String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 453878;
String image = '1711924153941231.jpg';
String date = '03/31/24(Sun)18:29:13';
String comment = 'I'm a gd student and i choose Nintendo as the theme for one of the tests, so I'm basically making a whole magazine about Nintendo filled with fake ads for games and other products.
i think I'm doing a very good job so i would like to have some of it in my portfolio, will Nintendo come for my ass if i post it on Behance?';
'no one gives a shit about a kids portfolio
no one cares about fucking anything unless you make some money they can try to take';
}