'Yuugi thinks kissing makes babies';

'I am a little sad that drinking at 30 is no longer as fun as it was at 20. Every attempt to recapture a bit of the old magic has only served to remind me of why I don't really drink anymore.';

'Yuugi thinks you should be kissing her.';

'>>46250186';

'she's never gonna wear that outfit ever again huh';

'>>46250029
>>46250186
...does that mean?';

'>>46250231
Oh yeah. It does.';

'>>46250221
Now that her ascension from street thug to mob boss has been cemented, unlikely. I always say it but while the yukata look is a good one, the t-shirt will always be her iconic look to me.

Funny to think that she has now appeared more times wearing the yukata than she has the t-shirt in official media.';

'Prepare thy holes Anon.


No really, she will show no mercy prepare your Holes.';

'>>46250247
How am i supposed to teach her?';

'>>46250172
RIP. Become an Oni or reverse your age with Eientei grade drugs.
>>46250248
Everyone looks so edgy and stupid in the newer stories. Why.';

'>>46251224
she's just pissed off in that scene
she looks great otherwise';

'>>46251245
I'd love to be the one to make her not pissed. Give her massages, give her copper flavoured kisses, get her her favourite drinks and so on...';

'>>46251224
She had jollier moments.';

'>>46251343
Look at those hands...now imagine how big her feet are...';

'>>46251355
big oni feet';

'>>46251365
...and toes.';

'>>46251343
Why is Yuugi the only Oni with a job?';

'>>46251392
kasen's a hermit, suika's about as free spirit as you can be, and uhh...I guess Zanmu has some sort of job in hell. Urumi's sort of an oni too and she's got a job running a fishery on the Sanzu River.
Oh, there's Kishin Chief Suiki as well. He's got a job and a half trying to murder seiga';

'>>46251224
RIP. Become an Oni or reverse your age with Eientei grade drugs.
I want to transcend my feeble humanity and live as an oni so bad.';

'>>46251412
being a hobo is not a job! though I did forget about Zanmu yeah, I was only thinking about her Oni friends since they get to play around Reimu while Yuugi can't move freely like them';

'>>46251392
It is funny to think that despite being portrayed as the most brutish of the oni, Yuugi has the best mind for business and earned her spot as the boss by revitalizing the onsen district and eventually the rest of former hell, acting as a hybrid between a mob boss and a mayor.';

'>>46251585
dont forget the shota milking station';

'>>46251585
>mob boss and a mayor.
I would do GTA-esque missions for her if i ever were in that area.';

'>>46251585
Kasen needed an arm off, and Suika caused an incident because she wanted to drink more, LE also made her a huge jerk, Yuugi likes to fight but honestly, she feels like the most well-adjusted one';

'>>46251758
Kasen is the most well adjusted one by virtue of being armless. She's trusted enough to be a sage and proactively solves problems.';

'>>46251765
I think all you need to be a sage is a meddlesome personality and the ability to open portals whenever you want. yukari has gaps, kasen has gates, and okina has doors.
yuugi doesn't have a meddlesome personality and although suika sometimes does, she can't open portals';

'>>46251801
''Meddlesome''
They're basically protecting and maintaining what they worked to build. Even Okina and Yukari are not nearly as meddlesome as they could be, especially Yukari. She has a very laissez-faire attitude when it comes to Gensokyo, spending most of her time asleep and only directly interfering when there's a problem. She could easily become a Big Brother or in this case Big Sister and meddle with the villagers/inhabitants as much as as she wants but doesn't. Unless you count maintaining the land you built as ''meddlesome'' and would like it more if the big three did nothing and let Gensokyo devolve into anarchy and collapse. Yuugi is cooler though.';

'>WaHH
>throw beans at Suika during Setsubun
>she's happy
>LE
>throw beans at Suika during Setsubun
>she turns me into a fine red mist
Why did ZUN make her such a raging cunt in LE';

'>>46251855
you'd maybe be accurate if you said okina, but yukari absolutely does spy on the village (that's what the zashiki-warashi are for) and she does meddle (see her leaving the outside world alcohol in geidontei with a message on the bottom proclaiming she knows everything)';

'>>46251881
She left some wine lying around and may or may not be a voyeur? When i heard ''meddlesome'' i think of someone a lot more proactive than that.';

