import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/hm/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 2609005;
String image = '1709682108867272.webm';
String date = '03/05/24(Tue)18:41:48';
String comment = 'Pregnancy achieved.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609006 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:43:46'  && image=='IMG_6097.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609007 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:45:57'  && image=='IMG_5597.jpg') {

'Pregnancy averted lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609010 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:25:26'  && image=='IMG_20230719_230703_585.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609011 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:32:16'  && image=='hole.webm') {

'He's ovulating, needs it bad...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609012 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:33:35'  && image=='1691560680666135.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609013 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:34:13'  && image=='1690615259623204.webm') {

'Pregnancy achieved.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609014 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:35:45'  && image=='1687634666339197.webm') {

'He's ovulating... never been more fertile...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609015 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:36:38'  && image=='1686258659556968.webm') {

'They're trying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609016 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:38:06'  && image=='809_1000.gif') {

'Examining his fertile hole.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609017 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:38:40'  && image=='1673858437784308.gif') {

'He'll do nicely.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609019 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:40:23'  && image=='1676906192396238.jpg') {

'The goods. Balls aching with cum. Cock twitching with anticipation. Waiting for hubby to get back, tonight will be the night fore sure.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609020 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:41:09'  && image=='IMG_2900.jpg') {

'This is where life begins.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609021 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:42:37'  && image=='1680244039760706.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609022 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:43:49'  && image=='1677965566203033.webm') {

'Their kid will look just like them. Same wavy brown hair, same big brown eyes, same fair skin.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609023 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:44:33'  && image=='1681586502271848.webm') {

'Guy's gonna have a baby in there soon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609024 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:46:16'  && image=='1685905208076594.webm') {

'Acting on instinct. The instinct to reproduce.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609026 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:48:56'  && image=='1685422271119372.webm') {

'Need to get it as deep as possible for the best chance of success...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609029 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:00:07') {

'some of you faggots are so cringe';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609031 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:03:42') {

'>>2609029
I think it's mostly the same anon.
Breeding is hot tho so it's all cool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609032 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:07:47'  && image=='IMG_5545.jpg') {

'Oops! Girl got in trouble…';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609034 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:18:16') {

'>>2609032
ew what the fuck is this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609035 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:24:58'  && image=='glasses.jpg') {

'>fags think they can have butt babies now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609141 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)08:27:31') {

'>>2609023
His tits are already full of milk!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609149 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)09:54:12') {

'>>2609011
It's almost Spring'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609151 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)10:52:18'  && image=='tumblr_m4emmrXSVM1rpc5kho1_500.gif') {

'>>2609023
that hunky AND he wears glasses? oh baby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609178 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)12:56:36') {

'>>2609151
he's not wearing glasses tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609179 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)12:59:08') {

'>>2609178
They're behind his head genius'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609195 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)15:01:17') {

'>>2609035
Honestly.
The text in these posts are so cringe it’s insane. Back to the closet for me, you all are geeks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609202 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)16:14:20') {

'Hot pics bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609209 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)17:15:11'  && image=='1689548211505217.jpg') {

'Made for each other.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609210 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)17:21:58'  && image=='40C24FD2-E416-43E1-A6F4-60FAF4F1779B-7910-000004A02761A830.gif') {

'Insemination.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609211 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)17:26:16'  && image=='File_008(13).gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609216 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)18:22:59') {

'>>2609195
There is a coordinated effort to flood this website with low quality content and utter nonsense, in an attempt to make it less interesting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609217 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)18:31:55') {

'>>2609216
not working in this case then since at least the pictures itt are beyond hot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609230 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)19:39:37') {

'If you don't find this thread hot I don't know what to tell you, you're not a real faggot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609244 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:01:31') {

'>>2609013
>destroying his white genes
Sad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609246 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:14:46') {

'>>2609013
>>2609015
need sources'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609316 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)04:21:50') {

'>>2609005
source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609317 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)04:23:25') {

'>>2609024
where is this from?4SR0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609463 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:11:26'  && image=='tumblr_c8a593d3de90c6371cbf826d4eea2573_ad73f611_1280.jpg') {

'First of many';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609466 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:12:50'  && image=='ResizedP_Tumblr_l_124625375769657.gif') {

'>>2609463
Twins'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609468 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)01:13:59'  && image=='tumblr_os.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2609753 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)13:12:03'  && image=='wak7swqsywha1.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610220 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)05:25:53') {

'>>2609230
fuck off groomer

its one thing to say a fetish thing, it's another to be a freak about it

its odd how this is the only thread about penetration and its all some groomer bullshit, this board is fake as fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610223 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)05:56:07') {

'>>2609015
Both hot and romantic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610435 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)09:09:44'  && image=='IMG_0380.png') {

'>>2609005
This is the cutest porn I’ve ever seen.
The guy is perfect. Who fucks such guys?
Whom should I be to date such handsome guys?

