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int postNumber = 61472252;
String image = '1713839062547384.png';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)22:24:22';
String comment = 'How can sticker guns be weaponized?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472275 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:27:51') {

'>>61472252

Ricin'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472280 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:28:41') {

'>>61472252
LSD tabs'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472288 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:30:33') {

'>>61472280
LSD isn't fast acting enough to act as a tactical deterrent'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472308 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:33:01') {

'>>61472252
Print mean numbers, like 14 or 88, or both.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472314 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:33:31'  && image=='de3f090a929cb62f20126c8c682dc64b--a-stick-adorable-animals.jpg') {

'>>61472288
Alright, entire irukandji jellyfishes or at least their venom
These little fuckers terrify me'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472322 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:35:52') {

'>>61472252
hit them with it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472369 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:44:49') {

'>>61472252
>Use AI to make images of your enemies performing sexual acts as children
>Print stickers of the images
>Use sticker guns to place stickers all over the place
>Evil villain laugh as your enemies suffer unimaginable psychological harm from other people seeing the images'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472379 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:46:24') {

'>>61472252
Easy, fast-acting poison adhesive'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472435 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:58:02') {

'>>61472252
You can print really mean and hurtful comments that aren't funny and have truth to them so they can't just be jokes and everyone acts like I'm just sensitive but I know they're being serious and actually mean it : (
Also you can smash it against their head like really hard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472586 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:20:57') {

'We had an incident with one of these at work. Some guy got a paper cut. A really bad paper cut. On his neck. Bled out a lot and then suddenly he passed out. Because it was 2am and all the other workers were teenagers they thought it was a joke and used it to take a smoke break. They come back and he isn't moving, and they afraid to call 911 because they just smoked a ton of weed. So then they go find an adult, who then calls 911, and he's been dead for over 45 minutes. He had tried to sticker an object in a disallowed position, basically he was bent over backwards on a movable ladder while stickering a heavy appliance from below. The integrated cutter had managed to get stuck and he had tried to bang it against them shelf to unjam it, then somehow got his finger stuck in it, and somehow this all got up into his face/neck area.

Another dumb accident: guy threw a drum wrench down to his buddy below him. 17 feet below. Hit him in the eye, destroying it immediately and giving him permanent brain damage. He still can't swallow correctly.

This is still better than getting aids from fucking the homeless stripper living underneath our trailers, which at least one of my coworkers did and then tried to sue the company over.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472754 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:47:17') {

'>>61472586

you were a marine right? because only marines could be this stupid

source: worked with marines and saw a similar stickergun incident involving a movable ladder, a forklift, and a lamp that was not properly secured. While trying to take the lamp out, some guy discharged the stickergun into his crotch and cut up his leg and crotch real bad and then it fell down and cut up someone standing in the forbidden zone'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472759 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:48:01') {

'>>61472252
you must be that same schizo who is so incredibly lonely he just keeps making bot threads like this

get help'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474997 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:51:52') {

'>>61472252
>How can sticker guns be weaponized?
You could have someone in plain clothes walking around placing transparent stickers which are reflective in just the right wavelength. The stickers go on the bridge columns and personal vehicles of officers etc so they can be destroyed with a single mass release of laser-seeking bomblets'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475068 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:15:54') {

'>>61472252
>>61472586
>>61472754
Okay, I'm never touching this thing.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477741 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:06:52') {

'Fentanyl?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478635 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:00:12') {

'>>61472252
Novichok on the label adhesive'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479501 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:00:13') {

'squash some detcord and load it into the sticker gun. Run up to a door and start feverishly stickering the hinges and/or bolt. Put a fuse in the last sticker, light it then run like hell.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479645 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:21:34'  && image=='Dejiko laugh.gif') {

'>>61472314
>Malo kingi or the common kingslayer is a species of Irukandji jellyfish ... named after victim Robert King, a tourist from the United States swimming off Port Douglas, Queensland who died from its sting.'
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