'what kind of surgery does it take to make a serbian into a swiss';

'Stunning and brave';

'I identify as rich and handsome';

'>>196450272

Finger lengthening to count money better';

'>>196450272
no surgery needed, just new passport';

'>>196450272
Neural transplant that makes you follow retarded laws and induces lust for hoarding money';

'>>196450272
>surgery
It's a Special Surgical Operation (SSO),
in the garage, a local expert gives birth to a new passport.';

'I sometimes wish I was a Finn. Such a universally lovable people.';

'do you idenify yourself as the one getting stabbed or the one stabbing?';

'>>196450239
I stand for your rights, be yourself, be Swiss.';

'I'm unironically Polish in my soul and I will move to Poland and gain citizenship making it become my reality.';

'>>196450462
kys';

'nvm read it as swedish';

'>>196450334
So you mean American?';

'>>196453247
>American
>Following laws
Doesn't happen';

'>>196450239
My friend thinks her is aryan german. We prays for Hitlers soul in Church. He cried a few times watching movies about Nazi Germany (he is impressed about heroic deaths of nazi soldiers). He once told me german boy-soldiers in Berlin 1945 werent scared because they knew they are fighing for their fatherland';

'>>196453247
>American
>Hoarding money
Doesn't happen';

'>>196450272
Hopefully nothing that involves a glass bottle.';

'I was born Australian, half Chinese half English but in fact I am a European
I am a European like the Europeans who lived in Paris and Vienna
I have learnt French to a decent level but I will master the language and begin to think in French
I will learn German to the level where I can read Goethe, Schiller and Hegel effortlessly
I will one day learn Italian as well';

'>>196450462
kys';

'>>196450239
Me too, I fear deportation.';

'>>196453247
what are you talking about lmao. americans blow money constantly';

'>>196454989
LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA';

'>>196450462
kys';

'>>196450272
a helpful combination of hormones called rennet is added to fresh milk, which creates solid curds and liquid whey. From there, the curds are soaked in a brine and heated.';

'I feel with you senpai. I am a trans Texan. The surgery is marrying a cute Texan girl and getting the G but my insurance refuses to pay for all that ;_;';

'>>196450239
Same bro, I'm a Monegasque trapped in the body of a Frenchman...';

'>>196450239
Based. I too am Swiss. In fact I identify as the wealthy owner of an alpine chateau staffed with supermodel maids, and the Swiss government, the EU, and the UN ought to do their best to fund and accommodate my diverse and vibrant identity.';

'Why do Serbs larp about hating NATO when the vast majority of Serb diaspora is in NATO?';

'>>196450272
inserting a dick into the ass';

'>>196450305
kek this';

'>>196450239
ywnbas';

'>>196450462
Both.';

'>>196450239
omgg soo validd slayyy brudi';