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int postNumber = 196447631;
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String date = '04/24/24(Wed)17:27:18';
String comment = 'What did God mean by this?';
'is this why they speak the same language despite being so far apart? i feel retarded i just never thought about it';
'>>196447700
amazing post holy shit';
'>>196447631';
'>>196447756
give me one good reason why this wouldn't work';
'>>196447795
It would cost billions of dollars that "they" don't want to spend.';
'>>196447795
There's only like 20 helicopters there and I would guess you need at least double that';
'>>196447795
flying is bad for the climate';
'>>196447795
Australians are too fat, the landmass is no problem';
'>>196447795
Kangaroos have no natural predators in Europe, and would rapidly become an invasive pest throughout the continent.';
'>>196447756
Kek the ending was kinda hilarious didnt expect that';
'>>196447795
Australia is on the no fly list';
'>>196448120
lmao';
'>>196447700
WTF? Never thought about it like that';
'>>196447756
This real?';
'>>196447795
The jews';
'>>196447795
it would work';
'>>196447795
It would knock us south and I don't like the heat.';
'>>196447700
Holy fuck you might be onto something';
'>>196447700
woah';
'>>196447631
good thread';
'>>196447700
lmao';
'>>196447700
Ascended';
'>>196447631
ah yes the D.C - Broome metropolitan area';
'>>196447795
think of the ecosystem, my friend';
'>>196447700
my nigga doesnt know about colonization';
'>>196447631
We are brother nations';
'What.
THE.
FUCK';
'>>196447756
>tasmania held on by string flapping in the wind
rofl';
'bump';
'>>196447756
>What if we just took Australia
>And PUSHED IT SOMEWHERE ELSE';
'>>196454043
Fuck off';
'>>196447700
>canadian intelligence';
'>>196447700
Mind=blown';
'>>196447631
Why australia such a useless continent.';
'>>196447700
Don't google australopithecus....';
'>>196447795
China would veto it at the UN meeting';
'>>196454236
Based';
'>>196447795
the tidal wave would wipe out all life in europe and the eastern americas';
'>>196447700
wtf you're actually tight';
'>>196459164
Sounds like a great plan. Wiping out eurokeks and east coast elites while providing aussies with actually habitable lebensraum.';
'>>196447631
It's called evolution, Chief (Chud).';
'>>196447700
Genius.';
'>>196458038
the geography';
'>>196456616
That's lifting, not pushing. Are you ESL?';
}