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int postNumber = 18090903;
String image = '1713485483162724.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)20:11:23';
String comment = 'You will smell and also be better than everyone else';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090950 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:25:31') {

'>>18090903
It becomes a skin scent in 20 minutes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091092 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:23:52') {

'>>18090950
kek, no it doesn't. I've sprayed it in the afternoon and could smell it the next day after sleeping. You have olfactory fatigue'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091166 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:04:54'  && image=='4ae2d4f767c8e5da2e2afe141ccb1497.jpg') {

'>>18090903
That creamy oakmossy drydown is heavenly'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091297 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)09:05:48'  && image=='IMG_5791.jpg') {

'>>18090903
Get mogged'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091310 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)09:20:27') {

'>>18091297
I tried this the other day on a whim and it was the worst oud wood I have ever had the displeasure of smelling like.

Also Tom Ford has become such a poor person brand'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091343 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)09:47:00') {

'>>18091310
Yeah. Anything sold in malls nowadays can no longer be truly exclusive or high class, regardless of the price tag or former prestige.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092134 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:01:01') {

'>>18090903
It smells very good.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092277 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:20:35') {

'>>18091297
this smells like shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092278 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:22:06'  && image=='from the garden.png') {

'For me, it's Maison Margiela Replica "From The Garden"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092283 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:26:21') {

'>>18090903
I like Layton better'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092761 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:34:48') {

'>>18092277
retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093236 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:53:49') {

'>>18092278
margiela fragrance is unmatched imo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093253 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:10:20') {

'>>18093236
smells better than Tom Ford that's for certain'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093357 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:05:58') {

'>>18090903
How big is the difference, realistically?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093359 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:06:59'  && image=='Armaf-Club-De-Nuit-Intense-200ml.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093425 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)04:25:03'  && image=='oie_rSIz36fc0c3f.jpg') {

'>>18093357
Very big'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093462 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:33:57') {

'>>18090903
Doesn't every man in London wear that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093480 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:58:08') {

'>>18093473
>russian dude making jokes about browns
Oh boy, Igor, you are not in the best position to do so
https://youtu.be/HdnO4uzSSus?si=HK5A7bFgQvTpG-MQ'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093485 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:08:08') {

'>>18093482
Based, not seeing you as my enemy, Walery
Russian women are wild, best experience i had, compared to white western women.
https://youtu.be/vuYBOIUzFV4?si=CSlJzUxVeHPwO920'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093493 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:21:58'  && image=='Walery.png') {

'>>18093486
Amoogus gets me laid with slavic women
https://youtu.be/k8mesuQZ8bY?si=0PMXovdjkgXhrdsu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093515 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)07:19:06'  && image=='polo double nigger.jpg') {

'This is my daily fragrence
I prefer it to single black and red.

I have blue de chanel for special occasions'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093673 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:57:06'  && image=='Y0785220_F078524009_E01_GHC.jpg') {

'I know it's labelled as "basic" by most but the truth is you'll smell better than 90% of men who don't even bother using a fragrance to begin with.
My gf and all the girls I've dated before her complimented me on my smell, some even became addicted to it even though I wear the most basic shit there is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094429 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:56:15'  && image=='375x500.920.jpg') {

'>>18090903
Basic but hard to beat. I got it on sale, but pricey. Always there for me but does not over power.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094469 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:42:31') {

'>>18091166
Kirsten dunst queenie <3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094498 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:25:56') {

'>>18093515
I don’t know which one this is. What does it smell like? The red one is coffee, right? I like the red one. I also like the green one but it’s not really my style. It’s definitely a sport coat and pleated khakis kind of scent. Smells terrific but not something I can really pull off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094505 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:33:14'  && image=='E0ORoS5WEAMUy5l.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094513 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:46:56'  && image=='IMG_0007.jpg') {

'>>18093673
Sauvage, and particularly the vanilla heavy EDP, is just designer Aventus before Montblanc made an actual straight up designer clone of Aventus. It’s not something that would be recognized even by fragrance autists, but professional perfumers have recognized for years that Demachy basically took Aventus and tweaked it a bit to create Sauvage. You can’t really go by the note breakdowns because those are basically just the artistic image that the perfumer is trying to present and not a clear indicator of what is actually in the bottle, but Aventus and Sauvage are nearly identical from a structural standpoint. While Montblanc Explorer is the only outright designer clone, most of the fruity/musky ambroxan bombs that are popular these days are just various designer houses looking to create their own Aventus.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095284 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:53:28') {

'>>18092278
Got Jazz Club and its my new favourite from them'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095326 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:46:28') {

