import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Cannons(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Cannons';
int postNumber = 61473096;
String image = '1713847042646501.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)00:37:22';
String comment = 'Why aren’t modern militias and guerrillas using cannons?
>cheap and repairable
>concealed for stealth
>mobile by vehicle and foot
>obliterates anything it hits
>versatile ammo
>immune to EW and tracking software.
Theres millions of them that are underutilized. Why hit someone with a howitzer when you can get the personal satisfaction of seeing them turn to red mist by 12lb iron.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473150 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:45:17'  && image=='RPG-7V2_-_ETIF-2010.jpg') {

'>>61473096
Because recoilless guns are far superior.
Try to move anything heavier than 20-30 kg and you'll understand without words.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473160 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:47:23') {

'>>61473150
I doubt a recoilless is better than a cannon pal. Go try firing an rpg at a pirate ship and see how well that goes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473212 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:55:27') {

'>>61473160
> militias and guerrillas'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473224 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:57:09') {

'>>61473212
A 12lb ball does more damage than a copper jet stream'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473268 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:03:30') {

'>>61473224
OG-7, TBG-7...........
btw, weight wise you can carry 100 RPG for the weight a single cannon.
>hide'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473278 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:05:37') {

'>>61473268
10* if I take into account modern metallurgy that probably is out of reach for a guerrilla...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473282 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:06:04') {

'>>61473096
because that's fucking stupid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473341 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:14:38') {

'>>61473096
Because without shells they are useless'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473488 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:35:34') {

'>>61473096
>Why hit someone with a howitzer
You posted a howitzer retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473529 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:39:38') {

'>>61473212
Oh like militias and guerrillas never fight pirates? International law says "militias and pirates can never fight nope", is that it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473666 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:56:22') {

'I don't understand why Civil War-era muzzleloading blackpowder cannons like the one in OP's pic aren't used for hunting elephants and snow geese. You wouldn't have to get dangerously close to the elephant, and you could get snow geese on the ground from a mile away. If you used smokeless powder instead of blackpowder you might get two miles. If you used like a mini cannon one person could carry it. A cannon would work on all game, you'd just need to load it lighter, like 1/3rd the powder and an aluminum cannonball for pheasants and rabbits, etc. With light loads you'd ruin less meat because you wouldn't shoot holes in it, the cannonball would basically club it, like hitting a rabbit with a sledgehammer, thus preserving the meat. And if SHTF you could load it with match heads from the store, or hairspray like a potato gun but vastly more powerful because it's a cannon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473681 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:58:13') {

'>>61473666
>he doesn’t poison elephants'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473686 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:59:42') {

'Also Civil War cannons would be great at shooting down low flying aircraft up to a mile away.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473690 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:00:50') {

'>>61473686
You’d need a big lead and predictive aiming for their flight path.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473691 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:00:51') {

'>>61473681
You don't need to rub poison on a cannonball. It kills without it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473697 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:01:59') {

'>>61473690
It's called a bead sight and knowing how to shoot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473734 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:11:06') {

'>>61473096

Rockets are in wide use and are basically as you describe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473739 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:11:52') {

'>>61473734
Rockets can be prematurely detonated and intercepted. A cannonball cannot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473741 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:12:03') {

'>>61473690
They used to be able precisely hit ships when both ships were rocking on high waves'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473808 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:28:29') {

'>>61473160
a gorilla would not have access to an RPG or a cannon. frankly a gorilla on the seas would be a stupid idea in the first place.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473818 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:31:07') {

'>>61473808
You say this but what you will do when it finally happens? When you’re stranded at sea and the gorilas come things will get bananas.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473837 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:34:33'  && image=='20240423_013315.png') {

'>>61473096
>Why aren’t modern militias and guerrillas using cannons?
They aren't?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_artillery_in_the_Syrian_civil_war'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473889 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:48:01') {

'>>61473808
>>61473818
You guys are ignoring the fact that pirates can go on land. Yes, a gorilla could be on a ship and maybe that ship gets boarded by pirates, or maybe the gorilla is trained to shoot a cannon on a ship. But, statistically it's more likely gorillas and pirates would fight on land, maybe some place like Gorilla Island, I don't know. So land-based gorillartillery vs. pirates is more likely.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473899 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:51:17') {

