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int postNumber = 2790617;
String image = '1713883463820752.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)10:44:23';
String comment = 'All jokes aside, how do I remove cum stains from a carpet without ruining the carpet? The stains are several years old by now.';
'>>2790617
Sqt exists for a reason faggot';
'>>2790619
Seal qualification training?';
'Muratic acid';
'Carpet cleaner, wet dry vacuum. Clean as much as you can with cold water first';
'Just got to stain the whole carpet now. Good luck anon.';
'>>2790621
it's SQTDDTOT here on DIY, go back to /g/ you programmer.
You may wanna use isopropnol.';
'>>2790648
>wet dry vacuum
It'll just make it worse, how do you think I got into this problem in the first place?';
'Cum over the rest of the carpet until the color is uniform.';
'>>2790719
You came on the carpet. A wet/dry vac doesn't cum on the carpet. So I'm questioning why would it make the problem worse.';
'>>2790617';
'>>2790617
Cumbria is protein. Use enzymatic cleaner and a rental wet/dry vac.';
'>>2790840
>that thing will rip my dick off
>cup hand over nozzle
>upgrade to moisturised sponge
This ain't my first degeneracy son';
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