'https://files.catbox.moe/eoh9nw.MP4';

'>>61476765
How sillier will this war get?';

'>>61476765
If the drone detonates by hitting that net, the rider (and the bike) is fucked anyway. What are the chances of the net stopping the drone without it detonating?';

'>>61476781
I just don't know man. I just don't know.';

'>>61476765
Motorhussar';

'>>61476765
omg, a few days ago I made a joke that we might see something like this soon';

'>>61476801
It actually makes the bike a much larger and easier target for the drone to hit and it's a net. So if it was a grenade dropping drone the net would catch the grenade next to the rider who would be moving. I just don't know anymore. They put we explosive armor plates on golfcars that blow up the golf cart over bumps. I just.. don't know anymore';

'If it works it works.';

'>>61476781
Every time I think they've hit peak retard, then someone straps a cope cage on a bike';

'>>61476837
I don't think that would work though. most FPV drones we've seen would still fuze off of that net';

'>>61476860
>peak retard';

'There's some chance a tank might survive thanks to its cope cage
There's 0 chance you're surviving if a drone hits that thing while you're on the bike. That shit is just making you slower, a bigger target, and shifting your center of mass in a retarded way.
But because it's very funny, I hope they make more of these, I want to see one get smoked in HD';

'>>61476765
>put additional weight on a bike that can easily throw it off-balance if it has to, oh, say, dodge a drone speeding toward it
SMEKALKA';

'>>61476860
What a fucking world we live in, huh?';

'>>61476984
This is actually genius, pretending to be too dumb to do even the most basic things or understand the most basic instructions is a good way to get out of having to do much as a conscript.';

'>>61477180
>puccian gives mobiks velcro strap boots';

'>>61476765
I... don't think Russians understand physics...
All this does is give a the drone a larger surface area to strike, so something that might have been a narrow miss would be a guaranteed proximity hit.';

'>>61477115
This picture is raw in a way that makes the PTSD accounts of the world wars seem some much more real';

'>>61476765
Will the Horo make a comeback?
Would it work against drones?';

'>>61476765
Anyone know what bike this is? It's like it can't figure out if it's an agro bike or a dirt bike.';

'>>61477180
You would think so but Russia has sent literal retards to the front, there was a video of them fucking with a downie a few months ago.';

'>>61476781
Rolling for cope skate boards';

'>>61477115
Is there a video with this guy? I've seen the picture plenty of times, but never a video.';

'>>61476781
Assault unicycles carrying two mobiks. The first mobik pedals the unicycle, the second mobik carries the anti drone net. When the one that pedals the unicycle is killed, the one with the net pedals.';

'>>61476984
Feel bad for this retard, he's getting raped later';

'undefined';

'>>61477422
Same, i'm curious if there is any video about droning that el abominacion';

'>>61476834
pls post pic of golfcart with ERA.
They can't be that retarded, can they?';

'>>61476765
Regardless of how dumb this is, why would you put the shield on the back of the bike if you are riding towards the enemy?
Surely this is only useful if you are planning on using it to bravely run away from the battle?';

'>>61477714
What happened here?
It looks like he just fell over and now the ground is slowly eating him.';

'>>61477180
That's a good idea but its the RU Ground Forces which means they'll just beat you till you're actually retarded and brain damaged.';

'>>61479631
I'm not sure why that is. But all the drone vs motorcycles vids I have show the drone coming up from behind. Maybe the closing speed by coming at them from the front is too great.

>>61479668
Prob got droned and was immolated by the fuel months ago. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.';

'>>61476984
>you do a loopdy loop and blow, and your mobik is getting cubed';

'>>61479631
because drones will come from the back even when you assault';

'>>61477344
Its some kind of 200cc enduro bike I 'think' its from India and some kind of Honda knock-off, I don't know if they even have an actual brand name';

'>>61476781
Literal Command & Conquer level shit. Throw in Hamas' fucking gyrocopter assault last year and we truly do live in the silliest timeline. I eagerly await China's response.';

'>>61477084
^This

t.motorcyclist';

'>>61477344
It's definitely a knockoff, probably of the Yamaha xsr. The branding on the tank says "razzr"';

'>>61476781
The banquet shall only increase once the distant republics perceive Muscovite slack';

