import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/hm/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void WTF Porn(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'WTF Porn';
int postNumber = 2596229;
String image = '1704191912241919.webm';
String date = '01/02/24(Tue)05:38:32';
String comment = 'Porn that makes you lol/wtf/etc';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596230 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:38:44'  && image=='g8R5VY_Q0xb2auU2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596231 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:39:18'  && image=='zINOQGGIfpD45XY7.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596232 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:39:52'  && image=='y1mQBe0jTxf6b5BD.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596233 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:40:30'  && image=='h5QTVFUT14KJurp8(1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596234 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:41:02'  && image=='3BAGZyHIF6jm2YPe(1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596235 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:41:34'  && image=='0TUJJJdZL6obKABo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596236 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)05:43:47'  && image=='AJJ_G6IOgySZlfAB.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596261 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)09:08:07') {

'>>2596229
What happens after clown school.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596267 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)10:20:41') {

'>>2596236
im glad im not like this tee bee eich.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596279 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)12:16:06'  && image=='Topkek.gif') {

'>>2596230
>>2596229
my sides.'
;

}

if(Famous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596288 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)12:57:07') {

'I don't understand this type of porn, is it a fetish or do you just want to laugh for a while?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596290 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)13:02:49') {

'>>2596288
seems like a bit of everything. op video looks like something related to food kink? but others are just accidental. i myself think this thread is amazing, this board is in need of some laughs.'
;

}

if(I THINK I'M GAY && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596299 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)14:02:54') {

'>>2596290

>>2596230
In any case, I find the video exciting, I really like treating men like little whores.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596302 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)14:32:53') {

'>>2596288
Op here no kink just funny vids'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596391 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)02:56:35') {

'>>2596236
me on the far right'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596394 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)03:18:19') {

'>>2596231
amazing cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596416 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)08:55:23') {

'>>2596236
Jesus the guy is so into himself and his dick, he's too busy watching himself in the mirror than the guy he's literally fucking.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596437 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)12:01:30') {

'>>2596234
Who is this guy!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596439 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)12:20:15') {

'>>2596232
where can we find the whole video?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596444 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)13:19:05') {

'>>2596439
As far as I'm aware, that was the whole video.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596447 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)13:33:47') {

'>>2596444
is that obxbottomboy?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596504 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)19:00:34') {

'>>2596416
faggots in a nutshell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596511 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)20:43:03') {

'>>2596230
wtf why is this so hot?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596565 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)01:31:47') {

'>>2596439
Nigga WHY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596570 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)01:59:27') {

'>>2596232
This will be branded into my memory forever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596616 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)04:25:46') {

'>>2596570
good thing I paused immediately as I saw something moving.
If I think it is what I think it is, then I'm glad I didn't watch till the end.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596622 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)05:00:10'  && image=='IQ68WC5X-kSKWtYc.webm') {

'lol fag down!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596648 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)06:05:38') {

'>>2596622
It’s a brazilian fag, that type of videos here is called “banheirão”'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596674 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)10:35:45') {

'>>2596648
Nobody asked, people do that anywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596676 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)10:53:00') {

'Any MEN.com story line in which someones girlfriend/mother fails to notice the obviously gay boyfriend/son getting railed under a table, behind a lampost, or in one I saw recently in the trunk of a car they where buying while talking to the dealer.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596677 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)10:55:47') {

'>>2596674
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596697 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)12:59:19') {

'>>2596229
>>2596230
>>2596299
>I really like treating men like little whores
wish I could find a top that totally degrades and uses me while he is pounding my ass, but no one is into it :'('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596700 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)13:38:45') {

'The first one is most likely wam fetish';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596706 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)14:20:49') {

'>>2596622
sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596707 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)14:24:45') {

'>>2596229
>>2596230
oh god im dying, i cant fucking breath'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596712 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:31:52') {

'>>2596230
I really need the sauce of this one or the actors involved'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596725 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:52:01'  && image=='cooked chicken.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596726 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:57:11') {

'>>2596725
Reminds me of this guy that was expelling eggs out of his hole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596753 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)19:50:50') {

'>>2596232
the pharaoh's curse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596759 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)20:06:25') {

'>>2596230
HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596776 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)20:55:40') {

