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class Thread extends Board {

public void What's this thing called?(OP NOKO) {

String fullTitle = 'What's this thing called?';
int postNumber = 2789928;
String image = '1713735543212665.jpg';
String date = '04/21/24(Sun)17:39:03';
String comment = 'I want to construct a similar design (an "invisible" chair that makes you look like you sit in the air) and I need the name for that part. It's a thing that would link two metal bars together, allow them to fold, but stop at a 90 degrees angle. How would you call that part? Do you know where I could find it?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2789934 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:01:02') {

'>>2789928
>How would you call that part?

A 90° stop hinge

>Do you know where I could find it?

At finer retailers where 90° stop hinges are sold:

-90° Stop Hinges 'R' Us
-The 90° Stop Hinge Stop
- 90° Stop Hinge King
-World Of 90° Stop Hinges
-90° Stop Hinges Gallery Plus (& More!)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790154 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:22:16') {

'>>2789934

World Of 90° Stop Hinges went under during covid. they were bought out by Global 90° Stop Hinges.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790159 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:00:09') {

'>>2790154
>Global 90° Stop Hinges
Ah, the Amazon of 90º Stop Hinges, they even carry 15º Slav Squat hinges and I've never been able to get those at any of the other 90º outlets.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790165 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:23:53') {

'>>2789928
>a thread died for this
For the next time: that's exactly what chatgpt is for.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790182 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:25:14') {

'>>2790165
And just when the hundreds of screw drive superiority, measurement protocol superiority, battery vs corded superiority, meme tool brand superiority, "how do I fuck over my boss/ landlord/ neighbor for holding me to my obligations?" and "what trade is best for an antisocial know- nothing faggot?" threads were about to pay off.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790217 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:12:39' && image=='Screenshot_20240422_120835_Chrome.png') {

'>>2790165
Which one of these threads was yours?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790223 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:32:08') {

'>>2790217
the sound proofing one was mine. what kind of autistic shithead project are you doing? you're not the autistic shithead who runs around claiming samefag are you?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790254 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:00:51') {

'>>2790223
>>2790165
did you know that it takes over 4 days for ana unbumped thread to fall off the board?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790264 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:15:02' && image=='figurea-c5805941ebcd5b9ea00ed6901e0a16d1a884e77e.jpg') {

'>>2789928
Get a primer in physics. What you want to do cannot be achieved without an anchor in the ground in front of your ankle to counteract the induced torque. Think Michael Jackson lean.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790650 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:39:44') {

'>>2790154
Formerly Chucks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2792139 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:47:25' && image=='3b1b.png') {

'>>2790165
>a post was made about this
For the next time: that's exactly what phoneposters on /diy/ are for';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2792180 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:21:04' && image=='haruhi smug 3.jpg') {

'>>2789934
>>2790154
>>2790159
>>2790650
This is why i love /diy/
I know you lads have good banter on the job. keep it up lmao';

}

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