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public void US military deploys to Haiti on a C-130(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'US military deploys to Haiti on a C-130';
int postNumber = 61476806;
String image = '1713891744686623.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)13:02:24';
String comment = 'A C-130 carrying around 10-15 US or Mercs was spotted today in Haiti. I don't know what they got but it doesn't look like a heavy deployment';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476809 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:02:38'  && image=='GL2-bFdXAAAsIrR.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476820 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:03:40'  && image=='GL2-bFpXEAAKTIP.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476822 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:03:56') {

'VIP protection';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476827 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:04:27') {

'>>61476806
>10-15 US or Mercs
Those are definitely just spooks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476836 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:05:13'  && image=='GL23WxzWEAAlGSa.jpg') {

'>>61476827
Nah someone got a snap of one of em up close'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476853 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:06:21'  && image=='GL2-bFkXMAA0Rk0.jpg') {

'>>61476822
VIP? There's no government in Haiti'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476859 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:06:57') {

'>>61476853
VIP doesn’t equate government'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476862 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:07:09') {

'>>61476806
Those are state department workers, I recognize the cheap button up shirts and fatty thighs anywhere.
t. "tactically acquired" an M68 off of one of their guns that they left behind during the evacuation of afghanistan'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476878 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:08:56') {

'>>61476862
>Those are state department workers
Are they just envoys or are they glowniggers?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476881 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:09:17') {

'>>61476862
State department? What the hell are they doing over there'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477072 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:31:22') {

'If they’re state department maybe they’re just diplomatic security service guys brought in to secure or evacuate the US embassy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477086 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:32:37') {

'>>61476878
even worse. Bureaucrats.

>>61476881
Probably additional personnel to assist the embassy in processing paperwork, answering the phones, and dealing with the surge of people that come through the embassy during a crisis.
The State Department does have their own quick response force but after dealing with them during OAR I wasn't too impressed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477087 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:32:38') {

'>>61477072

Post related: https://x.com/statedeptdss/status/1770837756467450188?s=46&t=yrtHYkS4t75hJfoqViycsA'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477129 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:37:59') {

'>>61477086
Given how conflict averse the current State Dept is I'm not surprised if that trickled down to whatever security forces are under their umbrella.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477144 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:39:48') {

'>>61476862
A CCO? How? Are you taliban, ex-mil, "random fucking guy" faction?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477146 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:39:53') {

'>>61477086
Seems a bit more than needed
They just deployed 10-20 special forces for the Haitian embassy, on top of an additional 10 state department guys.
It's not going to look pretty once they hit over 100'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477184 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:43:46'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-04-23-13-42-05-172.jpg') {

'>>61477146
Seems local media is keeping hush hush rn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477223 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:48:51') {

'>>61477144
probably one of those FASTEUR marines, stopped by the armory before they pulled out I imagine'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477244 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:51:34') {

'>>61477129
The Marine MSGs have a special group that they can use to reinforce embassies as well, I forget their name but I helped out with a training exercise that involved them and the group I worked with seemed pretty locked on.

>>61477144
just a nobody chairfag who found an unsecured mk 18 propped up next to a portashitter in Qatar lol. Nobody had any idea who I should turn it into, so I ended up getting directed by some guy to just toss it into a big ass triwall storage box filled to the BRIM with mk 18s and other cool guy guns. Nobody was around so I said #yolo :DDD and popped off the red dot, and I would've gone for a PEQ on one of the other guns but I didn't have my multitool to get it off the rail lol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477249 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:51:53'  && image=='GL3eZJBWMAMazMH.jpg') {

'>>61477184
We got another pic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477268 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:54:49') {

'>>61476806
>A C-130
ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477278 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:56:10'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-04-23-13-55-35-344.jpg') {

'>>61477249
https://x.com/haytiens/status/1782789368907743609
Someone got a video of it landing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477282 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:56:25') {

'>>61477249
The guys with the bump helmets are Air Force RAVENS, pretty much Security Forces gate guards that go to aircrew school so they can travel around in aircraft and guard them on the ground in unfriendly places. Quite possibly the biggest fags in the Air Force, dare I say the entire military even.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477291 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:58:11') {

