import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/hm/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Stoner/Junkie Guys Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Stoner/Junkie Guys Thread';
int postNumber = 2605076;
String image = '1707787479594225.jpg';
String date = '02/12/24(Mon)20:24:39';
String comment = 'Stoners, junkies, skaters, white trash, hippies, criminals, and homeless guys. Really anyone who has that unkept “scruffy” look to them. Last thread reached the image limit.

Previous thread: >>2514712'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605077 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:30:04'  && image=='IMG_5893.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605078 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:32:18'  && image=='IMG_5886.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605079 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:33:48'  && image=='IMG_5897.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605080 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:34:43'  && image=='IMG_5898.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605423 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)23:55:42'  && image=='highdude.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2605438 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)02:05:18'  && image=='fuckedup.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606263 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)14:19:44') {

'>>2605423
Fuck you know his pits are ripe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606391 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)08:10:28'  && image=='CuteDudeOutdoors.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606410 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)11:41:29') {

'>>2606391
Nothing about this implies stoner/junkie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606459 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)16:54:19'  && image=='F0fRNuMXoAAJHV_.jpg') {

'>>2605076
i love self-destroying brain-frying retarded losers
here's to another great thread
thanks OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606490 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)20:13:09') {

'>>2606459
Source ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606528 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:08:09') {

'>>2606410
Dude this guy definitely looks like a college stoner. I don’t know what you’re on about.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606530 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:31:05'  && image=='20240130_234451.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606532 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:31:43'  && image=='20240130_234528.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606535 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)01:26:09'  && image=='Dance in the Street.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606536 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)01:27:17'  && image=='scally old.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2606537 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)01:27:52'  && image=='scally 694.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607633 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)04:45:19') {

'>>2606537
That’s hot af, know the source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607666 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)09:56:44') {

'>>2606537
Pig Boy Ruben is his name'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607673 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)10:37:41'  && image=='GG9i_NCWUAA9fL2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607676 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)11:25:53'  && image=='1657469493982.jpg') {

'>>2607666
That's Bo Sinn you fucking retard.
https://www.bromo.com/model/30588/bo-sinn
This, https://twitter.com/pigboyruben?lang=en Is Pig Boy Ruben.

They look exactly NOTHING alike, aside from a bunch of kinda hot trashy-as-fuck tattoos.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607679 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)12:36:58') {

'>>2605076
I've always wanted to sniff the feet of a guy like this, I bet they'd be so rank.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2607927 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)00:01:00') {

'>>2605079
Reversing my car at local suburban mall. It's always a busy open air carpark. Dude opposite was reversing at same time. No dramas. I let him go first. Just later he pulled over and waved me over. I parked curbside in front.
He was sitting in driver seat. Dude like this picrel.
>Hey mate everything ok?
Yeah, says dude, Just wanted to say thanks for letting me go first back there.
>For sure no probs, I say.
Well, just wanted to say thanks. He says, his hand kind-of fidgeting with his sweatpants crotch, while looking up at me...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608824 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)21:11:54'  && image=='image0.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608918 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)07:25:13'  && image=='1572008891596.jpg') {

'some more, it's not really easy to find a lot of pics that are fitting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608919 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)07:25:49'  && image=='1572008891597.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608923 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)08:14:16'  && image=='v1410.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2608924 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)08:14:48'  && image=='1572008891598.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609257 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:51:53'  && image=='1572008891513.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610104 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)13:23:59'  && image=='IMG_20240311_171424_135.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610110 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)14:11:28') {

'>>2606536
Perfection'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610117 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)15:08:01') {

'STORY
So I recently been fucking with this massive stoner and acidhead, like used to live in a trap house and has tried meth kind of junkie. Only 19 years old, 5'9", 125lbs, long straight hair but he looked like an angel and he was almost 'too nice'.
He eventually let me go to his place , two bedrooms, a bath, living room... but it was a mess. Like every foot of this place he had all to himself, there was a piece of clothing or some piece of trash placed on the floor and there was a piece of poo caked on the seat of his toilet. Slept on an air matress. Dude did not know how to clean up after himself and stuff in his fridge was on its side but it was mostly empty with uncooked oatmeal on the floor and dirty pots and pans he didnt clean
He said he wanted a relationship, claimed to not be promiscuous (he hasnt been on grindr since he met) and i have broken bird syndrome and love people with problems [so long as they are hot]. We went on nice dates, i took him to the gun range, we fucked a bunch but after i lent him $60 for a nice jacket and lent him my only vacuum the dude straight up ghosted me. He isnt on grindr, im not blocked on grindr, im not blocked on discord or steam or snapchat; the dude just doesnt respond

Like, dafuq? Give me my fucking vacuum back?!?!

