import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/int/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void /cum/ - canada usa mexico(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/cum/ - canada usa mexico';
int postNumber = 196443971;
String image = '1713988781494312.png';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)15:59:41';
String comment = '"pastoral" edition

>>196422543
previous'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444007 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:00:16') {

'apu!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444038 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:01:03') {

'this is the thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444040 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:01:05') {

'This is the official new!
Stick to the rules or feel the Janny’s wrath'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444044 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:01:15'  && image=='1484806118444.jpg') {

'>>196443971
nice OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444050 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:01:22') {

'Banning TikTok would be a net good, but I disagree with it on principle
People should be taught better values, rather than just having their toy taken away
But I know "sticking it to China" is the real goal here, not protecting Americans'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444090 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:01') {

'Doing squats with weights';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444096 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:07') {

'it's over, it's been over, it will continue to be over';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444103 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:15'  && image=='1688823286157742.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444116 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:43') {

'>>196444090
i want to start doing squats for my butt
>>196444103
bebe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444179 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:03:57') {

'>>196444116
Women and vanity, name a more iconic duo
>Muh butt
Women present themselves as a collection of holes and then wonder why they're objectified'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444215 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:04:38') {

'I have a tremor :/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444219 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:04:46') {

'>>196444179
is it wrong to not want to have a flabby butt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444240 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:05:06'  && image=='1691469509512371.png') {

'seeing a lot more Pepes and wojaks on /vr/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444284 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:05:53') {

'>>196444215
where'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444290 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:05:59') {

'>>196444050
>"sticking it to China" is the real goal here
I think it's more about shielding Israel from Zoomer criticism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444341 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:07:07'  && image=='1650966757198.gif') {

'Just threw my clothes in the wash
Queued for a game of CS
Mom is making dinner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444355 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:07:19') {

'>>196444284
My hands shake'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444388 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:08:09') {

'facial hair is getting long enough that my mustache hairs can enter my mouth
not a fan, might be time to shave I think'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444390 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:08:09') {

'>>196444341
playing counter strike and yelling slurs at strangers has got to take a toll on your health that milk alone can't fix'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444408 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:08:31') {

'>eating dinner at 1 PM';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444424 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:08:51') {

'2 of my friends are having a stupid, borderline schizo argument and accusing each other of lying and stalking and they each want me to take their side and I honestly have no idea what to say at this point
I tell them to just leave each other alone but then they goad and point the finger at each other'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444436 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:09:10') {

'>>196444355
do you have any medicine prescribed for it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444452 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:09:24'  && image=='dubs.gif') {

'big get
>>196444444'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444473 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:09:47'  && image=='1703306292774346.png') {

'So generation after generation of men in love with pain and passivity serve out their time in the Zone, silent, redolent of faded sperm, terrified of dying, desperately addicted to the comforts others sell them, however useless, ugly or shallow, willing to have life defined for them by men whose only talent is for death.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444479 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:10:00') {

'>>196444424
I want to say "this is really fucking weird and you both should just stop" but they only see each other as weird/irrational and calling them both out would drive them both crazy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444511 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:10:40'  && image=='1522809986067[1].png') {

'>>196444290
MENAoids are bad thougheverbeit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444518 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:10:49') {

'>>196444479
just try your best to stay out of it the literal worst thing you can do is take a side, i would stay firm with "you're both stupid" even if it irritates them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444540 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:11:16') {

'>>196444473
ayo get a load of this nigga
only at miller grove'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444547 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:11:23') {

'I miss Jason';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444577 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:11:59') {

'he posted 4 minutes ago, retard';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444591 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:12:16') {

'This dude said sperm';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444630 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:12:59') {

'>>196444518
They bring it to me
I haven't taken a side and basically say "it's up to you to leave the other person alone" but it's like they're obsessed with proving to me that it's the other persons fault'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444721 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:15:01') {

'>>196444630
they're looking for validation from an outsider (you) don't give it to them just tell them to leave it alone for the sake of keeping the peace'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444746 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:15:34') {

'>>196444050
China bans US social media all the time, let em get a taste of their own medicine'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444758 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:15:49') {

'>>196444116
I just have been doing weights and other exercises for like seven or eight months for the sake of fitness'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444822 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:17:25') {

'>>196444511
>MENAoids are bad thougheverbeit
i don't know anyone with an ounce of lived experience who would argue otherwise, even self-aware MENAoids admit this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444825 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:17:30') {

'>>196444050
banning it trying to make china look like bad guys for doing the exact same shit

sometimes I think our country really was a mistake and just got lucky that so many resources were owned by spear chuckers ho didn't understand economics'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444828 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:17:33') {

'>>196444758
yeah that would probably fix a lot of my problems like mentally if i got outside and started working out im pale as a ghost my doctor even gave me vitamin d pills lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444877 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:18:39') {

'This court's gonna overturn gay marriage and everyone will be like "calm down, it's just being sent back to the states, it's not like they're gonna let states recriminalize sodomy," and then the court will let the states recriminalize sodomy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196444959 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:20:26') {