'>>61473160
>I doubt
You're wrong
Shaped charges are something like 5x more effective than the equivalent weight of solid shot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473904 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:53:28') {

'>>61473741
>precisely hit ships

Don't look up how close ships had to get to actually do more then put holes in the water around the other guy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473912 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:55:19') {

'>>61473896
Would you russkie meatbots fuck off? You're just making all of us hate Russians even more.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473944 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:04:17') {

'>>61473912
>>61473913
Can we talk about cool cannons instead of le west and russia?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473955 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:06:11') {

'>>61473944
The thread brings up mordern militias and guerillas in the first post which is a clear reference to the Ukrainian armed forces'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473994 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:14:46') {

'>>61473955
>Ukraine
>Ukraine
>Ukraine?
>Ukraine
>Ukraine!
>But what about Ukraine?
Brainrot.
Go somewhere else tourist.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474002 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:16:38') {

'>>61473955
FUCK OFF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474034 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:24:18') {

'Ignore the faggot trying to derail for some reason.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474043 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:25:31') {

'>>61474034
Ignore the man flinging false accusations and homophobic slurs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474050 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:27:12') {

'>>61474004
I've been here since '05. eat shit zigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474058 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:28:04'  && image=='Russia - The shining beacon of Morality and Conservatism.jpg') {

'>>61474004';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474059 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:28:07') {

'>>61474050
I can type random garbage too. I highly doubt that considering you appear to get your opinions from what’s trending on Instagram.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474065 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:29:08') {

'>>61474058
I can pull numbers out of my ass with no sources too. Guess which country has transvestites reading to children?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474080 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:31:32'  && image=='1138640413384.jpg') {

'>>61474059
you will always be a newfag and an election tourist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474086 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:32:46') {

'>>61474080
you will always be a newfag and an election tourist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474093 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:34:54'  && image=='1702688155335403.jpg') {

'>>61474065
why is gay stuff only okay when trad puccia does it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474100 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:37:30') {

'>>61474093
Literally what the post says. And this is between adults. You castrate children and have transvestites tell them they’re gay for liking pink'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474107 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:38:55'  && image=='1712729217077448.jpg') {

'>>61474100
meds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474108 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:39:11') {

'>>61474004
Dude, don't let all the obvious grabber leftist faggots here convince you that you should support russia to contradict them. Russia is a dead corrupt state that results from a leftist takeover. The soviets had so many oblivious western leftists convinced they were the utopia. Now, the neo-soviets have convinced oblivious conservatives that they are a nation of based tradpilled anti-degenerates. They are none of that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474111 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:40:24'  && image=='1145901052049.jpg') {

'>>61474086
wow ur a witty lil cunt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474117 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:41:32') {

'>>61474107
Your meme featuring a white virgin (frankly that’s an oxymoron these days) has no impact on me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474123 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:42:51') {

'>>61474117
wow they got you working three threads now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474146 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:50:16') {

'>>61473837
interesting read'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474154 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:51:20') {

'>>61474123
What threads are you even referencing, I am having a civil discussion here I don’t skim every single thread on this board'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474162 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:53:34') {

'>>61474154
dont play coy. at least change up your script
>>61473035
>>61473756'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474179 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:57:42') {

'>>61474162
It’s a special level of terminally online to dig through so many threads you find different people saying the same thing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474192 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:00:15'  && image=='1138623482092.jpg') {

'>>61474179
>nooooooooooooo those almost identical posts are totally different people!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474204 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:03:18') {

'>>61473899
Wikipedia tells me that a modern shaped charge will penetrate armour grade steel to a depth of up to seven times the diameter of the charge, which would make it a lot more than 5x more effective than a cannonball of the same size if I'm any judge - especially against a wooden vessel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474211 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:04:21') {

'>>61474192
Stop mocking strangers on the internet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474216 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:04:53'  && image=='1134540171467.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474239 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:11:05') {

'>>61474216
Stop derailing threads attacking strangers on the internet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474255 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:13:40'  && image=='1713856290686477.png') {