'>>18095284
I really wanted to like that one, but the whiskey note goes really sour on my skin. It's not a problem with the fragrance, it smells amazing on paper and other people, but there's something about my skin chemistry that makes it smell weird.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095400 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:19:25') {

'>>18095284
nice, i'll have to give that one a try'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095687 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:09:23') {

'>>18090903
it’s in my top two male fragrances, and i have smelled hundreds'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095798 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:16:22') {

'>>18095687
I bet you did..'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095812 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:37:39'  && image=='166342258_271010824608706_5959815288812097011_n-928x1080.jpg') {

'picrel is my current favourite. not quite a crowdpleaser but one spray lasts me all day';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095822 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:54:03'  && image=='sdfsdf.png') {

'SOTD Al Rehab Dakar';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095842 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:35:48') {

'>>18095284
What's something similar to jazz club but wearable in the summer?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095852 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:01:19') {

'>>18093425
chud have the superior taste'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095856 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:08:21') {

'>>18095842
Jizz Club'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095860 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:18:49') {

'>he wants to smell like everyone else';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095865 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:32:12') {

'>everyone else is wearing a $500 fragrance. Literally everyone. The bag boy at Piggly Wiggly with down syndrome is literally, factually, and without a hint of irony, wearing Creed Aventus';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095897 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:15:01') {

'>>18095865
It’s incredible popular. No one except retards are buying it full price, you can get a full bottle for like $200. You shouldn’t feel special for gate keeping a fragrance that most people who enjoy fragrances can purchase easily. Also even if they don’t have aventus itself, they probably have something that smells almost identical especially out and about in the real world. Point is no one in the world will smell you and think anything else than a simple “oh he smells nice” which can be achieved with fragrances a tenth of the price. The only reason to wear aventus is to tell other people who are knowledgeable about fragrances that you wear it. Of course, in that scenario no one would be impressed bc those individuals likely also have aventus.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095935 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:56:30') {

'I use a cheap adidas fragrance that I got from my mom for christmas and people love it. My gf loves it, people at work tell me I smell nice, my parents joke around that I smell like a women's beauty store.
I guess it really is true that the man makes the fragrance, not the other way around.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096170 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:34:30') {

'>>18095897
>gate keeping a fragrance that most people who enjoy fragrances can purchase easily
"Most people who enjoy fragrances" and "most people" are completely different things. I can count on one hand the number of people IRL that I've met who know what Creed is when asking what I'm wearing. Same with any other niche brand I've ever worn. Fragcom is not real life. They're a bunch of terminally online autistic sex perverts
>they probably have something that smells almost identical especially out and about in the real world
Tell me you've never owned Aventus and clones of Aventus without telling me you've never owned Aventus and clones of Aventus. And, incidentally, I can count on zero hands the number of people who knew what I was talking about when I told them I was wearing CDNI. In that respect, Armaf is more "niche" than Creed is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096177 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:38:38') {

'>>18095812
>What's that fragrance you're wearing?
>Bohoboco
>Gesundheit
Every. Single. Time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096181 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:42:38') {

'>>18095842
Tobacco scents aren't really a summery thing, but if you like the boozy element of Jazz Club, you'll have no problem finding something in that category. But honestly, Jazz Club is already pretty versatile for a fragrance in that genre. It's not horrifically sweet or loud. I'd be perfectly comfortable wearing it as an evening fragrance in the summer. Maybe not in the sun, but definitely at night.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096681 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:00:53') {

'>>>/b/917364519';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096798 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:44:52'  && image=='1656243716695.jpg') {

'>>18095935
based
Notice how Aventus is priced at the 200-300 dollar range. That's still an affordable price range for the middle class average Joe.
Aventus' target audience is pretty much people like OP who want to feel upper class because they bought a perfume that is twice the price of a normal designer perfume.'
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}

if(Schneeweißes Fötzchen && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18096816 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:20:16'  && image=='10788700.jpg') {

'>>18096798
In fact, your pic related Blizzard enjoyer would make Aventus even smell foul musky.
Since Aventus got some smooth clean musky drydown it would only intensify the foul musky odour of neckbeards.
Not even kidding.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18097111 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:55:37') {

'>>18090903
I prefer Silver Mountain Water.

It's become my signature scent and I've not worn anything else for a while.

Nothing comes close to the fruity tea dry down, absolute heaven.

2023 formulations are pretty good, and it lasts 12+ hours on fabric.

Yes I've tried the arab clones, they just don't come close to my nose and don't have the tea note which I love so much.

I might try the Silver Mountain Water oil.'
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}

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