import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/hc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Vintage porn ads(OP Bung) {

String fullTitle = 'Vintage porn ads';
int postNumber = 2446822;
String image = '1714883561408255.jpg';
String date = '05/05/24(Sun)00:32:41';
String comment = 'A bunch of small grainy pictures of sex acts on a mail order movie catalog.

Tacky censorship and tits everywhere.

Reading the comics in between nuts in the hustler magazines.

Carefully ripping open your favorite spread that got 'glued' together

Anyone else get horny nostalgia?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446823 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:35:41'  && image=='schluesselloch-1995-05-22_0021.jpg') {

'Fuck the stupid ass captcha won't let me post';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446825 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:36:58'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0160.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446826 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:37:33'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0158.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446827 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:38:32'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0145.jpg') {

'I'm no Adam Rosner but the porn in the mail just smelled different';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446828 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:39:57'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0134.jpg') {

'my ex messaged me today and it pissed me the fuck off. At least I'm not repressed';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446829 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:41:33'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0129.jpg') {

'I think I gotta go back to therapy I bottle up a lot of my anger.

I don't have my ex and I don't have my car anymore but at least I still have vintage porn amirite';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446830 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:43:51'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0127.jpg') {

'Thank you archive.org and your constituents for uploading these scans';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446831 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:45:05'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0126.jpg') {

'hasn't even started yet and I'm already ready for summer to be over';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446832 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:45:50'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0124.jpg') {

'Fuck guys I'm so lonely.


The Internet is a scourge';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446833 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:47:06'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0118.jpg') {

'I think I'm gonna start a separate thread of old porns I found on lime wire and found computers';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446835 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:48:03'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0102.jpg') {

'I know these are 90s so they're not technically vintage but paper media and physical media for porn feels so old today';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446837 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:49:00'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0101.jpg') {

'sometimes the older the porn the better. Anyone ever nut to silent film?';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446839 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:49:58'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0100.jpg') {

'is old porno more ethical than new porno?';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446840 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:52:01'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0088.jpg') {

'these captcha are like training a muscle, I'm shortly getting better at them';

}

if(Bung && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446841 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:53:08'  && image=='Hustler USA - April 1997_0087.jpg') {

'Slowly**';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2446881 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)04:04:52') {

'>>2446833
>I think I'm gonna start a separate thread of old porns I found on lime wire and found computers
I'll be looking ouft for that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2447492 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:09:18') {

'I remember these, but not exactly these?

Somehow I was sent a color mail-order catalog of XXX videos in the mail. It was 1988 and I was 19 and I was in college, and I have no idea where it came from.

But the entire catalog was just like these ads. Just page after page of VHS box covers, a short description of the video, and the price.

Being 1988, without internet, and very few of us had VCRs, there wasn't a lot of porn options.

So I coveted this catalog, and jerked off with it hundreds of times in college.';

}

}
}

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