'Obligatory';

'Some things that occasionally pop into my head:
>Doors that open the opposite way? That's good, but how about some that are on the ceiling requiring you to climb?
>Put a carpet over a hole/trapdoor like a cartoon but it's only like 2 foot deep and gets filled with cooking oil/molasses/whatever else
>Trial room in kitchen that only opens once the team uses the materials on hand to cook a worthy meal';

'do not post AI threads on my board, please and thank you.';

'>>61457706
>SWAT breaks door down
>Hidden steel door slams down behind them
>It's an escape room and now they all have to work together to progress.';

'>>61461396
>it's one of the "you must have sex" traps just like my Mongolian pornographic tabloid cartoons
Sasuga';

'>>61461428
SWAT teams are trained in emergency sodomy.';

'>>61457311
Compression fucked your image mate';

'>>61461921
>The phoneposter doesn't know';

'>>61461965
Phones are convenient for those of us that actually go outside. Sitting on your computer all day on a weekend isn't the brag you think it is.';

'>>61461965
It's still a fucked img when you know, dude. Get off your high horse and don't be gay.';

'an entire house made of stairs. the kitchen is just one part of a stairwell with appliances on the side.the bedroom is just a hammock strung at the base of two staircases';

'basically anything out of the ordinary is going to trip-up swat teams. they are mostly trained to fight unprepared perps. simply hiding behind the front door as they open it is gonna guarantee bad day';

'>>61461921
>open image in new tab
>remove the m at the end of the url, before png
>if image is still blurry change .png to .jpg
Apply this to every shitty image you come across before posting dumb shit';

'>>61461965
>not only phoneposter, but retarded phoneposter at that';

'>>61462093
The sinks and toilet bowls are built into the landings of staircases.';

'>>61462016
No it isn't, learn2zoom and learn2desktopmode if you insist on phonefagging';

'>windows don't open
>closed blinds behind them
>fishtanks full of silicone lube behind that
>5mm mild steel plate behind that';

'>>61462005
>Phones are convenient for those of us that actually go outside. Sitting on your computer all day on a weekend isn't the brag you think it is.
You could always just lurk moar. Going outside then insisting on making shitty ill informed posts on 4chan anyways isn't the brag you think it is.';

'>>61457311
omg I was in that thread!';

'>>61462839
There is literally no reason to own a desktop computer in the modern day unless you're some cringe boomer playing doom all the time.';

'>>61462879
This, PC guys are the model train fags of their generation';

'>>61462879
retarded chimp detected.
white people own desktops.
niggers and women own phones and tablet
using a laptop is ok if you rarely stay in the same place, but if you regularly spend time at home you should have a desktop.';

'>>61462903
i'm pretty sure model train fags are the model train fags of their generation.';

'>>61454466';

'>>61462913
>women own phones and tablet
most women I know own a laptop, but not a desktop. I think not owning a computer at all is mostly a non white thing. Then again I'm 30, so maybe people below the age of 18 like the person you're replying to are different.';

'>>61462879
>>61462903
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO MAD YOU'VE RESORTED TO SAMEFAGGING LMFAO HOW FUCKING SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!';

'>>61462879
>>61462903';

'>seething PC boomers still can't give any reasons to justify their incel anchor and resort to crying and ad hominem
lol!';

'>>61462988
Who are you quoting?';

'>>61462988
to anyone who has a desktop their value is self evident. Meanwhile you're impossible to convince, and we're smart enough to know not to bother. We're just here to laugh at you. Please say "tranime" next, also post a soijack or however it's spelled.';

'>>61462997
>so mad he replies in less than a minute
We got us a seether!';

'>>61463019
Who are you quoting?';

'>>61463013
>um the value is just so self evident I don't even have to explain
Ah so your a manchild with a gamebox that you dumped 2k into.';

'>>61463023
Sorry you got so butthurt about your defending gaming rig lol.';

'>>61463051
>lol';

'>>61463030
>your
wrong
>a gamebox that you dumped 2k into
if you think that's a lot of money for the amount of fun you can have with a decent pc, you're poor as shit. Also even for less than 1k you can get a pretty solid pc for playing games that are a few years old and you have enough time for the dust to settle and decide if they're slop.';

'>>61463057
>doubles down on a grammer error then proceeds to explain how he NEEDS his big expensive grown up toy to play the super fun games made for children.
lol so you are a big boomer baby who needs his safe space to game all his little problems away. Grow up, numales like you are why society is going to shit.';

'>>61463095
Who are you quoting?';

'>>61462879
>There is literally no reason to own a desktop computer in the modern day unless you're some cringe boomer playing doom all the time.
You talk like a woman and are nothing but a bus rider.';

'>>61463099
>boomer lost the argument and resorts to a temper tantrum of no u
LOL!';

'>>61463139
Who are you quoting?';

'>>61463109
>doesn't provide a justification for his manchild toybrick
LOL';

'>>61461921
newfag';

'>>61462005
Posting insults at us for being shut-ins and societal rejects isn't the insult that you think it is.';

'>>61462988
>underageb& mad that he doesn't know how his phone works
>turns it into whining at his betters
lol';

'>>61463030
>this retard thinks $2000 is a lot of money
LOL';

'>leave doors open
>once they enter doors automatically close behind them
>stroke inducing strobe lights start up
>the loudest speakers you can find playing metal and phonk with gun shots, sirens and police chatter sprinkled into the audio start blasting
>everything powered by a generator or battery pack so it still works if they cut electricity
What could they even do at this point? Sounds easy and cheap to implement and should stop any intruder or SWAT team';

'>>61463056
Ive been banging this plain asian girl with the stereotypical straight bangs. She told me the other day she was mexican. What should i do bros?';

'>>61464081
You know what to do.';

'>>61464088
No...tgats why i axed you guys';

'>>61462879
Please keep believing this. Don't ever buy a real computer. It's makes my life a lot easier when everyone else cripples themselves.';

'>>61462903
Fuck you faggot i like model trains';

'>>61464623
Based trains';

'>>61462136
Nta but thanks, didn't know this.';

'>>61454466
Checkmate piggu';

'undefined';

'>>61454466
Motion-activated security lights in every room, but instead of activating a light it activates an 800w microwave generator.';

'>>61467516
Wouldn't it stop working after the first on goes kaboom?';

'House made out of doors inhabited by retards';

'>>61462879
You don’t have a home office do you anon?';

'>>61462005
>>61462016
sub-simian intellect';

'>light switch that opens a water reservoir on the top floor, flooding everything inside
>reverse the threads on the water shutoff, so "turning off" the water makes the flooding worse
>room filled with large insects, stink bugs, and poisonous spiders
>room filled with brake fluid, motor oil, gear oil, etc
>dixie cups all over the floor filled with HCl or gasoline';

'>>61462697
Lol he's mad. Go take a shower.
>>61462839
Wow, the cope is strong, yikes that was cringe lmao
>>61463307
Did you not read the last two replys to my comment? The butt hurt is strong, look at this seethe: >>61470931';

'>>61462903
>>61462879
Do you guys not know what a job is? The majority of them now days required a computer';

'>>61475278
Basement dwellers are happy to use the phone mommy bought them for everything. No job means they need not worry about silly things like actual work. That being the case, they have no conception of why somebody would have a real computer for anything other than games.
Here's a fine example: >>61475270';

'>>61462005';

'>>61454466
lots and lots of fishing hook tripwires with super strong braided thin fishing wire. Also those tripwires release thousands of ball bearings and caltrops over the floors.';

'>>61478739
Those are both me.';

'>>61462697
I can't not see homestar.';