'what did Silent Sinner in Blue mean by this?';

'undefined';

'>>46364186
God I wish I was Sakuya
https://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm';

'undefined';

'>>46375588
lmao';

'>>46364186
would she order from the kids menu at applebees?';

'>>46380335
nah she's a proper lady who eats fine cuisine like steak (extra rare)';

'>>46378323
She's such a dork and yet so cool';

'undefined';

'she infected';

'You brought this on yourself, Remi.';

'>>46385210';

'>>46385210
Vampire Sakuya Lust-o-meter is off the charts. she can even rival Sex-Flan and Sex-koa';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46364186
Remiria';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46398711
I like it but aren't sakuya's proportions in the bottom half rather... off?';

'undefined';

'>>46398671
lungs filling up with tainted feet air!';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46410399';

'>>46410409';

'>>46410412';

'undefined';

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'I'm gonna BEAT the shit out of this vamp';

'undefined';

'>>46419259
Get out of here Cirno.';

'undefined';

'>>46424245

Skuy is just watching this with a nose bleed.';

'>>46428118
Cute remi dress';

'>>46428118
Remi tits too big. But I love the idea she had to wear open back clothing to make room for her wings. Very sexy.';

'>>46432881
faggot';

'>>46434085
>46434085
The ojou-sama is flat! FLAT! And I wouldn't have her any other way.';

'>>46435510
how does she drink that way?';

'>>46435533
Very carefully.';

'>>46435510
If you tap against ojou-sama's chesst rapidly, it sounds like you're knocking on stone';

'>>46436454';

'>>46436454
Everday I wish to have been a girl with moderate sized boobs so I could fill Remi with cute envy every time she saw me.';

'>>46436454
Hot.

>>46436483
Blasphemy. I hate that this image exists.';

'>>46436739
https://files.catbox.moe/h7v1hl.mp4';

'>>46437125
...
I
I don't now how I sat through that
I-
What-
Who-
Why-
i have
so many questions';

'>>46437125
Fuck off to >>>/d/ nigger';

'>>46437125
Did you really have to try and one up that? I hate that this video was made, I hate who made it, and I hate you for posting it. May all involved die a painful death.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'Alright anons, I wanna know. Ouju sama with white silvery hair or light but bold blue hair?';

'>>46449675
Ouju sama with white silvery hair stained from my cum.';

'I'm jealous of Remi. I wish Sakuya would change my diaper whenever I make a messy.';

'>>46449675
We already have Sakuya for the white hair. The ojou-sama should have blue hair. Maybe purple. Not sure why her hair varies so much though.';

'>>46432554
what's her best look? I really like her Curiosities of Lotus Asia outfit and Touhouvania outfit';

'>>46450568
also this, she fits light and pastel colors so well';

'undefined';

'>>46455492
Imagine the view from the other side.';

'>>46450568';

'>>46450568
Im a massive CV fag, so of course her Koumajou Dentsetsu outfit is the best.';

'>>46458597
it slaps hard, so does her songs from the sequel:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCLT0czJRE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87dcYxrKwI

what a muse she is';

'>>46450581
Remi always gets such cool figurines';

'>>46458495
Cute Remi heels';

'How about some tactical 2hu?';

'>>46473174
Sakya can pull off being both feminine and masculine beautifully';

'Such a tasty meido.';

'>>46479348
Yes. Tasty.';

'>>46479707
My meido is not a masochist! She may be a pervert, a sociopath, a mental asylum escapee, a masochist, but she is NOT a gigolo!
... What did her armpit taste like?';

'>>46479789
>not a masochist!
>,a masochist
wut
But I like to imagine Sakuya (and her fluids) taste vaguely like tea. Kinda like how Remi (and her fluids) would taste vaguely like wine.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46489733
Sakuya would never!';

'undefined';

'>>46497684
Yeah, haha, who would ever want that, right? It's not like I fantasize about it near daily or anything.';

'Remi preys on men CENTURIES younger than her';

'>>46479789
>a pervert, a sociopath, a mental asylum escapee, a masochist
Stop projecting through my meido, kudasai.';

'>>46505297
And how old is Remi?';

'>>46505371
Old enough to know better!';

'>>46504861
Is it really “preying on” if I want it?';

'>>46508264
you are her prey and food. nothing more';

'>>46510761
Not the fantasy I’m going for but sure. I’m fine with Remi voring me.';

'>>46511160';

'>>46511163
Why is she black';

'>>46511178
Remi is a cutie sicilian. Flan is french. She grows olives in the SDM garden.';

'>>46511188
*She gets Meiling to grow olives in the SDM garden';

'>>46511203
Meiling is a firey scot';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46513115
cute little toes';

'>>46518369
kys';

'i creampuffed your sister last night';

