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int postNumber = 18090944;
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String date = '04/18/24(Thu)21:15:55';
String comment = 'How to stop fabric crotch bulges when I need larger sizes to squat with full ROM during work?
No, I will not buy shorts, my job does not allow.';
'>>18090944
button flies bulge less unnaturally than zippers.
its the same effect as when a skinny dude sits wearing a zip up hoodie and the zipper makes him look like he has a gut.';
'>>18090944
If you're alright with synthetics they make technical pants for arborists, linemen, and rock climbers that allow full ROM.';
'>>18091472
Suffer not a synthetic fabric to live';
'>>18091489
whats ur height and w2c those pants';
'>>18091529
All I am willing to tell is I'm under 7 feet.
Perdontoo/Aitfineism/Clanmilums on amazon
I suspect they're all the same seller but they have amazing deals on different brands sometimes';
'>>18091554
>under 7 feet
Don't try to trick me, boy. I know it starts with 5'
I will guess 5'6" to 5'10" based on the size chart on amazon';
'>>18091562
You are correct, I apologize for my deception
I am 5’9’ 140 pounds';
'>>18091489
>>18091565
Why are there leaves on your floor?';
'>>18091569
That's just my friend, Charles.';
'>>18090944
Pleats';
'>>18091472
god i wish someone would make a pair of pants that have a crotch gusset like climbing pants, but aren't made of synthetic stretch material. like a normal pair of jeans or something.
yes i know normal pants don't have a gusset because the gusset makes it so people can see your cock & balls in full detail when you're sitting. i don't care.';
'>>18092472
>gusset makes it so people can see your cock & balls in full detail when you're sitting.
...what? I've been wearing them to interviews and a meeting at the preschool';
'>>18090944
Pooner hands typed this
Men don't actually worry about "crotch bulges" because they're not confused by the idea of having male genitals';
'>>18091565
>>18091489
I want to rape your tight bussy';
'>>18092672
It looks bad, anon';
'>>18092690
Nobody is looking at your crotch ayden';
'>>18092694
I've seen them stare at me in the gym, why else would they be looking at me?
Picrel not related';
'>>18092694
You can't not look at a crotch, it's always in your peripheral view.
Picrel is just fabric, I know because I got a micropen';
'>>18092711
>why else would they be looking at me?
Because you have the body of a pretty girl, wearing an oversized wifebeater that shows your cleavage, and men's booty shorts from 1977. Men love tomboys';
'>>18092711
>>18092802
Picrel is not me, it is Arnold Schwarzindividualofafricandescent';
'>>18092802
>>18092711
Those are pants';
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