import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /ak/ Thread - Space Edition(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/ak/ Thread - Space Edition';
int postNumber = 61577635;
String image = '1715076712841096.png';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)06:11:52';
String comment = '>Image Limit Reached
>Last Thread>>61560601
It is humanities destiny to wage war across the stars. Total ayy Death, breathe void space fags
Mass nuclear bombardment from orbital warships fuck yeah, fuck your biosphere. In space you cant commit war crimes because they only apply to earth and arent real anyway. I would genocide multiple alien cities myself
I WILL become humanities strongest soldier and kill all the ayys i find, anything that can build anything close to civilisation is getting a bullet
No environmentalist fag will stop me, ayys will be shot, ayy sympathisers will also be shot
I would create a nuclear crater so large it would be a noticeable geologic feature from space for the next 100 million years, at the least, so that planet never forgets who owns these stars
100000000000 burning worlds crushed under the boots of humanity as we march towards eternity, just imagine it, isnt it beautiful?'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577663 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:18:59'  && image=='1690403933412142.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577664 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:19:12'  && image=='sample_7725d32ab9b39d2a548ebc76cb9a3c5c.jpg') {

'Not all aliens are bad.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577696 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:29:59'  && image=='1681183369017534.jpg') {

'>>61577664
Anything smart will die, anything not smart can live until their existence becomes problematic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577741 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:43:16') {

'Fuggin schizo';

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577749 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:45:58'  && image=='1684163436575374m.jpg') {

'I know you're here SS, I saw your comment last thread. No picture but I recognized your posting style.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577803 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:57:19'  && image=='SinonSmartGun.webm') {

'>>61577741
Green hands typed this post'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577846 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:10:33'  && image=='IMG_5022.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577863 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:13:48'  && image=='1708213778634733.jpg') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQdKD7iLpiQ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577872 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:16:37'  && image=='ETq-UQEUMAANxnL.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61577898 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:25:36'  && image=='GM-GuBcasAAKeSh.jpg') {

'I back the blue';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578062 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:13:43'  && image=='1713007525409281.jpg') {

'please do the seetheful, sirs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578155 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:37:11'  && image=='1672879305874763.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578212 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:46:49') {

'>>61577664
cute butt, 10/10 ayyliem waifu material.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578220 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:48:04'  && image=='IMG_6730.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578273 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:57:16') {

'Anyone got that drawing of a Mississippi Cop from the 70's with a shotgun and a car?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578289 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:00:35') {

'So…I heard that GF2 is a massive flop in China. True?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578298 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:02:59'  && image=='1709035468053285.png') {

'>>61578289
Yes, shikikan was NTR'd in-game.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578305 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:04:01'  && image=='1694230538656319.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578496 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:41:43'  && image=='ywn have a taiping rebel gf.png') {

'>>61578305
That's the one, thanks a bunch my nigga.
Here's a Taiping rebel for your trouble.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578498 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:41:55') {

'>>61578298
No he fucking wasn't. A doll talking a fucking suicide bomber out of snackbaring himself is not NTR you fucking chinksects. The charm is a left over from the elemental damage system and has nothing to do with that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578610 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:03:23'  && image=='561414_original.jpg') {

'What does /k/ think of mini dolls?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578617 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:04:45'  && image=='562773_original.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578630 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:06:55') {

'>>61577635

What's the bottom item supposed to be?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578746 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:24:52') {

'>>61578630
Motion tracker i assume'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578757 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:26:36'  && image=='FA4336A2-C9EE-42B5-B2C3-627CF295377B.jpg') {

'Whatever it takes to get women into guns.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578775 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:30:08') {

'>>61578757
Aesthetics>practicality'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578878 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:45:50') {

'>>61578757
Is it bad I actually sold a women a 365 with this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578909 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:53:27'  && image=='80569973_p0.jpg') {

'need cute cossack wife';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61578915 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:54:30'  && image=='Skjermbilde 2021-11-18 175758.jpg') { }

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579320 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:04:07'  && image=='1685819594733159m.jpg') {

'>>61578498
Ok ok Chang ji Jong it's time to chill the fuck out. Your countrymen having a cuck fetish is nothing to be ashamed about.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579392 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:13:40'  && image=='__commander_and_ak_15_girls_frontline_drawn_by_snafu_snafy_snu__961cbdde5269d7aeaf64674177b33ed4.jpg') {

'my wife can beat up your wife, no contest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579596 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:44:57'  && image=='95686081_p0.jpg') {

'>>61579392
The weak should fear the strong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579610 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:46:03'  && image=='GMvAHLMa4AA7Aox.jpg') {

'Fucking HNNNNNNNGG';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579621 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:47:05'  && image=='GM4VZegaEAAmV_0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579635 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:48:52'  && image=='GM-7WL5XIAEuWGv.jpg') {

'urge to patch up wounds and comfort';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579643 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:49:57'  && image=='GMweWLxWoAAU4pk.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579650 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:50:35') {

