String fullTitle = 'Random shots';
int postNumber = 2617876;
String image = '1713642939895889.jpg';
String date = '04/20/24(Sat)15:55:39';
String comment = 'I have created a machine that holds 4 syringes, you press a button and it will randomly dump a syringe into the person on the other ends mouth.
I will eventually post on Grindr looking for 4 men that would jerk off into each of the syringes labeled 1-4. I would then have to guess which sample belongs to which guy.
Anyone else think this could be fun?';
'Proof of said creation.';
'>>2617876
Yeah, that does sound fun but I would be scared to enter what seems to be a saw trap';
'>>2617891
impressive, anon. how did you even think of this in the first place?';
'>>2617909
Bored after work one night. I've always wanted to try my own semen but after I get off it's literally over. I was thinking of ways to make it more of a gamble. That lead me to the idea of filling it with others semen and trying to guess who's it was.';
'>>2617906
Lmao it does kind of look like a saw trap. I'm working on printing out a case for it now. If the thread isn't dead I'll post it in a few hours when it's completed.';
'this website attracts some of the weirdest fucking people istg';
'>>2617913
Thanks. Haha';
'>>2617911
I can't even begin to imagine how you built this. If you do end up inviting guys to play with that little dude, come back and greentext, man.
>If the thread isn't dead I'll post it in a few hours when it's completed.
Please share!';
'>>2617911
Please post, and share stories. I'm invested';
}