'>>196447454
Not really, you are cold and Reddit, australia is hot and /Pol/';

'>>196447454
They have states, you have provinces.';

'>>196447489
you dont know australian politics lol';

'>>196447515
He’s right.';

'>>196447610
of course i am';

'>>196447454
They are based chads with great humor. You are pathetic cucks.';

'>>196447653
Not you';

'>>196447669
we carry this board';

'>>196447454
English Canadians are gay
Quebec is based
simple as';

'>>196447454
You're lucky the Aussies are still asleep';

'>>196447854
why';

'>>196447669
tsmt';

'>>196447454
You really are cold and they are hot
And they are hyperthyroidism and you are hypothyroidism';

'>Australia eagerly assists the United States in any war for any reason
>Canada had the balls to tell us to fuck off when we asked them to help out in Vietnam
I admire the hell out of them both for different reasons';

'>>196447854
Keep sleeping.';

'>>196447876
Because Australians are nothing like Canadians
>>196447955
wide awake';

'>>196448124
how so';

'>>196448175
You made the original assertion. How are Australia and Canada alike?';

'This is the second unofficial Australian National Song.
(First one is Waltzing Matilda)
https://youtu.be/1-mLIdLZZeI?si=wl3cSnwS780-HATj';

'>>196448250
both countries are filled with jeets and changs. both have problems with indigenous population both still loyal to the crown both have housing problems both have massive empty wastelands that no one lives in both deny they're nothing like americans and base politics on whats happening in america. i mean i can keep going';

'>>196447454
britain, america, australia, NZ, and canada are really all the same country with different accents.';

'>>196447854
it's anzac day IDIOT';

'>>196448450
Good taste';

'>>196448507
No we are not yank.';

'>>196448507
Canada should give us British Columbia and we should give them Minnesota, Wisconsin, and New Hampshire.';

'>>196447454
I don't see any leaf on their flag. How dare you compare yourself to them?
Do you want me to bring my rake?';

'>>196448528
see what i mean? same flag and everything.';

'>>196447454
You make the worst posts on this site this included you autistic sped';

'>>196448507
we are my fellow yankeechad

>>196448528
wrong, went to ireland and it felt just like kentucky except rainier';

'>>196448707
and Australians dont?';

'>>196448631
I have nothing in common with an Australian or Canadian.
>t. Cleetus';

'>>196448791
cope. we are all americans';

'>>196447454
legitimately 90% of canadian flags are jeets or changs, while for australian flags it seems to only be a small minority

also quebecers are gay cucks and voted to be cucks';

'>>196448480
Well..? Keep going';

'>>196447454
I don't think Australia enjoys the same kind of respect on /int/ they did 10 years ago.';

'>>196448852
Nah pal I'm calling bullshit.';

'>>196448947
nah dont feel like it';

'>>196448791
Fellow cleetus, Australian bognans are basically a desert version of rednecks. Fuck leafs.';

'>>196448980
This is the sad truth
Aussies rarely make fun posts now';

'>>196449040
>Australian bognans are basically a desert version of rednecks
True
>Fuck leafs.
Based, it's a pain in the ass to deal with a ton of leafs on a backyard.';

'>>196448516
oh is it? sorry im indian from bangalore on fraudulent work visa sir i dont care';

'>>196447515
Politics are politics. But their people are pol and your people are reddit';

'>>196449272
you dont know Australians. i swear 4chan idolizes Australia like redditors idolize Canada, both know jack shit';

'>>196448980
Americans moved up in status too, we used to get relentlessly mocked (like even more, 10x I’d say)';

'>>196448995
Understood. But good points, and it shows because they went ignored.';

'>>196449339
_U__';

'>>196448980
Aussies used to be funny
Now these zoomer Aussies are insufferable and indistinguishable from canadians';

'>>196447454
You're New Zealand';

'>>196447454
Americans told them to';

