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class Thread extends Board {
public void Best sunglasses brands(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Best sunglasses brands';
int postNumber = 18087237;
String image = '1713195369374537.png';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)11:36:09';
String comment = 'What are the best sunglasses (and regular glasses) brands?
I want some buy-it-for-life stuff that will last for years. Budget isn't an issue, just let me know the best, highest quality brands'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087261 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:53:11') {

'>>18087237
/fa/ isn't your personal stylist,do your own research'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087288 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:13:46') {

'>>18087261
Fuck you faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087309 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:28:47') {

'barton perreira, matsuda, jaque marie mage';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087341 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:03:36') {

'>>18087309
Barton Parreira is basically Oliver Peoples but without the Luxottica'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087526 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:26:48') {

'>>18087341
yeah that's why they're based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087676 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:23:19') {

'>>18087237
My nose is kinda big so double bridge sunglasses fit me the best. For that kind of sunglasses, the best brand I've tried is Vuarnet. I always lose them before they show any sign of wear (5+ year of daily use)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087705 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:55:32') {

'Anything besides Ray-Ban any people will just assume you got them for a dollar at a gas station, you're pretty much flushing money down the toilet on expensive sunglasses. Just get the Ray-Bans and women are all over you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087718 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:13:01'  && image=='1713219178819.jpg') {

'>>18087705
I have 4 pairs of Ray-Bans, had 5 but gifted a pair away
The thing is I LOVE the wayfarer shape, but Ray-Ban is a shell of its former self now which is really a shame to see
Thinking of getting a pair of American Optical Saratoga frames as an alternative at higher quality'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087719 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:15:26') {

'>>18087237
I buy Oliver Peoples because you can easily find for them at discounters. And they're made in Japan again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087789 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:37:17') {

'>>18087719
>you can easily find for them at discounters
where?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087958 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:22:01') {

'>>18087676
i don't understand how people lose their belongings'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088082 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:17:54') {

'>>18087237
Karl Lagerfeld'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088094 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:55:22') {

'>>18087958
Have your ever tried alcohol?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088205 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:38:12') {

'>>18088094
Many times, but I don't really lose anything'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088553 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:12:09'  && image=='Screen_Shot_2020-01-24_at_2.05.53_PM.jpg') {

'I recently had to return a pair of Kala Gandhis because they were too narrow and short for my head (they were 46-21-140). I am dead set on getting a pair of circular wire frame glasses, and unfortunately it's looking like Dolomiti may be my only option that isn't Warby Parker or $40 Zenni-tier crap. Does anyone have experience with Dolomitis or other circular frame glasses? I'm really pissed that Ray-Ban doesn't make Ja-Jos any more.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088595 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:46:26') {

'>>18088553
These look ugly as fuck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088597 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:49:38') {

'Maui Jims are the best for build and lens quality. Ray Bans for iconic fits. You really can't beat those.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088613 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:02:33') {

'>>18088595
They were $300 lel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088626 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:12:44') {

'>>18088613
imagine paying 300 dollars to look like shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088629 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:13:15') {

'>>18088597
Maui Jims look ugly though. Not a fan of any of their designs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088719 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:36:20') {

'>>18088626
I have massive, square-shaped head and anything with a thick frame looks retarded on me, but I'll humor you. What kind of frames do you like?
>inb4 you're the lasik faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088721 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:37:35') {

'>>18088629
Yeah, you have to really look through their seemingly endless catalog to find the one you like. But their lenses are worth it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089332 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:26:53') {

'>>18087237
i like carreras desu. quality's sturdy, cool frame choices, can be easily found far below MSRP and are a solid value for 50 bucks. matsudas are the best glasses i've ever worn but cost a fortune
>>18087705
wayfarers and clubmasters are npc tier frames. wearing sunglasses period isn't going to "get the women all over you", but if they did it wouldn’t the most basic nigger option imaginable doing the trick'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089367 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:28:09'  && image=='Large-769328V2Q301049_A.jpg') {

'Anyone here have experience with Bottega Veneta frames?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090106 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:00:28') {