'undefined';

'>>46497684
>>46504296
Yeah, who would want to fuck her tight cold cunny? It would be too tight, wouldn't it? I definitely wouldn't enjoy it or anything, and I certainly won't be aroused by her delicious prepubescent child body.';

'>>46518369
Careful Anon, they haven't been washed in quite a bit!';

'>>46526679
get fucking shot.';

'undefined';

'>>46530836
Does Remi have half an ass cheek here?';

'>>46531872
You can see the lines of her left leg so the other one is still there.';

'>>46531872
It's an impression from where her Pichuuns usually go, Sakuya forgot to make sure she was wearing them in that picture.';

'>>46526581
Yeah no man/woman is pedo/necrophilic enough to be aroused by Remilia Scarlet's undead delicious child body that looks like a 10 year old uoh
Yum';

'>>46535290
Obviously he's schizophrenic.';

'undefined';

'Remi found out your greatest secret';

'>>46540898
hahahaha, if she really did, then she wouldn't be smiling.';

'>>46540898
That I want to drink her pee?';

'>>46540898
She knows thatI shat myself at a walgreens and ran out without paying for the carrots I had in my hand at the time and spent the next three hours sponging liquid shit out of my pants in the shower crying?';

'>>46542180
Damn anon. That's rough.';

'>>46542180
It's OK because Remi soils herself regularly too.';

'I like oppai Remi';

'>>46542355
Same';

'>>46542355
Only her sister can have boobs.';

'>>46542180

Anon you could've just thrown out the pants and saved yourself time';

'>>46542602
He's low functioning.';

'>>46497684
>>46504296
>>46526581
>>46535257
Why is /jp/ suddenly full of necrophiliac pedophiles?';

'>>46542938
out of 10!';

'>>46542938
hot';

'>>46542938
What, you wouldn't want this?';

'>>46544609
For a dead body her womb looks rather alive';

'>>46544621
With enough dedication, anything is possible.';

'>>46364186
I'm going to diablerize this ventrue trash';

'>>46545410
I'm going to fuck you with a rake for even thinking of trying.';

'>>46542444
pudgy vs stick';

'>>46544609';

'>>46547213
What is wrong with her? Why is she doing that? Why does she have star pasties on her nips?';

'>>46547368
Sakuya deleted her WoW account';

'>>46542938
That's what all humans are like when they're being honest.';

'>>46547368
don'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouth
...





I'm gonna';

'Moar';

'>>46547423
Wow. What a bitch. How could she do that to the ojousama

>>46551072
It'll be fine. Probably.';

'sakuya would be such a weird fucking human
who the fuck have grey hair at such young age';

'>>46552727
It's called 'anime' grey, anon.';

'>>46544609
>>46544628
the west is saved';

'>>46552765
thats retarded because she is not even anime
this is japan general if i post sakuya in anime it would get me a warning delete or ban';

'>>46558211
This is one of the rare few times I'm seriously concerned at the reading comprehension of the average human being';

'>>46558211
The concept, not a literal anime you tool.
They're just fanciful, fantastical beings that don't have to adhere to the boring, common sense norms of meatspace world.';

'>>46558235
thanks for your concern but im fine its sakuya hair colour that you should be more concerned about
that is a funny image of alice and her am i retarded grimoire i also have a similar image to this but it is not as funny';

'Five hundred long, sweaty, smelly years.';

'>>46558339
you are very rude i am not a tool, it is you who seems to be a tool using words like meatspace world that you must think are so cool and different to use
anime as a concept is japanese animation and should be a category under japanese general but it is not';

'>>46558343
Akyuu and Sanae have even weirder colors...
With Sakuya you could at least use the headcanon of her using her powers to keep herself young not being perfect and her hair "aging" but those other two go full anime/manga aestetic of "screw the rules I have green hair"';

'>>46558466
purple and green is becoming less weird nowadays there are a lot of young girls dyeing their hair with these two colours and also blue
interesting headcanon perhaps her breasts swelled to different sizes as she de-aged and this would explain the inconsistencies portrayed in breast size in the games';

'>>46558601
Nah breast size is her space manipulation, she reduced her tits at first since she wasn't used to flying that much, big again in the fighters so their bouncing might distract the opponent and medium size afterwards when she got used to flying.
Or Remi tells her to change depending on if the size of the last maid she has seen in an manga from the outside world idk.';

'undefined';

'>>46562846
Shitshit they noticed me';

'>>46542938
It's probably Sakuya posting.';

'>>46566128
No. It’s just me posting.';

'undefined';

'>>46566128
What's Remi doing with Flan's recorder?';

'>>46573488
https://files.catbox.moe/yww0il.jpg';

'>>46542938
/jp/ stands for just pedo';