'>>61579610
Wife'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61579653 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:51:01') {

'>>61579610
I gotta get those shorts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580069 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:54:41') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580087 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:56:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580625 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:13:51') {

'>>61578298
>>61578498
I get that the “drama” is way overblown by seething chinks but…
>the sole only girl that appeals to NTRfags out of like five hundred other girls is the chinese rifle
I can’t be the only one that finds this funny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580669 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:18:06') {

'>>61580625
didn't they also place specific books around to suggest the dolls hated being under the skk?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580723 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:26:48'  && image=='1698713732946.png') {

'>>61580669
The books were:
>The Fellowship of the RIng
>Things Fall Apart
>A Handmaiden's tale
>The Book of Esther
Of those, all but the Book of Esther are static props on a table pulled directly from a Unity asset pack of bestselling books.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580726 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:27:34') {

'>>61580723
>Unity asset pack of bestselling books.
how many books are there in that pack'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61580950 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:03:01'  && image=='1705705789530.jpg') {

'>>61580726
I can't find any posts about the books specifically but someone did find the exact asset pack they used for other stuff like random papers on a signboard.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581051 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:19:26'  && image=='441221602_849476507210883_3800339677981641723_n.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581058 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:20:17') {

'>>61581051
Is that a Famas?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581059 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:20:27'  && image=='441235061_849476670544200_1209082329490362460_n.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581068 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:21:28') {

'>>61581051
I like the yuri hentai of her and the brown chick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581078 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:23:01'  && image=='GIDu9YzbAAAeX_W.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581116 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:30:32'  && image=='0ed3e6a5e2aa9571566efd1acc8569d8.png') {

'>>61577749
which post? I made two.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581181 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:40:30'  && image=='441223411_849476777210856_4265084791021084649_n.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581198 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:42:21'  && image=='441381712_849476873877513_5100300132296664444_n.jpg') {

'>>61581181
>>61581058
heck of a shotgun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581206 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:43:23'  && image=='GLipF6xbMAAA_97.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581218 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:46:00'  && image=='1686189842194872.jpg') {

'>>61581198
I just think rifle grenades are neat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581271 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:56:59') {

'>>61578757
who cares if they're into guns?'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581285 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:00:03') {

'>>61581116
The one where you talked about proposing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581296 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:01:59') {

'>>61581285
Oh yeah, Ostwindprojekt punches me right in the feels, his stuff is cutest art I've ever seen.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581301 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:02:31') {

'>>61578610
>>61578617
Creepy as fuck, but enjoy what you enjoy Anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581626 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:49:52') {

'>>61581301
what's creepy about it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581696 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:57:45'  && image=='1711765849483729.webm') {

'>>61581626
can hit uncanny Valley for some people'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581746 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:04:05'  && image=='1691156798597846.png') {

'>>61579596
Why is there so much art of DEFY infighting? Especially since a lot of seems to be AK-15 fighting DEFY members that aren't RPK-16, which seems like the obvious one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581801 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:12:11'  && image=='AK-15_costume1_D.png') {

'>>61581746
15's and 94's MOD stories, your picture isn't fan art it's an actual CG from the game.
>AN-94 was the first doll Shaw made, in the image of her dead daughter because she is a dumb bitch
>because of this parasocial relationship Shaw refuses to deploy 94 on missions
>instead she next makes AK-15 as a purpose made murder doll and has her do ops instead
>94 finds out and is furious, demands Shaw to let her out
>Shaw decides to let 94 spar with 15 so she can prove her worth
>15 FUCKING MURDERS 94 in seconds
>later Shaw feels bad and makes AK-12 do be 94's companion, and the former beats 15 in a fight (your picture) to prove she can protect 94
>story closes out with Shaw taking advice that her dolls are too inhuman, and designs Pandora to be 15's partner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581947 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:33:41'  && image=='GM-hEF6a0AAy5p4.jpg') {

'>>61581696
I remember that thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581971 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:39:11'  && image=='F-fR9hAboAAbk_q.jpg') {

'>>61581301
Will do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61581990 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:42:23'  && image=='1710740951756116.png') {

'>>61581801
Huh, good to know. I started playing GF when the latest patch was the one after the one where RPK-16 going rogue and Ange getting captured I think. So knowing very little about the setting and shit beyond the first couple of levels fighting Sangvis Ferri and what I could gleam from shitposting and suddenly there's Stasi agents, old men and Neo-Soviet Unions, Paradous, Nyto's being yeeted by their masters constantly, M4 not being M4 and M16 working for the Russians and I'm completely lost, and then before I know it a new patch comes and they're attacking some towers in an irradiated wasteland and I have no idea what's going on. Trying to play campaign with weakass beginner teams while not knowing what I am doing didn't help much either, so I have at most made it 75% into an event campaign.

