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public void Right-wing celebrities who love families oppose wokeness feminism LGBT globalism - Volume 2(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Right-wing celebrities who love families oppose wokeness feminism LGBT globalism - Volume 2';
int postNumber = 4853824;
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String date = '04/23/24(Tue)21:53:14';
String comment = '>red jannies had to archive prematurely to save face

Victory lap

Old thread:
>>4840035'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853825 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:54:05'  && image=='221110143906-01-alex-jones-0921.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853826 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:54:36'  && image=='tucker carlson.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853827 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:55:19'  && image=='oj-simpson-glove.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853828 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:56:17'  && image=='George Santos.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853829 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:57:00'  && image=='Ron DeSantis.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853831 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:03:45') {

'gay lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853833 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:11:17'  && image=='Vladimir_Putin.jpg') {

'>>4853831
You said it bro'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853834 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:13:07'  && image=='101529244.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4853839 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:24:53'  && image=='Melania Trump and the Last Crusade.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4854199 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:09'  && image=='Ted Cruz.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4854239 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:19:41'  && image=='1600006491195.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855442 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:18:07'  && image=='Jeffery Dahmer - The Milwaukee Cannibal.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855447 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:22:51'  && image=='Priti Patel 22.jpg') {

'She'd deport her own parents if she could.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855488 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:08:33'  && image=='kristi-noem-ohio.jpg') {

'Kristi Noem is one of Trump's potential VP's. In her memoir, she wrote about how she took her family's dog to a gravel pit and shot it because she couldn't put in the energy to raise it.

She also refused to sign a mandate for face masks during covid which contributed to a higher spread per capita of the disease in her state of North Dakota, where the response to it was ranked 44th out of 50. The states that were worse to respond are Alabama (8.79 per 100,000), Georgia (8.13), South Carolina (7.94), Florida (7.9), and Hawaii (7.2). You may notice they are all republican states except for Hawaii.


Governor Burgum on the other hand, went against his own party and appealed for residents to stop "shaming" others for wearing face masks in public, arguing that they were not a political issue, and that they may be doing so to help protect vulnerable family members. So I guess not all republicans are shortsighted and selfish.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855932 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:08:27'  && image=='donald-trump-jr.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4855934 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:18:02') {

'>>4853831
>>4853833
why is ad hominem all you have, jew?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856023 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:38:21'  && image=='main-qimg-8434c725761035c0f1a11a4967bd4926-lq3.jpg') {

'>>4855934
Pretty sure he's referring to all Republicans. Ad hominems are directed at a specific person. Only a certain type of person would be low enough to attack someone personally instead of focusing on the issue.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856026 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:47:52'  && image=='amyinjungle.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856261 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:39:21') {

'>>4856026
what will her uncle think of next?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856650 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:03:05'  && image=='jeffrey-epstein-and-donald-trump.jpg') {

'two republicans in one picture, bonus points';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856655 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:26:29') {

'Imagine thinking that the trump cult is conservative';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856656 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:01:21'  && image=='Cletus.png') {

'>>4856655
You don't have to imagine reality, brother'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856658 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:02:10'  && image=='Bubba.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856659 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:05:19'  && image=='Marjorie Taylor Greene.jpg') {

'>part of the "trump cult"
>clearly not and has never been conservative
>is definitely not trying to push motions to oust her own house speaker because she can't get her way instead half the entire planet's way'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856661 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:09:42'  && image=='tucker carlson 02.jpg') {

'>is definitely not part of the "trump cult"
>is definitely not conservative
>lied to an entire country with false claims and disinformation to try and make Trump look good
>openly admits it, says he even knew they were lies
>cost Fox a record $787 million
>fired by the same people who told him to lie'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856662 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:10:15'  && image=='Billy Bob.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856664 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:13:14'  && image=='rudy giuliani oops.jpg') {

'>is definitely not part of the "trump cult"
>definitely not conservative
>lied on Trump's behalf to push false Georgia election ballot fraud claims
>could not produce any evidence of said claims
>fined $148 million verdict for defamation lies
>filed for bankruptcy
>is currently weighing settlement options for sexual assault and wage theft to former employee Noelle Dunphy
>probably flipping burgers with Alex Jones right now for desperately needed extra cash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4856753 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:58:57') {

'>>4855934
>jew
You do know that American conservatives are some of the most pro-jewish "people" on the planet, right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857127 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:58:17'  && image=='Ted-Bundy-56b6a61c5f9b5829f833cf40.jpg') {

'>Regularly attended RNC
>Was a republican political staffer for Washington state'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857142 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:15:13') {

'>>4856659
>>4856661
>>4856664
None of these are conservative. They are anti-west agents.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857198 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:43:30') {

'David Brock is that you? Still asshurt over 2016?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857567 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:24:24') {

'>>4853824
How to pick good money to stick a microwave resonator on top of these guys heads while they're alive and bake their fucking brains out on live cam'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857630 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:46:33'  && image=='1554169035354.jpg') {

'>>4857142
>the democrats are planting spies who willingly shame themselves and destroy their own careers to tank our party, also birds aren't real

Here's another example of two republicans in one picture, more bonus points'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4857987 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:12:32'  && image=='putinlovesclinton.png') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858027 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:43:51'  && image=='1599660463361.jpg') {

'>>4857987
>Michael "Sham-inberger" retweeting his own story where he credits himself as his own source
>had to create a photoshopped image to make it seem like they're in the same room together for extra propaganda points
>the getty images watermark even goes behind Clinton, meaning her cutout was pasted over it
Putin didn't mind trump or Clinton for the Whitehouse. They're both weak enough that he knew he could walk all over either one. Now Biden, there's somebody that Putin definitely does not want in the position.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858224 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:25:49') {

