import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/e/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void fap guantlet(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'fap guantlet';
int postNumber = 2779507;
String image = '1684088402854999.jpg';
String date = '05/14/23(Sun)14:20:02';
String comment = 'What is Fap Gauntlet? It is a fun little fap game you play by following simple instructions in each post in the thread until you reach the end or cum. To contribute post nice images or gifs in the format of (strokes) / (speed) / (force) where strokes is the total number of strokes written as whole numbers, speed is the strokes per second which may be written as these words (extremely slow, very slow, slow, medium, normal, fast, very fast, extremely fast) and force is whatever pressure or special details or instructions for stroking may be.

20, very slow, light'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779509 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:22:42'  && image=='sample_5dfd6a0f64f2cf40d84e36ba7419cbaf.jpg') {

'>>2779507
25, slow, light'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779510 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:23:50'  && image=='fc2177c66d5ad999387f406f555876cb.jpg') {

'>>2779509
30, medium, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779511 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:26:20'  && image=='abd0212f122f5af4a2f3c6a61bc9908f.jpg') {

'>>2779510
35, medium, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779512 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:27:05'  && image=='sample_467b276a98a9d8baec261d013b57329b.jpg') {

'>>2779511
40, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779513 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:27:58'  && image=='44b686f2ed75c4f499e127ae648e3e66.jpg') {

'>>2779512
45, fast, mormal, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779514 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:28:58'  && image=='f9e512bf5ba384147b51a5a6fbdbaf96.jpg') {

'>>2779513
50, fast, tight grip, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779515 && dateTime=='05/14/23(Sun)14:29:59') {

'>>2779507
If you came while looking at a post, reply to said post with 'lost'.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779787 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:31:10'  && image=='1682003674559417m.jpg') {

'>>2779514
75, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779789 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:43:18'  && image=='DE4EE640-CD47-4A16-87FE-D23CD4AE3574.jpg') {

'>>2779787
60, medium, normal, use your left hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779790 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:44:30'  && image=='A62553B4-1E44-458C-A1F4-FB3F826FBB02.jpg') {

'>>2779789
80, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779791 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:45:51'  && image=='7C69B392-4332-4B54-AB94-5AC6C0090D40.jpg') {

'>>2779790
55, slow, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779792 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:46:56'  && image=='CF9FF181-B944-4B44-A41C-A0F87FF4B852.jpg') {

'>>2779791
75, very slow, light'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779794 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:54:00'  && image=='1D383E79-E80E-4CA2-9B83-BED0E427F8A7.jpg') {

'>>2779792
100, very fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779795 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)02:55:26'  && image=='1683456128354915m.jpg') {

'>>2779794
85, medium, light'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779798 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)03:07:47') {

'>>2779794
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2779802 && dateTime=='05/16/23(Tue)04:26:06') {

'>>2779511
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780056 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)10:39:05') {

'how the hell are we supposed to cum while counting?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780074 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)12:08:55') {

'>>2780056
for most people counting does not take up the entirety of their mental acuity'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780166 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)23:12:50'  && image=='sample_2cbfc83a4facf2b0cd4b24ebbd4fdd5f.jpg') {

'50, normal, light';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780167 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)23:13:56'  && image=='sample_859c9b02e73dc0d2ef025e292be28773.jpg') {

'>>2780166
60, normal, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780168 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)23:14:29'  && image=='sample_d2bcef5ab36ca0f4221ae060092350f9.jpg') {

'>>2780167
70, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780169 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)23:15:03'  && image=='sample_2f9ffaf2a016fc18aa1f5acd59c57aac.jpg') {

'>>2780168
80, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780171 && dateTime=='05/17/23(Wed)23:15:42'  && image=='sample_0bef7df421885590d4307ff98f483d06.jpg') {

'>>2780169
90, fast, tight, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780396 && dateTime=='05/19/23(Fri)09:06:44') {

'>>2780056
These threads used to have a program that read the content of the post and showed you te image for that time with the rest of the instruction. Doing it manually sounds retarded.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780420 && dateTime=='05/19/23(Fri)13:38:21') {

'>>2780396
The program hasn't been updated since 2019, or that's what I've been told at least.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780425 && dateTime=='05/19/23(Fri)13:53:59') {

