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'>>4837017
the cycle continues';

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'>>4837090
ABSOLUTELY DEMONIC';

'>>4837094
>Meyers discovered on the show Finding Your Roots that his family's original surname, Trakianski, was changed by his great-grandfather to Meyers, after his own father Mejer Trakianski.[6]';

'>>4837090
Kristen the centre of attention again. Do they ever tire of being in her shadow?';

'>>4837024
>this musclegirl steals your qt kstew gf
>"yeah she belongs to me now, what are you gonna do about it faggot?"
well?';

'>>4837409
a shadow is created when something blocks the light but how can she cast a shadow when she is the light? can you be in the shadow of the sun?';

'Kristen's interview on some podcast

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/not-skinny-but-not-fat/id1444559244?i=1000650457836
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4VPmmGjU6xuBJ6f2f0pejW?si=WkryDgKOR8iTrXxG1Ljtxw&nd=1&dlsi=4acdffd43ab7445f';

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'https://youtu.be/ELrakvaTh-w?si=QAarzjdAqfgcfQRZ';

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'>>4837889
>>4837890
>>4837891
>>4837892
The jew and his golem.';

'>>4837927
but both of them are jews';

'>>4837891
woah ben stiller looks like shit';

'any KStew with slutty super high heels? post now please.';

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'>>4838601
Perfection';

'>the rosy cheeks, those ears, the hair

my fucking heart
i want to hug her so bad its painful';

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'>>4838972
she doesn't look like this any more, king
she's gone full retard';

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'>>4838994
cutieeeeeee';

'>>4838999
It hurts so much. She looked like that at some point but I was 10000km away and didn't care about movies at all.';

'>>4838994
This was so close to being a GOAT pic but she just had to be pulling an ugly face as it was taken, horrible...';

'>>4839233
Anon, she's dressed like a prostitute...';

'>>4838994
If I would've been in the studio, I would've nutted right then and there.';

'>>4838994
AIDS is a motherfucker.';

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'https://www.them.us/video/watch/speed-dating-kristen-stewart-and-katy-obrian-speed-date-each-other';

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'>>4839345
I used to be curious about her life but now I think reading interviews that focus on the private life is just a lose/lose scenario.

>she says something stupid and it will make me like her less
>she says something relatable and then I get sad that I will never be her friend

the celebrities who keep quiet about their private life got the right idea

better to just look at pictures';

'I enjoy lickin' the puss. I start at the bellybutton then i lick the puss and the booty hole. I stop at the tailbone. You cant go past the tailbone, that's just nasty, That's a protrusion.';

'>>4839333
https://youtu.be/CrHyQfptGBI?si=P8smOq3OX0oWbyXh';

'>>4839382
https://youtu.be/GgG5Nold-kM';

'>>4839516
> Leader Of The Pack
Oхyeннo!

https://youtu.be/gRw3iFGN3rA?si=R9U8H98hbHx4bmZ3';

'>>4838607
someone is getting paid six figure salary for these crap photos lol
it's incredibla how far fag lobby can get people with zero talent

>>4838992
beyond parody.';

'>>4839516
I brake for Suzie';

'>>4839255
Yes.';

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'>>4840391
her smile here reminds me of this old meme';

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'I wish she'd stop fucking up. :(';

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'Would you still fuck her, anon?';

'>>4841430
Without hesitation, or a shower first.';

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'>>4841640
reeeeeally wish we couldve seen this without the jacket';

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'>>4841640
>>4841641
That would be instant nut material.';

'>>4841746
I'm pre-ing just thinking about her in a mesh bra and stockings';

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'>>4841979
that's the world I wanna live in. now turn around, my giantess';

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'>>4842190
>>4842471
gorge';

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'>>4838972
>>4839185
post more adventurelandstew';

'>>4842190
That is ugly, like nasty ugly. Fuck!';

'>>4843162
why?';

'>>4843167
its the same fag that tries to derail every thread on HR that is not MEW or Elle Fanning';

'>>4843173
i know, i'm just asking why he feels that way. if he has no response, fine, if he has a reasonable response, fine, if he has an idiotic one, we can roast him.

i'm not into team politics. fighting over which celebrity is better looking is as annoying as people arguing over sports, politics, or whether playstation or xbox is better. its all idiotic.';

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'Great pics. Was about to JO to Kristen. Thank you.';

'>>4843545
>Was about to ** to Kristen
stop sinning';