'undefined';

'>>46542938';

'Do you want a child bride?';

'undefined';

'>>46364186
what kind of European is Sakuya';

'>>46586378
French, like Remi and Flan.';

'What kind of Africans does Sakuya prefer as lovers?';

'>>46587711
South. The ones that speak dutch or english, although she's partial to Rhodies.';

'>>46504861
>>46544609
>>46544628
Every time these pictures get posted the lonely silence of my apartment gets just a tiny bit more suffocating';

'I saw this thread on front page. Cool.';

'>>46589083
Get a Remi fumo you can cum on when you're feeling lonely';

'>>46589187
How come Remi can give her maid a surprise kissu but if I do that I'm labeled a sexual harasser?';

'>>46589445
You just haven't tried hard enough.';

'does anybody have a video of 2 people cosplaying as Sakuya and Remilia kissing and cuddling in bed?';

'>>46589083
Same. Fictional perfection is so addicting, but so discomforting at the same time. Organic, real stuff can't compare.';

'I like to think that they have a funny british accent
>oi you chinese bahstard stop sleeping and go back to woik, ma'am doesn't pay you to snoh at the gait
>sakuyaa I want a cuppa
>aye ma'am';

'>>46589506
Would another Anon be prepared to make one with me?';

'>>46591828
This but only sakuya. Remi has an extremely heavy Romanian accent.';

'>>46593057
She is british to. She writes in english on FS and ZUN said that she is not descendant of dracula';

'>>46594524
so she speaks in a really bad romanian accent';

'>>46594941
What does this look like';

'>>46595009
Hotel Transylvania';

'>>46594524
I imagine that while she might be British herself, she moved to Romania to really live that fantasy.';

'>>46594524
>She swears that she is a descendant of Tepes
What a dork';

'Hey, Remi was here a moment ago, where did she go?';

'>>46591828
Adult Remi is really something.';

'>>46594685
>(Dead)
Why?';

'>>46597405
Degeneracy. Also not Remi or Sakuya posted.';

'>>46597428
Anon, Remi is clearly in that pic.';

'charisma break';

'>>46598439';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46544609
Why fucking live
;_;';

'>>46606064
PUT A SHIRT ON THE ADVERTISERS CAN'T SEE YOUR SOFT PALE BARE SKIN';

'>>46606064
Who makes kid-sized sexy lingerie?';

'>>46606064
I can see her navel';

'>>46606218';

'>>46606064
IT'S OVER';

'>>46606064
>Remilia's nudes getting leaked online';

'>>46606064';

'undefined';

'>>46606134
Lady Remilia is advertising SEX!';

'>>46607183
Remi should turn the SDM into a brothel. Would attract a lot of business.';

'>>46607526
Imouto-sama will FINALLY be contributing to the manor';

'>>46610715
What the hell was posted?


....do it again. I wanna see.';

'>>46610939
Oujou-sama got desperate for attention, and took her top off to try and scrape herself back to relevancy.
All it really did was expose her as a hussy. A HUSSY!!';

'>>46610715
Get back to work Sakuya.';

'>>46610967
I don't care. Somebody post it again.';

'>>46610715
>feeling of fear but also arousal that you would experience if you actually met a naked loli vampire
This is why I like lolivamps. I may be a pedophile, but I like challenge.';

'Jesus are Remilia thread always this degenerate? I just wanted to see some cool and wholesome fanart';

'>>46611216
use the archive';

'>>46542938
>>46611518
/jp/ was always like this.';

'>>46611528
Which one? I've not been able to find one that archives jp';

'>>46611603
Warosu
https://warosu.org/jp/
How do you not know this?';

'>>46611688
Because I'm not a chronic neet and have more than a handful of others I use.';

'>>46610967
God I want to bury my face in that armpit. I wonder what she smells like.';

'>>46611905
Pedoya's spit';

'>>46437125
Just how much liquid fits in that cup?';

'>>46542938
>now';

'>>46574235
I thought it was just porn?';

'>>46574235
>>46613061
It stands for "just please drink my blood Remi I want it to nourish you and then cradle my head in your lap and pat me on the head as I rest and recover from the blood loss"';

'>>46613621
does it hurt?';

'>>46613621
Reminds me of that one fic where Remilia attempts to endure the urge to suck an injured Anon's blood.';

'>>46611448
You know what? That actually describes Touhou fans perfectly:
pedophiles who like challenge';

'IT'S A REMISAKU THREAD WHERE ARE THE CUTE REMISAKU IMAGES??';

'>>46619215';

'undefined';

'>>46619215
Remisaku isn't cute, it's uncomfortable to watch a pervert get off by fondling a young innocent girl.';

'>>46619714
Not every artist follows the same shitty memes, anon.';