'>>2596234
Dr3w Al3x@nd3r. A collection is up at GT. Mostly just flexing and a 5 second video of a blowjob from a roastie.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596878 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)06:35:15') {

'>>2596622
should always pick up the soap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596886 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)07:43:17') {

'>>2596676
those are ridiculously bizarre and leaning more towards comedy than porn honestly.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596889 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)07:51:31') {

'>>2596230
This is hot and funny. A very weird combination.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596890 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)07:53:57') {

'>>2596235
Love Brock Cooper, that moaning slut'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596912 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)09:09:57') {

'if you laugh at any of these your just a disrespectful
they are hurtful and unsafe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596926 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)10:23:55') {

'>>2596229
Fine, I'll ask, source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596933 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)13:26:06') {

'Gay men are completely mentally ill. And I'm a gay man.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596959 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)15:54:24') {

'>>2596933
stop trying to make this point. there is nothing special about gay men. straight men are just as strange and deviant and depraved'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596979 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)17:29:47'  && image=='1671765958849129.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596989 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)18:38:26') {

'>>2596912
yeah but what if the bottoms are into it though?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2596992 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)18:59:49') {

'>>2596235
lmao the guy shopping is cute, probably curious too. need sauce of this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597109 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)05:10:18'  && image=='balls.gif') {

'>>2596979
Hehe I found out very recently that I can do that...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597112 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)05:52:14') {

'>>2597109
more?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597119 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)06:25:51') {

'>>2597109
Does it not hurt...?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597123 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)07:13:01'  && image=='1703981014994880.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597135 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)09:14:54'  && image=='PXL_20230724_204023343_exported_11410.jpg') {

'>>2597119
Not at all... They hang enough. Ball stretcher and plug all in one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597340 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:44:52'  && image=='ehHAb-vbjzWMiVQl.webm') {

'when he says get me pregnant!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597341 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:45:25'  && image=='AHVM8XFrcw7x8P5J.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597342 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:45:57'  && image=='SlP7UUdXLjjlm3A8.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597343 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:46:31'  && image=='T9RJ2nI00xIeC_e8.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597344 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:47:03'  && image=='t5L7EWZk1KmmVwD0.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597345 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:47:37'  && image=='prsGwdhci-X78Bkp.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597346 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:48:11'  && image=='bwsqFoAhQYCVviHm.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597347 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:48:44'  && image=='TZ921OzOsFx4FH1S.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597348 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:49:18'  && image=='EJ_GiOjyYl5EDhet.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597350 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)04:51:19'  && image=='6j2HiuB-R6kXSo_F.webm') {

'>jonny jonny
>yes papa
>eating sugar?
>no papa
>telling lies?
>no papa
>open your mouth
*gag gag gag*

when the fuck can we have audio on this board'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597381 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)10:39:03') {

'bump dis shit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597383 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)10:46:54') {

'>>2597123
I know that guy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597393 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)12:17:32') {

'>>2597350
is that darby from imho?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597418 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)14:32:31') {

'>>2597346
Why is one of his fingers that weird orange/brown color'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597425 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)15:00:33') {

'>>2597418
It's covered in shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2597482 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)19:37:57') {

'>>2597123
what the hell is this i'm so done'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2598119 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)22:51:58'  && image=='fuckplant.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2598333 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)12:58:51') {

'>>2597109
listen here you little slut, you better drop some links to your content right now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2598334 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)13:02:15') {

'>>2596229
Okey but do u have the link to se the whole thing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599008 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)19:46:20'  && image=='2193578309878169754.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599050 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)00:18:33') {

'>>2596233
I wish this would happen to one of my colleagues lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599097 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)03:47:21'  && image=='N_6O-scvH-FXIUMk.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599127 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)07:56:47') {

'>>2599008
wtf?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599131 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)09:34:12') {

'>>2596236
What is the name of the bottom pls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599140 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)10:30:12') {

'>>2599127
Bingo!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599203 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)15:39:02') {