'>>4843828
have you ignored all the latest pictures?';

'>>4843829
of course not but you don't masturbate to the Virgin Mary do you?
Kristen deserves the same venerance';

'>>4843855
I've not seen any church approved art of the Virgin Mary going outside wearing panythose and a bra

also i havent seen her make a movie where she has a sex scene and jacks 2 guys off at the same time';

'>>4843538
>Kristen Jaymes "I'm SUPER GAY!" Stewart taunting her heterosexual fanbase again
has anyone ever sued the Gay Mafia and won? tired of the false advertising and malicious intent.';

'>>4843926
>Kristen Jaymes "I'm SUPER GAY!" Stewart taunting her heterosexual fanbase
What's the contradiction tho';

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'It's Kristen's birthday, so I'm going to bump the thread with a few pics.';

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'>>4844741';

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJxLt0KWOM';

'>>4844770
:3';

'Kristen's Birthday Party will probably be insane fun, ending with drunk scissoring.';

'>>4844734
Post pictures of her in her birthday suit.';

'>>4844739
>>4844740
>>4844741
cutieeeeeee';

'>>4844870
Don't post photos she didn't consent to release. It's just shitty.';

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'>>4844890
you can't put the milk back in the titty, my friend. they're out there, they aren't going away.';

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'>>4844734
It's Kristen's birthday, so I'm going to pump my pp to a few pics.';

'>>4844917
>>4844920
isn't this the part where she pulls her tits out?';

'>>4844890

ive got one she consented to release. Its from the movie Lizzie.';

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'Imagine people caring it’s your birthday';

'>>4844890
Those leaks were viral marketing and 100% intentional';

'>>4844734
>>4844735
>>4844736
we didn't know how good we had it...

>>4844770
not the same person; undeserving of a birthday';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_82uLixDHk

Man I can't even remember how I was at that age but I feel like I was an idiot. She is so mature and articulate.

Gonna watch 2 of her kinos I haven't seen before to celebrate.';

'i will watch Twilight tonight in honour of her birth';

'>>4844982
>>4844983
>>4844984
Awwww';

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'i hope she has good sex tonight
she's earned it';

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'It's sad when you're the sole employer of your entire circle of friends including your never wife.';

'>>4845045
that's not true tho';

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'>>4845062
>my guy
Oh no.';

'>>4845007
watched Fierce People

finally I found out where this picture is from

Was expecting a mix of cozy and drama but didn't expect the dark turn in the 2nd half. Didn't really like that. Wish Stew also had more of a role than just being the love interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9IbDb7wNY

She's so smart.';

'>>4845123
watched The Yellow Handkerchief

was a lovely movie
as someone who has never been there I found the southern scenery serene. the cinematography was beautiful

Kristen slipping in and out of a southern accent was funny
William Hurt is an actor I never seek out but every time I enjoy his performance';

'Every day I am in awe of her beauty and I'm grateful I was born in the same timeline and get to marvel at her in so many movies and pictures.

It truly is a happy birthday.';

'>>4845045
Isn’t it though?
It always feel like they’re a bought and paid for entourage.';

'>>4845176
her circle of friends has been quite tight and stable for years, like Suzie is her school friend, they've been friends their whole lives. all of them have their own lives and some kind of profession/occupation. well, except for Suzie, who indeed used to be employed by Kristen as her personal assistant during movies' filming.';

'>>4845182
Bet Suzie is a great fuck.';

'>>4845182
why did I not go to school with her?

although chances are since I was into video games and anime at that time and thought books were lame and didn't even watch movies we would have nothing in common

why does life have to be like this?';

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'>>4845291
>groping those soft chubby thighs and pulling down the tight jorts
>spitting on sexpot Suzies sweaty perfect pink pusybutthole and massaging it with my boner while a super salty, "SUPER GAY" Stewart malds in the corner before storming out because she "needs a smoke"
SUCKS TO BE YOU, "BRO"... HAH! *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*';

'>>4845303';

'>>4845303
What possesses someone to type something like this?';

'No superheroes, no star wars
She makes the films she wants to make
films of substance and originality';

'>>4845407
i wish she'd make an experimental porno if you catch my drift';

'>>4845291
How I get a Suzie gf';

'>>4845291
Suzie is peak PAWG';

'>>4845305
Why so French?';

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'>>4845748
go to a trashy bar, she's probably pouring drinks.';

'watched In the Land of Women

I didn't like the movie at all but I thought she gave a great natural performance.