'>>61474239
>Stop derailing threads attacking strangers on the internet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474306 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:25:47') {

'>>61474255
This thread is about weapons and you’re spamming wojaks trying to bully someone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474310 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:27:40'  && image=='1704432558324823.png') {

'>>61474306
>This thread is about weapons and you’re spamming wojaks trying to bully someone
that is the general idea, yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474323 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:32:18') {

'>>61474310
So you’re just derailing threads spamming junk memes?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474324 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:32:29'  && image=='1576795779419.jpg') {

'>>61473666
Oh anon you're killing me, fukken saved'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474329 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:34:20'  && image=='1703315970602489.png') {

'>>61474323
>So you’re just derailing threads spamming junk memes?
you're derailing threads spamming zigger propaganda and brownoid seethe, it only seems fair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474331 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:35:24') {

'>>61474117
>meme
That's not what a "meme" is.
Also, did you just say there are no white virgins these days?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474336 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:36:48'  && image=='1712210374057424.webm') {

'>hurf durf shaped charge
>durr hurr penetration
Meanwhile, I, a cannonball enthusiast:'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474339 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:37:17') {

'>>61474331
Retard you don’t know English
>>61474329
You are seriously having schizophrenic delusions. I have am just posting in this thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474342 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:38:13') {

'>>61474339
>Retard you don’t know English
>N-NO U!
lol, lmao even, fucktarded esl faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474343 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:38:39'  && image=='1713295430072616.jpg') {

'>>61474339
>I have am just posting in this thread
we both know that's not true'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474361 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:44:28') {

'>>61474343
>>61474329
>>61474324
Stop posting retarded memes in a thread about canons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474369 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:47:10'  && image=='1483014564585.jpg') {

'>>61474361
>Stop posting retarded memes in a thread about canons
no. get fucked thirdie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474376 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:49:57') {

'>>61474361
It's still not "memes", because you don't post "memes".
Dumb esl retard newfag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474378 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:50:21') {

'>>61474369
“Hurrr durrr ima shit up my beloved /k/eddit to be a bully”'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474387 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:51:58') {

'>>61474378
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO I'M GETTING BULLIED WAAAAAAA WAAAAAA
holy shit, I just visited /arg/, but you might be the single biggest loser on /k/ right now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474391 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:53:14'  && image=='1140605330244.gif') {

'>>61474378
go back to /pol/ if you don't like it newfag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474392 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:53:55'  && image=='spg9.png') {

'>>61473096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5DJbPgrGWs
They did on a couple occasions actually (not including hell cannons because those are more like mortars or something) watch the first 1:15 seconds

And to answer your question, recoiless rifles are far more efficiant for what the rebels were doing
>doesnt weigh 1000000 pounds
>makes big explosion
>can kill a tank
>ammo is lighter and more available than cannon shells
>cheaper
>can be fired from inside mohammad's apartment'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474395 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:55:18') {

'>>61474391
I guarantee I’ve been around longer than you and the big tell is I don’t parrot talking points from Instagram. K used to be favorable of Russia until you tourists shitted it up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474401 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:56:53') {

'>>61474395
>K used to be favorable of Russia until you tourists shitted it up.
, cried the tourist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474404 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:57:26') {

'>>61474361
>>61474369
>>61474376
>>61474378
>>61474387
>>61474391
>>61474395
soiwoahjacks are aryan /k/ulture and you're a heckin newfag if you say otherwise
now lets get back to discussing the weaponry of third world rebels mmkay sweatys?
>>61474401
shes right'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474406 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:57:43'  && image=='1138596447283.jpg') {

'>>61474395
>I guarantee I’ve been around longer than you and the big tell is I don’t parrot talking points from Instagram. K used to be favorable of Russia until you tourists shitted it up.
I've been here since '05 you brown cretin. I've been on here before your country had electricity. you're a /pol/estinian election tourist and you will always be a newfag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474417 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:00:02') {

'>>61474406
>i've been using the incel anime forum for almost 20 years
>and this makes me better than you NUFAGS because.... erm... IT JUST DOES OK?!?!??
have sex you chudcel loser lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474419 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:01:44') {