'If these threads were live it could be pretty fun I think';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2780636 && dateTime=='05/20/23(Sat)21:27:42'  && image=='3786a89c23b9217a32de1f473658baa7.jpg') {

'75, fast, regular';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781352 && dateTime=='05/24/23(Wed)11:38:37'  && image=='5f880ec064c77d5d32385f87a93b5160.jpg') {

'50 fast regular';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781353 && dateTime=='05/24/23(Wed)11:40:14'  && image=='7a718fe7f26457520287949fe326fc7d.jpg') {

'50 fast tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781355 && dateTime=='05/24/23(Wed)11:41:17'  && image=='1680936954368193.jpg') {

'75 fast tight, tease tip with other hand';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781356 && dateTime=='05/24/23(Wed)11:42:42'  && image=='1683881881731787.jpg') {

'25 slow normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781357 && dateTime=='05/24/23(Wed)11:43:31'  && image=='1683968729429800.png') {

'60 fast tight, tease tip with other hand';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781561 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:01:35'  && image=='IMG_7453.jpg') {

'25, very slow, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781562 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:03:16'  && image=='IMG_4102.jpg') {

'>>2781561
30, slow, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781564 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:04:24'  && image=='IMG_4211.jpg') {

'>>2781562
35, slow, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781565 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:08:54'  && image=='IMG_9503.png') {

'>>2781564
40, slow, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781566 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:09:45'  && image=='IMG_3532.jpg') {

'>>2781565
45, normal, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781567 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:11:05'  && image=='IMG_1437.jpg') {

'>>2781566
50, normal, normal, use lube from this point onwards'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781568 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:11:49'  && image=='IMG_9429.jpg') {

'>>2781567
55, normal, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781569 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:12:50'  && image=='IMG_9195.png') {

'>>2781568
60, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781570 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:14:33'  && image=='IMG_1286.jpg') {

'>>2781569
65, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781571 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:15:14'  && image=='IMG_3589.png') {

'>>2781570
70, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781572 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:17:38'  && image=='IMG_1372.jpg') {

'>>2781571
75, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781573 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:18:12'  && image=='IMG_7404.jpg') {

'>>2781572
80, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781574 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:20:16'  && image=='9C064792-9AAC-4FCC-BA71-4A04A904B003.jpg') {

'>>2781573
85, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781575 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:20:48'  && image=='44D3863D-830A-4337-BB9C-3898204E6D41.jpg') {

'>>2781574
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781576 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:22:12'  && image=='IMG_3502.png') {

'>>2781575
95, fast, tight, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781577 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)10:23:04'  && image=='D1F16A86-EFD7-4647-A4A2-F6B35948EB4C.jpg') {

'>>2781576
100, fast, tight, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(yann && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2781668 && dateTime=='05/26/23(Fri)01:30:07') {

'>>2780425
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782274 && dateTime=='05/29/23(Mon)14:39:44') {

'>>2780171
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782632 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:00:50'  && image=='CF077FBA-132F-4313-9234-305050E6B805.jpg') {

'30, slow, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782633 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:01:31'  && image=='58055AA4-167A-4E0E-B02A-09FC5FDEFC1D.jpg') {

'>>2782632
35, slow, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782634 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:02:16'  && image=='6E5F8F4E-957D-4C67-BBC5-8F18BBD8B829.jpg') {

'>>2782633
40, normal, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782635 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:02:55'  && image=='022AD691-E23E-4F65-9166-FAE556416783.jpg') {

'>>2782634
45, normal, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782636 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:03:57'  && image=='07B28E68-901D-4B82-972E-CDDA35B42364.jpg') {

'>>2782635
50, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782637 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:05:15'  && image=='958B2E8C-30E1-4387-9FA1-343FC1F7CA0E.jpg') {

'>>2782636
55, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782638 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:05:47'  && image=='463846D1-AEEF-4844-8A33-0F6C2D3818FC.jpg') {

'>>2782637
60, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782639 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:06:29'  && image=='5640132A-30AA-4483-97B9-A3D359296EDC.jpg') {

'>>2782638
65, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782640 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:07:05'  && image=='C2A6B5D6-DDB1-43DA-B91F-93D3692F291F.jpg') {

'>>2782639
70, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2782641 && dateTime=='05/30/23(Tue)19:07:43'  && image=='E50BA646-D9F9-4D73-A688-4ADE6CD1E4A3.jpg') {