But I have to ask a question: are we cucks? In almost every movie we watch her play the love interest. Although to be a cuck I guess you need to be in a relationship first... I know relationships are a huge part of life but I wish for more movies without them.';

'>>4846111
>But I have to ask a question: are we cucks?
pretty much';

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'I can't look at her and not feel sad, she's so pretty and she knows it to the point where she ruins herself with shitty clothes and trash tattoos';

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'>>4846345
don't forget that yee yee ass haircut';

'>>4846577
someone diddle her hard for her to turn out this way.';

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'>>4847080
BOGGED
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'>>4847095
she bought?';

'>>4846939
This but the fags will never admit that.';

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'>>4846345
she looks gorgeous tho';

'>>4847095
it does look a little off, like she got buccal'd like Anya';

'watched Anesthesia as I watched all her main roles movies and this might be the worst movie I forced myself to watch. It's like a high budget Dhar Mann youtube video. Also she is barely in it.';

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'Do you think KStew is an illusion? Like how a psychic might use some psychologial and statistical tricks to make you believe that they know personal things about you there is something about her that just makes me feel a personal connection. It's only when I see her being mentioned elsewhere it sinks in that "oh she is a multi-millionaire actress known by millions of people". With everyone else I can see this wall that separates me and a famous person no matter how charming or "literally me" they appear but with her I walk into it.';

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'>>4848037
cutieeeeeee';

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'>>4849323
Allo, yoba, eto ti??

https://youtu.be/5ATJuisF1fA?si=mEtB9xsUTnZjcOFS';

'>>4849337
Кpинжyeшь?
https://youtu.be/AIMFf2DlwvE';

'>>4849347
Manic Pixie energy here.';

'>>4849347
> Кpинжyeшь?
Oт caмoгo ceбя.
> In The Halls And Chambers Of Stardust The Crystallic Heavens Open
Кaкoй жe КaEф

https://youtu.be/5SxFQzeII2U?si=GfNe2qfYKklkJCHy';

'>>4849355
https://youtu.be/puMzi0pwa9s
>Oт caмoгo ceбя.
Ha cкoлькo пo дecятибaлльнoй шкaлe?';

'>>4849365
1,488/10

https://youtu.be/MClPhuqL6nE?si=Tzv8Bo7dgoA8u9lk';

'>>4849380
https://youtu.be/udHleiRuNqg
A ты фyтбoлкy "я pyccкий" cними и cpaзy мeнee кpижoвo cтaнeт.';

'>>4849392
> фyтбoлкy "я pyccкий" cними
Пoзднo, пpинт yжe oтпeчaтaлcя нa гpyди [spoiler]и внyтpи нeё[/spoiler]

https://youtu.be/nUvKBB9pB3c?si=LiuuyYJgtst_UJGs';

'>>4847587
<3';

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'>>4849949
>simple jack';

'>>4849949
she lost allegedly lost her virginity to the guy shorter than her';

'>>4849986
he's just leaning more in the pic, he's 5ft 6';

'>>4849949
I thought she wouldn't act before she finished her movie';

'>>4850040
Sacramento was filmed in May 2023.
And Kristen has like 5 minutes of screentime there, since she was on the shoot only for a few days';

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'Do you guys ever attempt to write erotic stories or scenarios about Kristen?';

'I dreamt that I met her at a premiere and when she sees me she opens her arms and smiles at me like she knows me and is really happy to see me again and I was so happy but when we hug her voice is like a mechanical recording and it tells me to take the device out of her pocket and it's like a weird little box where you can put your fingertips in and it covers them with membranes to give you different fingerprints and when we stop hugging we're alone suddenly and all the happiness and warmth is gone and she's doing something on a computer like hacking some federal databank to place my fingerprints somewhere and she's really mean like she knows I'm her bitch and she can do anything to me and ask anything of me and I'll never say no and she's just using me to set up some CIA style hit where I get framed as the shooter and it felt really fuckign bad.';

'>>4851014
That's cool bro. Last night I dreamt I sucked her toes while I fucked her pussy. It was pretty gud dream. Like a 10/10 dream. Would dream again.';

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Me on the left';

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'>>4851751
niiiiiips';

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'There's a scene in camp xray where a prisoner throws his poo on her.';

'>>4852389
I got turned on when she kicked that guy in anger. I want to see dark Kristen.

Also you know you got issues when you watch a movie like this and all you think about is whether enduring it all would be worth it to get to talk to her every day through a small window.