'>>61481257
Please tell me we can get these guys casting spells against the Kremlin.';

'>>61481850
A man can dream.';

'>>61476765
It's funny how the golf-cart is the only vehicle not to get a cope.';

'>>61481850
That's the neat part, it was from an article describing how these Buryats, or whatever, dressed up like this and did their folk rituals to cast an exorcism against Putin.';

'>>61481877
It's just New Year celebration
Do tabloids really?';

'>>61481891
Kek I guess they do, if that's what it really is';

'>>61477264
The fuck is that? A cape?';

'>>61481850
They already have a Psyker problem, so a few crazy shamans cant be tha..
>the flood reaches the uranium mines
Well I'm sure it will be fine, nobody panic';

'>>61481901
it's basically a cape wrapped around a basket to stop arrows';

'>>61479668
I blame the cars.
Bинoвaтa кopoбкa.';

'>>61476765
D-does he expect to survive a fragmentation granade from this distance?';

'>>61481257
Ooo. Waterbenders';

'>>61481850
There was one shaman, he was jailed.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/19/siberian-shaman-arrested-on-trek-to-exorcise-vladimir-putin';

'>>61482126
It comes and goes in fits and starts.
When we get slammed by another Vatnig Spamßkrieg, it usually signifies that something bad happened to Russia yesterday or even just a few hours ago.

But they also sometimes start throwing their poop when they have a small win. Like Ocherevate or 2-3 Abrams getting disabled.';

'>>61482126
I doesn't look like this board will ever be comfy for chuds, consider staying in /pol/.';

'>>61482037
You know you would
Don't even deny it';

'>>61482126
>poltard learns what organic posting is
>turns out people do not spam same shit 24/7, unlike shills';

'>>61482229
Post gun.';

'>>61482221
>turns out people do not spam same shit 24/7, unlike shills
Oh the irony. See>>61482245
>Always the same old canned bot tier responses
I wouldn't be able to tell if most of those posters are bots or even birds these days.';

'>>61476781
Pogo Stick which will inevitably be used for sodomy';

'>>61482250
NTA
So you no gun?
Meaning you are not here because you are interested in on-topic discussion of the board?
Meaning you came here to shill?';

'The weak spot of the net has was found.';

'>>61477344
Racer XSR gives a few hits of the same bike, judging by the graphics, but I can't read the runes so I don't know if there's an actual brand';

'>>61482313
>Could have chill out at home
>Instead went for the last bike ride and got ass shrapneled

russians are acting like there is something great and spiritual behind them but they always come off as stupid cattle';

'>>61481915
Don't worry, the Ukies merely have the power of God and Anime on their side; and since most of us here are in countries that are allied to Ukraine, we'll be fine.

The, er, other Anons might want to spend their Sundays binge watching anime after attending mass though. That, in theory, should protect most of them. At least 60%...probably.';

'>>61481865
It comes with one pre-installed, although I have seen one with a windscreen attached to the front.';

'>>61482271
I wasn't the anon you were talking to, schizo. I only have one pictures of my guns on my phone so it wouldn't prove anything, take your win I guess.';

'>>61482348
>Granting ziggers 60% cookies of protection
Wrong. Providence is exclusively ours.';

'>>61481915
>a psyker of Ordo Bandericus faces a horde of ziggers
>"WITNESS YOUR DOOM!"
>every conscript's mind is filled with an illusion of getting raped by an endless line of roided kadyrovites
>every vdv's mind is filled with an illusion of dropping on an airport with no support, tracers of hundreds of aa guns shredding their plane
>every marine's mind is filled with an illusion of standing aboard a landing ship and watching helplessly as 200 Neptunes are incoming
>every spetsnaz member's mind is filled with an illusion of being surrounded by an army of Prigozhins with huge sledgehammers
>every tanker's mind is filled with an illusion of sitting in a cope barn and hearing thousands of fpv drones outside
>every kadyrovite's mind is filled with an illusion of being alone in the room with Johar Dudaev
>their collective screaming is so loud it tears a hole in reality';

'>>61476765';

'>>61482442
The dude that run away had lost his arm.';

'>>61482313
Is that a leg or something that almost reaches the drone in the air?';

