'I know im grabbing one of these';

'And these';

'>>61458394
Reckon I'll git me one of them new fangled ranch brooms.';

'>>61458458
That ad seems completely retarded until you realize that fifteen years earlier Pancho Villa had burned half of Columbus, New Mexico to the ground, killing 8 US soldiers and 10 civilians and sparking a 10,000-man punitive expedition against Mexico.
When taken in context, the ad is only 85% retarded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Columbus_%281916%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancho_Villa_Expedition';

'A coach gun and a pair of colt lightnings in cross draw holsters';

'>>61458545
take that, carranza';

'A Quigley-style Sharps, a Winchester 73, and a couple Colt Frontiers. Also, maybe a Trapdoor Springfield.

All I need is 45-70s (not the real Quigley paper-patch bullets) and a bunch of .44-40.';

'>>61458545
The US Army was still skirmishing with Apaches as late as 1924, and range wars were still a thing.';

'Looger.';

'>>61458394
A Colt SAA in .45 Colt and a Winchester 1886 chambered in .45-70';

'>>61458458
>You used to be able to buy SMGs made on Broadway instead of B-list celebrities singing faggot-ass show tunes.

shame';

'>>61458394
Considering my money wouldn't be valid back then, it'd be the cheapest Webley copy I could find.';

'>>61458562
>All I need is 45-70s
You'll never defeat snape or slam the schizo pussy.';

'>>61458394
Realistically, why wouldn't I immediately invent the M4A1 rifle?';

'Already got my loadout. Matching .45 Colt rifle and pistol with 12ga saddlegat for firing on the run.';

'You people...are thinking small.
(Clint Eastwood slow growl voice)';

'>>61458394
I woke up this morning as a cowboy. Yesterday morning too, faggot metrosexual city fuck punk.';

'If I retained memories, I would purchase factory-new and contemporary antique guns, oil the shit out of them, and put them away in storage until modern day. Turn a $20 into a $10,000 gun.';

'>>61461238
Big time Ram Ranch vibes';

'>>61461163
rifles weren't chambered in .45 colt back then because the rims were too weak for extraction. get yerself a matchin' set of a .44-40 winchester rifle and a pair of .44-40 colts.';

'>>61461251
Based time travelling, hyperalloy chassis, covered in living tissue cyborg. There is NO FATE.';

'these';

'>>61458394
I would take back 40 M60s and 600 AK47 and join the calvary, if you know what I mean.';

'>>61458394
First thing I'd do is stop in town to buy some pussy and feed my horse.';

'>>61458394
What gun would best allow me to larp as BIG IRON';

'>>61461315
Historically: 1847 WALKER
Canonically: Custom Saa in 475 wildey
Practically: Super Blackhawk
Comically: BFR in 45-70

Here you go

>>61458394
Civil war era : spencer 1860 & 1861 colt
1870ies : trapdoor/slant breech sharp & sw top break american model/Merwin & Hulbert.
1880ies : 1886 Winchester & 1884 sw 44-40
1890ies : Winchester 1895 in 30-40 & c96 mauser
Early 1900 : savage 99 303sav & colt 1900';

'Does anyone know how to make smokeless gunpowder and primers? I would make that stuff if it wasn't some government secret shit.';

'>>61461053
you would need the same amount of capital Andrew Carnegie had in order to extract aluminum from bauxite ore (Bayer process) and then invent the process to mass-produce the proper types of polymer.';

'>>61461748
>same amount of capital Andrew Carnegie had in order to extract aluminum from bauxite ore
Fun fact, George Washington's baby spoon was aluminium not silver, aluminium was more expensive than gold at the time.

Fun fact, the Washington Monument cap stone is aluminium not stone, aluminium was more expensive than gold at the time.

Fun fact, my cock.';

'>>61458394
Depends on when.
>1850s
2 Colt 1851s on belt, 2 Colt Dragoons on pommel holsters, Sharps carbine
>Civil War
4 1858 Remingtons (2 on belt, 2 on saddle), Sharps carbine
>Post Civil War
4 1858 Remingtons (2 on belt, 2 on saddle), Springfield 1866
>1870s
2 S&W Model 3s in .44 Russian on belt, 2 Remington 1858s on horse, Springfield 1866
>1880s
2 Webley No. 5 Express in .45 Colt, 2 S&W Model 3s in .44 Russian on horse, Winchester 1876 carbine in .50-95 Express
>1890s
Borchardt C-93, 2 Webley No. 5 Express in .45 Colt on horse, Winchester 1876 carbine in .50-95 Express
>1900s
Colt New Service in .45 Colt, Borchardt C-93, Savage 99 in .303 Savage
>1910s
S&W Triple Lock, Mauser C96 in 9mm Export, Savage 99 in .250-3000';

'>>61462226
Is that a Sub2000?';

'>>61458977
I always forget that cowboys didn’t just stop existing after the typical Wild West era we all think of';