'>>4857630
What's it like being an ameba who still believes the Trump-Russia hoax in 2024? Are you gonna hurry up and kill yourself or are we gonna have to do it for you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858539 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:25:10') {

'>>4858224
Amoeba** If you're going to sling around playground insults at least don't spell like you're still at the playground

No hoax, they like each other
Donald likes Putin because he is envious of dictators and the kind of power they have
Putin like Donald because Don is easily manipulated through his ego
Why is everything that doesn't fit a red's rhetoric immediately classified as one conspiracy or another?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858574 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:18:33') {

'>>4858539
So we are going to have to do it for you then. Gotcha.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858578 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:25:23'  && image=='1536268091073.jpg') {

'>>4858574
>reds immediately resorting to threats and violence every time they get bested
the cycle continues'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858638 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:53:19') {

'>>4855488
basedtard maskies are still out there pushing this bullshit? You know it was just the flu, right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858639 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:54:25') {

'>>4858539
so, you're on what? Your 6th booster?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858657 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:43:19') {

'>>4858639
It's funny because nobody is peddling boosters anymore but if you acknowledged it that would mean your conspiracy falling apart, Cletus'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858689 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:33:16') {

'>>4858657
>nobody is peddling boosters anymore
Why lie though?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858790 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:10:09'  && image=='np_file_174889.jpg') {

'>>4858639
Your playground insults are weak.
>>4858689
So is your gaslighting.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858796 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:16:35'  && image=='Santos McPoutyface.jpg') {

'>>4858638
Influenza (flu) and COVID-19 are both contagious respiratory illnesses, but they are caused by different viruses. COVID-19 is caused by infection with a coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2) first identified in 2019. Flu is caused by infection with an influenza virus.
-Centers for Disease Controls and Prevention (CDC for short)

But thanks for playing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858798 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:19:21'  && image=='Giuliani-ap-er-180801_hpMain_2.jpg') {

'>>4858689
Also, he told you why you lie. Because if you admit to facts it would tear your conspiracy from the foundation up. Not surprised you need to have things repeated to you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858829 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:40:40') {

'>>4858578
your days are numbered, frend.
>>4858657
>It's funny because nobody is peddling boosters anymore
>anymore
the cope'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858836 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:44:06'  && image=='Filthy Rich trailer.png') {

'>>4858829
>>reds immediately resorting to threats and violence every time they get bested
It's like every republican is just trying to be that high school jock they got bullied by, fragile ego and all'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858839 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:46:53') {

'>>4858836
somewhere out there is a .223 with your name on it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858841 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:54:20'  && image=='1533146831014.jpg') {

'>>4858839
>reds immediately resorting to threats and violence every time they get bested
Well this one sounds like a Clint Eastwood wannabe fetish or something'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858842 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:02:56') {

'>>4858841
sure do talk a lot for a dead man'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858843 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:05:42'  && image=='usa-election_trump4.jpg') {

'>>4858842
generic internet tough guy quotes are boring anon, umad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858848 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:21:47') {

'>>4858843
you won't be laughing when a squadron of chuds are stacking your bloated corpse in a ditch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858852 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:27:00'  && image=='1599902461147.jpg') {

'>>4858848
I'm so scared
of the tough guy
on the internet
who is mad
and making empty threats'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858875 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:23:51') {

'>>4858852
I'm probably not the chud whose carrying your bullet. But I take solace in knowing that either way the job will get done.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858905 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:36:04'  && image=='Donald-Trump-Ivanka-Awkward-Cringe-lead.jpg') {

'>>4858875
>Who's**
>republicans not funding their state education systems to the point of not even knowing English

I love that they're calling themselves chuds, short for cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. I agree with the repubs on their own opinion of themselves for once. Olive branch extended.

>>4858839
Your tip is only a .223? I doubt she'll even notice it, even if someone else has to carry it for you. I feel sorry for you bro.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858931 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:36:01') {

'>>4858905
You're lucky you're anonymous. You wouldn't have the balls to dox yourself because you don't want to die.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858952 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:39:29'  && image=='1557698695784.jpg') {

'>>4858931
>I could easily ip your ass, swat you and ddos this server because I'm an elite hacker who totally knows how to do that, but haven't at all because I want you to know how scared you should be'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4858975 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:57:12') {

'>>4858952
thanks for proving my point, pussy. guess your cowardice means you get to live to shitpost another day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859064 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:40:01') {

'What are you--12? Bet you play COD in your parent's basement.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859066 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:43:29') {

'>>4858790
>gaslighting means saying things I don't want to hear.
>>4858798
Repeating lies doesn't make them true.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859068 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:46:52'  && image=='Patron Saint Nicholas Joseph Fuentes, the First of His Name, Imminent God-Führer of the United States.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859162 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)04:45:21') {

'>>4857142
This is true for literally all GOP higher-ups these days.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4859251 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)11:09:49'  && image=='mtg.jpg') {

'>>4858975
Your point is... To be an internet tough guy and use playground insults to try and intimidate instead of having an actual argument? You reds continue to be a gleaming example of maturity and decorum...
>>4859066
Gaslighting means downplaying something somebody said to try and discredit it, but nice try with the double-down gaslight

Yes, repeating lies doesn't make them true. Look at ol' Trumpy for the best examples of that.
>>4859162
>Everyone we elected is a spy as soon as they do something that's against my own agenda! Yet we still continue to elect them!
(Repeating lies doesn't make them true.)'
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}

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