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int postNumber = 4834484;
String image = '1711028642352472.jpg';
String date = '03/21/24(Thu)09:44:02';
String comment = 'Vintage ads. We'll go up as far as the 2000s and as far back as you can find.';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834485 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:44:37'  && image=='710884---021---image.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834486 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:45:09'  && image=='702498---115---image.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834487 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:45:57'  && image=='710874---011---image.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834488 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:46:40'  && image=='EH-8DCFU8AEuBhU.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834489 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:47:13'  && image=='EH-8DCFUUAAgi97.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834490 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:48:15'  && image=='EH-8DCGUcAAfnJv.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834491 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:48:48'  && image=='Flinch#001-16-17-ad.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834492 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:49:52'  && image=='a3dtlbauv4l31.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834494 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:52:26'  && image=='9276949.jpg') {

'I wish I could find this in English at /hr/ size.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834772 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)01:25:11'  && image=='TRS80_.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4834979 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)13:27:36') {

'>>4834488
Lel, we definitely lost something when these cringy dudebro gaming ads went out of fashion after the 90s/early 2000s.

Not saying we lost something *good*, mind you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835082 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:26:55') {

'>>4835020
Are you looking for >>4816861 ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835089 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)21:58:32'  && image=='Ads Pan Am.jpg') {

'>>4834484
Nice. I'll contribute a few.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835090 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)22:01:53'  && image=='ad 1980.jpg') {

'I so miss the days when advertisers all injected sexy women into the ads no matter what the product actually was. Now it's all woke shit and jungle bunnies behaving which everyone knows is bullshit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835091 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)22:02:36'  && image=='ad 70s.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835093 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)22:03:31'  && image=='ad coke 3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835094 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)22:04:19'  && image=='Ad Dr Pepp 2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835166 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)02:06:32') {

'>>4835091
Dang - that looks like Susan Lynn Kiger.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835206 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)06:17:11') {

'>>4834979
Quit being a faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835215 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)06:33:43') {

'>>4835206
Real gamer detected. Watch out for that John Romero guy, I hear he wants to make you his bitch.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835838 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)14:28:35'  && image=='Love’s-Baby-Soft-1975.jpg') {

'Ya think this one would fly today?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835839 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)14:29:14'  && image=='2c5c577d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835840 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)14:29:51'  && image=='g-photo-u1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4835857 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)15:04:43') {

'>>4835839
I love how even the most un-sexy hardware can be advertised by putting a pair of boobs on it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836178 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)02:36:53'  && image=='camel1.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836429 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:21:28') {

'>>4835839
>>4835857
I'm guessing that in the 1960's, that WAS sexy hardware.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836433 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:24:18'  && image=='1574955037151449929.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836441 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:37:24'  && image=='old dick.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836442 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:37:59'  && image=='0601b08bd4.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836444 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:38:49'  && image=='Vint Jello Ad.jpg') {

'This was considered obese in the 60's. Kek.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836446 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:40:25'  && image=='9915638ids.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4836595 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)20:21:29') {

'>>4836441
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and the fact that it still says "Old Nick" on the side of the bar.

>>4836446
Likewise, more of a vintage joke than a vintage ad. Plus horrid quality.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4837144 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:55:31'  && image=='b6ab8a6c.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4837639 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)20:19:08') {

'>>4835206
teenager detected'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4839741 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)19:54:52'  && image=='vintage pepsi 1989.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840183 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:44:29') {

'>>4835838
Is this for men or women?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840203 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:12:35'  && image=='pez.jpg') {

'>>4840183
I would imagine both. Men wanted their women to be young and innocent so women wanted to look young and innocent. It's really the same today, you just can't say it out loud.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840507 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:41:01'  && image=='D49Yt7zWkAAGLsE.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840564 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:40:47'  && image=='1939-Craven-A-ad-2[1].jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840565 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:41:50'  && image=='1946%20advertisement%20for%20Craven%20A%20cigarettes[1].jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840566 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:42:53'  && image=='1939-Craven-A-ad[1].jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840568 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:45:38'  && image=='1973%20advertisement%20for%20Craven%20A%20Special%20Mild%20cigarettes[1].jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840569 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:46:16'  && image=='31445147956[1].jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840570 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:47:40'  && image=='1939-Craven-A-ad-4[1].jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4840641 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:23:41') {

'>>4835277
>>4835090
cigarettes are such gayfag trash
the ads are somehow even gayer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4842333 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)21:52:55'  && image=='Norge1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4842337 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)22:00:56'  && image=='amer 1940s.jpg') {

'>>4835277
>>4840653
Must have been somewhat successful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4842341 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)22:09:00'  && image=='smoking bad.jpg') {

'>>4840641
>1974... You don't smoke?? What a faggot.
>2024... You smoke?? What a faggot.