'>>196444877
why are republicans so obsessed with gay people i don't understand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445041 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:22:24'  && image=='1709567387964.png') {

'>>196444877
>mfw the sentence kept getting better and better
sounds great'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445063 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:22:59') {

'Brian has AIDS';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445064 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:23:03') {

'>>196444828
>vitamin d pills
>Didn't just tell you to go outside
Pharmaceutical money trail'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445094 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:23:35') {

'I am not cool';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445105 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:02'  && image=='1695214743904098.png') {

'downloading pornos for archival purposes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445131 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:40'  && image=='1636225451569.jpg') {

'unhappy me i have neither hera nor athena nor apollo nor in a word brother or son or grandson or kinsman';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445139 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:52') {

'Broken a lot of girl's hearts...
Made lots of mistakes...
Landed on many blocklists.....

>>196445105
basssed
download coomers are a dying breed
mind sharing what exactly?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445143 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:24:55') {

'>>196444877
>>196444959
it'll only take about 20 more years until boomers start dying off at a decent rate. (the oldest will be in their late 90's and the youngest will be 80, USA average life span is 76)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445154 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:25:14') {

'>>196444219
You should seek good health
Not having a flabby ass is only a byproduct of good health
Putting vanity ahead of health is putting the cart before the horse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445192 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:26:10') {

'>>196445064
t. alex jones'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445224 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:26:54') {

'>>196445064
This. They told me to take Vitamin D too and the person who was sitting behind me at dinner who spoke too loudly said the same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445231 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:13') {

'>>196445139
Your mom blacked compilation.avi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445246 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:37') {

'Some places don't get a lot of sun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445259 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:27:47') {

'>>196445154
you're right i've been trying to clean up my diet and go out more but it's been baby steps i was sick yesterday and the day before my throat was killing me so i wasn't able to do anything. i have been cooking more at home and ordering doordash less though
>>196445064
i am trying to go outside more alongside the pills'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445287 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:28:31') {

'>>196444959
50% repressing how gay they are, 50% all of rightwing politics is simply seeking to control people, but just the right people should have authority over the wrong ones

LGBT can't be allowed because straight people are supposed to have more sway than gays are, and it's wrong to set up a world where straight people have to watch what they say about gays less they get ostracized by the community

That's all of rightwing ideology, the good people should be in charge and receive more respect and be allowed more freedom while the bad ones should either shut up and obey or disappear. The old should have authority over the young, the wealthy over the poor, the boss over the employee, men over women, whites over non-whites, rural over urban, propertied over unpropertied, Jesus-freaks over fedoras/others, etc.

The correct people should be put in charge, and they should be respected and unhindered. The incorrect people should shut the fuck up and obey them, if the correct people even want/need them around. That's it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445297 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:28:48') {

'>>196445139
https://bunkr.red/a/6Gbii4Fj

coomer su has her fansly stuff but not OF, which is older.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445318 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:29:10') {

'>>196444828
I used to need those, especially during COVID before I made a habit of exercising and going outside.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445349 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:05'  && image=='1709320315904679.gif') {

'>homos seething itt
again I'm not seeing any downsides from the US Supreme court decisions recently'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445361 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:19') {

'>>196445297
aight...
bigger folder if u haven't seen it yet

https://bunkr.si/a/W13dmZ5X'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445380 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:51') {

'>>196445349
what if you were gay anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445386 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:30:58') {

'>>196445246
I live in Virgin(ia)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445404 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:31:21') {

'>>196445380
I'm not gay I'm a man trapped in a woman's body'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445431 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:31:58') {

'>>196445380
that's just not a choice i would ever make'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445437 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:32:06') {

'>>196445297
>>196445361
>nice puffy pink nips
>pierced
should not be legal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445455 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:32:35') {

'>>196445361
I have some from there as well. Rest are from camwhores.tv'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445469 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:33:09') {

'>>196444825
Our founders were incredibly intelligent and predicted many of the current flaws of the country
They chose to error on the side of liberty and let the future generation decide things for themselves. If anything, while intelligent and noble, it opened the door for an excess of prosperity and.... Decadence'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445470 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:33:10') {

'>>196445380
I would simply not get molested as a child or youth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445483 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:33:27') {

'I like white and brown women, Asian women don't do it for me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445519 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:19') {

'>>196445437
Her dripping wet pussy is what does it. Plus the quality of her videos means I can carefully inspect that the grool is not fake. Lot of mainstream porn whores use fake cream which annoys me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445533 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:37') {

'>>196444877
Overall public opinion doesn't support sodomy laws. Support might be >50% among middle aged or older white evangelicals in some states though, so unless state sodomy laws were overturned in state court they might be able to reinstate them with a bit of gerrymandering or voter suppression.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445543 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:34:57') {

'>>196444959
Gays prioritize their appetite over any other good or evil metric
Many of them were molested as children and justify it as a helpful and informative experience, despite that they are clearly mentally ill and insufferable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445549 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:35:11') {

