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int postNumber = 61472811;
String image = '1713844558878781.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)23:55:58';
String comment = '>jams
why would anyone trust an auto loader, especially a glock?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472883 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:04:27') {

'>>61472811
Because you're just not holding it right bro. There's no way multiple governments and police forces adopted a bad gun because it was cheap and simple enough for their brain dead recruits to understand how to use, clearly the gun is just 2good4u'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472979 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:20:59') {

'>>61472883
No this random faggot on 4chan knows better than ever military and law enforcement agency, don't question it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473017 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:26:43'  && image=='462352f32fe32.jpg') {

'>>61472979
>No this random faggot on 4chan knows better than ever military and law enforcement agency, don't question it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473041 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:30:20') {

'You guys will go for the glock bait but ignore the autoloader bait';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473542 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:41:34') {

'because you can clear a jam faster than you can reload a revolver';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474993 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:48:22') {

'>>61473017
>no argument
Every time'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475443 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:40:30') {

'>>61472811
if you have the perfect grip its the perfect pistol
literally the GIT GUD of the handgun world'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476086 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:31:30') {

'>>61472979
No this random military and law enforcement agency knows better than andom faggot on 4chan, don't question it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476160 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:38:32'  && image=='C73DC322-3F3A-4FF9-81F7-77DC68BA06E1.jpg') {

'>why would anyone trust an auto loader
No idea desu'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476255 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:51:09'  && image=='IMG_4248.jpg') {

'>>61476160
>>61472811
>trusting something that can rust
>trusting something that requires a gunsmith to un-jam instead of tap-rack-banging
>trusting the government to never use the list you put yourself on when you bought a gun
>trusting something you didn’t make yourself
>trusting something that, after 5-8 shots, is a paperweight.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476287 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:55:13') {

'>>61476160
I'ver never had the side plate/cylinder fall off from recoil when shooting an automatic.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476319 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:59:33') {

'>>61472811
>Posts gen 5
That was a gen 3/4 problem, fixed it with ejector and breech face changes. If you watch OISs regularly like I do then you'll realize that sudden random malfunctions with the 3s and 4s were a common occurrence while being practically non existent with the 5s. I even made a pasta back in the day of about a dozen or so Glock failures which occured over the course of a couple years in various OISs to troll the Glock fanboys for the bantz'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476380 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:08:28') {

'>>61476319
it wasn't a "gen 3/4" problem you clueless nigger. absolutely nothing meaningful was changed with the gen 5.
first off, the vast majority of these videos have some fat retard who puts their thumb behind the slide while drawing in a panic, and/or they drop the mag by accident.
second, cops do not clean their guns, they do not lube their guns, it is that simple. almost all these police glocks are running completely dry/dirty, making them cycle with less force, same as every other handgun in the world given the same treatment

i've tried to make multiple different glocks i own stovepipe via limpwristing. the only way i can make it happen is if i hold the gun so losely it flys out of my hand under recoil. this is because I ACTUALLY LUBE AND CLEAN MY WEAPONS'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476500 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:24:49') {

'>>61476380
You're in fact the clueless gorilla nigger in the room. Thumbs blocking slide movement were not a frequent cause of failures in recorded OISs I've seen. I've literally seen a handful of those spread out across multiple designs. Overwhelmingly more common were sudden failures to function induced by non ideal shooting form, likely exacerbated by less than ideal maintenance both of which respectively are unavoidable realities of gunfighting and issuing firearms on the institutional level
>They didn't change anything with the gen 5
Lol, lmao even, what were there 2 or 3 iterations of ejectors in the gen 4s trying to fix the ejection issues? And then another new one with the gen 5s. I know because I own both and had to unfuck an early gen 4 G19 with weak ejection and BTF issues, 90% fixed finally with the addition of a gen 5 ejector. The breech face changes are readily apparent and admitted to by Glock, you can see them just comparing the two guns side by side. The result speaks for itself, a relative dirthe of recorded failures of gen 5s and literal threads out there of people recording the differences in ejection behavior of the two firearms on places like PF.