'I want to be President for a day.
>Sir there’s mass humanitarian disaster happening in Haiti!
>me: *shrug*
>Sir we need to get American citizens out of there!
>me: give me their passport info
>*quickly flips through, separating a small stack of white actual American citizens, and hands it over
>me: get these people a ride out ASAP
>Sir what about everyone else?
>me: *shrug*
>Sir we’re meeting to discuss humanitarian relief measures…
>me: cancelled *gets up to leave* keep me posted on getting those people out'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477346 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:07:03') {

'>>61477282
So they're there for the aircraft
What's everyone else there for'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477411 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:16:57') {

'>>61477346
again, just guessing, but they're probably just spare bodies to help deal with the massive surge of people that will be clamoring to try and get the embassy to help them out once shit really pops off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477425 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:18:38') {

'>>61476836
>work pants and civvie t-shirt
yeah those are spooks or mercs anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477445 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:22:34') {

'>>61477411
Yeah but the embassy closed off all requests
You're not even allowed near it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477459 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:25:22') {

'Barbecuebros I’m worried';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477467 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:26:22') {

'>>61477425
Mercs don't use American c-130s'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477575 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:40:00') {

'>>61477278
webm
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1713897501296008.webm
>>61477467
they probably do if they're being contracted by the US govt. Civvie contractors fly in military planes all the time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477600 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:43:42') {

'>>61477244
Holy fuck you think anyone brought back a mk18?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477629 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:48:03') {

'>>61477575
Huh but that's it right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477670 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:55:05') {

'>>61477575
That's definitely an Air Force C-130. The Active Duty fleet doesn't have markings on any of their planes anymore because the AMC commander had a bit of an unironic schitzo meltdown a while ago and ordered all cargo plane identifiers scrubbed off to prepare for a war with China, so now everything looks 2spooky4u

>>61477600
Looking back in hindsight I totally could have gotten away with it if I swiped the whole gun. There was no accountability for anything, people were leaving radios and crypto shit just lying around on the flightline, there was that mess with the fucking state department MWDs, it was a huge mess from start to finish.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477671 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:55:07') {

'>>61477467

It'll be a State Department diplomatic team with whoever is providing the overseas security contract - Constellis, Dyncorp, G4S, GardaWorld ect.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477686 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:57:43') {

'>>61476806
Those are just civilians man. The spoons fly in at night for starters and they wouldn't allow pictures of themselves. They'd just vanish the person for awhile'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477696 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:59:34') {

'>>61477146
>They just deployed 10-20 special forces for the Haitian embassy, on top of an additional 10 state department guys.
Yes, because they don't want a repeat of Benghazi, silly goose.
>It's not going to look pretty once they hit over 100
This comes from your butt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477697 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:59:39') {

'>>61477629
>US govt hires mercenaries to protect embassy or whatever
>Don't worry bros, we'll fly you over there since civilian transport isn't really an option
>Mercs get there and go guard embassy or whatever
I don't get how you're confused.

In Iraq and Afghanistan the US used mercenaries to do all kinds of stuff that was previously done by uniformed US forces. It's not crazy at all they'd do the same thing like Haiti so that if they wind up getting skinned alive and hung from telephone poles
>oh well how unfortunate, thankfully they were just contractors and not US military personnel
>>61477670
???
but it does have US markings on it? >>61477249 >>61476820'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477706 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:00:55') {

'>>61477696
What I meant is if there's too many boots on the ground it'll look bad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477713 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:02:49') {

'>>61477697
Doesn't make sense
They just sent a marine team to Haiti for Embassy protection and a few state department guys
You don't need Mercs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477717 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:03:06') {

'>>61477697

Correct, contractors provide embassy security.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477729 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:04:35') {

'>>61477713

Again, the contractors (nobody calls them mercs) provide security, procure the B6's ect.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477748 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:08:05') {

'>>61477729
I guess? But why'd we just send 50 Marines to the embassy with that FAST team less than 2 weeks ago'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477755 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:08:45') {

'>>61477697
Ordinarily AF cargo aircraft would have the reg number and the name of the base it's stationed at painted on the tail, but now everything has been painted over for opsec'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477769 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:11:02') {

'>>61477706
No doubt, but cross that bridge.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477782 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:12:55') {