'it's nothing to my purpose what sort of women i prefer cause there isn't one of them prefers me. i like a girl with gray skin and long eye stalks and a hard chitin exoskeleton';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:35:12'  && image=='1709835313392532.jpg') {

'>>196445483
>brown women
which kind of brown?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445575 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:35:42') {

'>>196445549
lmfao what'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445635 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:06') {

'If you don't believe demons exist, just mention in any internet circle that you're choosing to give up porn/fapping and watch satans servants start screeching';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445651 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:33') {

'I choose to give up porn';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445654 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:34') {

'>>196445575
i've been experimenting with stream of consciousness/cum/posting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445669 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:57'  && image=='Miria_computer.jpg') {

'Just called all my teammates in CS poor, short, incels, and mutts and they were FUMING lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445672 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:38:07') {

'>>196445543
>Gays prioritize their appetite
Men*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445713 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:39:11') {

'>>196445550
Latina and middle eastern'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445730 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:39:34') {

'>>196445654
well i liked it keep doing that it was funny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445733 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:39:39') {

'You know I wouldn't have an issue with fags if it weren't for the fact that the entirety of gay and lgbt and queer culture is solely focused on being perverted sex freaks.
>here is a public dildo fucking drag show pole dance queer party for all ages and it's so important and fights stigma
no nigga, we don't give a shit that you fuck ass
just do it in your bedroom
i'm not going around sucking toes on the market square
you know what i mean...right?.....i'm not homophobic....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445754 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:40:14'  && image=='_99720dd7-f736-4f68-b3ea-79d134da2da9.jpg') {

'>>196445549
>i like a girl with gray skin and long eye stalks and a hard chitin exoskeleton
your gf sir'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445807 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:41:46'  && image=='Myne pout.png') {

'>momberg: "I'm gonna empty the washer in a minute"
>start my wash cycle
>my wash cycle ends and her load is still in the dryer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445813 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:41:56') {

'>>196445733
Because western religion isn't compatible with it, so they make sexuality their religion
They praise it, worship it, celebrate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445827 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:42:15') {

'>>196445349
Other than they're not elected and are allowed to serve for life, and two of them have been caught openly taking bribes.

At the very least, judges should have 8 year terms, and preferably they should be elected. If we wanna continue this charade where we pretend appointed judges ensure the integrity of the court (Thomas and Alito has proven it doesn't,) then a judge should be allowed 8 years on the court. They're allowed an unlimited number of 8 year terms since only idiots fall for term limits, but they need to be renominated and reapproved by the sitting president/senate at the time their term expires; the president may simply choose to replace them (which they'll almost certainly do irl, since they don't want their party to lose the seat when some old fart drops dead while the opposition controls the presidency and the senate.)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445840 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:42:25') {

'>>196445754
hummina hummina hummina'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445860 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:42:53'  && image=='1618548692501.jpg') {

'>>196445713
>Latina and middle eastern
so let's see the folder then, post something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445887 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:43:44') {

'>>196445672
Well, *humanity sure
But LGBT, on the west, seemed like the exact line where we had to choose if we wanted to continue existing under vaguely Christian laws, or become "progressive"
Society chose LGBT and it went downhill ever since. I remember them saying "we only want marriage" and now they have kids cutting their tits and dicks off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196445917 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:44:20') {

'I need a Mexican girl to taste the "dulce" of my "leche"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446001 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:46:26') {

'Set up the diffuser in my bedroom. It should smell good now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446006 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:46:33') {

'>>196445887
>now they have kids cutting their tits and dicks off
You have to be like 16 to get a mastectomy for ftm transition and 18 for SRS. Most troons don't get SRS anyways because it's expensive and can be painful or disfiguring if it goes wrong.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446095 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:48:45'  && image=='1704851334712062.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446121 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:49:15') {

'>>196446006
The idea you typed this, thinking that it normalizes or justifies it in anyway whatsoever, scares me
>You have to be like 16 to get a mastectomy
Ohhhhh PHEW thank God you need to reach a mature age before you mutilate yourself for the sake of indulging a delusion'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446123 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:49:17') {

'Michael Moore is 70
Came as a surprise to me idk
Always thought he's like mid 40s or something (to me he hasn't aged since Bowling for Columbine because that is the last active memory I have of this person)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446210 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:51:25') {

'>>196446175
Go away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446217 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:51:36'  && image=='IMG_1846.jpg') {

''magine the odds';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446222 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:51:42') {

'>>196445807
i hate forgetting about something in the washer for a few hours and having to wash it again cause it’s gone skunky from being wet too long
>>196446001
glad you’re taking steps to make your room less stinky anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446320 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:54'  && image=='Screenshot_20240424_152411_Gallery.jpg') {

'Nettle stalk and root i put in water
Mannitose: did not do much. The nettle got infected with the fungi here too, but you can see it better on this one because it hasn't been wet so didn't go moldy
The spores or something on this one therefore look like little sugar granules and are less like slimy biofilm
>>196446210
Kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446354 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:54:49') {

