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public void Yisrael Galil, formerly Yisrael Balashnikov(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Yisrael Galil, formerly Yisrael Balashnikov';
int postNumber = 61468060;
String image = '1713801572200727.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)11:59:32';
String comment = 'Was he related to Michael Kalishnakov? Nobody here likes the small hats but can we all agree the galil is a good rifle?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468118 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:10:16') {

'>>61468060
Balashnikov wasn't his birth name. It was coincidence. He changed his name a second time to Galil in part so the rifle wouldn't be named so similarly to "Kalashnikov".

Great rifle, thoughtful advances on a proven base.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468134 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:13:38') {

'>>61468060
the names are similar but Mikhail Kalashnikov is central asian and Balashnikov was born in Mandatory Palestine which at least means his parents had to be affluent enough to leave Russia which means they probably didn't live in Siberia.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468142 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:14:41') {

'>>61468060
>Nobody here likes the small hats
I don't mind them, but then again I grew up in a pretty Jewish area. Reform Jews are pretty chill'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468149 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:15:17') {

'>>61468060
>Nobody here likes the small hats
I have nothing against them.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468182 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:20:38') {

'>>61468060
>>61468118
>>61468134
It's gonna blow your mind when you learn that the maiden name of the mother of the key engineer behind the Finnish Valmet RK-62, Lauri Oksanen, was Palashnikov.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468190 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:21:38') {

'>>61468060
>retard doesn't know about Slavic naming conventions
You would not have made this shit thread if he had been born a woman with -ova instead.

Kalashnikov = maker of kalaches = baker, basically. It's an occupation surname like Smith or Cooper or, in your case, Faggot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468203 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:23:07') {

'>>61468060
I wonder if on some Chinese equivalent of 4chan some dumb fuck is making this exact same thread about John Brown and John Moses Browning.
Or John Smith and Adam Smith.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468208 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:24:04') {

'>>61468182
>This
>Hegel's roommate and also a famous thinker was named Schlegel
>All the Platonists' names start with P (Plato, Plotinus, Proclus, Prophyry)
Sloppy writing.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468221 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:25:30') {

'>>61468208
Hegel's other famous friend was Schiller. The simulation artists literally just fused the two into Schlegel.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468228 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:27:28') {

'>>61468190
> Cooper is am occupational surname
I never realized that'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468874 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:02:28'  && image=='1684038914095386.png') {

'>>61468060
they used the balashnikov rifle as the chinese rifle in fallout'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468995 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:23:36') {

'>>61468221
>Thesis: Hegel
>Antithesis: Schiller
>Synthesis: Schlegel
Ebin.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469483 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:43:16') {

'>>61468182
Source? Based if true'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469534 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:54:27') {

'>>61468060
>>61468208
Hitler, Himmler, Vladimir, Volodymyr, Osama, Obama, Donald and Ronald Reagan, Rommel and Rómmel. There's the whole Kennedy and Lincoln thing and a million other things.
We live in a simulation and the creators are laughing their asses off.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469575 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:01:26') {

'>>61468060
>Nobody here likes the small hats
Jews are alright'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470051 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:12:47') {

'>>61468874
That's uziel gal's rifle'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470699 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:53:39') {

'>>61469534
>Vladimir, Volodymyr
That's not a simulation kind of deal. Both Vladimir and Volodymyr are based on the old Norse "Valdemar". It would be like two rivals being named Johnson and Johansson. They're common enough names to cause coincidences like that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472833 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:58:44'  && image=='jeets.jpg') {

'>>61468149
>>61469575

Good morning SAAR.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473271 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:03:59') {

'>>61470699
>both Vladimir and Volodymyr are based on the old Norse "Valdemar"
The name Vladimir is literally composed of two slavic words and follows the slavic pattern seen from the Balkans to Siberia. Vladimir, Branimir, Vojnomir, Ljubomir, etc (there are a bunch) are all names composed of two slavic words.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473375 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:19:51') {

'>>61468118
I remember Gun Jesus presenting it once, and it's a direct derivative of the Kalashnikov (same piston system, same rotating bolt etc.), as in it has a direct lineage.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474122 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:42:20') {

'>>61468060
>>61468142
>>61468149

Jews are cool. It's the hasidic ones to watch out about which is equivalent in volume of the Jewish people at oooh id say 10% maybe less. They're just off branched schizos. Normal jews just want to be left the fuck alone.'
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