'>>61482348
>>61482424
Russia did chopper in some battle wizards and sorcerers to the dam before it broke to cast spells really hard that it wouldn't collapse and fuck everything
Turns out VILE HERESY doesn't work and their gods just let it break

>>61482442
I have fallen off motorbikes and been blown up a few times, never both at the same time. sort of like sliding down a big razor except its now covered in lemon juice to get both';

'>>61482471
>expecting literal chaos worshippers to do anything productive
Long overdue for cleansing.';

'>>61476765
>Assault motorbike with the cope anti-drone net.
Oi Russia just fucking stop and go home
>>61476781
>How sillier will this war get?
british laser weapons used by laughing Ukrainians melting russian conscripts on escooters';

'>>61482503
Oh the honkening....';

'>>61482489
>reeeeeeeeeee get the flamer!

>>61482503
I made a joke a few weeks ago about them going in on e-bikes like door-dash lunatics
Now, that was a joke
I don't think we'll actually see Russian apocalypse ebikers of the Ukrainian wheat fields hungry for death.... but just maybe if the price is right Soigoo might pull the purchase order trigger';

'>>61482514
looking at the state of that chink 'trail bike' they are basically at Alibaba transport department low budget already';

'>>61482229
>t.';

'>>61482506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMsxK3oiM5o';

'>>61482520
I can't figure out if they're Chinese or Indian, my hunch is they're Indian because they do make a no-name 200cc bike that looks very similar.
Like its a knock-off of half way between a late 90's enduro and an ag-bike with what looks sort of like a mid-80's Honda engine';

'>>61476781
full mad max';

'>>61482542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oetw2BiwRMc';

'>>61482532
"Appetizers for Le Roi!"
"Roast beef for Le Roi!"
"Caviar for Le Roi!"
"Orange Juice for Le Roi!"
"Crêpes for Le Roi!"
"Lobsteur for Le Roi!"
"Croissants for Le Roi!"
"Chocolate for Le Roi!"
"Napkin for Le Roi!"';

'>>61482559
This was the Poonindian one I was thinking of by Hero
Its got the engine drop bars on the front and the dangly rear mudguard with a colour scheme of someone vomiting up a crayon set';

'>>61476781
I'll be satisfied if we eventually get a battle of Stinky';

'>>61477354
Figuratively or literally?';

'>>61481915
Goddamn, did Russia lose the lead on Psychic Soldiers too?';

'>>61482624
Wait until they meet our COMPUTER PSYCHO-VIRUS!
>fairly sure that's just /d though';

'>>61476765
>offers a wider surface area to detonate the drone, helping to assure destruction of both bike and rider
Amazing.
We should start a "grassroots" (foreign) campaign to get these added to every bike they've got. You know, for the good of the soldiers :^)';

'Does anyone have an updated
>you are here
Meme from when this war started till now?';

'>>61482647
They fear Kek and the power of Meme Magic.
As they should.';

'>>61482574
Literally, they was a video of them throwing rocks at a guy with down syndrome.';

'>>61476805
Kek';

'>>61482461
nice find, you can see it fall off as he dismounts.';

'>>61482184
Fuck the dyke out of her and use the magic of semen-bending to turn her into an actually interesting and compelling character? i suppose i would, yes.';

'>>61482647
>another day slacking off at the FSB HQ and thanking I'm not at the front
>"IVAN YOU LAZY FUCK I EXPECT A REPORT IN MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY OR I SEND YOU TO CHASIV YAR"
>ohshit.jpg
>frantically search for a topic
>"oh yeah the crests will be using infohazard meme magic to turn Kremlin guards into assassins"';

'>>61476765
This couldnt be any dumber, even if by some miracle this trasvesty worked, it would only turn the drone into an airburst explosive, i hope you like being showered in shrapnel';

'>>61482647
Sounds like somebody's worried about a coup or internal assassination plots';

'>>61482471
why are they all fat? isn't gluttony a sin?';

'>>61477180
>pretending to be too dumb to do even the most basic things or understand the most basic instructions is a good way to get out of having to do much as a conscript.
doing this in the russian army is like calling "shotgun" for the next golf cart wave bro.';

'>>61481257
Ain't nothing gonna happen. The orientals are the most loyal to the Putin KGB Mafia regime.