'>>2782640
75, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2783663 && dateTime=='06/04/23(Sun)20:25:54') {

'>>2779507
waiting for a new program to arrive, it's not fun/immersive to scroll through and read instructions
also you spelled gauntlet wrong again ESL'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2783666 && dateTime=='06/04/23(Sun)21:49:29') {

'>>2783663
I didn’t make the previous thread, and I’m not an ESL.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2783779 && dateTime=='06/05/23(Mon)13:16:24') {

'>>2783663
>>2783666
fun fact: the average ESL has better spelling that the average american'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784500 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:49:12'  && image=='IMG_1901.png') {

'50, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784502 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:49:56'  && image=='IMG_4888.jpg') {

'>>2784500
55, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784503 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:50:28'  && image=='IMG_1571.jpg') {

'>>2784502
60, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784504 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:50:59'  && image=='IMG_3229.png') {

'>>2784503
65, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784505 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:51:59'  && image=='IMG_1580.jpg') {

'>>2784504
70, fast, Normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784507 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:52:30'  && image=='IMG_3215.jpg') {

'>>2784505
75, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784511 && dateTime=='06/08/23(Thu)18:58:59') {

'>>2779791
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784951 && dateTime=='06/10/23(Sat)07:21:11') {

'>load game
>/e/
>not found "Fap Gauntlet" (capitalized) or "You Bone, You Lose" (capitalized)
you had one job'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2784968 && dateTime=='06/10/23(Sat)08:53:59') {

'I love these threads but these boobies are to big for my tastes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2785232 && dateTime=='06/11/23(Sun)11:41:07') {

'>>2784951
autism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2785766 && dateTime=='06/13/23(Tue)21:17:35') {

'>>2784951
the program is broken anyway, your point being?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786147 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)10:04:34') {

'>>2780171
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786188 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)14:28:08'  && image=='8CB085C5-C33B-47CA-8CF6-7A4697C51198.jpg') {

'35, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786189 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)14:28:53'  && image=='0C19F09B-1102-4B0B-859E-F3E375FEB610.jpg') {

'>>2786188
40, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786192 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)14:29:42'  && image=='50BE3E32-BA38-4E75-BB90-C83EC5166472.jpg') {

'>>2786189
45, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786193 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)14:30:14'  && image=='BB6E11D1-7EC3-4302-9589-FA013AC550C8.jpg') {

'>>2786192
50, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786224 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)16:19:01') {

'>>2779507
i cant fap to any of these'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786230 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)16:49:43') {

'>>2786224
Same :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786251 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)19:08:08') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786259 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)19:52:51') {

'>>2782640
Fuck it feels so good to lose~'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786266 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)21:07:41') {

'>>2786251
Boobas too beeg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786269 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)21:10:24'  && image=='IMG_1772.jpg') {

'>>2786266
I don’t have much in the way of small breasts. How’s this?

75, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2786270 && dateTime=='06/16/23(Fri)21:14:48') {

'>>2786269
This is nice, they don't have to be small. I just don't personally like the over exagerated huge milker look'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2787688 && dateTime=='06/23/23(Fri)11:49:47') {

'65, fast, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2787689 && dateTime=='06/23/23(Fri)11:50:21'  && image=='sample_11f907a830838c5330e07dc905919f04.jpg') {

'>>2787688
Fuck, forgot to attach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2787711 && dateTime=='06/23/23(Fri)12:46:45'  && image=='yande.re 480188 bikini breast_hold kantai_collection kashima_(kancolle) lolicept pussy_juice swimsuits.png') {

'30, slow, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2789346 && dateTime=='07/01/23(Sat)12:53:40') {

'>>2781355
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2790828 && dateTime=='07/08/23(Sat)10:19:37'  && image=='6706201b167872fe9230c91dc62ff1be.jpg') {

'50, fast, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791125 && dateTime=='07/09/23(Sun)08:28:25') {

'I have never understood how you fags don't find this gay. Another dude is telling you how to jack off.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791145 && dateTime=='07/09/23(Sun)11:37:08') {

'>>2791125
I rarely play these as Fap Hero is superior, but on the rare occasion that I do, I use the program that make it like a Fap Hero. It take the JOI aspect out of it for me. I'm not thinking about guy's instructions at all, just movement on the screen.