'>>2596232
Not what they meant by "pound sand"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599298 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:42:35'  && image=='exercising.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599299 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:43:38'  && image=='ambidextrous.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599300 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:44:20'  && image=='anal insanity.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599301 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:46:09'  && image=='bowling squirt.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599302 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:46:49'  && image=='clothespins.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599304 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:48:03'  && image=='dance w shaving cream.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599305 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:48:55'  && image=='flog genitals.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599307 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:51:11'  && image=='jumping rope naked.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599308 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:58:26'  && image=='suspended circles.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599309 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)00:59:25'  && image=='Naked parachute jump.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599310 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:01:01'  && image=='floppage.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599311 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:02:27'  && image=='Greek stage show.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599312 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:05:01'  && image=='zapper.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599316 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:06:30'  && image=='perf art 1.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599318 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:07:06'  && image=='perf art 2.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599325 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)01:15:06') {

'>>2599310
is that will from hannibal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599391 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)08:25:47') {

'>>2599301
wtf that's so hot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599412 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)11:32:16'  && image=='third leg.webm') {

'>>2599008
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599441 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)15:54:18'  && image=='1705420195977131.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599453 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)16:59:41') {

'>>2596235
I am pretty sure I have been in this store before wtf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599462 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)18:17:44') {

'>>2599441
don't want to sound like a slut but what's so weird about this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599479 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)19:28:25') {

'>>2596912
esl homo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599489 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)20:45:08') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599573 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)04:29:49') {

'>>2599462
yeah it's not like i'm constantly attending orgies, but there's nothing "wtf" about that video'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599579 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)05:22:04') {

'>>2599310
Is that real?

>>2599311
>>2599316
>>2599318
Sources?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599792 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)06:16:27'  && image=='Sfk8iwgjYsxJvXv2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599825 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)09:30:00') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2599988 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)02:07:02') {

'>>2599579
>Sources?

The first one has a website on it, but looks like it's from the old tumblr days.

I have been collecting images for about 15 years, so no clue of the source'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600012 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)05:26:44'  && image=='Anima Ardens (2017)-poster.jpg') {

'>>2599316
>>2599318
>>2599579
>>2599988
Source is Anima Ardens (2017), full movie here:
https://vimeo.com/channels/1543850/328440252'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600015 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)05:55:57') {

'>>2599311
>>2599579
>>2599988
Source is Jan Fabre - Mount Olympus (24 hour performance).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsZyJMq09w'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600025 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)07:35:34') {

'>>2597123
i need a source on this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600871 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)06:43:49') {

'>>2600015
>24 hour performance
Wtf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600877 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)07:41:29') {

'>>2596232
LOL
This is supposed to be a porn thread not a YLYL thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2600955 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)19:00:46') {

'>>2597346
>condom on the cock but not the balls

why even bother'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601040 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)04:38:16') {

'>>2600955
>why even bother
i was going to call you out for being weird but then i saw the video. lol yeah.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601266 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)09:07:43') {

'weirdly hot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601326 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)14:55:44') {

'>>2600955
>>2601040
The cock has a hole in it. You don't get HIV on your ballsack'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601379 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)20:05:58') {

'>>2601326
herpes, syphilis and hpv say hi.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601432 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)00:51:15'  && image=='R6gBOybroVgJdAFK.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601484 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)09:09:11') {

'>>2601432
hahahahaha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601564 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)16:49:13') {

'>>2596231
i've lost count on how many times i jerked off to this when it first came out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601819 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)19:24:24') {

'>>2597123
what
the fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601888 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)00:36:59'  && image=='QAMQRTygcZvm6kuv.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601889 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)00:40:17'  && image=='17RYYELOmkNkki1-.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601908 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)02:37:28') {

'>>2601890
ew'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601913 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)02:47:02') {

'>>2597344
what did they name it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2601926 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)05:37:45'  && image=='go-fRtO51tAhZv3g.webm') {

'HOLE-Y FUCK. the human body is resilient';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2602107 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)06:56:33') {

'>>2601926
Wtf
Source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2602622 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)11:53:08') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2603107 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)08:32:12') {

'>>2601889
moar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2603109 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)08:35:34') {

'>>2602107
Hungerff is the guy's name. I'm not sure of exact video'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2603999 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)02:41:05'  && image=='GFrdPIdWEAAf477.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2604472 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)15:03:06') {

'>>2603999
kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2604845 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)15:05:23') {

'>>2601888
looks like it's from "Say Uncle" but which one?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2604846 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)15:06:24') {

'>>2601890
no tranny, retard >>>/d/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605084 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:49:52') {

'>>2600025
they are silicone pants, here is the link if ur a dirty boy and want them https://www.smitizen.com/product/silicone-gradient-pink-cow-udders-pants-with-anal-hole

the guy in the vid is @spacepupsilver'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605091 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)21:33:17') {

'>>2597135
those feet are so gross'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605295 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)00:42:26') {

'>>2597350
Anyone still have the source? PH already nuked it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605302 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)01:59:05') {

'>>2601890
OMG, I have been taken over a line I never ever wanted to cross.