'>>61477713
>>61477717
maybe they want to have additional security beyond just the Marines. Given they're track record of defending govt locations like Lebanon. Or they're doing something more specific, like helping with convoys of embassy personnel, securing areas around the embassy that aren't the actual embassy or maybe they're doing something completely unrelated to the embassy, the embassy was just an example.
>>61477748
I think he's being sarcastic and saying since Marines do security at embassies there's no reason what so ever they'd augment that with mercs.
>>61477717
Contractor is just a euphemism for merc and more often contractor is used to refer to non combat personnel who just do something technical. Merc is more specific to people to do security/combat.
>>61477755
true, but it still has a USAF rondel on it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477801 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:14:47') {

'>>61477748

Probably to secure the embassy, make sure Ambo was safe, improve site security, Now things have settlied a bit they will probably want to move to a more normal posture.

Contractors have a lot of experience supporting high risk missions. State department pays them and they provide close protection, supply the B6's, do logistics, provide some security systems ect. Lots of benefits over military.

Most western embassies operate this way in high risk countries. Very normal. Eg Aegis and then GardaWorld did the same role in the US' two most high risk embassies Iraq and Afghanistan for years. Still are doing so in Iraq.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477803 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:15:01') {

'>>61477769
Yeah we're close tho
Turns out that marine team was already 50'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477823 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:18:28') {

'>>61477801
What's the advantage of paying contractors to do your job as opposed to using your own troops?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477895 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:27:23') {

'>>61477823

Cheaper.
Lower profile, most Embassy people will travel in unmarked B6 with a CP and a driver. In high risk countries everyone has a land cruiser, so less likely target for opportunist attack
Experience and expertise. all the big security companies ahve been doing this for years and have lots of experienced drivers, close protection operatives, route planners ect. They provide security to loads of other organisations like AID, NGO, Extractives.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477923 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:30:23') {

'>>61477895
Makes sense
A lot of Haitian gang leaders have us training so they'd know how to set up an ambush for American troops'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477924 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:30:36') {

'>>61477782
>true, but it still has a USAF rondel on it.
Yeah, but with no Base or Unit markings and no Serial number then you cannot tell where this C-130 is from and who operates it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477986 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:38:13') {

'>>61477244
>The Marine MSGs have a special group that they can use to reinforce embassies as well
Pretty sure that's just FAST marines, they do lots of other things but augmenting facility security as a reaction to threats is more or less their core function.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478011 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:40:37') {

'>>61477411
>they're probably just spare bodies to help deal with the massive surge of people that will be clamoring to try and get the embassy to help
There could be loads of things for US personnel to be doing there.
Consular services and civilian evacuation is certainly one but there'll be lots of spooks running around talking to the gangs and trying to keep a channel open for if they need to have someone pull back during a US operation, or to parlay cease-fires or broker deals or just to choose sides.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478013 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:40:58') {

'what's the point?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478027 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:42:30') {

'>>61477895

Also I should add the mild corruption that comes with ex generals joining a PSC'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478040 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:43:29') {

'>>61477923
>A lot of Haitian gang leaders have us training so they'd know not to ambush American troops
There's absolutely no pay-day for someone who picks a fight with US forces in the USA's backyard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478049 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:44:25') {

'>>61478040
Of course
Doesn't stop anyone'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478084 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:49:08'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-04-23-15-48-15-791.jpg') {

'>>61478013
Okay we JUST confirmation they're adding even more support for the embassy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478092 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:50:11') {

'>>61478084
what's the point of an embassy in that hellhole?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478118 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:52:37') {

'>>61478092
smuggling out orphans for Epstein island'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478178 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:59:32') {

'>>61478092
It's basically a us military base'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478246 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:07:47') {

'>>61478118
>Go to Epstein's island
>Excited for some top flight cunny
>Get there
>She's a black as fuck Haitian
Unlucky'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478273 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:11:34') {

'This entire thread feels like one of those Twitter posts made by Brownoids where they assume every American they see is some CIA agent whose been sent to overthrow their government';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478327 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:18:39') {

'>>61478273
Let me schizo for fun'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478343 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:20:49') {

'>>61478273
>thread feels like one of those Twitter posts made by Brownoids where they assume every American they see is some CIA agent
OTOH: that's pretty much how we expect CIA ground teams to look and Haiti must be crawling with CIA and their minders right now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478862 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:35:10') {