'>>61474406
I've been here since '05 you brown cretin. I've been on here before your country had electricity. you're a /pol/estinian election tourist and you will always be a newfag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474423 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:02:40'  && image=='1141694422402.gif') {

'>>61474417
>doesn't deny it
>/pol/cel calling others a chud
>endless seething
you don't belong here and you never will'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474769 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:48:57') {

'>>61474423
im not >>61474395 you stupid faggot kill yourself
>you dont belong here
yeah cause im not a incel virgin who jacks off to anime thanks for noticing nigga'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474810 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:57:36') {

'>>61474769
>dumb newfag mad he got exposed as such
lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61474829 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:02:32') {

'>>61474769
>im not a incel virgin who jacks off to anime thanks
Then why the fuck are you here you triple nigger faggot?
You clearly don't belong, now fuck off to whatever shithole you came from.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475381 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:28:10') {

'>>61473096
>Why aren’t modern militias and guerrillas using cannons?
We are. Now shut up about it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475433 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:38:49'  && image=='vatnikposting.gif') {

'Its kind of fun hopping on /k/ after the euros and asians had their prime time while americans were sleeping. You get to see some really funny exchanges';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475494 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:48:41') {

'>>61475433
>after the euros and asians had their prime time
It's always funny having amerilards waking up and instantly making the funniest posts.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475584 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:02:36'  && image=='in-2005-a-girl-called-cracky-chan-started-posting-on-4chan-v0-n691uaua7xzb1.jpg') {

'>>61474080
>pic of Cracky-chan
It's been 19 years, but I'll always love you Cracky-chan <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475629 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:11:34') {

'>>61474324
I'm glad someone appreciated it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475684 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:22:22') {

'>>61474423
I love how you've been posting vintage memes this whole time and the faggot has nothing in return.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476284 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:54:49') {

'Why is everyone here so fucking retarded?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476587 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:32:46') {

'>>61476284
Because you touch yourself at night'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477316 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:02:13') {

'>>61476284
I'm sorry Anon. >>61476587
is right. Its all your fault alone and its because you're a sinner.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478166 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:58:11') {

'>>61473160
>try firing an rpg at a pirate ship
Think Mr. Beast could team up with some guntubers? I only mention him because he's probably got the capital to buy an old clipper or something.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478455 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:34:17'  && image=='1139467399537.jpg') {

'>>61475684
I'm so old school I still use frames'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478567 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:49:39') {

'>>61478455
I abandoned that when the implemented the catalog function.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478697 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:08:32') {

'>>61473837
>Hellcannon
Based and worshipper of the dark gods pilled.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480569 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:03:26') {

'>>61474065
>>61474004
Post your gun with timestamp to prove you belong here.
/k/ doesn't hear the words of the noguns.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480608 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:09:29') {

'>>61473096
EFPs are very short cannon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483853 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:08:18') {

'>>61473096
There are no militias or guerrillas currently operating who
1. come from enthicities that ever built cannons (technological interest and skill is genetic)
2. Dont have access to more modern weapons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483979 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:31:32') {

'>>61480569
>, he said while not posting his own guns'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484207 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:03:31') {

'>>61483979
Yes that's actually how it works on /k/, the accused always goes first.
You'd know that if you weren't an outsider.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484249 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:09:52') {

'>>61474004
It's an organic reaction to 6 fucking years of RUSSIA STRONK shit from Armatard and co, only for the world to witness the absolutely hilarious disaster that was the 2021 invasion, but still witness Russians STILL simping for a rape filled conscript army'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484282 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:14:54') {

'>>61474336
how much does it weigh?
how are you propelling it?
how are you at that angle to the front of an MBT without being evaporated first?
how do you do a follow-up shot?
how long is the reload?
what happens to the MBT's buddy who's going to evaporate you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484353 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:26:57') {

'>>61484207
>, said the obvious newfag nogunz retard
btw, I'm not him, so: Post guns'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484525 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:50:30') {