Plus, it's not allowed on this board.

/hm/ = handsome MEN'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605303 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:00:30') {

'>>2600877

Actually it says "Porn that makes you lol/wtf/etc"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605310 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:32:31'  && image=='A_xOrZrQH5krnHZN.webm') {

'middled aged white dude with an obvious BBL claps his cheeks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605367 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)16:18:36') {

'>>2605310
silicone valley'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605437 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)01:52:53') {

'>>2605310
I know it's fake, but source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605445 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)04:11:22') {

'>>2605437
https://twitter.com/TheSkyeWoods'
;

}

if(chabble && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605518 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)17:07:32') {

'>>2605445
His hips look so badly misshaped, good fucking LORD
Thanks for the sauce, Anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605548 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)23:27:49') {

'I'm trying to fap not laugh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605555 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)00:59:33') {

'>>2599325
Nah, It’s Aaron Johnson from Kick Ass

And yeah it’s real.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605563 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)01:57:36'  && image=='weird662.jpg') {

'Tractorphilia?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605593 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)03:47:24') {

'>>2599792
Source please?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605595 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)04:55:57') {

'>>2605548
have both a fap and a laugh, anon :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605596 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)04:56:59') {

'>>2605563
"weird662"
do you just happen to have another 661 weird pictures saved or what?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605598 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)06:13:59') {

'>>2605555
Proof?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605601 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)06:22:06') {

'>>2605595
laughter is the best medicine and a spoonful of cum help the medicine go down :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605753 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)05:00:39'  && image=='61a7f7c36109a.webm') {

'shooting kids? nah shooting out some kids, hell yeh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605760 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)05:24:36'  && image=='1SZ_6dD0pxd_04s6.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605762 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)05:47:49') {

'>>2605760
All that cake, and there's one missing scale! lulz'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605770 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)06:40:51') {

'>>2605762
haha it's killing my autistic brain'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606372 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)04:41:26'  && image=='6474d3764e18f.webm') {

'do all latinos have such thick cocks? offft';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606438 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)14:31:41') {

'>>2606372
no. just the ones with european genes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606533 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:57:38') {

'>>2599097
Source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606549 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)03:14:29') {

'>>2599792
SSSAAAUUUUUCE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606553 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)03:18:50') {

'>>2605760
SAAAAUCE for this as well please, holy fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606657 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)20:07:35') {

'>>2606549
Pretty sure is Esteban Coach, I could recognize that ass everywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606670 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)21:24:07') {

'>>2606553
Daniel Montoya'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606824 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)18:56:37') {

'>>2606670
Thank you, handsome Anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606864 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)21:30:39') {

'>>2606816
perfectly normal to a pig whore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606877 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)00:25:58') {

'>>2599097
Give me the sauce PLEASE!!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606902 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)07:18:41') {

'>>2606670
>>2606657
thaaaaanks omg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606921 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)08:20:37'  && image=='GIF_3428722479.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607072 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)02:29:07'  && image=='skullfuck.jpg.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607073 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)02:29:45'  && image=='mudfuck.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607074 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)02:30:18'  && image=='altar boys.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607075 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)02:31:41'  && image=='a_24.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607123 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)07:21:47') {

'>>2607072
I remember this thread! Was this the op who stole a skull from the catacombs?'
;

}

if(https://thisvid.com/playlist/2361/video/muscle-muddin/ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607557 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)21:06:28'  && image=='Screenshot_20240226-210506.png') {

'>>2607073
And now I have a new fetish. Thanks, Anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607602 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)00:52:46'  && image=='mud man.jpg') {

'>>2607557

enjoy anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607603 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)00:53:36'  && image=='mud bath.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607642 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)06:12:17'  && image=='Screenshot_20240227-221106.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607643 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)06:14:58'  && image=='Screenshot_20240227-221404.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607645 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)06:20:21'  && image=='bodypaint-for-ny-pride-2006-flickr-photo-sharing.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607646 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)06:23:54'  && image=='Screenshot_20240227-222247.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607647 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)06:27:27'  && image=='PRI_71681616-e1561583866711.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607729 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)18:29:25') {