'>>61478092
The ability to conduct diplomacy even with shitty unstable countries is important. No embassy = no objective core of authority and discussion'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478882 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:38:34') {

'>>61478049
>Doesn't stop anyone
The bombs tend to. And Haitians can't just go hide under a rock in Pakistan. I guess they could try to get into the DR, but they'd skin them alive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478943 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:46:45') {

'>>61476809
Surprised that it's a regular C-130J-30 (albeit with USAF titles and unit insignia removed) rather than a SOCOM MC-130J'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479199 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:24:30') {

'>>61477823
>advantage
1- cheaper once you factor in the fact that these guys are
>already trained
>dont need your military's health insurance
>dont need your nation's casevac/medivac service
>don't have your national flag draped over their pine box on CNN when one eats a grenade to the face
>president can legitimately say that your troops are only there for something like Embassy security, while contractors do all the riskier stuff or stuff beyond the wire, thus letting you slip in some combat op type stuff under the public notice (ie., no "Biden's war in Haiti" on tv)

The advantage to having mercenaries is that literally no one cares how many of them die, ever. It's always been that way. Now, back in the renaissance days the real issue was getting them to actually follow through on their contracts cuz mercs would cut and run (can't spend money if you're dead!) or they would turn against you if they had a superior force and could break yours, but in the modern era the long weenie of the law can follow you for a very long time on something like breech of contract (to say nothing about the suicidal proposition of taking on the nation that hired you with your 100 or so men). So for these guys cutting and running may mean actual jail time. Plus in many cases the government is also their ride, so you probably don't want to be stranded in Buttfuck, Iraq because you decided to bail on the contract.

So yeah, its cheaper to pay someone doctor money per hour if it means you can wipe your hands of their death on a foreign battlefield. Let alone a battlefield where you don't want to be seen as operating in.

If they live and succeed, mission accomplished you got what you wanted, and they get to pay taxes on their income plus you can hire them again. If they succeed and die, you still get what you wanted, but you don't have to worry about the fallout as much. if they fail and die, well hire some more.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479226 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:27:03') {

'>>61478092
We have embassies basically all over the world anon. There aren't that many countries that DONT have a US embassy. I dont think Iran does, Afghanistan, or North Korea for obvious reasons. I doubt we do in Syria but i'm not looking that up atm.

If we dont have an embassy we've historically turned to Switzerland to be the go-between for their embassy and whoever we are talking to, since switzerland has the most embassies everywhere or something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479505 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:00:48') {

'>>61478943
It's normal Airforce'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479558 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:09:04') {

'>>61479226
>There aren't that many countries that DONT have a US embassy
More than you'd think.
The US usually keeps a desk in some other country's embassy but still, there's nearly two dozen countries without an embassy and that's not counting Taiwan.

Aside from the usual suspects (Yemen, North Korea, Belarus), it's microstates like Monaco and Andorra and nowheres like Vanuatu and Nauru or Bhutan or São Tomé and Príncipe.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479572 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:10:34'  && image=='Screenshot from 2024-04-24 00-10-22.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479587 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:13:05') {

'>>61479572
You think /pol/ would be one of the last places to be against intervention in Haiti'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479596 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:14:40') {

'>>61479587
>/pol/ is one person'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479604 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:15:39') {

'>>61476806
It's probably Delta and or DSS doing embassy security'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479615 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:17:13') {

'>>61476827
probably just an oda
>hey guys we need someone to go find out what the fuck is going on in voodoo land'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479616 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:17:13'  && image=='ghows-WT-5673f627-339f-4f20-8764-dd07a8234eb5-74ffc8d5(1).jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479622 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:18:02') {

'>>61479226
>go-between
The diplomatic term is "protecting power". For the US these days it tends to be either the British or the Swedes, it is or at least was the Swedish in Pyongyang.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479626 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:18:38') {

'The Marines have transitioned to great power competition — landing missile launchers on South China Sea island chains. They don’t do tradition ground deployments anymore. They could have brought in the Army…but mercs are cheaper, Biden doesn’t like military anything and, well…it’s Haiti so who honestly cares?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479629 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:18:42') {

'>>61476806
I hope they all get eaten.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479724 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:33:53') {

'A talking point in National Security and State Department meetings is how they CAN’T let Haiti destabilize because of how China will come in and take up a presence there. The high-IQ, strong leadership response would simply be: they’re perfectly welcome to it.

