import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/hm/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Straight Ass Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Straight Ass Thread';
int postNumber = 2616866;
String image = '1713173895914197.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)05:38:15';
String comment = 'Straight guys have the best & most masculine asses, I wish they knew how much fags like me appreciate them';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616868 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:39:39'  && image=='1701996503701640.gif') {

'What I wouldn’t give to have a taste';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616869 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:40:23'  && image=='GEOXisjWkAAFgPn.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616870 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:42:40'  && image=='IMG_0212.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616871 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:43:17'  && image=='IMG_0213.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616872 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:24:58') {

'>>2616868
>What I wouldn’t give to have a taste
Doesn't taste like anything if he just got out the shower.
You gotta let it marinate for a day have him work out around the house & stuff to get some taste out of it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616880 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:56:18'  && image=='butt.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616928 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:47:56') {

'>>2616866
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616949 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:46:40'  && image=='FC86BC9D-A610-4F9A-9490-63625BEE69C1.jpg') {

'They’re absolutely godly, but damn it’s such a let down when they absolutely do not want anything near their hole.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616950 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:50:32'  && image=='d6f35478a5.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616952 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:55:13'  && image=='1B05C19E-91F9-40FB-8124-ADEFDD307D51.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2616953 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:55:45'  && image=='881E260F-860D-497F-B046-700EABBF040F.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617341 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:57:17'  && image=='IMG_0230.jpg') {

'I wish straight men were more open to getting their ass worshipped';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617342 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:57:58'  && image=='IMG_0227.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617540 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:07:24') {

'>>2617535
Fuck off and learn how to read, retard. This thread is for straight guy's asses.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617543 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:16:19') {

'>>2617540
..are you assuming I’m gay? I’m straight as an arrow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617579 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:33:21'  && image=='IMG_5064.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617673 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:00:43'  && image=='IMG_0242.jpg') {

'I’d pay top dollar to rim a genuine straight bro';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617674 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:02:33'  && image=='IMG_0243.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617675 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:03:44') {

'>>2617674
the power these asses would have over me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617699 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:21:56') {

'>>2616872
This is why people hate gay people. You want to taste shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2617956 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:36:27'  && image=='edit_20210912132329.jpg') {

'Oc';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618260 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:25:55') {

'Their dirty underwear always smells the best, especially their musky asses.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618261 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:33:30') {

'>>2617699
Project much?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619108 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:01:48'  && image=='IMG_0014.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619144 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:43:34'  && image=='5214425958.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619199 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:08:01'  && image=='ass.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619200 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:08:32'  && image=='F-NUTzdXgAA4jOr.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619201 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:09:03'  && image=='F-NUSJkXoAAgpbk.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619202 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:10:04') {

'this is genuinely one of my favorite pics ever';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619203 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:13:48'  && image=='GLYBoi8XAAEtSap.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619325 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:33:24'  && image=='IMG_20240428_180418134~3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619748 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:37:12'  && image=='1714530129387767.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619875 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:17:03'  && image=='IMG_1821.jpg') {

'You can just tell when it’s a straight guy lol mtguy778 on Reddit if you want more of him';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619931 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:22:13'  && image=='IMG_4776.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620367 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)07:39:58'  && image=='1.jpg') {

'>>2616866
Straight Zoomers are a godsend for permavirgins like me who love ass. If you can bait them, they're always will to show ass and occasionally play with their ass. Picrel. Good thread OP.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620432 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:28:15') {

'>>2619748
sexiest ass ITT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620434 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:29:16') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620578 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)12:56:19'  && image=='az.png') {

'mine';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620907 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:04:20'  && image=='pic1_mooning_jocks_check_out_each_others_dicks_001.jpg') {

'Smell your favorite.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620908 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:05:10'  && image=='kevinscott_9457496139_KP5P2113 UC13 Sphere.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620909 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:05:42'  && image=='mooning pyramid.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2621002 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:33:00') {

'>>2620367
That's not a zoomer, he looks 40+.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2621003 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:44:12'  && image=='1651649933609.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2621004 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:45:13') {

'>>2621002
More like late 20s early 30s.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2621006 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:54:04'  && image=='D9238FF6-9499-4968-9E7A-DD0222F2B9E3.jpg') {

'>>2616866
Straight men ass is my whole addiction. I have jerked off to so many straight men pics and vids throughout the years doesn't matter how they look I always would be down to sniff kiss and lick them if I had the chance. I'm a permanent gooner for straight man ass'
;

}

}
}