I don't understand these American-esque fantasies of minorities in Russia "rising up". Those minorities are closer to Putin than the actual middle class ethnic Russians are.';

'>>61476765
So what's the ideal net? One with enough give that it slows or stops the FPV but doesn't trigger the fuse?';

'>>61476765
I have no idea what is this supposed to protect them from
If they're on a motorcycle they should not worry about grenade drops, so it's useless cause it's hard to hit a quick moving target with a grenade anyway
But the net will still trip a suicide drone, and having it explode like 50cm away from you don't make it any less lethal when you have basically no protection to begin with';

'>>61482313
Dissapointed the bike didn't explode into a fireball.

>>61484165
We have videos of the bikes being hit with drone dropped grenades on this thread.';

'How long until we will see an infantryman surrounded by a cope cage?';

'Holy shit this is just one of the numerous examples of how russian cargo cult mindset works.

Even IF that ridiculous cope net would stop an incoming drone... Then what? You would still have AT LEAST a hand-grenade's worth of fragmentation high-explosives blowing off less than a meter (2 feet) from your back and your spine. Your back would still get utterly shredded! The cope net does FUCK ALL!

But they still do it. Because it has nothing to do with reason or understanding. It's all pure cargo cult. Magic protective shield will save me!';

'>>61476781
Man-portable anti-drone net cages when? Can't wait for them to hit the surplus market.';

'>>61484309
Fucking wall made from 2-by-4 planks would be more protective than that chiken wire fence!

Absolute magical thinking. "Chiken wire fence stop drones! So I make chicken wire fence for myself!" without any concept of what "fragmenting shrapnel" is.
Iesu christo, how horrifying!';

'>>61484019
the russian church is just another front for corruption, theyre christian in apperances only (just like every trad larper online)';

'>>61476801
>What are the chances of the net stopping the drone without it detonating?
What are the chances of a low hanging branch catching that net and flipping the bike?';

'>>61477180
>this guy is a literal retard we can't teach anything useful
>blyat, send him straight to the front. He can draw fire for better soldiers, and when he dies he is not our problem anymore
> smart. Pass the gasoline, I need a sniff.';

'>>61481901
>>61481925
https://youtu.be/8B_6BU7SYf8?si=sWXwDjt1miIdTsmx&t=373';

'>>61476781';

'>>61482250
>Pigeon guided bombs
>Bat-mounted firebombs
>Picrel
Anglos have a weird obsession with using animals in their weapons.';

'>>61476781
until we get t34/76s decked with with era shit foam bricks and 200km of cope cage on top of it.';

'>>61484165
If anything it just makes the bike easier to spot and easier to hit';

'>>61485097
During the cold war everyone tried all kinds of wacky shit, it's not exclusive to anglos.';

'>>61484771
>What are the chances of a low hanging branch catching that net and flipping the bike?
tell us, we are retarded';

'>>61484771
Since most of the front looks like a lunar hellscape at this point, pretty low.';

'>>61484341
So if they saw the bottom off and paint it olive-green with maybe some chicken wire around the support?';

'>>61486134
It would break off before flipping the bike. Though that's not to say it wouldn't cause a crash either';

'>>61480037
Still can’t believe that worked and they breached the wall in 30 places

Was the IDF just full retard for a day?';

'>>61476781
My nigger, did you forget the time Russians stuffed laptops into their plate carriers and even had GOST Class I Stop Sign armor plates?';

'>>61488048
>Bullet pierces vest
>Sees Stop Sign
>*Stops*
problem, nafo?';

'>>61480037
>born too late to see Age of Empires
>born too early to see Starcraft
>born just in time to live Command & Conquer';

'>>61476765
>cope

It would probably work.';

'>>61476765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBj82RRFxqw
Oi fock me. HAMMOCK! You blithring idiot.';

'>>61476765
Gayboy berserkers to the gate!';

'How is that suppose to stop shrapnel?';

'>>61488330
It what world does a soccer net stop a drone without also setting it off';

'>>61476765
I am unironically waiting for the day nigger rigged standoff armor is applied directly onto a single soldier.';

'>>61488330
Sure, if you want to get your back blown.';

'>>61488953
>How is that suppose to stop shrapnel?
it's not';