'>>196449377
they never ask why I don't celebrate Easter anymore :(
playing along with their shitposts were some of the funnest /int/ threads';

'>>196448791
>being proud of living in the part of the country full of blacks and where even the whites are raised to litter in the street and steal from others';

'>>196450358
I can't refute this :/';

'I wanna see Trailer Park Canadians, Bogan Aussies/Kiwis, Blue Collar Brits, and Redneck Americans all hang out';

'>>196450384
That shit would be funny to see.';

'>>196450384
Someone make this a show.';

'>>196447454
Both Australia and Canada share their envy of the superior Emerald Isle.';

'>>196450384
There was an episode of a show here where we Kiwis and Aussies came over for Victoria day I think and some American characters were there too.';

'bump';

'>>196454084
cunt';

'>>196447489
/Pol/ median IQ is the equivalent of my average room temperature tho, 35°C.
Not exactly how you measure basednesd';

'>>196454222
why';

'>>196447454
because we're funny racist not boring racist though that's changing thanks to mass immigration
we are self destructive and that's usually funny for those around us
Canadians are whinny fuckwits that get upset when someone mistakes them for an America
>>196450384
it happens in Thailand and Bali';

'>>196454380
your literally American';

'Friendly reminder that Australians were ordained by God to be the shepherd to the flock. We are exceptional and excel at everything we do. Canucks are a debased, soulless people who do not possess the capacity for individualism, blurring the lines between you and the Chinese and Indians that have become the New Canadians. I hope this clears up any confusion';

'>>196454435
your country is filled with indians and chinese';

'They are cooler than me';

'>>196454435
You guys are always going on about how spectacular you are but never in any sort of specifics and just flowerry language? You think you're special because you were able to eek out an unremarkable existence on some land no one wanted? Surprise that's us too, I swear you fags go so hard against us we remind you of yourself but are embarrassed because as unremarkable as we are you're even more useless.';

'>>196447454
Kiwis are basically Britishers, I assume Australians are the same. Meanwhile Canadians are basically Americans with even more self-flagellation.';

'>>196447454
I don't. Australians are all a bunch of cynical assholes and i hate them.

And don't compare yourself to them. Canadians are good, kind, decent human beings unlike god damn aussie rubbish.';

'>>196455143
>Australians are all a bunch of cynical assholes
It's not like Euros are any different.';

'>>196447454
What the fuck are you talking about? We're kilometres better than australians.';

'>>196447454
Would take an Australian any day rather than a C*n*dian.';

'>>196447454
Australia has more soft power than canada does. Alot of countries respect australia while canada is largely ignored or laughed at.';

'>>196454410
>your
It's you're as in you are
for example
you're a dumb Pajeet that exists to deliver goyslop on a push bike or moped';

'>>196456635
based bruce.';

'>>196456612
canada has more soft power wtf are you on about';

'>>196456670
List some examples.';

'get a grip poofs';

'>>196452448
You got the show?';

'>>196456677
canadians run hollywood';

'>>196455111
>britishers

youve got to go back, pajeet.';

'>>196456725
>Hollywood';

'>>196456788
whats so funny';

'>>196449754
This is why we hate you btw';

'>>196456811
Hollywood is trash, if that's your example for Canadian soft power, then nigga weeeeeww.';

'>>196456827
just because its trash doesn't mean it doesnt have soft power';

'>>196456855
I concede.';

'>>196456956
i accept your circumcision';

'>>196457426
Please no...';

'>>196455143
>cynical assholes
Not really. We just have the same social culture as Brits, which is performative cynicism and sarcasm. People aren't actually that dour or rude.';

'bump';

'>>196448507
USA is like the mentally ill UK';

'bump';

'>>196447454
Lol, you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ‘Why do you and your country hate Canada?’ threads.

Face it, Aussies will always be more successful and funny than you. You are on the wrong of history (and the globe).';

'bump';

'bump';

'bump';

'>>196447669
>with great humor';