'2029 will be her year.';

'>>45695826
ohio';

'>>45695853
that's a long way to go';

'>>45695909
Someone should quote >>45695853 when 2029 rolls around, if we are still alive by then.';

'>>45695924
I will live on for her
And I will definitely make a thread for her then too!';

'>>45695826
>>45695853
>>45695864
>>45695909
>>45695924
>>45696144
I love her more than any of you ever will, she is my everything, she is the only thing keeping me going';

'>>45696480
oh yeah? if you love her so much why didn't YOU make a thread for her
check and mate';

'>>45697193
I AM checking Kutaka out, and I DO want to mate!';

'>>45697193
Because Kutaka is simply on another level, she doesn't deserve to be restricted to a single thread, sharing a board with all of these other girls who can only ever dream of reaching her level, she deserves her OWN board.

With that said, I am hers, and she is mine, so therefore this thread is also mine from now on, and so is everything that gets posted here. It all belongs to me.';

'None of you can even be bothered to bump her thread...';

'>>45700228
Could be because the board suddenly sped up.';

'I won't let your thread die, Kutaka-chan!';

'>>45705086
kutaka-chan is a medic?! now i can finally ditch eirin and her insane prices.';

'>>45705103
she's an otolaryngologist!';

'what would you do if you were her chick?';

'>>45707503
Try to stay in her bosom like the one in that picture.';

'>>45707503
Nest in her hair probably and be pampered and doted on by her
I can hardly think of a more ideal life';

'>>45716489
is Kutaka really a mommy touhou?';

'undefined';

'>>45722429
Not as blatantly as someone like Ran, but hens are sorta symbolic of motherhood
Fanart sometimes shows her as a doting big sister/mother type figure to Kyouko, too, even if it's just because of her ability to cure throat problems';

'>>45722429
she's too bird brained to be a mother, she's barely smarter than the fairies';

'undefined';

'>>45733220
Too bad, I AM going to have a flock of children together with her and we ARE going to raise them well and be happy';

'>>45695826
Hello Kutaka, you're MY dinner tonight!';

'>>45738357
>a flock of children
are you a rooster?';

'>>45742512
I wear a disguise to look like human guys
But I'm not a man, I'm a chicken boo';

'>>45749095
louis wain lost painting';

'swooping in to save the thread!!!!!';

'I worship the chicken god!';

'Chicken thighs are a miracle of the universe';

'>>45767537
truly';

'>>45767695
I take it back. Chicken breasts are a miracle of the universe';

'>>45767863
thighs, breasts, everything about this chicken is a miracle of the universe';

'comfy winter chimkin
>>45767695
do not post things like that this thread is for chikin love ONLY';

'>>45768633
chikin love!';

'Imagine getting to wake up every morning to this';

'>>45777805
Why does she blow the whistle?';

'>>45777811
to wake up the chickgang.';

'>>45777805
Yeah, imagine waking up to a loud as fuck whistle every morning, that shit would be annoying';

'>>45777815
yes, the whistle is for the chicks, the sexy morning voice is reserved for the cock.';

'Kutaka-chan serenading you!';

'>>45785720
cock-a-doodle-doo!';

'>>45789023
Lewd';

'chikin';

'staying warm with the chimkin!';

'>>45738451
Are you sure about that? Maybe you should reconsider';

'>>45807878
nta but i just bought some chicken meat to eat. sorry kutaka-chan.';

'I want to "eat" this chicken...';

'>>45810187
I want to "stuff" this chicken!';

'>>45810187
>>45810365
Please be a LITTLE more respectful to the Chicken God! She doesn't enjoy this type of humor!';

'>>45811338
Humor? But I'm very serious about how much I want to RAVISH this beautiful bird!';

'>>45811338
I will worship her body. She doesn't have a problem with that, does she? More faith.';

'>>45812808
That's not the type of faith she needs!';

'>>45811338
We have to do something for chickens' rights, anons';

'undefined';

'>>45817376
irrelevant goddesses like her don't get to be picky';