'>>61482647
>fsb shill on 4chan tries to shill in war threads on /gif/ and falls victim to sissy hypno
Its more likely than you think';

'>>61489443
>if you post bbc cuck porn for the demoralization of westerners, bbc cuck porn demoralizes you as well';

'>>61489443
>if you gaze long into a cuck shed, the cuck shed also gazes into you

+1 Energy Damage on NATO supplied weapons is also a good excuse for getting blasted';

'>>61489495
>fsb is no more powerful than stormfront or tumblr';

'>>61482506
The hint of a swastika is so kino

Love how it makes vatniks seethe';

'>>61476781
Two words, Rape Drone';

'>>61489590
>requires blood. when equipped to primary weapon, +25% CRT chance to Z-type enemies, 7d cooldown. Scales with FTH';

'>>61489590
>>61489749
Shouldn't satanic magic heal ziggers instead of damaging them? Sounds counter-productive.';

'>>61489757
They seem to think otherwise or exist in denial that they're really not that bad guys
>except god gave up on them because they're unforgivable filthy heretics';

'>>61489776
this kind of heresy deserves to be punished';

'>>61489691
There was a talented Mari artist in /uhg/ last week, who explained the necessity of never fully revealing the breast tattoo.';

'>>61476781
you will live to see russia implement weapons beyond silly';

'>>61489443
hahahaha joke its an fsb agent so he's already a sissy';

'>>61492249
It's brilliant';

'>>61493869
I thought we are already there.';

'its getting even funnier';

'>>61496724
So they effectively increase the surface area of the vehicle for the frag warheads to detonate on
Its reverse evolution in play';

'>>61496724
big 4x4 with truck frame and metal body are so over

side by sides with their atv like frame and composite body with bike engines surpass them';

'>>61480037
Stop. I just remembered I have The First Decade on my laptop and I have work to do.';

'>>61485097
Idiot, who trained dogs strapped with mines to attack tanks';

'>>61497925
something happening once is an occurrence.
something happening thrice is a trend.';

'>>61476765
Jesus fucking christ';

'>>61476781
I’m waiting for some mobik to see ERA protect a hit and strapping some stolen blocks to his vest because he just thought they were really strong.';

'>>61498207
fun idea';

'>>61498207
Name 5 reasons this wouldn't work';

'>>61499502
It absolutely, definitely would work. That anon is trying to convince you otherwise. You should steal all the ERA blocks you can off your vehicles and kit out all the infantry in your brigade so that you all become unstoppable war-machines.';

'>>61489443
Lol';

'>>61476765
We've reached the "magic ghost shirt will stop .45-70 bullets" stage';

'>>61496724
This is actually a good idea. It prevents demoralizing videos of Russian troops being ragdolled dozens of meters while on fire from happening.
It also stops any of them from getting off the ride before it ends.';

'>>61502191
uuhh';

'>>61503116
Sure it was';

'>>61503116';

'>>61502191
>It also stops any of them from getting off the ride before it
.... blows up.
Also traps everybody who survived.';

'>>61502191
The ride never ends!';

'>>61476781
They'll want anti assault moterbike cope nets next. The sinews of war are infinate nets and cages.';

'>>61482250
>AI used to be done manually by animals

People were really inventive back then';

'>>61481257
The chances of that are pretty much zero, all their men were the first to be press-ganged and fed into the Ukrainian meat grinder.';

'>>61502343
Pre-cubing the mobiks into the bargain! Brilliant! Give this man a promotion!';

'now I want a Ghostrider video';

'>>61482471
>I have fallen off motorbikes and been blown up a few times, never both at the same time.
You can NOT just say that and not elaborate. Storytime, anon.';

'>>61487992
It was on the anniversary of the previous Yon Kippur conflict where the IDF was caught by surprise. Either the IDF, Mossad/Shin Bet, and the Israeli government are compromised by retards that had no idea that hamas was building up and organizing an assault and didn’t bother to up any defenses on the anniversary or they intentionally did so so Israel can get attacked and then justify a large scale ground invasion.';

'>>61496724
I want to see this burn';