If I dated a guy like this one, I’d be so happy…'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610971 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)16:55:28') {

'>>2609005
How does it feel to get cummed inside? I had guys wanting to come inside me but I declined cuz it's risky.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610988 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)19:13:00') {

'>>2610435
If you think happiness is dependant on any one random event happening in your life, your entire vision of how existence should be experienced is flawed.

Work on your framework, not on your snapshots.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2610989 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)19:48:00') {

'>>2610988
That's obviously a figure of speech, but your inability to understand social language makes me think you must have autism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611073 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)09:27:13') {

'This is the cringiest /hm/ thread I’ve ever seen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611089 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)10:47:54'  && image=='IMG_0713.jpg') {

'>>2610435
>>2610435
Feelsbadmang. Been getting no replies on Grindr now I’m past my mid 20’s Have just started taking supplements/working out and growing my dick with an $600 Phallosan plus… maybe one day the hotties and cuties will like me back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611101 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)13:06:50') {

'>>2609022
justin brody is such a good breeder'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611111 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:38:33') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611112 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:46:54') {

'>>2609019
Lucky hubby, I would love loads of ginger DNA inside me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611113 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:48:11') {

'>>2609022
They're hot, their baby would be beautiful'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611114 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:53:39'  && image=='1698064068492182.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611137 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:12:22') {

'>>2609468
Disgusting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611167 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:32:34') {

'>>2609007
more of him?'
;

}

if(Trips Namefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611171 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:43:47') {

'>>2611111
wasted quints'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611172 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:57:45') {

'Condom fags will lie and tell you it feels the same. We just know there is no better feeling than breeding or getting bred.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2611197 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)02:15:40'  && image=='1710741929309.webm') {

'Stop posting cringe text and post more pic. Here is actual good breeding.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612916 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:15:47'  && image=='IMG_6520.jpg') {

'Wedding night';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612928 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)19:21:06'  && image=='IMG_5680.jpg') {

'8 months after…';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612951 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:05:45') {

'>>2612928
Stop posting this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2612979 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)03:47:59') {

'>>2612928
aw cute, twins?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613115 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)22:25:43') {

'>>2609024
I also wanna know the source, this is hot af'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613130 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)01:56:10') {

'>>2612979
Thank you, Todd and I are just delighted! :-)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613217 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)15:57:56') {

'>>2609032
How do you hold that much enema'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613250 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)20:11:41') {

'Does anyone else get genuine depression over not being able to get pregnant?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613255 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:24:47'  && image=='IMG_5730.jpg') {

'>>2613217
It’s fat, honey. But I do like enemas, too. :-)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613276 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)23:53:43') {

'>>2613250
sometimes. i read some mpreg stuff on amazon. most of it is garbage and there's way too much furry shit in there too. if there was some quality material out there it would probably satisfy me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613313 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:19:43') {

'>>2613276
>mpreg
suddenly it's 2005 again and i'm in my room reading drarry fanfiction.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613356 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)14:15:31') {

'>>2609005
Who are these two preggies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613555 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)16:22:23') {

'>>2613250
no lol, are you trans?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613578 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)18:18:27') {

'>>2613555
No, not that being trans would help you get pregnant anyway.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2613978 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:02:36'  && image=='str8.webm') {

'Bro put a baby in there.';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614043 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:17:48'  && image=='pullout.webm') {

'>when you've mastered the pull out game
who has money for kids'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614044 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:19:16') {

'>>2613978
Ridiculously cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614045 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:26:01'  && image=='thigh fuck.webm') {

'that's one way to do it, I guess.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614130 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)15:44:33') {

'>>2614045
what's the appeal for the bottom here? is it really possible to cum handsfree just from taint stimulation?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614131 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)15:48:57') {

'>>2614130
Just beat your meat?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614134 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:13:33') {

'>>2614130
Maybe wants a man up against him and has hemorrhoids so can't bottom?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614144 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)17:35:29') {