'>>45832938
She's literally the gatekeeper of hell...';

'It takes one line on the ground...';

'>>45833054
Please don't get chickens addicted to crack.';

'>>45836381
Why not? What's the worst that could happen?';

'>>45836527
Give this chicken some time off NOW';

'Scary chicken....';

'>>45841913
Kowai';

'>>45841913
w-what happened to her';

'>>45848631
overworked by the yama...';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>45866222
chicken thighs!';

'>>45870777
I want to rest my head on Kutaka's thighs while she pats my head and calls me a good boy';

'>>45871762
Resting your head on kutaka's chicken thighs!
Looking up at her chicken breasts!';

'Hello.';

'>>45880510
Go away, you can't have our chickens';

'>>45880510
i'm sorry Saigyouji-san. But the only way you're gonna 'eat' this chicken, it's gently with your tongue';

'>>45881947
ENOUGH "EAT" JOKES!';

'>>45886713
It wasn't a joke, anon-chan. I meant Yuyuko being dominated by Kutaka-sama in lesbian ways
Saigyouji-san deserves punishment!';

'>>45886783
Kutaka would never say such indecent things, she's a pure, dignified goddess!';

'>>45886713
yeah, enough "eat" jokes, time for the taste test';

'>>45881566
You mean MY chicken';

'>>45889287
Exactly, anon-chan. In order to protect her pureness, her dignity; Kutaka-sama must punish anyone who attempts to taint her reputation with 'eat chicken' jokes.
Saigyouji Yuyuko has been found guilty about this. Due her silliness, she will pay off her debt using her body to satisfy Niwatari-sama desires.';

'>>45899176
No I mean the chickens that belong me me and my wife, who is also a chicken herself.';

'>>45902096
The chickens belong to me and MY (not yours) chicken wife. Please refer to >>45696480 if you have any further questions';

'undefined';

'stylish chicken';

'I can't sleep';

'>>45927606
YOU'RE IN THE KUTAKA THREAD';

'Happy domestic married life with Kutaka!
Convincing her to sleep in for once by staying in bed and cuddling with her!
Raising your cute chicken children together!
Many long years of matrimonial bliss!';

'>>45933992
Is there a better life than this to be had in all of Gensokyo?';

'>>45939034
No, because nobody else in Gensokyo has
- lovely golden wings to wrap around you during hugs
- a beautiful silky tail to stroke your fingers through
- a lovely voice to serenade you with
- fluffy fluff hair to pat and pet
- a gorgeous and radiant smile to brighten up your darkest days
All of these things combined make Kutaka a wife and mother without equal in all of Gensokyo';

'>>45943692
Exactly, not to mention all other included bonuses such as an unlimited supply of cuddly domesticated chickens and free eggs of the finest quality (from the chicken goddess herself!)';

'>>45948481
Nuggets too';

'>>45952672
You think Mystia is relieved?';

'>>45952732
No, they're in this together, comrades';

'>>45956872
sisters in arms...';

'Long haired 'taka!';

'undefined';

'>>45962647
Someone redirected the power from her wings to her hair.';

'>>45962647
verry cute chicken';

'>>45970920
and now..... her tail!';

'>>45962647
Kutaka is Cutaka with any hair length
I bet she'd even be cute if she was bald';

'>>45982792
Kutakawaii!';

'Do you have a healthy workplace environment?';

'>>45992669
I wish I was in Eiki's place.';

'>>45997973
I wish I was behind Kutaka';

'>>45999527
I want to grab her by the tail and........!';

'Do NOT the chicken';

'>>46003293
Salmonella is a small price to pay';

'>>46003293
What if I will?';

'Even if you praise it, only eggs will come out.';

'>>46016908
and what else could you want? it's the best eggs in gensokyo';

'I'm so hungry right now I could literally eat this chicken.';

'>>46019711
Let's bargain. How about an egg instead?';

'>>46019711
We know, Yuyuko
You can't have her though, go eat Mystia instead';

'...';