Could you imagine how fast China would ditch the place and pretend they were never there. It’s like worst imaginable welfare case imaginable, having to pour constant amounts of treasure and effort to just to make sure the locals are pacified because they literally can’t run their own infrastructure. The government itself is just money-laundering organization. The usual Chinese deal is pay you off to let them be in the country, but paying off Haiti doesn’t actually get you anything except taking responsibility for keeping the place afloat. Chinese foreign policy DOES seem retarded enough to try it, but, sadly, there’s no way the CCP would just let us enjoy the comedy routine and they’ll bolt the moment they realize it was a terrible mistake.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479805 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:46:54') {

'>>61477282
cope and seethe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479839 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:54:50') {

'>>61479616
Ngl this goes hard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479887 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:02:11'  && image=='120522-F-NS900-004-1870688787.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480522 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:54:01') {

'>>61477923
>A lot of Haitian gang leaders have us training
There are "people" LARPing in this thread, right now, who actually believe this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480530 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:55:40') {

'>>61478246
> "cunny"
> "she"
Oh, silly anon ...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480540 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:57:14') {

'>>61479587
why on earth would /pol/ want intervention in Haiti as opposed to just leaving them to their own devices?
This is the kind of shit people who get all their news from MSNBC say.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480546 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:58:03'  && image=='45765794798.jpg') {

'Minihan is a bit of tard but that's okay. At least the Guard gets to keep their badass tailflashes (for now).';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480551 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:59:54') {

'>>61477670
>the AMC commander had a bit of an unironic schitzo meltdown

Not unusual. After the Shah got booted much of the 130 fleet got desert tan. Apparantly paint jobs scare off the heathen.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480553 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:00:06') {

'>>61479805
>wears SF
>whoa, are you special forces?!
I asked every one I met.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480566 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:02:33') {

'>>61478882
>I guess they could try to get into the DR, but they'd skin them alive.

DR is remarkably well run and wise for the region.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480577 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:04:25') {

'>>61479626
Sending Marines there smacks of Smedley Butler so you're quite right about the advantages of contractors.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480605 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:08:58') {

'>>61477282
Are they that bad? Seems about the only cool thing anyone in Security Forces (MP) has ever done.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480616 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:11:41') {

'>>61480605
I'm pretty sure security forces have their own SWAT thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480653 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:16:49') {

'>>61480522
Jimmy Barbeque was a police officer who was trained by American forces and Ecuadorian police officers'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480660 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:17:41') {

'>>61480540
The only possible reason for intervention in Haiti is to prevent it form becoming another chink ELINT/glownigger base like Cuba and Nicaragua. Other than that I don't give a shit if those island niggers kill each other as long as they don't try coming here as refugees.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480663 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:18:12'  && image=='1713924597705468m.jpg') {

'>>61480653
Also how come we just keep deploying guys to Haiti? This is the third deployment in the past 60 days'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480677 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:20:10'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-04-23-21-47-24-106.jpg') {

'>>61480663
And there's now pmc job openings'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480735 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:29:39') {

'>>61480677
That job listing looks sketchy as fuck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480839 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:43:48') {

'>>61480735
Of course it fucking is
I had to make an account to just look at it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480870 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:47:55') {

'>>61480663
holy shit seventy-five space marines, haiti is done'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480873 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:48:33') {

'>>61480839
Their FAQ is at least pretty funny'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481069 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:29:38') {

'>>61480870
You know what I mean
Adding fuel to the fire is never a good idea
Raises chances of something bad happening'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481183 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:52:30') {

'>>61481069
As opposed to literal gangs running the country'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481199 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:55:56') {

'>>61481183
They're rebels
We can label them however we want they're rebels. They have uniforms and vehicles now'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481604 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:20:12') {

'Biden has authorized a limited mission to Haiti. The mission is as follows:

1. secure an airfield
2. secure a port
3. secure the US Embassy and, if needed, remove it to a safer location such as option #2

Haiti has no government now so Biden can do whatever he wants. The attacks on (american) charity workers in hospitals are increasing, although no hostage situations yet. What probably tipped Biden off was the biggest gang's ("G-pep", apparently) stated goal of taking Americans hostage as they've killed so many Haitian doctors, nurses and EMTs where they can no longer get money for them anymore. It's also likely at least some of these people were cannibalized after being ritually tortured to death, which is why nobody in Haiti wants to work at their hospitals or go near them unless they are very close to dying.