Also that party makeout scene triggered me a bit.';

'>>4852396
Right there with you on all accounts.
I also kept thinking how insane that fictional character must be to want to soil something so beautiful and how retarded that marine was to try to bumrush her vag with 0.2 seconds of foreplay.';

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'I watched Spencer last night, it was nice
Knowing I will never have two sons with Kristen is not so nice';

'>>4853336
I found it one of the harder kstew movies to get into.';

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'>>4852987
She looks so soft...I want a thighjob from her';

'>>4853649
no you don't...';

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'>>4853886
Oh yes I do! But I want something tender, sweet and sexy';

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'I need.';

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>>4853980
gayest lesbian I've ever seen. can't believe anyone ever bought her very surface level, being straight ACT. its just so obvious.

>>4853999
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>>4854002
ah yes, here's the subtle and deeply GAY person who is absolutely not acting.';

'>>4854020
Imagine the strench.';

'>>4854135
I can't seem to imagine anything else.';

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'When will she stop dressing like a goober? I miss the old Kris10.';

'>>4854241
is goober slang for lesbian, than probably not';

'>>4854242
>goober (chiefly US, childish slang) A foolish, simple, or amusingly silly person.';

'>>4854241
I like her cozy effortless style.

The real problem is that thin greasy looking hair. I don't know what is going on with that. Does no one have the courage to tell her how bad it looks?';

'>>4854241
she was dressing like this her whole life, lmao. you'll never see her in heels and dresses outside movies and red carpets, that ain't changing';

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'I saw an ad with an actor and that made me think: how come she has never been in any ads during the height of her Twilight fame? There is the Porsche commercial she did early on, Florabotanica and the Chanel ambassadorship and that's it.';

'>>4854441
Why would she need them? She's not particularly fame or money hungry. Though she obviously has plenty of both anyway.';

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'>>4854250
100% agree
>>4854396
i don't want her to wear heels and dresses i just would like if she'd stop dressing like a homeless drug addict
she needs to go back to this: >>4854429';

'>>4854612
> stop dressing like a homeless drug addict
thankfully, she doesn't.
> she needs to go back to this
that's not even her casual look lol, she was dressed up for The yellow handkerchief promotional event on Sundance';

'Come discuss her latest kino with us on /tv/
>>>/tv/198587233';

'>>4854250
There is nothing wrong with product-styled hair. It's even kinda of a trend nowadays.';

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'>>4854904
>>4854905
I think I haven't seen these yet';

'>>4854906
Yeah same here, chanced upon them in a random folder unrelated to 2008 sundance and there's a couple I didnt have.';

'>>4854666
No thank you Satan. /tv/ is the pits.';

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'>>4854904
derpstew

was the lazy eye poster right after all?';

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'>>4854905
i've been looking at this photo for a while now
she is so close I almost feel like I can reach through the screen and touch her';

'>>4855394
The best kind of photo.';

'>>4855388
>>4855387
>>4855386
>>4855385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqb4R6Pyyv4';

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'There are so many interviews of hers I haven't seen yet and it bothers me that there is so much footage of her I haven't watched but all it took was watching a few minutes and I broke down crying because I wish I could talk to her.';

'>>4855573
Unavailable in naziland :(';

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'>>4855777
Dude you need to stfu at some point, it's getting annoying';

'>>4855939
I was drunk sorry it won't happen again.';

'>>4855946
ignore that shitter
never stop posting your weird posts
i love them
>>4855912
rip';

'>>4856090
is it that weird though?
she just seems so passionate and thoughtful
if i had the choice between a week of talking to her with no physical contact, not even a hug or a week of sex with no talking i would pick the talking';

'>>4856381
I dont think it's weird. Love>lust.';

'>>4856381
it's a little weird but it's not like you're hurting anyone
you do you, king';

'>>4856699
It's bringing down the vibes and a self-absorbed thing to do as I imagine everyone is feeling the same but keeping it to themselves. It leads nowhere as all you can reply with is "okay or I know that feel". Even if she is a successful person who will never read this thread I nevertheless find it unfair to flip something positive like her putting her beauty out there into a negative because it makes a loser like me feel lonely. That's on me. If god exists I wouldn't want to give him the idea that he should stop making beauty like this to save some losers fee fees. It's just her beauty is intense I just can't help but go fuuuuuuuck.';

'fresh thread >>4856813 >>4856813 >>4856813';