'>>45695826
I'm sorry my pretty golden chicken ...';

'You COULD eat this single chicken RIGHT NOW

OR

You could keep THIS CHICKEN alive and eat AS MANY EGGS AS YOU WANT FOREVER

choose wisely...';

'>>46034787
I pick eggs. Chicken as a meat really isnt that good. Its almost always dry and shitty and isnt as healthy as beef. Eggs on the other hand taste great and you can make them in so many ways and they're healthy. Just dont mix up the fertilized eggs with the unfertilized ones...';

'>>46034800
They get laid directly into my mouth anon.
And I made sure they were all thoroughly fertilised';

'>>46034842
So you eat the shell?';

'>>46035276
He's like one of those egg-eating snakes.';

'>>46035285
What if he's actually a snake!?';

'>>46039616
Don't be silly, snakes have no hands, they can't post on 4chan.';

'>>46044559
Ok Kanako';

'Godly chikkin';

'>>46048061
Praise!';

'>>46048061
she looks good with one of her eyes covered up by her hair like that';

'>>46050866
Oh no';

'>>46055661
Stupid hat can't even fly, her chick would win any day';

'>>46048061
Kutaka... why are you smiling at me like that...';

'>>46061007
Chicks can't fly either dumbass';

'hey /jp/ guess wut!';

'>>46070633
DO NOT. THE CHICKEN.';

'>>46073472
COCK-a-doodle-doo (emphasis on the COCK)!';

'Chicken butt love';

'>>46078103
Stop this...';

'>>46070633
Komachi's gonna have to go through sexual harassment sensitivity classes. Again.';

'>>46078103
the entire chicken must be loved, not just the butt';

'You guys only love her for her butt... I love her because she's Kutaka';

'>>46095769
That's not true. Chicken breast is important too.';

'>>46096117
Keep your chicken well fed.';

'>>46096127
She will be grateful to you.';

'>>46096117
>>46096127
>>46096136
Who is this yellow-eyed impostor and what does she think she's doing, sullying Kutaka's pure reputation like that!';

'>>46096136
What game is this?';

'>>46096117
Indeed, chicken breast is of the utmost importance!';

'>>46107127
What's wrong with her mouth ?';

'kutaka has had enough of all the lewd content being posted in this thread!';

'bakawk!';

'undefined';

'My angel, my goddess, my religion';

'>>46120889
look at how genki is this chicken, she just want to jump in your plate';

'>>46126681
My seraphic chicken!';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46139038
Cute magpie.';

'>>46139038
do you think she gets along with all birds, or she's scared of owls and other predatory birds?';

'undefined';

'>>46150899
Why does she have pancake batter dripping down her chest?';

'>>46152284
the dress looks to be cooking themed. bottom could be boiling eggs or flames. the middle is golden chicken skin. the top is butter.';

'>>46152284
Sorry, I came on her';

'monkey, chicken, dog!';

'undefined';

'>>46172332
I'm craving some chicken all of a sudden...';

'Kutaka does not approve of your lewd and improper thoughts';

'>>46181766
Kutaka is the purest 2hu';

'I want to eat this chicken...';

'I bet Kutaka would have a great singing voice, too bad Eiki would never let such a hard working chikkin pursue hobbies.';

'Hey! Keep the thread moving, no loitering on page 10!';

'Chicken.. forgotten...';

'>>46200020
what are you talking about? she's clearly allowed to sing on the job';

'>>46200020
Kutaka's idol career is widely known across all of Gensokyo!';

'>>46146842
Ran and Nazrin definitely still have a healthy relationship with their feral instincts, so it's likely that Kutaka does too. It's probably a kneejerk thing that she can push past after a moment.';

'I like the disguise she wears when she goes to the human village in wild and horned hermit';

'>>46209939
Her poor wings must be very cramped and uncomfortable in that box!';

'>>46211361
she can retract them, it's okay!';

'undefined';

'>>46209939
Anon, Wild and Horned Hermit ended two months for WBaWC even came out.';