'>>46251866
Too much drinking has rotted her mind. desu the main Youkai trio are extra assholes there';

'>>46251866
Such is the nature of an alcoholic.';

'>>46251892
anon, I don't want to move this thread away from yuugi, but she's absolutely always been a meddler and a schemer';

'>>46251937
What you're saying essentially amounts to ''why are they doing things??? why do things? whyyyyy???''';

'>>46251664
Doing missions and slowly becoming Yuugi's go to guy for matters relating to the surface!';

'This is what Yuugi followers look like, btw';

'>>46250248
Her yukata is about as formal she wears, so I imagine she puts on the gym shirt and skirt when she gets physical like brawling, working out, spellcard duels, or whatever manual labor needs done that week.
What we won't see is loli Yuugi except in ZUN drawn works. Doujin power is a memetic mindworm.
>>46252570
Imagine being sentenced to Hell and find out your job is to refill Yuugi's sake dish and wipe her sweat off.';

'>>46252610
At least that Yuugi still looked a bit stocky.';

'>>46251866
>fanwork
>throw beans at Suika during Setsubun
>she drunkenly rapes me for days
The good ending.';

'so is she in buddhist hell? what do buddhist demons even do anyways';

'>>46253467
FORMER Buddhist hell. As for what they do, I think they just torture people, same as demons in any other hell.';

'>>46254212
she could torture me any day...';

'>>46254310
Do you really want her to skin you alive with a potato peeler for laughs?';

'>>46254325
I want her to step on me';

'undefined';

'yuugi zajebała mi szlugi';

'>>46257527
Cigarettes are bad for you, anon. She's just looking out for her favorite human.';

'>>46257994
Soon she is just going to look like Pyramid Head...';

'>>46258648
You know, you might just be right about that...';

'I want to be a good boywife for her';

'homo thread';

'>>46250261
I-Is she going to aggressively rim me or something?';

'>>46259542
How is it homo?';

'I bet Yuugi is secretly into handholding
And she wants to have her horn kissed!';

'You niggas are simping for a fucking Oni, a dangerous japanese demon that would do this to you irl.';

'>>46259660
>innocents
the fucking yakuza';

'>>46259660
>>46259669
My wife protecting me from evil men';

'>>46259660
Her monstrous strength is part of her appeal. I don't think she'd kill some rando human unless they picked the fight first though.';

'Obligatory ZUNart Yuugi.';

'If Suika uses hair buns to hide her horns then would Yuugi use a pompadour to hide hers?';

'>>46262018
She could stab her horn though a headband and pretend she is a summoner.';

'>>46262018
She kind of covers it in Lost Word';

'undefined';

'>>46263422
yuugi is engineer gaming??';

'I want to give her a foot massage';

'>>46267671
They must be so tired...';

'>>46267671
Such big feet.... but her muscular legs, big ass, and cute cameltoe are also begging to be touched. I wouldn't know what to worship first!!!!';

'>>46251664
Why is she so smug, /b/ros?';

'>>46259660
lmao that reminds me of that scene in Parasyte.';

'>>46271141
The one with Miki? (only remember his name due to the kanjis being three and tree tbf)';

'Handsome oni.';

'>>46275293
I think she looked extremely handsome in the new CDS chapter';

'>>46275293
Manly women are the best.';

'>>46275306
Lips need to be more kissable';

'It's funny how Yuugi would literally kill you all for being a bunch of weaklings.';

'>>46275671
>innocents
the fucking yakuza';

'>>46275671
She is willing to clean up the streets in a way that the law can't. A benevolent oni.';

'>>46275671
Rubber fist';

'>>46275671
not according to the plot of that very doujin, this is a very specific version of yuugi that wouldn't exist in canon
she wouldn't like you if you were a coward, but she'd not try and kill you either';

'Guys... Kasen is fingering my butt again...';

'>>46275970
I don't think i understand what is meant there, yuugi go to the outside world and go kill some humans because her home (gensokyo?) disappeared?';

'>>46276194
Don't worry, it's for your own good.';

'>>46276194
Your daily hour long prostate exam.';

'>>46276194
Oh no! She got too greedy and pulled your prostate out by accident!
Now you won't be able to cum ever again.';