'>>2607602
>>2607603
Thank you, handsome Anon

>>2607643
Damn, Nintendo is really going all out for Pokémon Day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607769 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)22:48:57') {

'>>2596236
Mariah, a type of bitch to hang out at gay porrn sets.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608280 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:03:42'  && image=='PYOGcd_dU8-eD8Ol.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608281 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:04:31'  && image=='fKT8cO8UA8Gg4GwH.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608282 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:05:08'  && image=='fZ0c3XHyZrF0uMqL.webm') {

'>>2608281
i always wondered how they crap after they keep prolapsing their hole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608289 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:53:24') {

'>>2608280
It was funny up until he prolapsed...
>>2608282
Probably very messily'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608303 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)04:14:24') {

'>>2608280
at first i was like "ok, fisting isn't everyone's cup of tea, but i wouldn't call it wtf" then the prolapse happened.
surely that can't be enjoyable. surely that's gotta hurt. surely there's gonna be some medical issues in the near future because of this.
your insides aren't supposed to be outside, that's why they're called insides'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608307 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)06:33:48') {

'>>2608280
whos the guy in the middle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608309 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)06:39:05') {

'>>2608307
an idiot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608310 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)06:43:33') {

'>>2608309
lol inside and out thru and thru'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608882 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)02:05:47'  && image=='nylon strangler.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608903 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)04:03:33'  && image=='F1GftwKaMAA47HB.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608904 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)04:04:05'  && image=='F1Hlo1CXgIEtNf3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608913 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)07:06:27') {

'>>2608882
The fuck even is this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609057 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)22:26:51'  && image=='-CtFR0ju.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609067 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)01:29:58'  && image=='babbit.jpg') {

'>>2609057

I believe we are at the "WTF" part of this thread now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609098 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)04:36:23'  && image=='IMG_1658.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609283 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)01:35:23'  && image=='sock fetish.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609329 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)06:20:52'  && image=='F_qEqnyXcAAv_Lr.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609330 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)06:21:25'  && image=='F9OqkEhagAA8jz6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609467 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:13:59'  && image=='pinao.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609476 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:26:50'  && image=='hang him above me.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609494 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:53:09') {

'>>2596232
When Thanos snapped his fingers and the top was still inside'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610343 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)23:14:19') {

'>>2596231
i cant believe what they got adachi persona 4 doing now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610397 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)03:44:46'  && image=='GIgS8yZXgAAkAVP.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610477 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)12:51:32') {

'>>2609098
Extremely hot, but then again this is one of my fetishes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610478 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)13:18:43') {

'>>2601926
Used to be very few visible content creators a few years back that could really go deep. First one i remember was lovetheass on xtube. He could stuff like 2 or 3 dildos in his ass depending on the sizes. And I mean deep - he's push out the one he put in last, but the one he'd put in first was wedged deep, would take minutes to push it out.

Then hungerff happened. Idk where the fuck he came from, iirc he was a heavily tatted pornstar who apparently shifted into becoming one of the most talented/gifted holes online.

There's also a Russian guy who films with brik7 rarely who honestly might put hungerff to shame.

This stuff doesn't faze me, I've seen much worse online than a portion of intestines outside of the body'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610480 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)13:31:33') {

'>>2610478
>I've seen much worse online
such as?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610992 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)21:08:54'  && image=='F3pim0FXEAAJfzR.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611063 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)08:07:35') {

'>>2610992
Can't stop fantasizing about getting gang raped by them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611074 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)09:27:19') {

'>>2610992
What's the story here?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611136 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:06:51') {

'>>2611074
probably the same as those wrestling dad and sons got baited by the same person'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612234 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)01:55:07'  && image=='844IRgxZoXy-0mXP.webm') {

'big thick human sandworm plows Dunussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612417 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)19:19:10'  && image=='v2L2XzH7ezVNJVAe.webm') {

'someone needs to explain gooning porn to me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612418 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)19:24:04') {

'>>2601926
wtf is that a fetus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612426 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)20:53:05') {

'>>2612234
What is this guy's name??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612430 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)21:41:12'  && image=='OIP (1).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612431 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)21:42:01'  && image=='OIP (2).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612559 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)16:31:42') {