'Don't reply to or acknowledge mousenonce';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446386 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:55:34'  && image=='Screenshot_20240424_152420_Gallery.jpg') {

'This is just water in pretty sure
The sugar alcohol must've turned the water yellow. Or its contaminants did
>>196446354
Kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446442 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:56:45') {

'standing in the sun right now cause im paranoid about vitamin d . sunning my whole body';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446466 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:57:26') {

'>>196446121
I don't think we should be sending immature, insecure teenagers to surgeons because they're uncomfortable with their bodies or depressed either. It's just a myth that there are large numbers of kids getting cut up on a whim.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446509 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:58:27') {

'Time for crunches';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446554 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:30') {

'Food time :)
Two cans of beans
>>196446442
Cool c:
>>196446509
Stomach crunches?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446608 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:00:49'  && image=='Screenshot_20240422_153051_Samsung Internet.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446614 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:00:54') {

'>>196446095
>Slav
Uhh you aren't very committed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446655 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:01:55') {

'>>196446442
you have to sun your taint region according to the wisest social media doctors'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446672 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:02:21'  && image=='fdd8f8ca149c34e362471a53eaea200f.jpg') {

'She's gonna make such a delicious milf when she's 40';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446680 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:02:40'  && image=='1712196134371231.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446695 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:02:52'  && image=='1704616846982593.jpg') {

'Removed a 5gig archive folder. Now I can save more pornos.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446713 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:03:17') {

'>>196446655
oh dear'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446731 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:03:50') {

'>>196446672
that's only like 3 years from now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446755 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:04:22') {

'>>196446672
she's going to look the same as now but slightly more bogged, she's already closer to 40 than 20'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446781 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:04:56') {

'The liver king lies face downwards ass towards the sun and sun tans his balls to increase testosterone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446801 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:05:13') {

'>>196446672
You have to have kids to be a milf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446802 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:05:13'  && image=='699b72f7e9dac126dcf8254724165e06025eb04b57285c08c93752c34847a305.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:05:49') {

'>>196446466
>don't think we should be sending immature, insecure teenagers to surgeons because they're uncomfortable with their bodies or depressed either.
We shouldn't be indulging the tranny delusions AT ALL
Most gender disphoria people are just confused yeah, but even the genuine cases should not transition. It is evil shit that transforms their lives into even more of a hellscape'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446855 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:06:15') {

'>>196446781
I wish I could do this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446872 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:06:30') {

'>>196446781
Didn't he also almost kill himself with steroids and is red and puffy (COPD!?! ?!!?)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446875 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:06:34') {

'>>196446781
is that real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446926 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:08:01') {

'>>196446875
I have no idea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196446971 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:09:04') {

'>>196446875
no you brown retard he pins rocket fuel i swear to god you people will believe anything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447024 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:04') {

'Liver King meme was in one of doctor mikes videos >.<';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447030 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:13') {

'>>196446971
what is pinning rocket fuel sorry i know im stupid im just sitting in the sun reading these posts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447070 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:11:10') {

'>>196447024
No one asked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447126 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:12:41') {

'He's pm cute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447164 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:13:41') {

'gonna poo real quick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447199 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:23') {

'>>196447030
don't worry about it lil bro lie there prostrate ass naked in the dirt like a babe in the woods see how jacked you get'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447216 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:46') {

'>>196447164
good luck let us know how it goes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447259 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:15:47') {

'>>196447199
okay :>'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447306 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:17:05'  && image=='1483417322564.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447354 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:18:20'  && image=='21ecbdd7f10a58daf9ecc7404e933cf6-imagejpeg.jpg') {

'Tummy is full, but now I have the dryer running and can't just go to sleep......';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447405 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:19:54') {

'>On 7 March, a court in Quebec issued a temporary ban on pro-Palestinian protests within 50 metres of a synagogue and four other Jewish community buildings in Montreal.
bested province!!!!!!!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447406 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:19:55') {

'I blame all of my unsolvable problems on satanic and solve all my solvable problems by praying and hoping. This is the secret to becoming a millionaire in 5 years and not having a fucked up family or family life';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447411 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:20:05') {

'>>196447354
why do you go to sleep at 4pm and wake up at like 6am'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447450 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:21:01'  && image=='https___substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com_public_images_486306de-157f-4723-85a1-0322fb2f8c07_1200x899[1].jpg') {

'I'm working late cause I'm a singer oooh he looks so cute wrapped around my finger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447453 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:21:08'  && image=='1682537202301322.jpg') {

'>>196447411
I have no reason to be awake. Life is endless suffering.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447505 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:22:51') {

'>>196447453
i'll drink to that J dawg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447509 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:22:56') {

'>>196447405
Ontario banned the keffiyeh in the legislature which is funnier imo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447518 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:23:06') {

'>>196447453
is that why you’re so mean to people on counter strike is cause you’re unhappy . no offense intended'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447541 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:23:47') {