Most / nearly all of the drawings are by guys as well. Is that gay?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791474 && dateTime=='07/10/23(Mon)20:15:51') {

'>>2791145
what program?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2791919 && dateTime=='07/13/23(Thu)00:05:08') {

'>>2790828
6 000 000, lightspeed, deathgrip'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2793633 && dateTime=='07/21/23(Fri)10:56:44') {

'>>2779511
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2793795 && dateTime=='07/22/23(Sat)05:46:41'  && image=='1673398394080627.jpg') {

'20, fast, light, add lube to your balls and dick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794153 && dateTime=='07/23/23(Sun)16:35:27') {

'>>2780167
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794764 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)09:20:34') {

'>>2779514
fuck i lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794765 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)09:54:22') {

'>>2781353
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794775 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:30:25'  && image=='DC015A88-AFBF-41EB-94CB-7CD83E5FC626.png') {

'65, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794776 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:30:56'  && image=='D264D169-3108-49D6-B03D-99141BE01589.jpg') {

'>>2794775
70, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794777 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:32:32'  && image=='F16A294C-1E76-4A4C-B650-03D436F4412B.jpg') {

'>>2794776
75, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794778 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:33:18'  && image=='139A2FD7-268F-4549-B183-142390289551.png') {

'>>2794777
80, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794779 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:34:04'  && image=='00BB0614-61D0-404E-B00F-86E78835BE98.jpg') {

'>>2794778
85, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794780 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:35:50'  && image=='IMG_8484.jpg') {

'>>2794779
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794781 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:36:35'  && image=='IMG_8482.jpg') {

'>>2794780
95, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794782 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)11:37:07'  && image=='IMG_1880.jpg') {

'>>2794781
100, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2794821 && dateTime=='07/27/23(Thu)17:14:21') {

'>>2779512
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2796024 && dateTime=='08/01/23(Tue)21:13:01'  && image=='sample_1b5946b54224185cd71746cbd5bca9c5.jpg') {

'75, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2797520 && dateTime=='08/08/23(Tue)21:34:47') {

'>>2784505
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2797705 && dateTime=='08/09/23(Wed)22:59:07') {

'>>2779509
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798621 && dateTime=='08/14/23(Mon)16:27:25') {

'>>2797705
Fastest I've seen anyone bust'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798774 && dateTime=='08/15/23(Tue)16:24:58'  && image=='illust_109048707_20230815_172344.jpg') {

'50, very fast, loose grip';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798968 && dateTime=='08/16/23(Wed)15:07:14'  && image=='e6b2c5d38d4aa24cd113c80231b96b87.jpg') {

'85, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798969 && dateTime=='08/16/23(Wed)15:07:51'  && image=='359beac4530082bac0ac799f64a897e2.jpg') {

'>>2798968
90, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798970 && dateTime=='08/16/23(Wed)15:08:26'  && image=='c10214b7c526d3cfaed0ae7fb5a20bf4.jpg') {

'>>2798969
95, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798971 && dateTime=='08/16/23(Wed)15:08:58'  && image=='1686766242790899.jpg') {

'>>2798970
100, fast, right'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2798972 && dateTime=='08/16/23(Wed)15:10:00') {

'>>2798971
*tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799669 && dateTime=='08/20/23(Sun)05:46:20') {

'>>2779794
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799717 && dateTime=='08/20/23(Sun)11:50:57'  && image=='illust_109577958_20230703_184834.png') {

'>>2798971
80, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799764 && dateTime=='08/20/23(Sun)16:56:38') {

'Damn. I haven't been to this board in like 7 years and these threads are still a thing.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799785 && dateTime=='08/20/23(Sun)19:05:42') {

'>>2799764
People like these threads I suppose.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799845 && dateTime=='08/21/23(Mon)01:49:56') {

'>>2799764
>>2799785
they're a mere shadow of their former activity though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2799874 && dateTime=='08/21/23(Mon)06:41:48'  && image=='20230605_230225.jpg') {

'>>2799717
75, normal,tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2800462 && dateTime=='08/23/23(Wed)14:39:07') {

'>>2780169
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2800624 && dateTime=='08/24/23(Thu)11:47:07') {