'>>46278148
That is why you should leave the boy-to-girl button to experienced professionals that understand the concept of fluffy tender aftercare. Oni completely fail in this regard.';

'>>46275331
But i already want to kiss her!';

'>>46278533
suika can make herself tiny and press it
there could be a tiny suika in you right now and you would never know';

'>>46283238
i think i would know';

'>>46263422
Spaghetti!';

'>>46278533
I don't want aftercare. I want my oni gf to brutally abuse my girl button and degrade me the whole time with no aftercare.';

'>>46284459
Based';

'>>46284459
for a second I thought this post said "brutally abuse my belly button"';

'>>46284459
but how will you impregnate your oni gf without your prostate?';

'>>46284562
Anon can get impregnated by his oni wife!';

'>>46284906
but how?
Anon doesn't have the hardware!';

'Why do you genuine faggots have to ruin absolutely every thread you enter? Just stick to your BL or kig homo generals.
I'm leaving.';

'>>46289946
please stay';

'>>46289946
Wait! Don't leave yet! I just made enchiladas!';

'>>46283238
I'd rather be made tiny and inside Yuugi haha';

'>>46289946
come back';

'undefined';

'>>46295851
>>46251365
>>46260982
Yuugi of the fluctuating dish size...';

'>>46299778
I like to think it adjusts itself depending on how drunk Yuugi is planning on getting. This, for example, is her on a good day.';

'>>46302433
so alcohol makes her more powerful?';

'>>46290672
You and me both brother.';

'undefined';

'Yuugi's oversized mobster suit!';

'>>46310962
I wish she would Girlboss all over me';

'>>46310962
She's the oversized one, more like. She could take on all those crime families in the Animal Realm at the same time by herself, ala Kiryu-san.';

'>>46312079
I wonder if she had to fight anyone to become the boss of Former Hell or if she went uncontested. Somehow I get the impression that it wasn't really a role anyone there wanted and she just naturally ended up occupying the role.';

'After hours with the boss...';

'>>46305358
You didn’t know that? Have you ever gotten drunk?';

'>>46305358
A boost to strength, stamina, and courage, with a massive hit to accuracy.';

'>>46317920
i don't think alcohol makes me more powerful';

'>>46322197
Well, I guess you'd still only be as strong as you currently are. It's just that the reckless abandon that alcohol tends to make people more dangerous. If a regular violent human drunk can cause problems then imagine what one with super strength can do.';

'undefined';

'Bathe with oni.';

'yuugibros what the fuck did they do to us on the CDS volume 4 cover';

'>>46341699
FAS?';

'>>46341212
I wanna cuddle her in the bath!';

'>>46358729
You wash her back, she'll wash yours, yeah? And stop squirming when she sits you between her thighs, she's trying to clean you, not tickle you!';

'>>46365298
That's one long horn!';

'How do you guys cope with the fact that Yuugi is an Oni and that she would kill you all?';

'>>46375362
she wouldn't kill me
i'm not a bad guy
she would protec me from all of the bad guys instead';

'can any1 post the 2hu height chart? I can't seem to find it anywhere';

'>>46375362
>innocents
the fucking yakuza';

'>>46375531
This one?';

'>>46375630
yes
tank u';

'>>46375630
Imagine height mogging everyone that hard then wearing lifts on top of that. What a flex.';

'Are you drinking today, Anon?';

'>>46380132
Maybe a little to help me fall asleep at night.';

'>>46380132
No, I'm hungover from last night';

'>>46381119
Yuugi's advice in this field is to simply never get hungover by never stopping to sober up!';

'>>46381119
Remember to take the occasional gulp of water next time.';

'undefined';

'Holy shit the amount of faggots here
>>46387995';

'>>46388691
I can get behind a lanklet Parsee.';

'I mean this in a completely non sexual way, but you could tenderize meat on her abs.';

'>>46392008
I agree in a completely sexual way.';

'yuck';

'>>46392008
i would love to be tenderized by her';

'>>46397817
Wouldn't we all...';

'>>46251585
>ywn crunch the numbers with Yuugi
Just fuck my shit up';

'>>46407188
>tfw I have always been terrible at math';