Well, we've come full circle. Ads are brainwashing and this pretty much proves it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4844191 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:07:06') {

'Fantastic thread!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4845264 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:20:35') {

'>>4834484
>>4834485
Ueck my beloved'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4845329 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:34:39'  && image=='1955-PASTA AD.jpg') {

'>>4845264
Lol. Lurked this thread the other day and didn't even recognize/remember him until I saw your post today.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4845331 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:39:11') {

'>>4836595
Wow. You must be really observant and smart.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4845332 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:41:30'  && image=='ad losers.jpg') {

'Obligatory.
>inb4 someone says it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4845424 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:05:55') {

'>>4845332
>and her stamina
Yeah, I just bet they did...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4847014 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:34:44') {

'>>4845332
Interesting psych test if they were all smiling how many still would look like bad for the job.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849182 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:57:09') {

'>>4845332
They should make all ads like this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849389 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:31:30'  && image=='nandos_ad_v2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849391 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:32:27'  && image=='what about my cock hair.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849393 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:33:27'  && image=='makes-children-as-fat-as-pigs-2.jpg') {

'Back in the olden days they had to invent ways to make people fat.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849394 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:34:16'  && image=='Heavy-Metal-T-Shirts.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849395 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:35:47'  && image=='1959-rogers-blue-peignoir-gown-lingerie-every-man.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849396 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:36:42'  && image=='ad-s-of-the-70s-the-70s.jpg') {

'Back when OJ was a good boy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849397 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:37:17'  && image=='common sense ads.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849400 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:38:05'  && image=='booze 4.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849403 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:39:02'  && image=='when bud wasnt gay.jpg') {

'Can't we all just get along?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849406 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:39:53'  && image=='white-rock-sparkling-water-ad.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849605 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:31:54'  && image=='vintage_coca_cola_poster_by_bdrkzn84-d8n1rto.png') {

'wow got this far without a coke ad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849606 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:34:47'  && image=='Enter The Dragon poster.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849714 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:41:40'  && image=='tandy_sensation_rsmfly_june1993_p15_large.jpg') {

'>>4834772
My buddy and I beat the first three Space Quests, The Punisher, and Civ I on a Tandy his dad bought from Radio Shack. Not one as nice as picrel though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849797 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:00:38') {

'>>4849403
I love how they picked two animals that *obviously* couldn't hold either beer *or* cigars with their paws and the illustrator just had to make it work.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849800 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:07:42') {

'>>4849797
Derp. And now I realized that they picked those two to represent the political parties, so they didn't really have a choice. Too subtle for these modern times.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4849911 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:38:19'  && image=='H20672-L333803581.jpg') {

'>>4834494
Next best thing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4850117 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:10:59'  && image=='apple pc.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4850118 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:11:34'  && image=='Ad Levis.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4851038 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:07:17') {

'>>4842337
there's something about slide film that really puts you there. I can imagine standing on that street'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4852853 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:37:01') {

'>>4849911
Is that what that was referencing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4852898 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:40:29') {

'>>4849393
everything about this is the wildest thing I have ever seen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853155 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:16:51') {

'>>4852853
I'm not sure. I just knew that
>>4849911
existed and it only took a minute to find.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853158 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:21:43') {

'>>4849393
My 1st thought was Bobby Hill?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853291 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:04:16') {

'>>4845329
I'd know him anywhere
>t. brewers fan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4854628 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:58:20'  && image=='ad tampax.jpg') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855704 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:04:30'  && image=='Remington Typewriters.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855709 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:11:01') {

'>>4855704
I pick the middle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856390 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:44:56'  && image=='a9b110cd1b37e3035654f8e155b0d969.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856392 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:48:41'  && image=='3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856393 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:55:22'  && image=='wgjcpbw8aa4a1.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856529 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:33:42') {

'>>4856393
>that pose
>Cricketeer has come out
Oh nooooo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856888 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)05:46:22'  && image=='gaygarments.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857081 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:53:40') {

'>>4856393
That's... disturbing (to someone that isn't a fag).
>>4856888
Kek. Nice digits too. Not that it matters on /hr/.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857590 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:48:12') {

'>>4856390
10/10 would buy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857601 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:49:47') {

'>>4849605
Actually there already was one.
>>4835093'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858600 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:53:45') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859488 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)18:02:25'  && image=='Hustler 70s ad.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859496 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)18:27:06') {

'>>4834492
>all black surgery staff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859498 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)18:44:26'  && image=='mu4iry9ld4ra1.jpg') {

'>>4834484
I Immediately thought of this - very memorable'
;

}

}
}