>inb4 19yo alone in a 2 bed apartment doesnt make sense
He has a former HS teacher paying for it for the past 4 months or so. Dude claimed they dont have sex and the teacher is getting angry for not getting texts back in a timely manner. Junkie gave me the teachers last name and i know the school and sure enough, he exists...

idk what to do, i want to confront this junkie at his job for my vacuum and call him an asshole or ask whats wrong. I really like the guy (and his body and his mouth) and i also replaced his air mattress with a memory foam as a gift'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610137 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)18:17:47') {

'>>2610117
You need to hear this: you are a dumb bitch, let's start there. But also, you knew you what you were getting involved with so don't act shocked now and try to cause a scene. At least it was JUST a vacuum because it could've easily been large sums of money.
Also, it's quite obvious that he was fucking the teacher for money. You should never get emotionally involved with someone like that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610150 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:20:01') {

'>>2610137
Preach. I wish somebody had told me this when I was desperate and silly and going out of my way for fuckboy users. I think part of the reason I liked “broken” boys was that I figured I could manipulate them by love bombing them. Society taught me providing and protecting is what a man does to prove he’s worthy, and when women do this “take the money and run” to straight guys, they just sorta chalk it up to loss. When a man does it, we identify him as a piece of shit. No doubt, they are pieces of shit. But so was I. And so is the guy you are responding to, for the moment. It’s groomer behavior, gotta drop it. Any relationship you can buy is no relationship at all and not worth your money or time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610151 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:26:07') {

'>>2610137
>it could've easily been large sums of money
He didnt come with bags or anything so he couldnt steal anything
>it's quite obvious that he was fucking the teacher for money
idk its not for certain. The teacher also paid for his $150 a month room in the trap house which was like, 6 hours away
>You should never get emotionally involved with someone like that
But he is sooo cuteeeee and breedable and he could lay ontop of me and it wouldnt hurt
>>2610150
>I think part of the reason I liked “broken” boys was that I figured I could manipulate them by love bombing them
is it really manipulating if you want to help them like, go to college, get healthcare, do something more with their life?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610154 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:49:48') {

'>>2610151
You think the teacher was paying for his rent out of the kindness of his heart? Please
>is it really manipulating if
Listen to yourself. You said this:
>i have broken bird syndrome and love people with problems [so long as they are hot]
You are not this generous person, you were doing it because you had ulterior motives, be honest with us!!
>>2610150
I feel like being the provider gives you some sort of leverage in the relationship, and thus make you less vulnerable if the other person needs you. But it doesn't really work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610157 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:06:46') {

'>>2610154
>You think the teacher was paying for his rent out of the kindness of his heart? Please
What if i told the teacher that his boytoy was whoring himself out
>you were doing it because you had ulterior motives, be honest with us!!
I want a stay at home bf who lives with me and keeps me company. I found my ex the same way
>being the provider gives you some sort of leverage in the relationship
Yeah, i like the leverage and my ex didnt, since he contributed absolutely nothing except foodstamps to feed himself and he gave me company'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610158 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:18:03'  && image=='Fp6WI7YWcAY7LLk.jpg') {

'>>2610157
Why would you do that though? Trying to feel like you have some control over this guy's fate?
Anyways I feel like you're lying to yourself atp, because there are patterns that I've noticed and that anon has noticed, and you could greatly benefit from being aware of them.
My main problem with being the one paying for everything is that if it doesn't work out you're going to end up feeling like you were taken advantage of no matter what'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610163 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)21:57:21'  && image=='1686479189377301.jpg') {

'>>2610117
>>2610137
>>2610154
>>2610158
he just messaged me back after 17 days of ghosting and i got real excited and all my friends are calling me a retard for entertaining the idea of being with him again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610233 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)07:21:11') {

'>>2610163
Well, at least you know LMAO but sure, go for it, just don't be mad later'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610269 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)12:12:56') {

'>>2610163
Anon, you're at a crossroads, you can jerk off and forget about this scumbag, or you can get a one sided love going and be really upset later.
Not saying you shouldn't hook up, but you clearly only like this guy sexually, as a person he sounds like a fucking piece of shit.
Don't spend any more of your money.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610621 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)05:15:59'  && image=='CuteDudeJoint.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610710 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)18:43:22'  && image=='dirt224.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610711 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)18:45:23'  && image=='m558sn2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610712 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)18:52:34'  && image=='hobokiss.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610781 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)03:36:20') {

'>>2610154
>>2610157
>>2610163
your approach to relationships is a nightmare anon. i hope you can be honest with yourself about that

go ahead and fuck this kid some more if you reeeeally want to (but realize how it's affecting your mind)

give him financial/material "help" only if you're prepared to receive absolutely nothing in return. the 17 days of ghosting, and the way he treats the home that dumbass teacher pays for are just a small preview of the fuck shit he is capable of

and DO NOT even entertain the idea of being his boyfriend, or letting him move in with you, holy shit, no, never'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610790 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)05:16:18') {

'>>2610117
>tried meth kind of junkie
"trying" a drug doesnt make you a "junkie". Potheads and trippers arent "junkies" either. junkies are normally opiate addicts, and are deep in. just saying. if youre going to label people, label them accurately.

