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'I wonder what keep this Gonzarez artist from drawing nudity.';

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'This AI shit is insane, jesus christ';

'This one was pretty funny, AI generated. don't put in Samus lol.';

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'I kind of wish Samus looked more like the trucker girl of the official art and less like the lingerie model of the official game.';

'>>2726710
This. Beefy Samus is the best Samus.';

'>>2726710
We get it, you have a muscle girl fetish.';

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'>>2726744
Why yes I do, how could you tell?';

'>>2728091
I'd love to massage Samus's muscles';

'>>2728719
wrong thread?';

'>>2726710
What about the way that Tekuho draws Samus? He draws her toned and (from what I can tell) reasonably tall, but lithe, which differs from most fanart I've seen of her. He does give her fat tits though, especially in the prostitution pics. Something about this just gets me going. Reminds of petite pornstars, looks like you can manhandle her (which is more apparent when he draws her getting gangbanged). Not including his "young" Samus designs (based off of the young Samus design from Other M's concept art) though since that's just loli Samus.';

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'Samus is so fucking sexy';

'>>2737455
indeed';

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'>>2734642
hey, there's actually a samus in this thread';

'>>2740210
what.';

'>>2740333
some retarded elitism over preferring an older design probably';

'>>2740343
>older design
found the guy who didn't beat the clock defeating the game';

'>>2740427
See?';

'>>2740343
says the retarded casual that likes barbie dolls';

'>>2740427
Good job proving him right.';

'>>2740450
I don't know what prompted you to enter a thread and be an infantile prick for no reason, but you're just making those who like the older design look bad you know.';

'>>2726106
Oooh! Me likely.';

'>>2740450
i dont even disagree that the old design is better youre just being a faggot';

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'>>2740581
muscular Samus is the best Samus.';

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'>>2740627
I prefer the short hair tomboy look, though both are fantastic';

'>>2740628
That's great, but this is a samus thread and nobody asked';

'>>2740628
>7 feet tall shorthair blonde tomboy gf never EVER
Yeah I guess it's time to consider suicide again';

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'>>2740470
i'm not even the one who made the original comment, i was joking
sometimes i forget not everyone was part of the elitists/casual debates from years ago

>>2740517
see above, i was joking around.

i do prefer snes era samus(actually green hair is my fav) but her Dread design is amazing';

'metroid and his girlfriend.';

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'>>2741195
hot';

'>>2741190
who's the blonde chick?';

'>>2741817
metroid's girlfriend.';

'>>2741838
yeah what's her name though';

'>>2741839
zelda';

'>>2741840
thanks';

'>>2741840
Nah, Zelda's a guy from another game. He's an elf who wears green.';

'>>2741846
multiple people can have the same name dude';

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'>>2741965
>>2741964
don't post thumbnails.';

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'She's so fucking hot';

'Merry Christmas everyone';

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'>>2724333
>Post images of the sexiest bounty hunter ever
Excuse you, Boba Fett would like a word.';

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'>>2757565
AI sucks';

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'>>2759071
Poor fella's gonna short circuit.';

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'>>2724333
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'>>2741969

Now this confuses my boner.';

'>>2767534
Very nice';

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'>>2775941
Sexy';

'>>2770591
beautiful';

'>>2784686
>>2786645
oh hey the bump spammer is back';

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'All Samus is best Samus';

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'>>2746235
Got any more of Samus in a dress?';

'Friendly reminder that you can't breed with Samus
(1/?)';

'>>2788769
I'm dumb, I didn't attach any pic';

'>>2788770
(2/?)';

'>>2788772
(3/?)';

'>>2788774
(4/?)';

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'>>2726106
Who dat';

'>>2789447
a dyke version of justin bailey samus.';

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'>>2800072
Please keep AI stuff in its containment thread.';

'So proud that Samus was my first waifu. Glad shes popular';

'>>2801706
she was popular, back then threads for her didn't take more than a year to fill up';

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'Is it weird I consider a lot of these bitches not actually samus, like it's not even a muscle fetish or a queen thing, a lot of these are just prostitutes someone dressed up in a zero suit.';