'>>2799764
>>2799845
software is kil
threads should only last 1 to 2 months max otherwise'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2802056 && dateTime=='08/31/23(Thu)13:37:18'  && image=='1691248295228802.jpg') {

'75, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2802057 && dateTime=='08/31/23(Thu)13:38:04'  && image=='raiden.jpg') {

'>>2802056
75, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2802516 && dateTime=='09/03/23(Sun)07:20:48'  && image=='5645786.jpg') {

'30, slow, non-dominant hand.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2803466 && dateTime=='09/08/23(Fri)20:11:46') {

'>>2779787
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2803554 && dateTime=='09/09/23(Sat)00:33:08') {

'So none of these fap gauntlet programs work?
https://github.com/fapgauntlet/fg
https://github.com/Anonsunite/fapgauntlet
https://fapgauntlethero.wordpress.com/
I couldn't find source code for the Wordpress one so I don't trust it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2803557 && dateTime=='09/09/23(Sat)01:07:11') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2803569 && dateTime=='09/09/23(Sat)02:57:48') {

'>>2781576
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2804669 && dateTime=='09/13/23(Wed)22:40:50') {

'>>2796024
KOBE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2804871 && dateTime=='09/14/23(Thu)21:23:59') {

'>>2803554
ironically the wordpress one was the only one working for a while until they change some shit about the api in 2022'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2805998 && dateTime=='09/18/23(Mon)17:51:55') {

'>>2781574
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2806840 && dateTime=='09/22/23(Fri)12:36:17'  && image=='651a7734049bc02ec258ab37d5927488.jpg') {

'100, normal, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2807963 && dateTime=='09/27/23(Wed)14:18:20') {

'People still make these threads?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2807983 && dateTime=='09/27/23(Wed)16:59:35') {

'>>2807963
yeah, about once a year'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2809023 && dateTime=='10/02/23(Mon)16:25:13') {

'>>2779511
I've lost count of how many times I've jacked it to this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2809390 && dateTime=='10/04/23(Wed)07:59:58') {

'How the hell you you even keep count?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2810660 && dateTime=='10/09/23(Mon)11:37:07') {

'>>2809390
It's possible.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2810663 && dateTime=='10/09/23(Mon)11:43:29') {

'>>2809390
what, you don't have an ejaculation diary?? noob'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2810705 && dateTime=='10/09/23(Mon)15:01:03') {

'>>2809390
>he can’t count while jacking it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812844 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:05:53'  && image=='IMG_2570.jpg') {

'50, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812846 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:06:28'  && image=='IMG_2569.png') {

'>>2812844
60, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812848 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:07:02'  && image=='IMG_2606.jpg') {

'>>2812846
70, fast, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812849 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:07:41'  && image=='IMG_2609.png') {

'>>2812848
80, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812851 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:08:12'  && image=='IMG_2599.jpg') {

'>>2812849
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812852 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:09:10'  && image=='IMG_2571.jpg') {

'>>2812851
95, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2812853 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)11:09:43'  && image=='IMG_2574.jpg') {

'>>2812852
100, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813292 && dateTime=='10/21/23(Sat)15:12:38') {

'>>2809390
Losing count is part of the fun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813354 && dateTime=='10/21/23(Sat)19:45:45'  && image=='20230916_230458.jpg') {

'>>2813292
80, normal, fast'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813386 && dateTime=='10/22/23(Sun)01:44:43') {

'>>2813354
lost, made it through the entire set up to this point though so I think I did pretty well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813482 && dateTime=='10/22/23(Sun)14:31:16') {

'>>2781577
second time playing, lost here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813761 && dateTime=='10/23/23(Mon)10:08:40') {

'>>2780171
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813762 && dateTime=='10/23/23(Mon)10:11:42'  && image=='de58352059d54255c72b823897698aa2.jpg') {

'>>2813354
40, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2813763 && dateTime=='10/23/23(Mon)10:24:23') {

'>>2791125
desu anon its kinda hot to imagine being a guy getting told by other guys how to masturbate. i dunno if thats gay bc im self inserting as a gay guy but its hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2815238 && dateTime=='10/30/23(Mon)15:37:53'  && image=='sample_982da24f881f1585fd44e87e82c1d145.jpg') {

'75, normal, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2815241 && dateTime=='10/30/23(Mon)16:38:59') {