'emptied my bowels. feels good

>>196447216
went well. tp was clean which is good.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447548 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:24:06') {

'>>196444050
"people should be taught better values" did not work for substance abuse, criminal recidivism, unplanned pregnancy, gambling addiction, etc. people are slaves to incentives, and a skinner box is a set of incentives that has been deliberately produced to control the subject. to incentivize the user positively in a way that leads them away from Tik Tok could only mean to produce a rival app to Tik Tok which is able to exert even greater control over the subject. freedom fails where perverse incentives prevail, and often the only thing you can do to get between an addict and their addiction is to cut off the supply. i say this as someone who is quite literally an addict, just not to tiktok'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447559 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:24:22'  && image=='1690893142805298.png') {

'>>196443971
what should i do in this situation? i had to get to a specialist shop before they closed and i also have to attend a forced company party. i now have an hour of time with nothing to do, can't make it home to do anything before the work event. currently just sitting in front of a strip mall.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447573 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:25:03') {

'>>196447509
what's funny about that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447590 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:25:45') {

'>>196447559
buy some whiteclaws and pregame where the work even is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447600 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:26:06') {

'>>196447573
You haven't seen the seethe from brownoids about it? The NDP already tried, and failed, to unban it twice lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447607 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:26:26') {

'>>196447559
grab a bite to eat or like a boba and watch youtube in your car'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447687 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:29:15') {

'>You haven't seen the seethe from brownoids about it?
Yeah man, I just absolutely love federal and provincial government engaging in moral panics. I agree North America and Europe are now totally and completely unsafe for the precious Jews, we need to restrict freedoms of Canadians or else some Jew might think there's another Holocaust afoot. Oh me oh my the poor, precious precious Jews...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447753 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:31:06'  && image=='1598857403588.jpg') {

'>he's really brown';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447757 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:31:16') {

'>>196447687
t. ahmed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447761 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:31:25') {

'>>196446680
this merced girl is such a babe, goddamn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447785 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:32:15'  && image=='1694895528300771.jpg') {

'And I guess we have two little Jews here do we?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447802 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:32:48') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447857 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:35:04'  && image=='1701640459833307.jpg') {

'>>196447590
>>196447607
i will do both. i will get coffee and alcohol and mix them together.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447870 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:35:24'  && image=='1498857403588.jpg') {

'>tfw neither brown nor jewish';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447899 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:09'  && image=='1699087271245263.jpg') {

'>>196447518
Yeah, basically. I take out my anger over tfw no gf and constant headaches on the black and brown people on CS.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447902 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:19') {

'Green tea time';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447909 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:29') {

'>>196447857
what if you get a dui that sounds like a bad idea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447926 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:51'  && image=='1699118670371398.gif') {

'>missed the Olivia Rodrigo edition';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447968 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:38:00') {

'>>196447926
only >150 posts to make the new one anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447983 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:38:28'  && image=='1713765141660977.jpg') {

'>tfw brown because the government shouldn't outlaw political activity';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196447986 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:38:30'  && image=='1663635539454561.png') {

'>>196447909
i have to be caught first'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448004 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:38:55') {

'>>196447899
well atleast you're honest about it
>>196447902
good idea ill have a chai with you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448024 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:39:36') {

'Omg i didn't want to eat 3 cans of beans but then i remembered that i have 3 slices of bread to go with it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448048 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:40:15') {

'>>196447986
just be careful if you're gonna do it anyway im sure you know what you're doing though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448074 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:14'  && image=='1669318055252756.png') {

'>>196448048
if necessary i will seduce the officer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448075 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:17'  && image=='Screenshot_20240420_020123_Chrome.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448076 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:31'  && image=='1497945740856.png') {

'me on the right';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448146 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:43:31') {

'I wish pubic hair didn't exist';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448154 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:43:47'  && image=='Screenshot_20240420_014635_YouTube.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448156 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:43:50') {

'>>196448074
what a stud'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448194 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:46') {

'>>196448146
I used to get waxed. It was actually pretty nice but expensive. Stopped after I moved because finding places that will wax guys is actually kind of difficult'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448199 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:44:51') {

'>>196448146
same desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448329 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:47:41') {

'>>196448146
I said this before and you said I was gay. It takes too long to dry off and I don't want body hair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448332 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:47:47'  && image=='orangutan-reaching-out-man-river-snakes-anil-prabhakar-1-5e3d28ba6c820__700.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448333 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:47:50') {

'>>196448194
oh hi anon i remember you how are you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448381 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:48:57') {

'>>196448146
I like running my fingers through it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448413 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:49:47'  && image=='Screenshot_20240420_214452_Chrome.jpg') {

'Wgat a stud';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448426 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:18') {

'>>196448381
Do you have a nice bush?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448433 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:32'  && image=='1481494234397.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448452 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:56') {

'pubic hair discussion is always a hit here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448477 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:51:32') {

'>:(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448522 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:52:55') {

