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class Thread extends Board {
public void Cute Guys in Rock Bands that get you hard(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Cute Guys in Rock Bands that get you hard';
int postNumber = 2618648;
String image = '1714024433688606.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)01:53:53';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618649 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:01:00'  && image=='Peter Frampton.jpg') {

'In the 1970's Peter Frampton was a hottie!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618652 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:09:24'  && image=='Nick Simmons.jpg') {

'Not really a rock star, but Gene Simmons of "Kiss" has a son, Nick Simmons, who was totally beautiful until the Giraffe DNA kicked in.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618655 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:22:19'  && image=='Tyga-horz.jpg') {

'Tyga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618658 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:34:00'  && image=='Bieber in Hawaii-horz.jpg') {

'Bieber';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618659 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:37:18') {

'>>2618658
I've always been surprised he's cut.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618669 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:13:18'  && image=='SKID-ROW-1989-EDDIE-MALLUK-6.jpg') {

'Sebastian Bach, lead singer of Skid Row through the late 80s/90s.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618785 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:40:24') {

'>>2618659
Just be thankful he is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618788 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:58:14') {

'>>2618655
Disgusting freak'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618854 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:40:52') {

'>>2618785
Why? I like uncut guys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618879 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:01:49'  && image=='Bring_Me_The_Horizont_-_Southside_Festival_2022_-_IMG_4429_-_1_(Cropped).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618923 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:03:07'  && image=='Chris Brown.jpg') {

'Chris Brown';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618925 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:11:02'  && image=='tumblr_ojwu57pkNl1vl90uqo1_1280 flip.jpg') {

'not cute, but a rapper. Souljah Boy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618927 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:13:36'  && image=='5.jpg') {

'>>2618659
His Ass. Beefier than I expected.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618936 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:57:28') {

'>>2618927
He has a bigger dick (thickish) than I expected'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618990 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:15:37'  && image=='Aaron Carter.jpg') {

'Aaron Carter. I thought he was a cute kid when he was a youngster, but he kind of ulglied up as he got older.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618991 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:16:22'  && image=='Aaron Carter u.jpg') {

'>>2618990
Aaron Carter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618992 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:23:43'  && image=='Bieber in Hawaii.jpg') {

'>>2618936 I would have thought his pubes would have been trimmed better or even shaved. A little messy looking.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618997 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:58:41'  && image=='9092 JOJA JPG.jpg') {

'John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Can't say I ever thought of John Lennon as being cute, or even good looking. But that cock is very nice!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618998 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:30:22') {

'>>2618990
Tattooed idiot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2618999 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:31:39') {

'>>2618992
Love his messy bush & fattish cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619000 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:34:42') {

'>>2618997
He has a great cock and bush, Yoko has decent tits for a Jap and a hot fanny bush'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619055 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:08:41'  && image=='486Lennon.jpg') {

'>>2619000
More Lennon and Yoko'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619057 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:13:18') {

'>>2618788
Oh, I don't know. I can imagine that mouth sucking my dick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619541 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:47:07') {

'>>2618998
He's no longer living.
sadly,he dropped from stardom as a kid to a struggling low-life as an adult. Aaron Carter.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619546 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:00:31') {

'>>2619055
Wow he was just being photographed with an erection. I'm sure someone out there must have Jim Morrison photos...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2619555 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:58:26'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-29 165812.png') {

'>>2618648
>The internet when objectively ugly British man:

"OMG!"

Anywhere, here's Mike Ness, Social Distortion'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620482 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:29:12') {

'Anything on Damon from Blur? He was so cute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620484 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:52:09'  && image=='johnnyCrawford2J.png') {

'Johnny Crawford. The late Johnny Crawford starred as Lucas McCain's son Mark on "The Rifleman" Not a band member in the popular sense, but he had several hit singles in the late 1950's through the mid 1960's. Later in life he had his own band playing music of the 1930's through the 1950's. Five feet 8 inches tall in later life, he was about 5'3 in his teen years. Somewhat surprising that as a caucasian teen in the 1960's he was un-cut.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620485 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:07:22'  && image=='lENNY kRAVITZ.png') {

'Lenny Kravitz (aka Romeo Blue) when his pants split while squatting on stage and his cock flopped out into view.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620486 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:07:49') {

'>>2620485
Is he... wearing a cockring?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620488 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:27:57') {

'>>2620486
Hard to tell for sure, but probably, since there seems to be something shiny at the base of his dick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2620489 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:29:22'  && image=='Anthony Kiedis.png') {

'Anthony Kiedis';

}

}
}