Begone retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476536 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:28:13') {

'>>61476287
No revolver ever called me nigger'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476597 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:33:52'  && image=='9B3E42B8-DC10-41D7-AC74-B803E7C212C6.jpg') {

'>>61476287
Never had that issue with picrel. Only problem i have is my dumbfuck shooting buddy's reloads squibbing'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476639 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:39:01'  && image=='65b63235deb68b4d74cd950c9063167a.jpg') {

'>FEELING LIKE A DEAD DUCK
>SPITTING OUT PIECES OF HIS BROOOOKEN LUUUUUCK

Memes aside, I've found glocks to be trouble free and highly reliable. Sadly, they're boring and they're also the symbol of everything wrong with the firearms market today. They're a fine carry or duty weapon. Are they anything interesting, exciting, special? Hell no.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477387 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:13:38') {

'>>61476500
ok, good job spouting hearsay about what you feel is true
>muh brass to face
yeah, this doesn't cause malfunctions, its just annoying.
>rambling about ejectors
never once seen this in my life with dozens of glocks. and i worked at a range full of the things for a year, all beat to shit old gen 3s/4s. post literally any evidence of this increasing reliability and maybe i'll believe you

a handful of cop videos have zero value in this discussion, i'm sick and tired of people brinign it up like its this big gotcha. you know how many fucking peoples guns i've "fixed" by pouring some lube in them? i've done this shit for probably every pistol in current production ffs.
the simple fact is that you can either actually hold the fucking gun properly and not limpwrist, or you can lube your gun correctly. you can do one or the other and have a functioning pistol, but not both'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477398 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:14:59') {

'>>61476086
>Booty butt blasted anon is'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477408 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:16:45') {

'>>61472811
If you complain about angle you can't shoot
If you complain about grip you can't shoot
If you complain about it's sights you can't shoot'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477712 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:02:45') {

'>>61476160
this is a taurus of some kind? What model?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477966 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:35:55') {

'>>61477712
856. It's a 6-shot .38. Great little carry gun, very comfortable& shootable'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477968 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:36:00') {

'>>61477387
>a handful of cop videos
At least one a week is posted where a Glock jams. You can go through the Police Activity videos and you're gonna see an unsettling amount of failures. I would not trust my life to a Glock, simple as.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477982 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:37:43') {

'>>61477398
>Booty butt blasted ESL is'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477992 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:38:59') {

'>>61477408
if you don't offer your wife and vallet to Gaston you can't shoot'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478106 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:51:32') {

'>>61477992
If you don't drink Glock branded horse semen then you can't shoot'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478232 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:05:59') {

'>>61472811
I heard that sometimes, a car can break down, why would anyone trust one of those things to get around?

Fucking retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479633 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:19:02') {

'>falling for bait THIS obvious
Everyone who gave this thread a serious, buttmad reply needs to be executed'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479871 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:59:07') {

'>>61472811
fuck ya mudda'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481095 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:34:42') {

'>>61472979
>>61472883
>>61472811
surely at some point military torture tests would have confirmed that the gun jams and its not just anon being a retard, right?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481152 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:45:30') {

'>>61472883
this but unironically'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481319 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:21:14'  && image=='siggers.jpg') {

'>>61481095
>thinking military tests are reliable
Then explain self-firing Sigs'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481425 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:39:20') {

'I shot literally dozens of shells with my Gen4 and had zero issues. What is this thread even about?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482764 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:43:01') {

'>>61472811
I have a gen4 with a few thousand rounds through it and it has never jammed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486589 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:59:49') {

'>>61472811
anon posts worlds most obvious bait'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488157 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:46:02') {

'>>61472811
Because jams are fixable, low capacity guns are fundamentally not. You're right about gl*cks though'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488162 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:47:04') {

'>>61476536
They should, nigger'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488184 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:51:26') {

'>>61477408
If you complain about complaints about grip, angle, and sights, you definitely don't shoot. Let alone shoot gl*cks'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488188 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:52:28') {

'>>61478232
Some more than others

Fucking retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488385 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:34:53') {

'>>61472811
You could be limp wristing.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488426 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:41:24') {

'>>61477387
>i'm sick and tired of people brinign it up like its this big gotcha.

glock fanbois are the worst'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488478 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:53:04') {

'>>61476160
>Mfw I have a colt trooper at a gunsmith because the cylinder is out of time.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488783 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:26:20'  && image=='6314704f646cfd50f985ec6a8d8201e7.png') {

'>>61472811
there is exactly 1 reason people buy glocks'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489019 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:23:47') {

'>>61477968
That's because the majority of PDs use glocks. If most PDs would use any other big name polymer striker fired pistol you'd see these guns jam and fail because most cops can't shoot, so it's a skill issue.'
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