'>>46251585
the idea of yuugi wearing reading glasses came up in a story here and since then it's lived in my head rent free';

'>>46251585
oyabun oni';

'undefined';

'>>46375362
She wouldn't kill me. I'm a clumsy twink that needs to be cared for';

'>>46407701
It's okay Cirno I am too';

'>>46392040
Same.';

'>>46426495
UGH why can't women be like this irl';

'undefined';

'>>46435812
Pointy ears cute...';

'>>46437546
And canon!';

'>>46438142
A trait Suika lacks, apparently.';

'>>46438190
shut up yuumahri, never forget who broke your horn. HORNLESS, HORNLESS!';

'>>46250231
You'll be a father soon.';

'>>46427757
Some women can get that way IRL. They likely wouldn’t have large breasts if they’re roided out, though.';

'>>46443342
have you seen any irl?
how would one seduce one?';

'>>46443948
NTA but good luck, from my experience 90% of them are lesbos.';

'>>46444584
I see they're bulking to beat their girlfriends harder.';

'>>46444584
it's joever';

'>>46444606
they should be beating me instead!';

'I came onto Yuugi thanks to all the Meiling x Yuugi material from people like Asatoshi MMD and that doujin where they go to the onsen together and make food.';

'>>46252500
>Doing missions and slowly becoming Yuugi's go to guy for matters relating to the surface!
I can imagine a GTA-esque cutscene playing out, with her acting like Brucie from GTA IV but having the strength to back up her eccentricities.
>>46271122
>Why is she so smug, /b/ros?
Because she knows she's the best tengu. She could be working a dead end job at Cluck 'n Bell and still get all the boys in her yard.';

'>>46259669
>>46275695
>>46259669
the who';

'>>46444810
>and that doujin where they go to the onsen together and make food.

What is it called? Or at least what artist?';

'>>46450421
"Drink and Women and the Former Hell Hot Springs" by Risui';

'>>46444810
This made me think. I cannot really recall how Yuugi became my favorite. All I remember now is that she has been so for years. This is the oldest image I have saved of her so I can only assume that it had something to do with my love of muscular women but I cannot say for sure.';

'>>46452732
I bounced from hu to hu when I first got into Touhou. First it was Ran, then Komachi, then Mokou, and then I settled on Yuugi, but I also can't remember how I found out about her. I've always liked boobies and used to prefer shy girls, but as the years went on the appeal of tomboys struck and solidified. This was the first Yuugi I saved.';

'>>46458490
I'm surprised I didn't go for Nue since I normally like edgier looking girls with darker color palettes.';

'>>46458746
Oh yeah, mischievous shithead gremlin characters are great too. I've noticed I'm attracted to two different types of girls on opposite ends of the scale: scrawny losers I can be losers with, and beefy blockheads who can pick me up and protect me.';

'>>46458825
Favorite scrawny loser Touhou?';

'I WANT MOMMY
I WANT MILK
I WANT TO BE HELD
I WANT TO BE COMFORTED';

'>>46463736
lmao get a load of this big baby! Bet he has one hair on the top of his head and shit.';

'>>46459187
Seija>Chiyari>Shion>Mizuchi';

'RAAAAAAA ME BIG ANGRY ONI';

'>>46464652
Cute!';

'undefined';

'>>46468860
How different would the world be if the fandom decided that Yuugi should be proportioned like Suika in all fan art shortly after her release?';

'>>46463736
(You)';

'>>46472389
fanart would be different, but I think ZUN always had it in his mind that Yuugi would be bigger than Suika height-wise. I think that given her title would still be 'Yuugi the Strong' she'd still have gotten the depiction she got in CDS.';

'>>46472427
Now that's a rare Yuugi that I never see posted.';

'>>46472406
giwtwm';

'>>46473163
You are not gonna make it if she's in heat.';

'>>46472427
I like Yuugi being the same proportion as Suika ';

'>>46473220
I would die a happy man';

'>>46472406
VGH';

'>>46473538
This picture looks the way I feel...';

'>>46473538
NEEEEEED';

'>>46474021
No big oni embrace...';

'undefined';

'>>46478738
I will never be hugged like this
why even live at this point?';

'Yuugi will never pat your head and tell you you're her favorite human...';