'>>2779514
I lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816778 && dateTime=='11/05/23(Sun)21:15:46') {

'>>2781355
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816910 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:08:03'  && image=='IMG_4351.jpg') {

'40, slow, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816911 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:09:13'  && image=='IMG_0749.jpg') {

'>>2816910
45, slow, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816912 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:09:59'  && image=='IMG_9124.png') {

'>>2816911
50, normal, normal, use lube from this point onwards'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816914 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:10:44'  && image=='IMG_0672.jpg') {

'>>2816912
55, normal, Normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816916 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:11:27'  && image=='IMG_5376.jpg') {

'>>2816914
60, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816918 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:12:11'  && image=='IMG_1896.jpg') {

'>>2816916
65, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816919 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:13:15'  && image=='IMG_0666.png') {

'>>2816918
70, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816921 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:13:48'  && image=='IMG_4615.png') {

'>>2816919
75, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816922 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:14:31'  && image=='IMG_7529.png') {

'>>2816921
80, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816923 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:15:38'  && image=='IMG_3737.jpg') {

'>>2816922
85, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816924 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:16:16'  && image=='IMG_0651.jpg') {

'>>2816923
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816925 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:16:55'  && image=='IMG_0648.jpg') {

'>>2816924
95, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816926 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:17:28'  && image=='IMG_0032.png') {

'>>2816925
100, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2816927 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)10:22:41') {

'>>2781576
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817011 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)23:05:24'  && image=='1668823113956671.jpg') {

'30, normal, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817012 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)23:05:57'  && image=='1641280614263.jpg') {

'40, normal, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817013 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)23:07:41'  && image=='1574669008337.jpg') {

'50, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817014 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)23:08:34'  && image=='xg1dmjzouso81.jpg') {

'60, fast, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817015 && dateTime=='11/06/23(Mon)23:09:24'  && image=='1575760263397.jpg') {

'70, fast, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817058 && dateTime=='11/07/23(Tue)07:09:36'  && image=='04.jpg') {

'1, slow (1 minute), light, snap your dick off afterward';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817276 && dateTime=='11/08/23(Wed)14:11:27') {

'i dont think you realize how long 60 seconds is when only looking at 1 picture. keep it under 30 seconds.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817362 && dateTime=='11/08/23(Wed)21:58:48') {

'>>2817276
It's not seconds, its strokes.

> To contribute post nice images or gifs in the format of (strokes)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817475 && dateTime=='11/09/23(Thu)10:23:37') {

'>>2817276
This gauntlet is already shit, it should've been allowed to die months ago. The beginning is awful, and way too many pictures are clearly from one dude with specific tastes. And yes, people really need to learn not to do VERY SLOW 60 STROKES because that's over a minute and totally kills the pace. Sadly some fuckers kept bumping the thread right before it died.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817863 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)09:06:41') {

'>>2817475
>fuckers kept bumping the thread right before it died.
one guy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817869 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)10:00:50') {

'>>2817863
he does the same for several dozen threads too

I yearn for the olden days when threads died of old age'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2817870 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)10:07:30') {

'>>2817869
damn were you there last year when that one thread that started with unrealistic /d/ tier huge tits kept getting bumped? lmao
atleast the program still worked, i guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2821376 && dateTime=='11/27/23(Mon)14:13:38') {

'>>2816926
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2821673 && dateTime=='11/28/23(Tue)21:36:40') {

'>>2781356
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2821819 && dateTime=='11/29/23(Wed)21:36:42') {

'>>2779507
Lost :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2821854 && dateTime=='11/30/23(Thu)03:02:25'  && image=='1701292218419850.jpg') {

'80, very fast, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2821855 && dateTime=='11/30/23(Thu)03:04:16'  && image=='1700020069661790.png') {

'>>2821854
40, slow, non-dominant hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2824016 && dateTime=='12/10/23(Sun)18:29:15') {

'>>2779513
lost.....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2824395 && dateTime=='12/12/23(Tue)00:47:46'  && image=='__ripple_star_queen_kirby__3c0daa3e0e30d70cc18ce803df46a4f4 Ripple Star Fairy Queen k64 cast glasses girl breasts.png') {