'>>196448333
im not sure how you would, but I have posted in /cum/ on and off for a few years. Getting my junk waxed actually made working in my overalls/coveralls a lot more comfortable which is chiefly why I kept getting it done. nice and slick! among other, more vain benefits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448559 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:53:53') {

'>>196448522
you're the guy that had the aspie gf that moved off to another town for college you were thinking about getting into contact with right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448595 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:54:44') {

'>>196448452
Did you know god is actually real and promises us we can have sex in our 30s? He didn't have to say that. He could've just said nothing, and I wouldn't be doing anything differently. Another cool thing is all the girls in my town keep telling me I'll never have sex. They say this when I walk past them. I'm pretty sure I'm in a simulation. He's torturing me pretty badly, I fall to the floor screaming in pain every few hours. He's actually been raping me and concussing me while making severe gaslighting comments. I'm not sure what's going on really. But this is so cool to be here, I scream in pain every day. I literally scream until I lose my voice every day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448614 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:55:11') {

'>>196448595
oh dear'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448632 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:55:47') {

'>>196448559
nah, not me. just a normie mechanic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448638 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:55:54') {

'>>196447870
I wanted to get ruffled shirt but 70s fashion is just a bit too try hard
I might try to find a cosplay or lolita group just to wear one though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448649 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:56:21') {

'I miss his posts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448664 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:56:43'  && image=='ducati_monster_1200_01.jpg') {

'Can I get hell ya?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448670 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:56:55') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448674 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:57:05') {

'>>196448614
You shouldn't make the mistake of thinking your IQ is comparable to mine. I'm Jewish, my IQ is over 3 times higher than a goyims. You can trust what I'm saying. I will be releasing a drop of information to the public in 15 hours. Mark your calendars and grab a cold one. You won't want to miss this post I drop in 15 hours from now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448678 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:57:08') {

'>>196448632
oh okay not gonna like the thought of a mechanic getting a bikini wax is funny to me lol im sure you owned it though have a good day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448716 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:11') {

'>>196448678
okay im being stupid and can't type again my brain is growing mold'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448717 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:11'  && image=='IMG_20240418_111224.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448798 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:00:27') {

'>>196448678
The guys at work thought it was funny too, but they were the ones always having to adjust while crawling around and under machines. Who has the last laugh now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448896 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:02:58') {

'>>196448798
God told me to be a mechanic one time. I'm Jewish, this comment put me into a fear trance which lasted 2 years. Seriously, I barely moved from the couch except to eat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448983 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:05:36'  && image=='1713965762261173.png') {

'>the Canadian taxpayer paid for this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196448987 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:05:41') {

'I wish more white people would play CS';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449036 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:07:11') {

'one of my forcyde spots on my penile upper shaft is prominent, this has happened multiple times before but once I think it turned into a pimple and then a full blown wart hahahahahahahaha btw this green monster has got me kind of drunk wtffffffff';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449084 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:45') {

'>>196448426
Yeah. Never shave or trim.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449154 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:10:42') {

'>>196449084
dudee you gotta at least trim sometimes you probably look like tarzan down there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449176 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:11:18') {

'Cut my hand on a rusty tire rim today. Went to the health center for a tetanus shot. They told me they only take appointments but to wait. While waiting I told the old lady at the check in that I was helping my elderly mother load her tires into the garage, a fabrication, but she went to speak to the nurse right after and I waited maybe 10 minutes.

Big brain play.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449189 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:11:45') {

'Looks like Osama bin laden down there';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449360 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:17:14') {

'literally today a pajeet stranger harassed me about having my watch on "the wrong arm"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449382 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:10') {

'>>196449360
wait which arm though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449384 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:14') {

'Should have given him the ol Pondicherry Piledriver';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449390 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:18:24'  && image=='1694079487805959.jpg') {

'drinking mejican bussy milk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449402 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:01') {

'>>196449390
End your life'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449405 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:04') {

'The anonymous with potential scurvy hasn't said anything since his gums started bleeding pm maybe he started eating oranges now that they are in season and that his cause could be seasonal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449425 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:39'  && image=='1704055437682392.png') {

'>>196449402
No and you can do nothing about i!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449429 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:19:46') {

'>>196449382
the right hand
there is no wrong hand to have it on, left-handeds wear a watch on the right hand, and vice versa, this pajeet told me I was breaking "social norm" and literally told me to my face to take it off and put it on the other arm'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449440 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:20:09'  && image=='6567657657898973.jpg') {

'Just learned about the Israeli-Palestinian war. Gutted.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449490 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:21:35') {

'>>196449429
Is it a right handed watch?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449522 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:22:36') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449585 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:24:23') {

'>>196449522
Then your wearing a left handed watch on your right hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449606 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:25:06') {

'gonna lay down for a bit my back hurts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449667 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:27:45') {

'>>196449606
Supine??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449682 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:28:37') {

'>>196449585
and that's correct, the thingy to adjust with your other hand is on the left side of the watch
a right-handed watch that right-handed people wear has the adjustable thing on the right side of the watch
come on nigger think about it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449705 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:29:39') {