'>>46487036
I want to do the same to her and tell her she is my favorite oni.';

'>>46488879
This is the technique they started to leave out of all the oni extermination handbooks, because it caused a lot more of their exterminators to never return. Not because they were kidnapped, they just didn't want to.';

'>>46489034
And why would they, look how adorable an oni could be!';

'>>46489034
I want to hug this oni!';

'>>46491053
A woman sturdy enough to withstand the physical impact of my loving full powered embrace...';

'>>46494844
but are you sturdy enough for her embrace?';

'>>46496633
Unfortunately I am still but a frail human being even at my strongest. I would have to become an oni myself.';

'>>46496633
I'm a fat lad, I'm made to be cuddled';

'tall oni';

'>>46501458
Some people wish she was chunkier but I think both manga depictions did her justice in different ways.';

'>>46501458
Reimu ohkos the stinky ogre btw';

'>>46501471
she's the perfect kind of chunky in CDS. The artist managed to nail the obviously strong look without making her look like she's spent three days losing water weight before the chapter
I've got a soft spot for FS Yuugi, though, see >>46472427
actually maybe I just really like her original outfit...';

'>>46501682
It will always be her iconic look for me.';

'>>46501682
it's the sleeves that make her look chunky';

'>>46487036
Imagine the smell under there';

'>>46496633
I will become sturdy enough!';

'>>46496633
I will get sturdy or die under her sweet embrace!!!';

'>>46505359
Womanly';

'undefined';

'>day 8564
>still no official fumo for Yuugi';

'>>46516414
Never EVER!';

'>>46513367
I want to cling up to those arms!';

'>>46517760
She's a bit like a walking gym. Take hold of on her arms and show her how many pullups you can do.';

'>>46520931
does she give a reward if you do a lot?';

'undefined';

'>>46522259
Self-improvement is its own reward is what she'd say, but I say her toothy grin and good praise also count. Ask if you can touch her horn or her abs and she'll agree if she didn't before. Something real impressive for a human will let you drink from her dish.';

'>>46536232
can i get cuddles as reward?';

'undefined';

'>>46541461
Cuddling is basically the same as wrestling, so you can already get those for free.';

'>>46548389
I wanna wrestle with her on her bed!';

'>>46550332

You're going to need a really stable bed anon';

'>>46545927
What the fucking is happening with her knees';

'>>46550370
What could happen on a non stable bed? Would it break?';

'>>46545927
I like her spooky red hands.';

'I just think that I'm owed a big oni mommy dom gf for all the pain and suffering I've had to endure.';

'>>46566544
i think so
i want to be dominated so bad...';

'>>46473221
You are not alone.';

'How tall is she?
I wanna if she still mogs me despite me being 6'5"';

'>>46569365';

'drunk oni';

'>>46569365
I always imagined her as being tall for a woman at 6'2" rather than the usual 7 foot titan she is often drawn as.';

'>>46578027
6'2 would be more than enough for me';

'undefined';

'>>46569365';

'Would Yuugi or really any oni for that matter still care for sake if they knew about Everclear?';

'undefined';

'>>46602918
What is she doing here?';

'>>46602959
Gooning';

'>>46603005
Hoshigoonma...';

'>>46516414
Anorexic oni.';

'>>46577978
That's redundant';

'Why are you doing this';

'Yuugi cosplaying as Hong';

'>>46621981
I love her arms';

'>>46621981
I'm not going to live to see round 2 between these two in MMD, am I...';

'>>46633110
Realistically, does Hong stand a chance even after a training arc?';

'>>46633223
Depends , Meiling could definitely beat her up if she wanted to , Problem is she's lazy as fuck and unless motivated properly would just sleep all day.';

'>>46633223
It's not a matter of defeating Yuugi, but lasting long enough for her to grant Meiling the win. What's important is to make sure sure she doesn't get bored like last time.';

'>>46553435
It would be extremely painful';

'>>46536232
>Self-improvement is its own reward is what she'd say,
Based Yuugi';

'>>46633246
In that case of that particular fight, I think it's just that Yuugi was just that far above her physically and Hong had never encountered someone at that level so she never trained beyond what was needed to beat people who were her physical equals.';

'>>46633842
We still dont know anything about Meiling or what she did before she entered Remilias service.