'>>2614130
>what's the appeal for the bottom here?
serving the top'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614145 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)17:47:17') {

'>>2609005
Sauce ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614161 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)20:54:11') {

'>>2614130
>what's the appeal for the bottom here?
not getting knocked up, duh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614172 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)22:09:04') {

'>>2609013
The world would be a better place of black men were turned into onahole slaves again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614209 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:21:29') {

'>>2609468
Unbelievably hot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614228 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)07:55:58') {

'>>2614130
I enjoy when my husband fucks me like this from behind. I love having my balls touched/sucked, so when the head of his dick fucks my scrotum and separates my balls I am in heaven. There are also times where is foreskin attaches to my scrotum skin, the tugging feels like they are bei9ng sucked off.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614498 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)22:10:42') {

'>>2609005
Fuuuuuck! Sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614538 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:15:55') {

'>>2614498
@7Ridick on twitter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614551 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)03:12:45') {

'>>2613555
>>2613578
not trans either. i think i'm just turned on by an alpha dude so thoroughly domming me that his cum changes my DNA and causes me to pop out his offspring. it's just a kink, really.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614589 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)08:40:57') {

'>>2614551
ew, thats what bug chasers get off on'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614612 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)11:08:31') {

'>>2614130
Yes its possible to cum from getting fucked. They just have to pound your prostate for a bit while you're hard.

Feels fucking great but doesn't work if the dick isn't big enough, and if you're the top their ass starts milking you while they cum.

>>2610971
Never felt the actual cum, but can feel their dick twitching as it shoots. The best feeling comes from that last deep push as they cum.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2614640 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:04:08') {

'>>2614612
The guy he's talking about didn't get fucked in the ass. He came from having his balls/taint rubbed by the top's cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615850 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:13:57'  && image=='1712605936633.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2615890 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:34:39') {

'>>2615850
that's so fucking hot jesus
i wish i was that top'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616257 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)08:47:30') {

'>>2613250
It keeps me up at night every now and then. I like to imagine that the reason I'm awake is that junior's kicking up a storm, my cravings for bizarre food items are acting up again, or I have to go piss due to my bladder being crushed, but when I run my hand down my front and find it's just a little bit of fat I feel so disappointed. As much as I mock trannies I do hope medical science advances enough to the point I can feasibly implant a womb without dying, and most importantly, without slicing off my cock.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616263 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)09:33:03') {

'>>2614130
Reverse frotting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616285 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:12:28') {

'>>2609005
I just wanna be cummed inside without the weird mpreg stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616304 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:58:24') {

'>>2616285
pretty sure most of these apply to your preference, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617088 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:26:12') {

'>>2610971
It feels best when it's someone you WANT to cum inside you. Only one dude for me but lots (and lots) of times and it's warm and a bit weird but fucking awesome and satisfying. But I can only speak for me, it's got to be someone you really, really want for it to be next level shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617089 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:30:21') {

'>>2616285
>weird mpreg stuff
Yeah, I don't get the role play stuff either but I sure do like getting filled up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617092 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:16:09') {

'least cringe /hm/ thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618464 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:52:08') {

'bump';

}

if(GOOKLOVER && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618542 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:51:40'  && image=='1710161890435123 sir peter and.webm') {

'>>2611089
>$600

anon, just Google the angion method instead. it'll take time but still a lot better than whatever the fuck youre on'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618793 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:57:24'  && image=='1696818563567539.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618794 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:01:36'  && image=='1712749264899779.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618795 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:03:34'  && image=='1691368830484407.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618939 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:02:24'  && image=='IMG_0961.png') {

'>>2618795
Nine months later.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618946 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:18:51') {

'>>2611089
post your grindr bio

maybe you're just insufferable anon. uglier guys have gotten 10/10s. I'm a fat fuck but working on my personality has helped me bag a bunch of extremely fuckable fags to cum inside and cuddle with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618953 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:45:25'  && image=='hx-LmB_K0kUIlXPq.webm') {

'>>2618946
forgot to add submission'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618958 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:27:45') {

'>>2610220
This isn't a groomer thread. You have posted the dumbest shit in the world.