'>>196448987
Russians aren't white?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449722 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:30:31'  && image=='1697232452136409.gif') {

'>>196449429
sounds like he was right and you were wrong :/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449762 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:32:04') {

'>>196449722
no saar, it's a left-handed watch with the adjustable on the left side of the watch, meant to be worn on the right hand, and adjusted with the left'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449829 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:34:40'  && image=='1713994092928445.jpg') {

'>this is what immigrates into America
>In Canada we have only pajeet men
Americans CANNOT suffer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449864 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:36:31'  && image=='IMG_20240424_163612_169.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449900 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:37:54') {

'That's called a destro watch with the crown on the left side';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449945 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:39:25') {

'>>196449705
No, slavs aren't White.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449954 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:39:39') {

'Left is dextro though
In Latin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449973 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:40:36') {

'>>196449829
just get a lot of surgery and you can also be a sexy immigrant'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196449998 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:41:26'  && image=='IMG_3064.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450015 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:42:00') {

'Wow cool watch
I'll be quiet now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450019 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:42:12'  && image=='20240424_184136.jpg') {

'I'm starting novel 4/7 of the isekai I'm reading right now. Looks like volume 7 finished being translated 10 days ago.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450021 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:42:20') {

'Etymology. From Latin dextrum (“right”).';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450030 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:42:47'  && image=='1704652096010950.jpg') {

'Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Tell him I'm gone
Tell him I'm gone

If he asks you was I runnin'
If he asks you was I runnin'
If he asks you was I runnin'
Tell him I was flyin'
Tell him I was flyin'

If he asks you was I laughin'
If he asks you was I laughin'
If he asks you was I laughin'
Tell him I was cryin'
Tell him I was cryin'

They wanna feed me cornbread and molasses
They wanna feed me cornbread and molasses
They wanna feed me cornbread and molasses
But I got my pride
Well, I got my pride'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450052 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:43:26') {

'I always hated Misato. She's used goods, a slut.

Asuka is the best, Rei is a plot device.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450058 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:43:40') {

'>>196449900
SAAAAR, look up left-handed watch, it takes 5 seconds to find out you're wrong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450073 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:44:10') {

'>>196450021
Yep!
Or sinistra
Levero too maybe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450080 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:44:24') {

'shut up about this watch bullshit NOBODY CARES';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450083 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:44:32'  && image=='1687827776516382.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450110 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:45:31') {

'Internet is down again
Frontier is garbage'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450112 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:45:33'  && image=='356763246777744.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450118 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:45:49') {

'Rei is a blank slate for otaku to project their fantasies onto. Asuka is a realistic and well written character.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450140 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:46:39') {

'>>196450118
happy mothers day, Asuka'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450180 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:47:43') {

'>>196449548
>>196449609
Tfw no one to play GMOD with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450188 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:47:57') {

'>>196449945
>The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European but an Asiatic and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese and, from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other amiable characteristics, the Russian has no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, a barbarian and a chronic drunk.
Based Patton-American'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450190 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:48:05'  && image=='IMG_20240424_164358_146.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450194 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:48:12') {

'>>196450118
Agreed, and this is why Rei is best girl and Asuka is shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450195 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:48:16'  && image=='328973498.jpg') {

'best tv shows of all time:
- cow and chicken
- dexter's laboratory
- grim adventures of billy and mandy
- thundercats
- looney tunes
- atom ant
- courage the cowardly dog
- sabrina the teenage witch
- blossom
- are you afraid of the dark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450214 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:04') {

'>>196449973
no matter how rich pajeets and pajeetas here are, they never even try to be sexy. It's weird, even the rich pajeetas in India try, but not here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450232 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:34') {

'>>196450194
Asuka is the best because she's like a real 14 year old girl. The pinnacle of womanhood and femininity.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450235 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:41'  && image=='1690787746419182.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450237 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:49:49') {

'>>196450195
>sabrina the teenage witch
hehe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450248 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:50:18') {

'>>196450195
>no Ed Edd & Eddy
>Blossom
Not like this brazilbro...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450269 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:50:54') {

'>>196450195
It's hard to be one of the greats while lacking a plot imo. In this regard, only the Simpsons comes to mind as a great cartoon without a consistent plot. I guess something like looney toons is up there too, out of sheer influence.
The last Airbender is probably the best Western cartoon of all time, but it's honestly only slightly above average compared to basic shonen anime. Western writers don't believe their audience can digest long form content'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450276 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:51:14') {

'>>196450214
indians are generally conservative'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450299 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:52:05'  && image=='336753211357764.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450313 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:52:34'  && image=='1690935672756372.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450325 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:52:58'  && image=='1444080686952.jpg') {

'>>196450237
dat booty'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450340 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:53:41') {

'>>196450299
Cute!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450365 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:54:55') {

'>>196450188
Patton was assassinated by the Jews for advocating the destruction of the soviet state'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450386 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:55:33') {

