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int postNumber = 18091121;
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String date = '04/19/24(Fri)01:06:15';
String comment = '>zuckerberg will never be effa-';
'>>18091121
>It really is just as easy as getting a haircut and smiling better...';
'>>18091121
His eyes still give off reptilian vibes. Fascinating';
'>>18091121
zuck has unfortunate ashkenazi cuck phenotype. nothing will help him at all, he still will look like a weak jew';
'>>18091176
Yeah dude im sure he wishes he was you';
'>>18091178
If you think people can't be insecure about things just because they're rich you have a lot of growing to do.
I think it's obvious he would jump at a chance to change places with a young, naturally good looking and magnetic person given how hard he has tried to "achieve".';
'>>18091121
damn i wish i could grow a moustache and full hair. would do wonders for me';
'>>18091194
I am certain you know a thing or two about insecurities.';
'>>18091216
There isn't a single man or woman in the world who isn't insecure about a thing or two.';
'>>18091121
He looks gay, do you think he will come out?';
'>>18091121
lol best thread on this shithole board rn thanks man';
'>>18091178
>>18091216
Why do you suck the cocks of billionaires on anonymous imageboards?';
'>>18091121
>faggot kike grows a beard
lmao is this all it takes?';
'>>18091299
Jidf never sleeps';
'>>18091306
He sat in a tanning bed as well. They're clearly going for the scumbag look of the barstool sports kike';
'>>18091121
>hello my fellow zoomzooms';
'>>18091134
That’s only because his eyebrows aren’t visible. If he used eyebrow makeup he would look more human.';
'>>18091299
>>18091325
>>18091176
jealousy isn't /fa/';
'>>18091121
Literally just get some sun and grow some facial hair incels. It's literally that easy. Also wtf does 'putting on an absolute clinic ' mean';
'>>18091349
Are you Jewish, anon?';
'>>18091121
the boy band aesthetics look good on him, kek.';
'>>18091349
Saars what is the pay for this job';
'>>18091121
>people keep reposting this subtle shop
reality really is what you make it';
'Stop trying to force this meme, zuck will never be hot';
'>>18091128
he also got a little sun, grew a well-kempt beard, and started accessorizing, tbf
and that first one's a serious sacrifice because he will age worse as a result';
'first pic is so adorable like he just won his first t-ball game i want to pet him';
}