'What are the best sunglasses styles for a heart shape face';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090236 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:41:53') {

'>>18089332
>but if they did it wouldn’t the most basic nigger option imaginable doing the trick
Actually, it would be. But you can take that up with their retarded selves.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090666 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:21:07') {

'>>18090106
As long as they fit your head it doesn't matter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090720 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:21:49'  && image=='MJ622_3237_alt1.jpg') {

'>>18088629
I like their titanium frames some recent models, but yeah.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090723 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:24:31') {

'>>18090720
and*'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090727 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:31:36') {

'>>18090106
Go to a sunglass store, try on a few pairs, take some selfies, then evaluate the photos.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091437 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:19:48') {

'JMM is overrated as fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092626 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:30:40'  && image=='unnamed_0af9aba6-1ab7-49a3-ae15-fca49de49bc8.jpg') {

'Thoughts on Randolph? They make sunglasses for the military.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092724 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:58:50') {

'>>18092626
>They make sunglasses for the military.
That's not a good thing. The military picks the cheapest, shittiest thing that checks all their boxes because they order 1 million of them so need it as cheap as possible
That said, I've heard really good things about Randolph'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092739 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:10:59') {

'>>18092724
They make sunglasses for pilots, I doubt they cut corners for that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092740 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:11:25') {

'>>18091437
What makes you say that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092743 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:12:53') {

'>>18088553
do not get circular frames unless you are an asian women or an asian male with a feminine look to you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092744 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:13:32') {

'>>18092739
lol keep thinking that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093011 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:31:41') {

'>>18087237
Your sunglasses will break. Don't spend more than you're willing to every 6 months for them. Buy hardshell cases for them. Keep microfiber cloths and lens wipes everywhere.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093018 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:35:31') {

'>>18093011
i have never broken a pair of sunglasses in my life. I've had a pair I've owned for over a decade
my main pair i've had for maybe 7 years or so
sorry you're an irresponsible faggot that breaks your nice things'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094007 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:48:26') {

'>>18092606
I really like the Original Wayfarers but the New Wayfarers are junk'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094071 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:35:21'  && image=='Screenshot_20240421_173309_Firefox.jpg') {

'>>18090720
I have the titanium frame Wiki Wikis. I like them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095029 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:52:58') {

'>>18087288
he's right, you are shitting up the board and fashion is supposed to be personal anyways'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095054 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:18:19') {

'>>18095029
>sitting up the board
50% of /fa/ is off topic at any given time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095383 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:48:23') {

'>>18093018
Post your 7 year old, no scratch having sunglasses you fucking liar.
Oh wait, did you have a hard shell case? Like I said to get? Yes? Well you've proved my point. No? They didn't come with one? So you're a poorfag who never leaves the house. Got it.
Sorry you're a self centered faggot with no reading comprehension. Sorry you were alone Saturday.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095409 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:27:13') {

'>>18095383
holy shit grow the fuck up you fucking FAGGOT
goddamn you are a whiny bitch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095439 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:06:09') {

'>>18092626
They’re great. Somebody stole my recent pair and I’ve never been more pissed off about an accessory. But one thing I learned is their and AO’s version of real aviators are different than what RayBan calls the aviator. You need to get the Concorde Randolphs if you want the RayBan tear drop aviator style rather than their standard version. Again, though in my opinion no sunglasses should ever be the price that all sunglasses are these days, they’re fantastic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095443 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:09:03') {

'>>18095409
Lol, triggered hard, Mr no life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095448 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:14:53') {

'>>18095443
>n-no you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096148 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:14:07') {

'hoped to get something clarified about sunglasses in this thread but all I got is faggots arguing about brand names and subjective shit instead of quality of product and what makes a pair of made in china plastic cost $300+';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096156 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:18:08') {

'>>18096148
what do you want to know? ask away'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096159 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:19:23') {

'>>18095439
AO was the original aviator maker, everything else is a ripoff'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096952 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:00:41') {

'>>18096156
>>18096148
bump fucker. what's your question?'
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}

}
}