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int postNumber = 18090990;
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String date = '04/18/24(Thu)22:35:51';
String comment = 'You know what? Fuck it. I'm just going to start dressing like Ozzy.
>Long hair to compensate for round face
>Layer black on black on black on black to cover up dad bod
>Blazers casually and formally so you never have no surprise situations come up and throw a wrench in your strategy
He cracked the code. He solved pudgy guy fashion and nobody even noticed he did it.';
'ozzy also wears a million dollars worth of jewelry everyday that you don't have';
'Mirin Orange setup at the back.';
'>>18093312
So? People still won’t see my tits. That’s all that matters';
'>>18090990
His hair is a marvel at that age. A gosh darn marvel.';
'>>18094377
yeah like was the cocaine cut with biotin? tf';
'>>18094369
Have you tried lifting weights and cutting out the goyslop';
'>>18094524
this, no amount of black can hide your shame
get yoked';
'>>18090990
The difference is that Ozzy wears whatever the fuck he finds in his closet because he's coked out of his mind and it looks good because he lives and breathes this style, while you're just a tryhard.';
'>>18090990
Wearing all black is super gay';
'>>18095590
exactly this is why sleaze core shit and dressing like a rockstar does not work for normies you need to live and breathe that life for it to look authentic';
'>>18095622
you're super gay';
'>>18096210
Ok suicide squad. Stop being triggered. Learn to color coordinate.';
'>>18096211
Why Suicide Squad? That’s a really colorful superhero team. Homo';
'>>18096233
That's just what I used to call the kids in high school that wore all black. Wasn't aware of the superheroes at the time.';
'>>18095590';
'>>18095590
Yeah, like his Jew wife and production crew doesn’t have a full time stylist to make sure he is always photographed in the most flattering way possible for that walking burn out bloated British corpse.';
'>>18096239
Oh. Yeah, that's fine I guess.';
'>>18095590
is your position that he doesn't care about looking good or cool?
protip: he does.';
'>>18096239
>That's just what I used to call the kids in high school that wore all black. Wasn't aware of the superheroes at the time.
I can't fucking believe this board is filled with kids that were in fucking highschool when that trailer park slop of a movie came out. fuck me.';
'>>18099678
It's pretty wild to think about. There are people with successful onlyfans accounts who were 10 years old when Suicide Squad came out.';
'>>18099688
I was 18 when Dark Knight came out.';
'>>18099691
Sir, you really shouldn't be here. I'm not trying to make you feel bad, quite the contrary, but anything else would be a better use of your time.';
'>>18099692
not the guy you're replying to but i would say there are two kinds of old fart.
one kind is the successful kind with their own families to tend to who don't have time to piss away on 4chan.
one kind of the unsuccessful kind, like me, who do not have families and have a decent amount of free time they absolutely can spend on 4chan.
if you youngfags don't want to become the kind i am then it is you that should get off of 4chan asap.
go find a good wife, however that works in 2024.';
'>>18099678
Nigga I called them suicide squad in 2004 because those kids were emo faggots who cut themselves.';
'imagine ever watching a superhero movie in your entire life and not just getting stoned to sabbath, you'll never make it zoomies';
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