'>>2779507
Challenge I came up with for doing the fap goon gauntlet anywhere there's a lewd art work piece
>4chan post no./number code
(last two numbers = how many strokes)
(2 of the first & second numbers, if it's even do slow)
(Third and fourth number, if it's odd, do fast)
(any other numbers if the number is long enough = any of the more unique commands in this thread like ball cradle/cradling for odds, lube for evens, you decide anon.....)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2824402 && dateTime=='12/12/23(Tue)01:06:25'  && image=='Moe Blue Archive Thick Glasses Girl Thighs Big Breasts steam sweaty sweat smell.png') {

'>>2824395
Oh yeah, if the first four numbers are even, you do a slow single attempt with the last two numbers as a total stroke count
If the first four numbers are odd, you do a fast single attempt with the same thing.
If the first 2 numbers are even, and next two are odd, do a slow and fast goon attempt (two sessions)
Another way:
If the majority of the numbers before the last two is even, just do a slow single attempt, and if the majority is odd do a fast single attempt.

Anyway for this post >>2824395
First way option: 95 strokes, slow, (whatever you choose for special command 3, since 3 is the straggler number)
Second way option: 95 strokes, (majority is even before 95) slow pumps

You can even declare what days are opposite days for the month/year, so evens then mean fast and odds mean slow. I've been loving this.....
Either way, carry on with your fap gauntlet. Great thread anons.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2824431 && dateTime=='12/12/23(Tue)03:53:23') {

'>>2824402
Also this, for example, would be 2 slow strokes. with something like use lube or cradle/cradling your balls.
Endless infinite fap gauntlet anywhere on 4chan boards.

To get back on topic
>>2824395
50, slow, soft.....
>>2824402
60, fast, tight with lube......'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2825524 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)10:36:52') {

'>>2784507
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2825537 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)11:44:31') {

'>>2824395
The using the post numbers for number generation could work well except for the fact that the softcore porn boards moving slowly.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2825539 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)11:45:32') {

'>>2825537
>boards move slowly
need to proof read more often'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2825545 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)12:05:56') {

'>>2825537
it works better when considering the image filenames, which are in milliseconds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2826238 && dateTime=='12/19/23(Tue)09:01:07'  && image=='carlos2.jpg') {

'i guess you could say this is a game of different strokes for different folks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2826473 && dateTime=='12/20/23(Wed)12:54:35'  && image=='IMG_3914.png') {

'50, normal, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2826474 && dateTime=='12/20/23(Wed)12:55:12'  && image=='IMG_3913.jpg') {

'>>2826473
75, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2826475 && dateTime=='12/20/23(Wed)12:55:44'  && image=='IMG_3912.png') {

'>>2826474
100, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2828295 && dateTime=='12/29/23(Fri)08:58:47') {

'>>2780420
What program was that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831234 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:03:51'  && image=='IMG_4380.jpg') {

'30, slow, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831235 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:04:39'  && image=='IMG_4211.jpg') {

'>>2831234
40, slow, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831237 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:05:20'  && image=='IMG_4158.jpg') {

'>>2831235
50, slow, normal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831238 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:06:06'  && image=='IMG_4041.jpg') {

'>>2831237
60, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831240 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:08:28'  && image=='IMG_4181.jpg') {

'>>2831238
70, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831243 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:09:44'  && image=='IMG_3084.jpg') {

'>>2831240
80, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831245 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:10:15'  && image=='IMG_4358.png') {

'>>2831243
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2831246 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:11:32'  && image=='IMG_2706.jpg') {

'>>2831245
100, very fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2832253 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)21:51:54') {

'>>2831245
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2832272 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)23:49:10') {

'>>2779792
not fair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2832274 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)00:27:07') {

'>>2786251
make them kiss'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2832275 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)00:28:22') {

'>>2791125
wait till they give us realtime control of each other's waifubots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2832277 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)00:38:34') {

'>>2809390
It's tough if you're doing it alone, join a local chapter and take turns filling the role of fap MC, then when you lose it's your bro's turn to keep count. At the end of the night whichever bro keeps the most accurate count gets to chug the whole pint. And no that's not gay either because remember some of it came out of you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2833388 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)17:23:13') {

'>>2831234
Artist?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2834436 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)11:57:19') {

'>>2832275
I've got a fleshlight launch that can be controlled over the web, I'd be willing to give somebody pics & fap instructions on discord if they did pics and operated my launch.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2834451 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)14:10:27') {

