import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/ic/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 7143507;
String image = '1713880210136800.png';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)09:50:10';
String comment = 'draw this in your style';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143582 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:14:30') {

'more like how to get a commission for free';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143587 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:18:19') {

'>>7143582
other anon made it work tho'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143590 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:19:09'  && image=='231651321321321.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143592 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:20:24') {

'redpill me on Zynga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143595 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:24:42') {

'>>7143592
it's an on online mobile poker game and this is one of the avatars you can choose to roleplay playing as a highroller to pass the time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143596 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:26:07') {

'>>7143590
>the nose knows'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143598 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:27:42') {

'>>7143595
>to pass the time
why would you do that? we only have a limited amount of time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143617 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:44:37') {

'>>7143598
it seems that I'm on the cycle where I'm enjoying playing games again rather than force myself to finish bert dodson's book'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143649 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:10:14') {

'>>7143507
He reminds me of Peg Leg Pete!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144140 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:07:53'  && image=='Hot Pirate.jpg') {

'>>7143507
I gave it a try, and it kinda went out of hand. I ended up with a whole animation somehow, check it here >>>/f/3506970'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144145 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:22:42') {

'>>7144140
checked it out and nice work anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144174 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:53:00') {

'>>7144140
What if her name was Black Beaver?'
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}

if(Pirate Tales && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144179 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:00:44') {

'>>7144174
I tried to think of a name for her, but I'm not a cultured man, lol
Do you have a cool tale for Black Beaver? At least we know how she ends now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144199 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:21:29') {

'>>7144140
nice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:49:07') {

'>>7144140
My god I can't stand coomers. Are they afraid to turn gay if they do one drawing without enormous titties ? Do they even like art ? The topic of the dtiys is a fucking bearded pirate captain. If you CHANGE the character it's not a dtiys anymore you retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144557 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:02:58') {

'>>7144550
melvin seething'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144567 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:27:05') {

'>>7144550
it isn't pride month yet calm your faggotry'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144637 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:36:57') {

'>>7144550
draw the pirate or gtfo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144751 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:06:05'  && image=='hot pirate tease.jpg') {

'>>7144550
You know I actually did her tits smaller at the beginning, I wasn't paying attention. Right before posting the flash animation, I said, wait... this is supposed to be a coom flash, why am I not taking full advantage of the tools at hand to make her tits as big as possible? So I resized all the assets and made her tits bigger =)
Coom is more than an art form, is an spiritual and magic ancient device. Do you ever wonder why simple cartoon art porn still exists and thrives while porn film and complex cgi animation already reached peak quality?
It's about the power of symbols and icons. The simplicity of them works like a whistle dog for humans. It's not about me "fearing turning gay" as you perhaps "project". I don't even think about "options", "diversity" or "why", I'm just thinking about TITS AND HOT WOMEN, as simple as that, it's not rocket science. I'm just being driven by pure primordial instincts when doing this shit, like running at full speed on a track field. I happen to be a simple heterosexual coom brain, and this is what we like. I'm not a criminal for that. No one else posted a "pirate", but a coom brain went out of his daily routine to do a full animation about a big titted hot pirate driven only by the unstoppable power of coom. Driven by pure love. Stop hating anon, love what you like and enjoy it to the max.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145173 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:33:15') {

'>>7144751
based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145265 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:13:03') {

'>>7144751
OP here, I like how you think. saved'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145545 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:28:47'  && image=='image.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145550 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:38:30') {

'>>7144751
>>7144140
I don't care about coomers but your style is horrible.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145743 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:55:36'  && image=='yohoyoho 🗿.png') {

'>>7143507
https://youtu.be/4RfA0R0nkSY?si=lKcmeMT0dlXX8n4u&t=102'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145747 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:59:28') {

'>>7145743
cute moai'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145754 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:05:29') {

'>>7145550
Definitively not 'horrible', you just don't like coom on this board, or in certain threads like this one.
>>7145743
cool brush work. That shoulder needs a parrot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145855 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:29:12') {

'>>7144751
Yes that was I was saying. You don't like art. Drawing is just a way for you to get sexual pleasure since masturbation doesnt do anything anymore for your brain. Thanks for the confirmation'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145944 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:36:59') {

