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class Thread extends Board {
public void Paint Fumes in Office(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Paint Fumes in Office';
int postNumber = 2790561;
String image = '1713869334812352.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)06:48:54';
String comment = '>owner decides to build an additional wall in office
>Like 7' from my desk
>Almost done but now they started painting
>These dudes don't open any windows or doors
>Most we have is the Heat on which I'm pretty sure just recirculates the air
>But the workers only there for like an hour and then leave
>I'm stuck sitting there breathing in this shit for hours
>Tried to wear a covid mask but doubt thats helping
How fucked am I?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790564 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:02:07') {

'you're already retarded
sorry anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790599 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:31:41') {

'>>2790561
why don't you open a door and window and set up a box fan instead of waiting for mommy to do it for you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790610 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:12:25'  && image=='gas.jpg') {

'>>2790561
>covid mask
you idiot don't you have a decent filter mask for /diy? even an N95 dust mask over a covid mask.

Also VOCs will kill you by tomorrow. It's why they sell VOC free paint. Those guys who paint that shit every day and never open a window are actually ghosts because it already killed them. The good news is after you die you can sue your employer.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790631 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:58:18') {

'Omg mommy the paint is making me queasy whats the number to Brown & Croupen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790663 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:37:05') {

'>>2790561
>Office bugman can't handle a little low VOC paint fumes
Can you even imagine an apple? Can you imagine the smell? The taste? Do you even have an inner monologue?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790888 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:58:41') {

'search the archives for photocatalytic air cleaner. You can diy one out of an ordinary old thrift store air cleaner, with 3M 90, titanium dioxide and a UVC lamp.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791504 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:45:41') {

'>>2790561
>uh hey the....the paint fumes.... they're really strong
>uh hey wait aren't you going to open a window for me at least?
>uhhhh uh uh guess I'll just wear a covid mask
>doubt it does anything though
>help
>help me please
Do wagies really?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791995 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:07:27') {

'>>2790610
N95 is a COVID mask. Paint OP fumes OP needs a half mask with OV cartridges, fumes will go right through particulate media';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2793352 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:23:57') {

'Go home you fucking pussy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794144 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:41:08') {

'>>2790561
see >>2790599
If your boss says you can't, call OSHA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2795446 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:06:34') {

'You won't catch a WFH nigga like me dying like this wagie cagie biatch';

}

}
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