'>>2612417
it’s actually not that enjoyable
it’s more like sucking a cock than having your cock sucked, so it’s not that pleasurable unless you’re specifically into sucking
similar to how tickling yourself isn’t the same as being tickled by someone else
it’s also not comfortable, and you usually have to stretch and warm your body up to contort like that. and in my opinion it doesn’t look or feel very sexy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612608 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)22:30:08') {

'>>2597342
Fucking kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612638 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)02:33:01'  && image=='a_25.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612818 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:58:28') {

'>>2612426
@gaymerboyjax
https://x.com/gaymerboyjax/status/1770876842402308322'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613036 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)11:34:39') {

'>>2612818
You are a godsend, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613184 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:05:18'  && image=='1706900811939804.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613185 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:06:20') {

'>>2613184
Sorry, wrong webm guys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613186 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:51:27') {

'>>2613184
Well, who is that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613322 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:08:58') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613413 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:18:13'  && image=='bad toupee sex.jpg') {

'Yard sale hairpieces';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613562 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)16:37:30') {

'>>2596979
sauce is pierce Paris btw
https://x.com/PierceParisXXX/status/1609890894764978179?s=20'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613770 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:55:10'  && image=='37366_01big.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613829 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)21:41:23'  && image=='1C4DUPcPo2AnA3S1.webm') {

'bussy wine lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613880 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:02:47') {

'>>2613829
So fucking hot. Came hard at the nipple clamp.
MOAR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615363 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:29:49') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615399 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:15:50') {

'>>2613829
YLYL'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615400 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:17:16') {

'>>2612234
Nice legs but ugly face ruins it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615401 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:53:35') {

'>>2615400
What are you talking about freak he's quite good looking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615407 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)08:34:25') {

'>>2615400
i know right? never liked him because i always thought he was ugly as fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615984 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:50:31'  && image=='jarful of cum.png') {

'Every one of us has fantasized about this sort of thing at least once :-P';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616120 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:37:20') {

'>>2613829
>alcohol in ass
Isn't that like really dangerous?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616135 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)17:54:22') {

'>>2616120
Yes, but you know what else is dangerous? Coke in ass, and its the best feeling you will ever feel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616243 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:51:29') {

'>>2616135
When you say coke...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616249 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:29:13'  && image=='IMG_0322.png') {

'>>2616120
My grandmother told me a story happened on her job when she was younger. She worked in hospital and once they had a patient - 50 y.o. alcoholic who drank vodka every day. His doctor of course forbade him. And what do you think he did then?

All hospital stuff were watching him drunk as fuck. The doctors came to him just to check if there was a smell of vodka from his mouth. And every time there wasn’t, so they couldn’t realize how he managed to get drunk without drinking.

And only after a while, one of the nurses found him flooding vodka via an enema directly in ass. (Anal had very good suction into blood).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616278 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:41:53') {

'>>2616249
is that a good way to get drunk? might try.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616289 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:05:36') {

'Guys, is anyone on the private channel tg The lockbox? There were hd, fhd videos from different porn sites bromo, evil angel... I lost the invitation link(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616394 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:43:45'  && image=='ass bottle 5.jpg') {

'>>2616278

Might burn like heck, but supposedly gets into your blood faster that way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616432 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:38:28') {

'>>2616394
wrong way round kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617491 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:03:48') {

'>>2616394
>sticking a glass bottle up your ass
what could possibly go wrong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617504 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:53:47') {

'>>2616278
It can be very dangerous, as the alcohol goes directly into your blood stream, bypassing the stomach. You could easily get alcohol poisoning doing that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617670 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:54:06') {

'>>2612234
NOT THE DUNUSSY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618729 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:32:17') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619111 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:48:25') {

'>>2616120
You mean if you drink it ?
Yeah it tastes like shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619112 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:52:06'  && image=='1333277443005.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619290 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:38:09'  && image=='grocery.gif') {

'>>2619112
oh man i fucking love this, would love to know what's going on'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619294 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:57:55') {

'>>2619290
r/countablepixels'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619297 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:17:21') {

'>>2619294
file was too big to send at full size ):'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619358 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:34:36'  && image=='IMG_6606.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620483 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:51:31'  && image=='18397293488.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

}
}