>I think it's just that Yuugi was just that far above her physically
Stronger perhaps but Meiling has technique and is generally a better martial artist.

Either way it would be a very interesting and fun fight for the both of them';

'>>46633110
I'd rather see the two of them having a nice drink and a snooze together';

'>>46633530
for you';

'>>46634223
>>46633530
it's a big bed';

'>>46633869
>Stronger perhaps but Meiling has technique and is generally a better martial artist.
One of my speculations on what set Yuugi apart as physically the strongest in a race of youkai that are already known for their physical strength is that she was the only one that bothered to develop a technique to beat other oni with rather than just mindlessly smashing as brutes are known to do.

Imagine seeing Meiling finally think she got the better of Yuugi only for it to turn out that all she did was force her to finally bring out her own martial arts. True shounen battle manga moment where Meiling has to get stronger on the spot or or quite possibly die. All while Remilia watches and thinks on how it is all going according to plan and how all of this was arranged to make her stronger so she could have the most powerful minion in Gensokyo.';

'>>46633223

I think Yuugi would solo her no matter what she tries to do';

'>>46643012
Yuugi is presumably the pinnacle of physicality in a race that is already known for its strength but I wonder, would Meiling be able to body the average oni?';

'>>46634147
Por que no los dos?';

'>>46634147
They can still do that after Meiling puts up a better fight. The only reason Yuugi didn't stick around for a drink last time is because of how thoroughly disappointed she was by Meiling's performance.

Imagine a picture of Yuugi and Meiling having a beer attached. It exceeds 4mbs.';

'>>46652173';

'>>46652562
meiling is a lightweight!';

'>>46657152
She drinks on an empty stomach due to spending all day not eating anything except a very light lunch!';

'>>46657754
I find that hard to believe
i think Meiling eats a whole lot
How else is she supposed to sustain the temple that is her dragon warrior body?';

'Yuugi offers you a fist bump, do you accept?';

'>>46665305
I GOTTA bump it!';

'>>46665305
I kiss it';

'sucking yuugi's horn';

'Death by snu-snu...';

'>>46668939
Help! I can't swim!';

'>>46671228
Good thing she can save you and give you CPR.';

'>>46679167
I'd swoon in her arms';

'>>46668939

I'd purposely drown myself just for the opportunity of her carrying me.';

'>>46679723
>>46671228
She's too wasted to notice and you drown.';

'undefined';

'Can she even be too wasted?';

'>>46694532
Even oni have their limits, except maybe Suika. She gets even more handsy than she already is the more shitfaced she gets, so stay out of arms reach lest she practices her holds on you or turns you into a human body pillow. Being crushed against her rock-solid booze-soaked body, how awful...';

'Drinks with the oni.';

'>>46698708
>turns you into a human body pillow
I would accept my fate, I'm a fat manlet, so perfect for cuddling';

'>>46698708
>Being crushed against her rock-solid booze-soaked body, how awful...
something else becomes rock solid as well...';

'undefined';

'>>46668939
I'd ask her to get in the water with me';

'>>46715448
Her horn sticks out like a shark fin';

'>>46715448
Desire to lick...';

'>>46249996
WHAT ARE WE DRINKING TONIGHT /JP/?????

I'm halfway through some tequila. I know it's a Monday night but I'm fucking CELEBRATING, last class of my master's program tonight FUCK YEAH BOYS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU /JP/';

'>>46715730
Look at you, smart ass college boy and shit. You earned it.';

'>>46715790
Are you sipping on anything?

captcha: twas';

'>>46715794
Nah, these days I only drink when I get the idea in my head that I can recapture some of the magic that was drinking in my early 20's. I never can but I need the occasional reminder.';

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'>>46723116
I wanna shower with Yuugi!';

'>>46728557
gross';

'>>46731528
It won't be gross after a shower.';

'>>46735356
Showering with an oni is no way to get clean. You try not popping a boner when both of you are buck naked, glistening wet, and trapped in a confined space within inches of each other. Trust me, even if you somehow had enough self-control to hold back, Yuugi is not the kind of person to leave something like that unattended.';

'>>46738065
we're still in a shower
everything will be washed off';