'4chan is an Asuka website.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450408 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:34'  && image=='20240411_195408.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450410 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:37') {

'The new ad guy on 4chan is you isn't it
All grown up fromm moosic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450411 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:39'  && image=='1696664464455354.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450412 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:39'  && image=='Screenshot_20240424-165542_Samsung Internet.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450414 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:56:43') {

'>>196450386
i like kaworu and shinji'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450432 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:57:38') {

'>>196450408
That's not Jason phenotype
>inb4 it is Jason'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450435 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:57:40'  && image=='1687220675538007.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450458 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:58:40') {

'>>196450412
Yea those are destro watches'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450470 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:59:08') {

'>>196450432
Jason doesn't have curly jew hair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450483 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:59:40') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450497 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:00:09') {

'>post a video about some irrelevant goyslop
>People ignore it, keep going with their day

>Post something about nofap/quitting porn
>The porn addicts start seething like vampires being exposed to a cross
Clockwork. It's like whenever someone replies "no one cares" to random posts. They don't post that to literally every single post that they actually don't care about, so why that one? Because they do care, and it affected them personally for whatever reason. But they lack the introspection or integrity to put into words why the content bothers them so they just lash out passive aggressively'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450534 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:01:15') {

'saturn devouring his son or mary queen of heaven for the next op';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450574 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:02:59'  && image=='627f2058b178787ccf632e3edb1649176548e2da19f78c873ecf60395e7178d5.gif') {

'>>196450497
No one cares.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450612 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:04:56') {

'Do you eat da poo poo?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450619 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:05:09') {

'OK i will eat the beans !';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450673 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:08:13') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450674 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:08:15') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8tdEyw0sM';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450695 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:09:11') {

'by this time next week i will have become mentally insane beyond reconciliation and they will have to put me in a nuthouse in an assless gown';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450699 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:09:15'  && image=='1522118474707.png') {

'My new studying strategy is working, bros. And I have plenty of time until the final. We're all going to make it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450710 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:09:48'  && image=='1695590913202739.jpg') {

'>ad CLEARLY states 2 monsters for the price of 4.50 (one is 3.29)
>ring it up at the self check out and both are 3.29
>ask the clerk about it she tells me to continue to the end and the discount will be added when I pay
>continue to the end, the price is 5.10 + tax which is .44
>total is 5.54
the clerk has already called up some boomer asking about the price of lucky strike gold cigarettes
>leave and fume and consider destroying this small knockoff circle k
________________
we are here

https://www.wikihow.com/Report-False-Advertising'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450716 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:10:31') {

'>>196450673
I said those are called destro watches and you said I'm wrong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450719 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:10:53'  && image=='unknown_3.png') {

'Last post, gonna sleep now gn(7pm)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450737 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:11:35') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450759 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:12:23') {

'>>196450719
oh dear'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450793 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:13:43') {

'>>196450408
Hello, yes? Did you get section 8 housing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450812 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:14:49'  && image=='1696530115246735.png') {

'thats our JJ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450830 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:16:06') {

'jason is the biggest faggot on earth';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450854 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:17:37') {

'>>196450716
you said that they aren't called left-handed watches but well >>196450412 ...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450864 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:18:01') {

'All the "both sides" posters said the aid dried up and the war would be over soon. That can't have been wrong AGAIN?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450898 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:20:13') {

'>>196450854
I didn't say that tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450934 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:21:42') {

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450937 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:21:51') {

'well alright the thread is gonna be mary queen of heaven as one of you anons requested yesterday see you at 311';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196450992 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:24:24') {

'I miss Jason :(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451047 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:26:59') {

'SECTION 8 HOUSING POSTER COME BACK';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451087 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:29:10') {

'dat nigga be living in section 8??';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451089 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:29:14') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451142 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:31:37'  && image=='1698338885809687.jpg') {

'sad

very sad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451153 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:32:06') {

'please save me americans';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451177 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:33:17'  && image=='1690564668052334.png') {

'>>196451153
I will only save you if you're an acolyte of the teachings of Spurdo Spaarde :DDD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451195 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:34:18'  && image=='1713453681381151.png') {

'why are boomers like this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451204 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:34:53') {

'https://youtu.be/dOPOSpRxcvE?si=Kjl5ftaE-lumTg9B';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451205 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:34:54'  && image=='80505527[1].jpg') {

'Olivia :3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451208 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:34:57') {

'I'm drinking one of those energy drinks right now lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451223 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:35:49') {

'goshpedo sure loves posting pictures of underage children';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451226 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:36:03') {

'>>196451195
They should protest saying that the holocaust isn't real next'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451274 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:38:11') {

'.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451342 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:41:19') {

'Hehe';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451401 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:43:53') {

'completely fucking done today with boomer skydaddy fairy tales';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451406 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:20') {

'if neanderthals existed they would act like n words';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451413 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:44'  && image=='1698682094024440.jpg') {

'>completely fucking done today with boomer skydaddy fairy tales';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196451415 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:46') { }

}
}