'>>2779514
lol, lost already'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2834595 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)08:56:35') {

'>>2781575
Lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836958 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:39:56'  && image=='IMG_4556.jpg') {

'25, normal, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836959 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:40:48'  && image=='IMG_4531.png') {

'>>2836958
30, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836961 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:41:26'  && image=='IMG_4462.jpg') {

'>>2836959
35, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836962 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:42:15'  && image=='IMG_4478.jpg') {

'>>2836961
40, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836963 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:43:00'  && image=='IMG_0888.png') {

'>>2836962
45, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2836964 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)13:43:31'  && image=='IMG_4578.jpg') {

'>>2836963
50, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2839819 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)20:51:35') {

'Made it all the way through x)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2839824 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)20:55:43') {

'>>2839819
Start over until you lose'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2842274 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)19:46:17') {

'>>2821855
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2843520 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)03:03:01'  && image=='__mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_ootsuki_wataru__fc3c729229ef08aa2a816c86251fc69b.jpg') {

'I made a proof-of-concept for a browser-based Fap Gauntlet, but it's local only (you have to select images/videos from your hard drive, they aren't sent anywhere; also, the number of strokes and speed is randomized). I couldn't make it work as-is with 4chan posts because, even though the browser can fetch the JSON API just fine, the images themselves won't load (CORS headers aren't set up on i.4cdn.org). It's still a work in progress, and I plan on writing some self-hostable simple proxy to use the 4chan API, but if you'd like to use your own collection, enjoy.

https://wwwew.neocities.org/gauntlet/
https://gitgud.io/valvavil/fap-gauntlet-web-edition (you can download the repo, and then open index.html in your browser)


by the way
35, slow, reverse grip'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2846801 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)17:25:21'  && image=='IMG_5205.jpg') {

'90, fast, normal, 45 strokes for each of the 2 girls';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2847190 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)13:56:28') {

'>>2839819
>Made it all the way through x)
me too
i killed my dick from years of edging
i can last for hours, even days'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2847195 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)14:12:25') {

'>>2817870
why the fuck do you think I'd have seen that very specific post from years ago? fucking retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2848873 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:18:56') {

'>>2803554
there is one workinmg on linux'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2848877 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:25:15') {

'>>2846801
I really like their fore/fiveheads for some reason
>>2848873
....could you post a link to it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2850401 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:15:24') {

'>>2839819
>>2847190
how? I have to mostly go slow and sometimes stop to avoid cumming.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2850403 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:19:07'  && image=='gelbooru_8359449_8fcbcab96e5fa0a181ca70dc09e96124.png') {

'30, slow, light';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2851825 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)11:29:54') {

'>>2850401
Deep, long breaths help to stave off the point of no return'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2851858 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:31:15') {

'>>2781576
lost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2851859 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:32:29'  && image=='1000070840.jpg') {

'35, slow, normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2851860 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:33:44'  && image=='1687842658926080.jpg') {

'50, slow, tight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2852865 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:20:53'  && image=='tbib_11027278_ee387c1c43eb8c9f8e8cef58cc5bc09d.jpg') {

'40, medium, light';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2852961 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:52:53') {

'Fap Gauntlet app for android never';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2852965 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:04:28'  && image=='GHRKnYKakAA5T1L.jpg') {

'60, fast, normal grip';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2852975 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:50:39'  && image=='93629bd61b3bfabfaf686924ec3171d5.jpg') {

'30, medium, tight, cradle balls with other hand';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854898 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:11:34'  && image=='IMG_3264.jpg') {

'75, slow, tight, use lubrication';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854899 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:13:06'  && image=='IMG_3269.jpg') {

'>>2854898
80, slow, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854900 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:13:41'  && image=='IMG_3268.jpg') {

'>>2854899
85, normal, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854901 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:14:16'  && image=='IMG_4031.png') {

'>>2854900
90, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854902 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:14:48'  && image=='IMG_5239.jpg') {

'>>2854901
95, fast, tight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2854903 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:16:42'  && image=='IMG_5623.png') {

'>>2854902
100, fast, tight, cradle balls with other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2858000 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:36:12') {

'>>2809390
Skill issue'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2858287 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:03:05') {

'>>2781575
Lost'
;

}

}
}