'Does her coffin smell of rotten corpses or does it have a sweet girly smell?';

'>>46619866
It's noticeably a lot smellier towards the feet end, and has been for over five hundred years.';

'>>46619883
Remi smell clogged my lungs';

'Not these fucking retards again...';

'>>46619734
shut the fuck up sakuya';

'undefined';

'Finding Sakuya's hard drives with hundreds of TB of hidden cam footage and destroying it!';

'>>46621001
Destroying it? Mass copy it and give it to all the lonely Jaspies here.';

'Sakuya would edge you for three hours to make sure you release a proper load inside of her Mistress.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46621185
i hate seeing eyes in this artstyle.';

'peak romance. I love how Memories of Phantasm based scene on the canon IN dialogue.
Surely we'll get more backstory on Remi and Sakuya's relationship and how they came to know each other any day now... right...?';

'>>46636660
Mokou cant catch a break, Yukari had the same idea with Reimu here. Who knows how many other human and youkai pairs tried the same thing?';

'>>46595567
The real funny thing is that she claims this, but she was actually born less than 10 years after Vlad died. If ol' son of the dragon turned as soon as he died, then it actually would be more believable if Remi said she was his daughter than generically saying "decendant"';

'>>46607526
Instead of SDM it would be S&M.';

'>>46480463
>wut
its a classic Simpsons reference';

'>>46540898
hahaha it cant be helped...';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'lel';

'She is not good at cooking';

'>>46645102
but she italian';

'What is the daily routine at the SDM?';

'>>46648513
Sleep
Eat
Chill';

'>>46648513
>wake up
>eat
>orgy
>eat
>orgy
>eat
>orgy
>orgy to sleep';

'>>46450568
>>46450581
>>46458495
Remis is so stylish. Her Strange Creators of Outer World outfit so too underrated';

'My Lady is so artistic.';

'>>46645102

Even if she was, I highly doubt her spoiled ass would cook and she'd still make Sakuya do it';

'>>46652107
You don't expect a little lady to cook for herself, do you?';

'undefined';

'REM REM REM REM REM';

'>>46364186';

'undefined';

'>>46662113
I'd marry a bratpire';

'>>46662113
>>46666148
What's the difference between a childpire and a bratpire?';

'>>46383566
This danbooru pool is bloody hot';

'>>46668983';

'>>46668983
what pool?';

'sir, finishing this fight.';

'>>46669785
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/588';

'>>46657322
>vampire
>mirrors';

'>>46672982
Its a modern mirror that she imported from the outside world that is made of aluminium, so she can see her refletion on it, unlike the old silver coated mirrors.';

'Remimi looks so cute when she looks embarrassed';

'>>46673078
fair enough
Flan has shit taste in mirrors though';

'>>46666310
Bratpires need rape correction.
Childpires need consensual loving.';

'can you all please stop the degeneracy as post funny stuff';

'The cute flurry of little braps means that it's time for the No No Train to start pulling in to Pichuun Central Station.';

'>>46674096
i piedi';

'that feel when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama ;~;';

'>>46674096
What is she stepping on?';

'>>46675375
muh dong';

'>>46675375
my lungs';

'undefined';

'>>46674096
>>46675375
>>46678379
why do lolicons get off kids stepping on them?';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY=';

'>>46681045
Ojou-sama said "Nah, I'd win"...';

'undefined';

'>>46680962
It unironically feels great.';

'>>46686869
i actually had a nosebleed today now i'm afraid Remi will drink it';

'>>46686869
Cute hair';

'undefined';

'>>46687563
reminds me, I actually painted Remilia using my own nosebleed blood before ._.';

'>>46597400
adult remi is best remi';

'>>46693838
most sane Remifag';

'undefined';

'>>46693838

You can't just say that without showing us Anon. If you didn't take a picture of it, break your nose and do it again.';

'>>46705367
>that was my
Your what?';

'>>46619714
Sakuya may be young but she is still an adult, Remi can fondle her.';

'>>46705367
Ojou-sama?! Do you smell burnt toast?';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46680962
Imagine Remi's soft tiny child feet on your rock-hard cock and you'll understand.';

'>>46726603
how soft?';

'undefined';

'>>46728400';

'>>46728398
Like a marshmallow.';

'>>46728736
it's like silk';

'>>46674185
>post funny stuff
When I look at Remi I can't help but lol and lmao.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>46734408
she italian';

'>>46734733
she MESSY!!
Sakuya, show this brat some manners!';

'>>46726603
or mouth';

'>>46728736
Please don't fuck marshmallows';

'slay feetniggers';

'>>46734408
she fuckin that shit up
eat eat eat!';

'>>46738789
grow up.';

'>>46738088
Can I put the marshmallows into my mouth instead?';