'>>61510452
Well I'm one of the probably few GWOT vets still rattling around but there was a period of my life were people really enjoyed throwing grenades and improvised explosives at me. As was the fashion at the time
So the short list of fragmentation grenades (individual)
>metal shrapnel in left shin
>set on fire with molotov- lower legs
>rifle round hit gas-port and tube on rifle, fragments into left hand and middle finger
>large cut across bottom of chin from shrapnel
>splinter next to right eye
>splinter in left side of chin
>Left arm and rifle set on fire from petrol bomb
>top of right ear chunked out by rifle round or grenade (not sure)
>3 grenade splinters in my arse, because everyone gets it eventually in the butt

Then finally on my last 'milk run' tour in Iraq 2008 some US marines were running escort for my truck as I was transporting EOD team out to unfuck something or other. They got hit, we pushed through to cover and decided that we couldn't let them burn to death so my Sgt and I ran back to pull the three surviving guys out of their hummer. Got blown up by an RPG strike which filled my back and right shoulder full of shrapnel which was my last time in a warzone. Did a year in an alphabet department but didn't like office life, did some engineering jobs, married a nice lady and we decided to go to my farm to raise our kids
Finished a tour in the UK training Ukrainians for 12 months, I would like to have fought there for one last hurrah but my knees are gone to shit and my lower back is pretty ratshit as well. Plus once you have a family your priorities change';

'what else can you do if your depots run out of soviet rust buckets
https://nitter.poast.org/Jonpy99/status/1784519287291384213';

'Why would someone ever waste a drone on a motorbike?';

'>>61510746
Shin Bet is the ones responsible for intelligence regarding Palestine, not the Mossad. And Netanyahu's little government crisis made it so the government was too busy trying not to collapse to notice what was being planned for them on top of focusing its assets on the West Bank and not Gaza.';

'>>61515657
Battery running low and nothing else out there to hit.';

'>>61511697
>read the whole ass blogpost
>not one word about how he fell off the bike
thanks for wasting our time, asshole';

'>>61496724
It's like Lego Racers but with suicide vehicles.';

'>>61503122
But he's right. At least, the claimed videos that are being discussed were labelled such.
https://twitter.com/IXcomXI/status/1759049833346929102
https://twitter.com/Alex_Oloyede2/status/1740797508400632195

I did a search for "Ukrainian downs syndrome" and got these videos
I searched also for "Russian downs syndrome" and didn't get anything of Russian downies being bullied.
Propaganda or not, these were the videos that the discussion is about.';

'>>61518992
>twitter';

'>>61519096
As opposed to which other platform? Telegram? Where would you like me to have links to instead?
Show me even one shred of evidence disputing my claim and backing up
>>61477354

Otherwise you're a no good, bad faith, lies spouting retard no better than vatniks.';

'>>61519110
>poisoning the well';

'>>61519128
I'm not the one who is either openly lying, or openly being ignorant. Have some integrity. At the very least claim these videos are staged. They might be. But the point still stands that this is the video footage claimed earlier as being Russians until someone can find anything else to back up that claim.';

'>>61476781
Troops armed with long butterfly nets for anti-drone operations.';

'>>61516891
based lego racers rememberer
it was my very first game ever';

'>>61515657
If protection is low, and mobility is high, then it's either a scout or a messenger. Killing either means gouging the eyes of the enemy and saving friendly lives.';

'>>61479771
>Prob got droned and was immolated by the fuel months ago. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
That was the motorbike fuel of course, thus we can say he returned to dust under his own power.';

'>>61519135
No one claimed that video specifically though?';

'>>61519135
>I'm not the one who is either openly lying
Someone definitively claimed a specific video was Ukrainians bullying a downy Russian, then searched for two random twitter videos which weren't even the video in fucking question. One of which has a handle of Spetznav007 for fuck's sake.';

'>>61519245
Spetsnaz just means special forces, Ukraine has them too';

'>>61519223
Then please find this video for me
>>61477354
Because apparently twitter isn't a good source, and trying to google to find any information on this, gives these results. Which leads to the conclusion that
>>61503116
Is at least partially right.

>>61519245
Those were just the first results popping up. Which would fit the description of a video of a soldier in Ukraine with downs syndrome being bullied. May I see another, if you have one?';

'>>61505235

The japanese used people.';

'>>61476984
someone got tradcon orthodox assraped that night';

'>>61515657
Because one enemy dying is not a waste. Dumb fuck.';