>>2605077
>>2606391
holy shit its like im looking at my long lost best friends brothers pics.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611267 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)13:11:50'  && image=='chan.png') {

'Beautiful dick of some crack head looking guy I know. I would love to suck it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611903 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:29:53'  && image=='tumblr_lcfkhyOMB21qduj7do1_500.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611915 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:26:06') {

'>>2611903
Looks like an ordinary redneck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612382 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)15:58:27'  && image=='1691466838093964[1].jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613006 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)08:21:16') {

'Please more filthy guys, I wanna be used by one so badly';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613106 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)21:06:00'  && image=='IMG_2133.jpg') {

'stoners always offer alternate methods of payment';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613875 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:23:53') {

'Met a lot of horny bi curious dudes when I started doing meth. All of them straight. Met a few that would make me smoke so much all I wanted to do was suck cock. They knew what they were doing. Mind you, I was 17.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613881 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:50:29') {

'>>2613875
How does that even work, meth makes you horny?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613908 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:22:39') {

'>>2613875
Damn, sounds depressing. Hope you got out of that life.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613919 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:18:52') {

'>>2613881
Yeah it turns your libido up and inhibitions down. I was way too nervous to be horny those first few times.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613922 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:38:01'  && image=='1688561385572609.jpg') {

'>>2613106
thats how i started with guys. smoking up with a guy i was also buying from. came up 20 short in the cash dept, he said he's payed 20 for a blowjob before. bout 30 minutes later im on my way home with weed in my pocket and his nut in my mouth and stomach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613923 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:07:29') {

'>>2613908
Things definitely became depressing but these were the fun moments. The guys were so nice to me even when I wasn't on my knees.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613931 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:55:46') {

'>>2613922
Little did he know you were winning twice, got the weed in the bag and a dick in the mouth for free. GO OFF KING!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614630 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:35:37'  && image=='Ben_byOliraptor.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614633 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:57:49') {

'>>2614630
Ignoring the haircut...That disgusting toenail YIKES'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614840 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)05:20:14') {

'>>2613106
not sure where you live, but thats not a thing here. nobody sucks dick for weed. jfc. opiates, sure. crack, sure. meth, sure. weed? how desperate are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614884 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:38:43'  && image=='1685542468060090.jpg') {

'>>2613931
shit, exactly. it became real regular too. one of those secretly Bi guys. had a girlfriend and everything but didnt pass up "opportunities."

i def think most guys would let another dude blow them if they were convinced they could have it be a 100% one way street.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615814 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:19:35') {

'>>2614884
Yeah at the end of the day a mouth is a mouth, you aren't going to be able to tell the difference unless the sucker has a beard.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616002 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:35:46'  && image=='1600772598163.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616174 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)23:09:48') {

'>>2614630
God damn he's so hot. I'd never get tired of breeding his hairy asshole and sucking>>2613931
his cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617140 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:48:45') {

'>>2616174
That’s hot af tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617141 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:51:26') {

'>>2615814
UH.. no? I don't want any womyn sucking my cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617373 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:08:07') {

'>>2617141
straight guys have a different perspective.

that guy was only the first. once i figured out the signs, i was on my knees for a whole group of stoner bros at my school'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618269 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:44:16') {

'>>2617373
woah, you must be extremely attractive that just aaall the guys wanted you specifically.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618306 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:56:26') {

'>>2606530

anyone got source for this? who is it??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618611 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:17:28') {

'>>2609257
Damn reminds me of my uncle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619333 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:19:31') {

'>>2613106
I used to suck my dealer back when I was in high school. He was some college guy and said he “cut me a deal” essentially since I’m gay id get dick and weed if I kept it a secret.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619451 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:48:55') {

'>>2619333
>id get dick and weed if I kept it a secret.
god i wish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619468 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:53:54') {

'>>2619333
>>>2613106
>I used to suck my dealer back when I was in high school.
I was buying from a friend's older brother in HS and really needed a bag one night for a party. Told me jokingly that he'd give me a bag if I blew him. I sad sure. lol Never paid for another bag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620059 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:48:49') {

'>>2619468
Sweet dude sounds like you got a good deal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620253 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:45:08'  && image=='IMG_20240503_213328_128.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620368 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)07:45:33') {

'i have a pothead friend who may or may not do meth, and he still lives with his mom, and i want to suck him off so bad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620373 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)08:10:53'  && image=='1680041971128784.jpg') {

'>>2620368
do yourself a favor: get him really high and then offer. if he says no, play it off as a joke, if he says yes, give him the best head he's ever had'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620589 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)14:04:21') {

'>>2620253
Fuck, if I had a type...'
;

}

}
}