A lot of gays are pedos but this post is not groomer at all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618970 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:50:19') {

'>>2618958
>A lot of gays are pedos
So many of us have our first experience as kids that doesn't make us pedos. I don't get the hate. If you're straight and fuck at 13 or 14 it's fine but if you're gay you're a pedo?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618979 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:44:15'  && image=='w0WNKCrrQg.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618980 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:44:49'  && image=='1thdEDxFFZ.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619168 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:12:56') {

'>>2613978
I bet he won't pay for child support.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619181 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:38:57'  && image=='Here I cum 1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619182 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:39:42'  && image=='Here I cum 2.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619183 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:40:28'  && image=='Here I cum 3.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619185 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:41:05'  && image=='Here I cum 4.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619189 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:34:24') {

'>>2618958
More str8s are p*dos dumbass. It's not like all guys are priests and/or boy scout leaders or anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619190 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:35:24') {

'>>2619189
*gays'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619193 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:44:49') {

'>>2618953
sauce?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619346 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:38:07') {

'>>2618542
Sir Peter and Ruslan Angelo
"Obey Your Boss"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619415 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:22:32'  && image=='tumblr_ojyhvzGsG11v73w15o1_1280.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619423 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:10:01'  && image=='tumblr_o7muogcDbM1u8r5tto3_540.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619552 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:50:48'  && image=='1714426036049163.webm') {

'when ur ovulating but ur bf is away';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619558 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:07:15'  && image=='GAsCEDSXoAE4kqw.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619560 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:17:12') {

'>>2619558
YES!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619806 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:15:01') {

'Jesus fuck, this thread just turned me back straight. You guys are fucking degenerates and I’ve fucked my step dad and step brother, broken up a tons of marriages and have actually raped a few people before, yet this is where I cross the line. You guys are fucked up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619811 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)08:23:15') {

'>>2619806
The mental gymnastics is strong with this one'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619815 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:15:29') {

'>>2619806
holy bait batman'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619818 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:22:15') {

'>>2619806
Lightweight'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619821 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:32:25') {

'>>2619806
Based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619833 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:35:28') {

'>>2619815
It’s not baiting. I came here to jerk off to Buffy hairy men because I’m a fag who loves fucking and sucking cock. If I wanted to impregnate a woman i would do so, I understand saying you want to breed another man with your sperm or be bred by them but to flat out larp as an ovulating woman is just idk disturbing. This whole thread is disturbing and it’s more disturbing than the faggot story time threads that typically turn into fucked up pedo stories.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619835 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:44:07') {

'>>2619806
>Jesus fuck, this thread just turned me back straight. You guys are fucking degenerates and I’ve fucked my step dad and step brother, broken up a tons of marriages and have actually raped a few people before, yet this is where I cross the line. You guys are fucked up

>>2619833


Story time then, make /hm/ gay again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620027 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:23:00') {

'>>2619835
Okay
>be me
>complain about degenerate shit on 4chan gay board
>myself trying to hold the moral ground while being a degenerate myself
>complain about faggots trying to pretend to get pregnant
Fast forward to now
>be me
>degenerate faggot
>nice outside and want to go to the range and shoot skeet
>don’t want to pay
>decide to go on grindr and put my location outside the city
>look for a closet redneck to take me out shooting
>find a cool a dude
>we chat for two days decide to meet this morning
Long story short, after shooting we fucked in the back of his truck before he went to pick up his kid, when I came idk why I thought about this thread and decided to blur out as I was coming “now daddy is going to breed you and get you pregnant” and came inside this 45 year old Caucasian closeted man in the back of a 2006 f150. I just got home, shit still on my dick, this man is probably having dinner with his family now after getting fucked by my dumbass screaming pregnancy rhetoric because of this thread after being a drama queen calling you guys degenerates. I am sick in the head'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620029 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:29:16'  && image=='7k4VtRHyCvOf2PP8.webm') {

'It really cuts deep when a literal rapist tries to shame you about having a fantasy fetish lolmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620030 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:34:38'  && image=='y1k9xqs3QGl-YfS5.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620031 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:35:12'  && image=='ZZ-KxmloJppg65nv.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620268 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:49:39'  && image=='1714571684085731.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620320 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:58:14') {

'>>2618793
i hate that our assholes naturally push out the cum. i would leave a buttplug in there if i wasn't worried about an infection.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620330 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:26:39') {

'>>2619821
You 2 should get a room'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620719 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)08:37:18') {

'>>2620268
Perfect. The pause on pulsation followed by a big dick bury to get all that cum deep. pro shit right there.'
;

}

}
}