'>>61484282
>how much does it weigh?
enough
>how are you propelling it?
propellant
>how are you at that angle to the front of an MBT without being evaporated first?
cannons are smaller than a whole tank and they don't glow as much
>how do you do a follow-up shot?
why would I need to?
>how long is the reload?
doesn't matter at that point
>what happens to the MBT's buddy who's going to evaporate you?
>implying there isn't another cannon (because cannons usually appear as batteries) lying in wait to fire a proper salvo
Now sit down and think about your folly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484591 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:59:08') {

'>>61473899
>implying you cant make shaped charges for cannons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484602 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:00:45') {

'>>61473837
thats more of a shitty mortar'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484726 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:20:21') {

'>>61484353
Nice try lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484763 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:29:00') {

'>>61484726
>still hasn't posted guns
See, if you weren't a tourist faggot who came here yesterday you'd know that it's always the ones crying loudest for HURR POST GUNZ that are the ones without guns.
FAY-GOT!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485331 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:01:52') {

'>>61484763
Yeah this is always the routine the Noguns go through. This whole song and dance you're doing is very unoriginal, and helps us spot your kind.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485356 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:05') {

'>>61484591
But you couldn't with a smoothbore, do you know how shapecharges work? Orientation is kinda important.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485385 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:09:58') {

'>>61485331
>n-no I swear I am NOT a tourist newfag noguns faggot and that's why will NOT post my guns, but I swear I own guns, totes bro!
pathetic little loser, you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485396 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:11:08') {

'>>61485356
>But you couldn't with a smoothbore, do you know how shapecharges work?
Why is it always faggots who don't know anything that yell the loudest? Maybe you should look up what riflings modern MBT cannons have.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485456 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:22:10') {

'>>61485385
Sorry toury, it doesn't work here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485489 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:28:55') {

'>>61485456
>it doesn't work here.
Of course it doesn't, because you don't have any guns, duh.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485505 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:30:45'  && image=='1668265072651204.jpg') {

'>>61473837
>hellcannon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486300 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:14:45') {

'>>61478455
IT'S WORSE WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT WASHING MACHINE HAS AN AGITATOR IN THE CENTER'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486314 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:15:56') {

'>>61474336
>DOESN'T PEN'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486548 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:52:52') {

'>>61484525
>enough
>propellant
>cannons are smaller than a whole tank and they don't glow as much
not one firing a cannon ball that big and that dense to do that kind of damage. consider your own folly, anon. at least wait until Landships are in vogue'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491169 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:34:36') {

'>>61486548
A giant cannon being used to disable a tank would logically need to be some kind of hidden single shot trap at close range, something camouflaged in a large amount of material, or fired from surprise at a high angle towards a pre-sighted in location.

I doubt such a large cannon as in that simulation would be required to mission kill MBT, or at least throw a track.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491651 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:37:27') {

'Fuck's sake what a bunch of no-fun spergs you are';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491757 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:53:22') {

'this place sure is a lot like reddit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491934 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:20:35'  && image=='1632816087949.png') {

'>>61485396
>Maybe you should look up what riflings modern MBT cannons have
You tried too hard anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491991 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:28:22') {

'>>61491934
How I hate illiterate retards who can't follow a simple reply chain'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492000 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:29:10') {

'>>61473160
what I want to see is negroes using cannons for a driveby.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492026 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:32:14') {

'>>61492000
Wasn't this also a post in that thread with the black powder gangbangers?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492057 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:36:00') {

'>>61492026
Yes and since that day I am mesmerized by the idea of a fleet of large cadilacs decked out with a row of 2" guns broadsiding a local 7/11'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492129 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:45:35'  && image=='cope.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492173 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:52:44') {

'>>61473096
>Versatile ammo
Kek, grapeshot go brrrr.
>But it's a warcrime!
Yes!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61492690 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:12:49') {

'>>61475584
>>19 years
She's not coming back, is she?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61494322 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:22:07'  && image=='tumblr_inline_n2lqp6Oo811s6f4yz.jpg') {

'>>61492690
She will one day. I just know it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61496914 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:14:20') {

'>>61491934
>>61485396
>>61485356
Not what you guys are talking about but diabolo (dia-bolo) shaped projectiles are surprisingly stable out of smoothbores, flying nose-first and everything.'
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}

}
}