'>>61458394
None because I'm a broke-ass cowboy doing one of the shittiest jobs out there and being paid fuck all for it.
My cash is going to food and whiskey if I'm lucky.';

'>>61462453
Nowadays there are cowboys who herd cattle with helicopters.';

'>>61462068
Washington monument cap was the single largest piece of aluminum at the time and was worth like 6 gorrillion dollars';

'>>61461053
Anon not into aluminum and polymer lore';

'>>61463107
Talked with a guy who did this and made pretty damn good money. He had a very similar helicopter too.';

'>>61458394
A S&W model 3 and winchester 1873 carbine both in .44-40 plus a bowie knife.';

'>>61458394
Getting?';

'Sharps carbine';

'>>61462489
This. Also a bath and new clothes are a must after a cattle drive.';

'>>61458394
>cowboy
Maybe something gay.';

'>>61461748
>>61464427
Is there are reason why you couldn't substitute steel, brass, and wood for aluminum and polymer?';

'>>61462453
The Wild West didn't so much end as shrink down. Oil fracking has probably produced boom towns that a cowboy or silver miner would have found very familiar.';

'>>61461238
Just because you fuck barn animals and your dad hit you when you were a kid doesn't make you a cowboy.';

'>>61465387
What if he also has a really big buckle?';

'>>61458394
>Civil War
Henry and an 1858 Remington New Army
>Post Civil War
Golden Boy in 44.40 and the 1858
>1870s
Winchester 1872 in 44.40 and the S&W Model 3 in 44.40
>1880s
Winchester 1886 in 45-70, plus the same stuff from the 1870s
>1890s
Same Winchester 1886, a Winchester 1892 in 44.40, Colt New Service in 44.40
>1900s
Same as the 1890s, Pocket Hammerless in 32acp';

'>>61458394
Merwin & Hulbert, Winchester 1887, and some big bore rifle.';

'>>61458394
I already have them 1851 36 five inch, 1860 44 snubnose belly gun, percussion side by side, Remington rolling block, bulldog revolver, side by side cartridge hammer gun in 12, percussion target match rifle in 450/451 like a whitworth or a kerr
>>61458559
correct';

'Depends when and where
>1850s
1851 Navy, Sharpes carbine for the frontier, .32 Ethan Allen peperbox for the city
>1860s
1860 Colt, 1860 Henry for the frontier, Remington Double Action Belt Model for the city
>1870s
S&W No. 3 Russian, 1873 Winchester for frontier, Remington Double Action Belt Model again for the city, but now in cartridge conversion
>1880s
Colt Thunderer at the first half of the decade, S&W double action .44-40 in the 2nd half, 1873 Winchester for the frontier, .38 double action S&W for the city
>1890s
Same as above, with the .44 Smith and Wesson
>1900s
S&W M&P .38 Special, Winchester 94 for the frontier, Colt 1903 .32 for the city
Remington Double Action Belt Model my love';

'>>61461238
How many men have you shot in duels?';

'>>61458394
Depends on the year
>1855
Colt Navy .36 C&B x2
A C&B rifle
A C&B side by side
>1875
Smith and Wesson Schofield No.3 in .45 Schofield
Winchester 1866 in .44 Henry Rimfire
Double Barrel 10 gauge side x side
Colt 1849 pocket
>1890
Smith and Wesson Schofield No.3 Wells Fargo cut in .45 Schofield
Winchester 1873 in .44-40
Winchester 1887 in 12 Gauge
Colt Lighting Sheriffs model in .38 Colt
>1900
DWM Luger in .30 Luger
Winchester 1892 in .44-40
Winchester 1897 in 12 Gauge
Colt 1892 in .38 LC cut down to 3"';

'now hear me out.';

'>>61458394
If they're available, I'll get a Mauser C96. Mostly because I miss the one I used to own, but also it would be cool to have at the turn of the century.';

'>>61464692
Bully shot Mr. LaBeouf!';

'>>61458458
>100rd magazines
Uhh.... m-my dick...';

'>>61458394
>a pair of 8" .500 S&W revolvers
>22" Model 89 lever gun
>2x 10 gauge double barrel break actions, one with a 28" barrel and a sawn off for special occasions
dumb cows wont know what hit them';

'>>61465158
Nope. But it'd probably be heavier than an AK, which only needs steel and wood.
>Find a good machinist and 'invent' the blowback pocket pistol, a la Browning M1910.
>Use profits to develop the AK, M1911, and M2HB.
>WW1 is fought with assault rifles.
>For shits and giggles: 19th Century Glock, with laminated wood frame.';

'>>61458394
>Schofield. Any other revolver is impossible to load on horseback
>Henry repeating rifle because they’re cool as frick.
and it’s a total meme but…
>Model 1887 shotty
and most importantly. More important than any gun?…
rope. Lots of rope.';

'45-120';