A "light" mission has US mercs/Marines "gently" move the Embassy to the existing airport. A "heavy" mission has a small USMC commando force relocate the Embassy to a new US Green Zone around the Embassy zone/complex, establish a new US Special Economic Trade Zone Port, and decapitate the gang leadership in targeted raids/UAV strikes. A new UAV network can then be the island's police authority, working with humanoid units to stop the migrants from going to exit areas like illegal ports (where cartels buy them as slaves) or the DR border. Compliance can be compelled by a secured USAID food distribution facility and food only given out to unarmed women only, as we did in Afghanistan and Iraq. Haitian males can then be drafted into a conservation corps and, using some other entity, forced to rebuild their country. Or it all just falls apart due to marines fucking them and giving them HIV.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481610 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:21:13') {

'>>61481604

The most likely outcome is airfield security shooting a black youth, who then becomes a martyr for all the gangs against the evil american imperialists just before the election, so biden will piss himself and eject. Haiti then collapses for real as food aid stops being delivered and they all starve to death. This is the best ending.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481636 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:27:51') {

'>>61476809
>>61476820
>No tail markings
They're either doing something really cool or really boring.
Okay after reading through the thread, it appears that's the norm now. Interesting.

>>61480553
lol when I was in Boy Scouts I went to a small Air (now Space) Force station and saw the black berets and wondered what those signify. I looked it up and somehow ended up with just the SF acronym rather than Security Forces so I was like wow holy shit they got fucking special forces guarding this place? This site must be doing some real crazy spook shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481649 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:32:21') {

'>>61481199
I'll agree with you as long as it also means none of this human garbage is allowed to come here, ever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482137 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:17:52') {

'>>61479887
imagine being too dumb to even know what security forces do'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482144 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:20:09') {

'>>61480553
Security Forces don't wear SF anywhere.

>>61481636
Security Forces don't wear black berets.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482182 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:32:47') {

'>>61477670
>The Active Duty fleet doesn't have markings on any of their planes anymore because the AMC commander had a bit of an unironic schitzo meltdown a while ago and ordered all cargo plane identifiers scrubbed off to prepare for a war with China
Really? The first time I saw it was KC-135s in Turkey providing disaster relief after the earthquake in Syria. I assumed it was because of sensitivities about Syria accepting aid from US military flights.
But true, there was a lot made of it being 2spooky when KC-135s were in the region with no US markings allegedly refuelling Israeli jets when the war with Hamas kicked off

The low-contrast grey roundel on the C-130 looks spookier than keeping the high contrast black one though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482444 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:22:08') {

'>>61480546
I like him solely because of all the seething from the DOD amd white house when he first started going on about how you gotta shoot every chinaman in the head, but it's obvious he just read a biography on Patton or Billy Mitchell and decided he needed to do something outrageous to get his career some attention.

>>61480605
Security Forces in general are a bunch of retards, and RAVENS are even worse despite doing the exact same job, just instead of standing in front of a gate all day you're standing in front of a plane all day. You get your own "badge number" when you graduate the course that everybody refers to you as and there's some little hazing games they play, it's just fuckin gay. If you want a laugh, look up the medal citations from the evacuation of afghanistan from the Ravens. Dudes getting fucking Distinguished Flying Crosses for heroically standing around.

>>61482137
yeah okay hero, go run away from the Somalis again and leave the combat to the professionals.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482903 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:09:07') {

'>>61482444
Security Forces don't "stand in front of a gate all day" you braindead moron.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483281 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:24:01') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483372 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:48:01') {

'>>61476806
>mercs
Are you twelve?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483385 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:50:33') {

'>>61476806
>mercs

>>61476827
>spooks
It’s sone DSS weenies and sone even bigger weenies from AF security forces. Literally just a bunch of dweebs and this thread is full of retards drooling over them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483411 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:54:58') {

'>>61477425
There’s no WPS TO for Haiti, retard. They’re DSS there for the OOS and USAID dorks safety. The guys in camo are ravens there to stand around the aircraft to keep some dumb nigger from recreating the antics of afghan skydivers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483436 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:58:11') {