'>>2803533
Your pic has the ugliest blow-up doll bimbo face in the thread by far. Looks like some DC or Marvel comic artist drew her.';

'>>2803548
I'll admit I wasn't looking too close at the face but to call it the worst in the thread just for some lips is just sour grapes.
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>>2757563
These are the ones I'm talking about. Nothing wrong with liking sluts but my brain just doesn't recognize them as samus.';

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'>called a bounty hunter
>never hunts any bounties';

'>>2804600
The federation hires her constantly to hunt bounties alongside other hunters, most noticeably in Prime 3 and Prime Hunters.';

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'>>2804600
>retro studios asked Nintendo "Hey, shouldnt we let Samus actually hunt some people down?"
>Nintendo answered: What? No! No why would we ever do that ?!
They Literally thought Bounty Hunter meant Cool Space Character';

'>>2808891
???
Did you never play Metroid Prime? Literally the first thing Samus does is hunt down Ridley and chase him into Tallon IV. Same thing happened in Prime Hunters and Prime 3 when the federation asked her to hunt down Dark Samus, the leviathans and the other hunters once they turn rogue.';

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'>>2808933
who made Prime?
Retro
think before you speak';

'>>2803356
left beats right and it's not even close';

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'>>2808891
This is wrong and Retro Studios headcanon.
>1. Bounty hunting was described accurately in the Japanese manual of Metroid 1, Federation created a police force to arrest Space Pirates but they were too sneaky, so they offered up bounties on their head for capture and those who did so were rewarded, Samus was the best one
>2. The term used to describe her profession in Metroid 1 was SPACE (宇宙の) BOUNTY HUNTER (賞金稼ぎ) aka (宇宙の賞金稼ぎ)
>3. Japanese Metroid 1, which had saves, even rewards you with bags of money when you complete a save file
>4. Super Metroid goes even further and uses the term 賞金稼ぎ (バウンティハンター) to describe Samus and further emphasize that she'a a bounty hunter
>5. Captain Falcon, another nintendo property, also describes his profession as a bounty hunter and uses the same word as described for Samus (賞金稼ぎ)
>6. The Story of Captain Falcon, a comic that was also available in the Japanese manual of the original F-Zero, again showed the profession accurately
Ex-Retro devs are dumb, they keep peddling bullshit. It's clear the reason why they rejected it is because it was not a good gameplay hook and it would have made Samus look too greedy for the brand (the retards compared her to Boba Fett who is a bad guy, despite Samus being caring and motherly). You can think this is a dumb reason to reject the idea, I don't completely disagree, but anyone who thinks Nintendo "doesn't know" or Japan "doesn't know" about Bounty Hunting, despite their constant portrayal of it in their media (like old anime) are retarded';

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'>>2814602
Something about this angle just does it for me';

'>>2810987
Interesting';

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'>>2823558
>>2823559
How festive';

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'>>2825882
How does she fit those in her suit';

'>>2827722
it's a big suit.';

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'>>2724336
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Real nice

Also I can't remember where I found this image, but can't find the source either';

'>>2827808
For you';

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'>>2830276
Somehow I knew someone would say that...';

'>>2834248
be thankful it gave you an excuse to bump yet another dead thread';

'>Has a mole on her face
Revisionist history bullshit';

'>>2835120
Her having a beauty mark was confirmed way back during the Super Metroid era actually.
https://metroiddatabase.com/old_site/sm/interview.php';

'>>2835304
Prove it';

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'>>2827722
She stuffs them in the shoulders.';

'>>2840368
That seems uncomfortable';

'>>2843824
Fashion requires sacrifices.';

'page 10...';

'>>2846967
no pics in over a month, should've just let it rest';

'>>2803548
Sorry you are gay';

'>>2846976
Don't want to';

'>>2724372
This is hot. Just one exposed breast...';

'>>2724333
Sexier than Faye Valentine?';

'>>2850724
Yes';

'>>2850724
Does Faye even really count as a bounty hunter, though? It seemed like more of a hobby or a get-rich-quick scheme for her. Whereas Samus is a consummate professional.';

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'>>2854631
Sexy';

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'I would unironically eat Samus' poop';

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