'>>46212814
I think he's talking about this one, by the same artist. https://mangadex.org/title/5f431fa4-ee68-47ac-8d04-3279a8f2b463/touhou-project-niji-sousaku-series-shinigami-wa-kyou-mo-fune-wo-kogu';

'chikkin love!';

'undefined';

'>>46212790
workplace harassment, abuse of power';

'>>46225564
cock rider!';

'>>46225564
i'm gonna post this in the eika thread!';

'>>46235598
kutaka and eika are friends!';

'>>46212790
Literally hot!';

'>>46239085
Hot chick';

'Two beautiful smiles';

'look at this smug';

'>>46249213
Smug chicken needs kissing correction';

'>>46250917
Indirectly kissing Kutaka-chan by blowing on her whistle!';

'>>46244349
the two best threads on jaypee right now';

'undefined';

'>>46261387
>the chick
kek';

'undefined';

'chicken wife = happy life
simple as';

'>>46278469
it really is that simple';

'>>46278469
Happy chicken wife is the goal.';

'just ate salted egg fried chicken
2 birds (get it) with 1 meal';

'undefined';

'>>46290052
No mention of the chick she carries around? Kutaka is used goods.';

'>>46290134
and who says that's her chick?';

'>>46290052
>has no male colleagues
already failed this one since the kishin chiefs work for the ministry too';

'>>46291506
Who says that it isn't?';

'>>46291519
"In Touhou Project, kishin are powerful youkai who reside in Hell. Each kishin chief commands a number of lesser oni in their torment of the souls who fall into Hell, utilizing a wide array of torture devices. When a hermit or celestial has lived too long, a kishin chief is sent to assassinate them, though most of the living believe that the assassin is a shinigami due to misinformation they have spread. According to Hecatia in Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia, there are kishin at the top of the organization of Hell that work with yama. It is unknown if these elite kishin are of the same type of kishin that manage Hell's oni or if they are Buddhist wrathful deities"

tl;dr the onis are in hell, not in the oniwatari checkpoint (where she works)
if anything, they work with shiki eiki, not with kutaka, they have nothing to do with her line of work';

'Godly chimkin!';

'undefined';

'>>46299355
what's the punishment for losing?';

'>>46301511
You have to marry her
Hope you didn't like sleeping in, cause you're waking up at the crack of dawn every day for the rest of your life!!!';

'>>46303512
But dawn is when i am preparing to go to sleep.';

'>>46303512
So I get the best wife AND alarm clock in Gensoukyo?! That's not a punishment!';

'Chibi chik!';

'>>46312951
chiki!!! chiki!!! cute chiki!!!';

'undefined';

'>>46312951
>>46319621
this chiki is so cute';

'Had chicken breasts for dinner. Yum.';

'Her chick says pi.';

'>>46344171
imagine hearing this all day, forever';

'>>46348500
Pi never ends after all.';

'luv chiki';

'chicken with a gun!';

'>>46344171
Gyates have become art. This could hang in a museum';

'>>46367619
>master1200';

'>>46367893
There are some VERY cute Kutaka gyates out there';

'>>46381530
Did you (or someone in this thread) make this one? >>46344171';

'>>46381604
I wouldn't doubt if he just found it online, Kutaka has a surprising amount of gyates';

'Who ordered the eggs?';

'>>46381604
I do not know who made it I just collect cute Kutakas of all kinds';

'https://twitter.com/ahaja08/status/1770364929633337729/photo/1
chicken breast...';

'>>46393795
Me! Me!';

'undefined';

'COCK';

'>>46402114
Looks very tasty';

'Pretty chicki maid!';

'undefined';

'The chicken is ready to ball!';

'Boxtaka';

'>>46429586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg';

'>>46420685
fat thighs!';

'>>46420685
does she like sex?';

'>>46427358
Who said she wouldn't be balling?';

'undefined';

'>>46451662
This is one huge chick.';

'Kutaka can't go into hiding right before Easter!';

'Paint the egg.';