'>>7145855
>masturbation doesnt do anything anymore for your brain...
uhhhhh... fortunately? lol. Thank god I'm not a teenager anymore mindlessly fapping 6 times a day and chasing girls in hope of "something" whatever that could be. I can turn sexual desire into something creative and productive not just for me but to be shared as well. I think that's amazing much better than fapping staring at the void. Don't you think?
I find quite amusing your denial about the sexual nature of life itself on this planet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7146304 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:56:16'  && image=='yarrrr.png') {

'holy shit guys just draw him stfu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7147321 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:36:43') {

'>>7145944
Coomers in their 30s have such a gay writing style. Completely devoid of testosterone.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7149030 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:35:44') {

'i'll post something soon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7149075 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:14:24') {

'>>7145944
>All that nonsense about primordial instincts
>and then he writes this; "fapping 6 times a day and chasing girls in hope of "something" whatever that could be"
>admits to being a bitter coomer virgin that can't talk to girls.

Maybe that coomer mindset you've Stockholm'd yourself into admiring is doing more harm to you than you're willing to admit. There's more to intimate happiness than sex, it's the garnish to the meal of human pair-bond happiness. And if you whittle all of life down to immediate dopamine and oxytocin releases, you're going to hollow yourself out.
Also, girls can detect, and know to avoid coomers, just as they're wired to avoid any other type of creep that might threaten them or their future offspring, you'd know that if you ever got close enough to speak to one, so it's funny being lectured about the nature of nature, by someone that's being actively selected-out by nature in real time.
Also coomers tend to become trannies when the conventional dopamine starts to wear off. Not all coomers are trannies, but all trannies are coomers, at some point they convince themselves that it's the big-brain move to just become the "perfect sexy girlfriend" instead of chasing her.
>tldr; cope, sneed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7149424 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:06:06') {

'>>7149075
WOW! lmao, anon. I hate to say this, but I believe you keep projecting things, quite "weird things", I must say...
You over analyze too much. If I can give any advice about girls, just a smile can do miracles anon. Maybe I'm spoiled, I'm not Brad fucking Pitt, but, I never had to pull a fucking stand up routine out of my ass to get attention.
Don't think about what girls need, but what YOU need. Believe me you'll end up always in the same spot, starting again by yourself, you are your only true friend. Take care of you, no one else.
Stay healthy and your "T levels" will never run out, and you won't have to become a tranny LMAO. That shit was funny ngl anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7149473 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:47:58') {

'>>7144140
>>7145743
>>7146304
nice


>33 replies 3 actual drawings

for shame'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7152017 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:11:08'  && image=='Prate.jpg') {

'>>7149473
Bump'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7154528 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:58:26'  && image=='ayeCAPn.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7155205 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:12:56') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7155280 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)00:28:23'  && image=='1691627063089559.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156073 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:22:18'  && image=='pirate02R.png') {

'>>7143507
He's fallen on hard times
Might have strayed too far from the original but I had fun'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156480 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:23:46') {

'>>7156073
That's really good anon, nice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156512 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)08:10:50'  && image=='Itsover.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156516 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)08:19:50') {

'>>7156073
Best one yet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156529 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)08:37:35') {

'>>7144140
Bruh.
>>7144751
Stapphhhhhh

>>7145545
This is nice.

>>7145743
Not bad, the mouth can be better.

>>7146304
Could be more edgy

>>7152017
Stopppppppppp ittttt

>>7154528
Very sketch, have you tried etching with a knife in real life?

>>7155280
Cute, could be better.

>>7156073
Hobo energy, I like it.

>>7156512
Don't do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156622 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:53:21') {

'>>7156529
>Stapphhhhhh
>Stopppppppppp ittttt
HEEEY!!! I did that to keep the thread going. Otherwise it would be dead already... -shake muh head-...
I'll draw another quick big titted pirate when the thread gets to the bottom of the sea. She will have a wooden leg, I like that idea.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156662 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)11:38:18') {

'>>7156622
Kek I'm tempted to join you but I need to sleep and I got commissions to do. Keep the thread alive I'll join soon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7156926 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)15:04:10'  && image=='IMG_20240505_160001.jpg') {

'I'm lazy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7157011 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:31:05') {

'>>7144751
so based
do you have any socials?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7157550 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)23:07:40') {

'>>7157011
Thanks buddy, whenever I finish something I post it on /f/, that's the only place still interested on flash animation (wich is a dead format/platform). They take care of the rest, it gets uploaded to swfchan by someone there.
You can check the latest one here >>>/f/3507403'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7157687 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)02:31:30'  && image=='1706838966415249.png') {

