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String date = '04/24/24(Wed)22:53:54';
String comment = '>be me
>wake up shitefaced fae last night wie big davie doon the boozer
>pick up half empty bottle ae buckfast on floor
>realise it's a buckie an shove it doon the pisser
>mornin breakfast ae heroin
>turn on the news
>ENGLAND ENGLANND ENGLAND ENGLAND
>Scottish pity segment faer 5 miuinites
>foahkinenglishpeople.scot
>go to work in The Shitebox™ (10 year auld ford)
>work as till jockey at the local aldi
>buy maer heroin roun the back are said aldi
>finish work, mosey own soon the boozer wie me mates
>johnny loses maest ae is saving aen the horses per usual
>big Davie slammin 2 fucking tenants at a time (MON AN FUCKIN DO IT SON)
>die ae liver failure at 27

Such is life in Scotland. Truly based n scotpilled ya daft mangy english basterds';