'>>46462809
Shes' right here!';

'I wish Kutaka was here to save me from this awful sickness
My throat hurts to much';

'>>46469327
Kutaka is here on Easter!';

'undefined';

'>>46481659
easter chickin';

'>>46482248
Double easter!';

'>>46482248
why does the chikkin wear bnuuy?';

'>>46484665
she have to deliver the eggs to the nice anons.';

'>>46485857
What about naughty Anons...?';

'Chicken breast';

'>>46490500
no eggs for them.';

'Komachi's thread died, so it's up to Kutaka to carry on.';

'>>46500982
young kutaka omg, so cute!';

'I want a kutakiss...';

'>>46505711
You mean you want a peck from her.';

'undefined';

'>>46510320
I mean I want her to peck my pecker...';

'Most mid birdhu';

'>>46531536
sorry something went wrong and I dunno how to delete this.
I mean to say:
Most mind-blowingly amazing birdhu';

'>>46531536
Most gorgeous and cute and beautiful and perfect birdhu, you mean';

'>>46533407
god...';

'>>46531689
It's ok dude, it happens to the best of us.';

'>>46535865
Kutaka takes good care of her chickies
It's one of the reasons why she is the best';

'undefined';

'>>46545508
chikinman';

'>>46545516
but she's a woman.';

'>>46545526
fine: cockwoman';

'>>46545532';

'>>46545545
horrifying';

'>>46545508
I never understood what this was referencing';

'>>46545545

Lore Accurate Kutaka';

'Cornfed';

'undefined';

'Kutaka's tail...';

'>>46560023
there's no way that's how her dress works';

'>>46564063
Perhaps it is more like this, but this is awfully risque for a pure girl like Kutaker.';

'>>46564063
>>46567366
behold!';

'>>46572448
corn!';

'I saved a baby chick that had fallen from it's nest yesterday
It wasn't a chicken but nonetheless I hope Kutaka would be proud of me for helping it';

'>>46582142
I'm sure Kutaka would be grateful for the salvation of any bird, be it chicken or anything else';

'>>46582142
Kutaka fans are the best';

'Pretty earrings chikkin';

'undefined';

'>>46599399
That's a big chikkin...';

'>>46599399
>>46599837
I'm going to fucking eat her!';

'>>46604810
Out, of course.';

'>>46599399
m-momma chicken';

'>>46611718
A good momma to all the little chickies';

'>>46612789
An example they should follow!';

'>>45695826
Does she also have a cloaca?';

'>>46623866
why would you need this information?';

'>>46631894
Because I love her and I want to marry her and I need this information to be prepared.';

'Guess what!';

'>>46644167
Chiky';

'>>46645851
That too.';

'>>46648106
chiky butt!';

'chicken farm';

'>>46652113
More chickens!';

'Tenderized chicken breasts!';

'This was a nice almost 5 month long thread.';

'>>46658238
Artist?';

'>>46661182
"was"? is!';

'undefined';

'>>46661182
it wont even reach the 4th';

'>>46671821
Almost 4 months is a good run anyway.';

'>>46658238
Luv titty chiky';

'>>46658238
B I G CHIKY';

'Best chicken made it!';

'>>46686606
where can I dine in this fine restaurant?';

'I don't want to say goodbye... I love her';

'buh bye chikin';

'I'm going to miss her so much...';

'Goodbye Kutaka!!!';

'>>46688758
>>46688903
She'll still be in your hearts, Anons.';

'>>46689379
She'll be in my tummy actually';

'I can't believe the chicken is actually going to fly away!';

'Good bye my dear chicken';

'Kutaka I love you!!! Goodbye!!!';

'>>46692287
Because she's gonna squirt in your mouth and you'll swallow';

'>>46694516
Chicken wings go best with sauce, thanks';

'>>46694641
Wow, sucking on her fingers too? She really got you.';

'Don't cry because it's over
Smile because it happened
Kutaka love forever';

'So when's the next Kutaka thread?';

'She deserved a longer thread...';