'>>61479199
You play too many video games'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483441 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:59:12') {

'>>61479616
That’s a chinook, dipshit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483456 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:03:02') {

'>>61482137
Lmao dude just confirmed it. ASVAB waiver confirmed. So what did you wash out of to end up scanning ID’s you wanna be mall cop BITCH? Lmao.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483546 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:19:34') {

'>>61477184
Carpet bomb them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483701 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:42:16') {

'>>61482144
Yeah they do. All over the damn place they wear those faggy “SF” patches and frequently black berets when their midnight blue ones are too hard to get ahold of. The only people who even come close to believing they’re bullshit about being “the air forces infantry” are they themselves and maybe some especially pog-ass airmen who don’t realize the pilots etc. are just humoring the gate guards to avoid getting harassed.

Even the navy knew better than to engage in this level of faggotry and made being an MA a secondary rate.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484884 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:55:01') {

'>>61482137
When I was in Afghanistan they didn't even have rifles and just drove around giving people speeding tickets. The ECPs were manned by army MPs.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485428 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:17:04') {

'>>61480677
>Shooterjobs
That's a pretty gay name. They should name it PMC Tchaikovsky in honor of the Fagner group'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485656 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:51:54') {

'>>61481604
>as they've killed so many Haitian doctors, nurses and EMTs
what a low piece of shit do you have to be to do that? Niggers are the worst.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61487512 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:32:41') {

'>>61476853
There is a caretaker government being set up by an international coalition. Still, it doesn't have to be for a government official anyway'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488416 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:40:11') {

'>>61476806
Are we going to have another Black Hawk Down-shooting spree again?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488438 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:43:46') {

'Just curious — what are our interest in Haiti? The Americas I mean. Obviously it’s of great concern to the DR, but what about everyone else?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488687 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:53:32'  && image=='pol plays shadow president.gif') {

'>>61477291
>I want to be President for a day.
So do I, for a different reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488965 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:14:42') {

'>>61488438
A country in chaos can lead to a lot of bad things (think Somalian pirates, Houthi missiles, or the rise of Isis), however it is not usually a problem if it’s some backwater in Africa or the Middle East; Haiti, though, is right in our backyard. Having a state in complete anarchy so close to us is at best bad press with all the bloodshed, maybe bad for business, and at worst a safe harbor for radicals and terrorists wishing to harm our country.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489104 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:47:58') {

'Yo is DSS dope or a meme. They have openings on USAjobs but I don't want to apply just to be a glorified gate guard';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489724 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:33:23') {

'>>61489104

From what I remember seeing on r/1811, their overseas security work tends to be more management of Marines and local guards than standing at a gate all day. Domestically they do some state department-related investigations but apparently very slowly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489891 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:32:23'  && image=='USAF-Security-Forces-1.jpg') {

'>>61482903
You're right, excuse me. Let's talk about secfo's accomplishments over the last few years:
>ran away from an al-shabab attack without firing a shot, letting an airbase get overrun and allowing three americans to get killed
>held up Afghan refugees from getting off the plane during OAR because they didn't have authorization to be in Qatar, causing multiple children to go into heat stroke and almost die, then stopped medical from getting to the kids because they "hadn't been searched for weapons and could be a threat"
>dipshit 820th retards did convoy security for my team in West Africa and kept pointing their guns at screaming at civilians passing by like they were in the fuckin hurt locker
>didn't listen to me when I told them to stop throwing MRE packets out the window to kids, who got too comfortable around our trucks and one jumped out in front of the lead humvee and got splattered, retard driver didn't even notice and kept going
>dumb bitch Instagram influencer ND'd a 240
>retard LT left his M9 and helmet in the back seat of a humvee
>fat fucks everywhere that can barely squeeze into their armor
>dumbasses who cover their gear in police and thin blue line patches

Fuck secfo, and fuck you. Post your ribbon rack so I can make fun of you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61490223 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:47:41') {

'>>61483372
Look fuckers I was just watching TV when making this post, they said Mercs and the word was just stuck in my head
Christ'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61491792 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:58:27'  && image=='GMBh7aHX0AE0Vnm.jpg') {

'>>61490223
2 more landed'
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}

}
}