'>>7143507
>>7155280
https://files.catbox.moe/x6im87.png'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7157692 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)02:48:55'  && image=='1707054783627237.gif') {

'>>7157687
such power'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159738 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:29:54'  && image=='pirateQT01R.png') {

'>>7156480
>>7156516
>>7156529
Thanks anons

>>7143507
One more for the road. I wanted to make him cute but couldn't figure it out, so I settled for just giving him cute accessories'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159943 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:07:40') {

'>>7157687
CHILD TUMMY EROTIC UOOOOOH PUFFY AREOLA TOT'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159948 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:19:24') {

'>>7159943
Nigga, you need to find god'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159971 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:58:28') {

'>>7159943
People like you get seriously hurt. The world does not exist in your computer, there are consequences for saying things like this. Pray you never see the inside of a prison cell.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159976 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:02:16') {

'>>7159971
NTA but shut up.
>>7159948
You too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159982 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:20:30') {

'>>7159976
nah, pedos get the rope. Fuck you faggot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7159988 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:29:58') {

'>>7159982
you say this but you don't even own rope.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7160101 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:15:21') {

'>>7159988
we’ll make it out of your own clothes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7160103 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:23:35') {

'>>7144140
>>7144751
>>7152017
Coom aside, there are random highlights everywhere except for where the light is shining. They don't look shiny, it just looks like they have severe hypopigmentation. You should really work om light and shadows if you want to make this style work. Do studies of shiny reflective objects and oiled up chicks.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7160609 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:29:01') {

'>>7159976
My brother in christ, I respect your freedom to express degeneracy, please respect my freedom to tell you to FIND GOD NIGGA'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7160655 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:08:24') {

'>>7160103
Interesting observation. You're right. The problem is though, that I'm aware of that, and I still do it for a bunch of reasons. And some of those reasons are random many times.
First of all I work on the smallest resolution possible always bellow 1000px, preferably in the 500px range. That limits a lot the quality of detail that I can add. Sometimes adding light and reflections is a luxury. So I just ad a single dot or line of light to insinuate that all of the skin should be "shiny", wet, oily or a drop of sweat or whatever. Or, hypopigmentation as you said lol. The interpretation of those dots or lines are random sometimes. And I use just two layers of "lighting" at 30% and 70% being white and black(shadow if necessary) That limits the result even more.
And lastly, as you can see, many of the elements are mirrored, so I re-use hands, tits, nips, ass-cheeks, and when mirrored the light-shining sources gets mirrored as well, throwing lightning logic and coherence out of the window.
So basically, I just adjust -everything- to resource optimization, I don't care. I just want to get it done. As may it comes, it doesn't matter, it must be done.

I'm replying all this to make clear that your observations is right and correct. And the fact that I'm aware, and obviously I could do this shit in a different cool and nice style with all the bells and whistles, that doesn't make these fast and crude pics "fine". "oh I could do this pictures perfect, if I want to". No that doesn't give me a "pass", these pics are crude, half-assed and basic. I'm aware of that and you're correct. I do it for fun, otherwise I wouldn't be able to post anything. Better this than nothing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7160893 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:26:03') {

'>>7160101
nta but please kys'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161131 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:39:37') {

'>>7157687
Heh so this is the power o loli poster.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161209 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:00:18') {

'>>7160893
i am smiling'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161279 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:09:24') {

'The one time I participate, the thread is garbage. Contribute bitches.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161284 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:16:23') {

'>>7161279

hmmm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161295 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:33:08') {

'>>7161279
I'll post something spicy tomorrow. Gotta shleep'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161569 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:06:58'  && image=='Ar.png') {

'No colors, for now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161591 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:28:29') {

'>>7161569
Those hands, man I'm jelly
Nice vibe, like he just found out his first mate hid a casket of rum and everyone has been dry for at least a week.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161605 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:38:48') {

'>>7161569
Best one yet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7161911 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:39:23'  && image=='Ar.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7164804 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)15:40:09'  && image=='Stranded Pirate.jpg') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7167351 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)20:12:55'  && image=='harr.jpg') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7167460 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)23:35:23'  && image=='duck-its-over.gif') {

'>>7167351
Anon! I cant find the Flash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7167470 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)23:43:58') {

'>>7167460
Check it on swfchan. Someone on /f/ uploads everything to that site. Search for it as "Pirate Tales". It has to be there. If not. I may have to post it again. But I'm sure is on swfchan already. I hope you like it. lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7169750 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)05:33:23') {

'bump';

}

}
}