At least my favorite based retard got a lot of screentime.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61582099 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:00:24'  && image=='1623550098733.gif') {

'please do not post actual dolls, they creep me out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61582268 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:26:56'  && image=='1000005993.jpg') {

'>>61581947
that board has its own special brand of autist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61582540 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:14:23'  && image=='567294_original.jpg') {

'>>61582099
They only want to protect you, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61582551 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:16:26'  && image=='qt3.14.png') {

'>>61581990
Well yeah that's what happens when you skip the 4 years of plot development between the two.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61582980 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)21:37:04'  && image=='89879308_p0.jpg') {

'>>61582540
i said no.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583607 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:29:59'  && image=='reel2reel7_7_3-1.jpg') {

'>>61582540
You can always protect yourself anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583631 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:34:35'  && image=='GMQTtuVbcAAvIqv.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583636 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:35:11'  && image=='GM-vSOKa4AAvlbb.jpg') {

'Where can I get the books?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583641 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:35:45'  && image=='GM80vMkakAANFG3.jpg') {

'Daughter makes a home run!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583800 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:01:33') {

'>>61583636
Any major book retailer, or check your local library.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584343 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:18:05'  && image=='doll joints resized.jpg') {

'>>61578610
they're based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584374 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:28:25'  && image=='1563161189079.jpg') {

'>>61582099
When I was sleeping one night, I woke up because I felt something moving. Flicked the light on on my nightstand gun, and my sex doll was rolled over facing me (she normally is lying on her back). Unfortunately she hasn't ever moved on her own again since.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584603 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:37:14') {

'>>61583636
I've found them in a lot of major book stores that carry anime/manga/japanese related merchandise.
Most of them I've just ordered off of online bookstores, or pirated digital copies of them because it takes a while for them to reach shelves and I usually read them the same week that they drop.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584799 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:51:03'  && image=='Frv1avDaEAUi711-1.jpg') {

'>>61584374
>>61582099
>hear bump at night
>look around
>see this
What would you do? (Rape is not an option)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584903 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:27:35') {

'>>61578220
Good Lord, that is so hot.'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585151 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:48:05'  && image=='1670597064748722.jpg') {

'>>61583631
damn this broad is juicy af but the dead eyes kinda kill it. I prefer lively eyes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585233 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:10:06') {

'>>61584799
Make it a little cake and a cup of tea. That's obviously a hearth brownie performing it's rounds.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585241 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:12:39'  && image=='tiger 2.jpg') {

'>>61585151
RAPE'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585250 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:15:28'  && image=='yukari steilhandgranate.png') {

'>>61585241
have a grenade for your faggotry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585267 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:21:01') {

'>>61584799
I'll send my teddy bear at it. He has a baseball bat and is not afraid to use it. He'll deal with such nonsense as dolls bumping in the night.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585394 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:04:01'  && image=='F_zVVYsWcAAdh0p.jpg') {

'If you guys don't fuck off with the doll stuff you're gonna summon... him...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585652 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:05:50') {

'>>61585394
Whos this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586159 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:44:16'  && image=='GNDYFodbYAAjK3P.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586185 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:46:51'  && image=='IMG_20240504_220528.jpg') {

'Anyone get a good ruck in lately?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586242 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:54:49'  && image=='5.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586260 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:56:12'  && image=='90c897ae71d76db739fc6cee8ffa6f9345d51e58v2_hq.jpg') {

'>>61581051
>>61581059
>>61581181
>>61581198
I believe in FAMAS supremacy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586275 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:57:40'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_ostwindprojekt__sample-d1e1788e389881b1e0443e96d3b04c9c.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586297 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:59:37'  && image=='1709211870206092.jpg') {

'>>61585151
I would watch the shit out of Senshado if it existed irl. There would probably be a lot more deaths tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586311 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:01:01'  && image=='f810dd217e7efb6969d155eefdb78400467eb998.jpg') {

'>>61585241
>>61585250
Degenates deserve to be fragged'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586359 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:07:00') {

'>>61586311
Worst girl. Literally every other girl is better by leagues.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586378 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:09:15') {

'>>61586297
>There would probably be a lot more deaths tho
The way they do it in the show, sure; in real life (assuming they had a carbon coating equivalent and/or nerfed shell penetration accordingly) there'd surely be rules against sticking your head out of any hatch or leaving the tank during a match.'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586589 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:32:35'  && image=='big red 1 kanine k941.jpg') {

'As I grow older I find myself appreciating artists who realize that women are more than tits and ass (they are also thighs, hips and backs).
>>61586297
it would be run by the NHK and be a Japanese porn game'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586606 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:33:46') {

'>>61586589
correction: thighs, hips and tummies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586689 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:43:16') {

'>>61586297
Supposedly yes, it is very dangerous with lots of deaths and injuries. Would have preferred a grittier version. And no that manga doesn't count, that was just lots of rape.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586711 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:46:07'  && image=='1705914727278371.png') {

'>>61585241
beep...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586746 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:50:40'  && image=='1674698757840.jpg') {

'>>61578630
motion tracker

>>61577635
space edition is best edition'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586887 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:05:11') {

'>>61579610
>morning sickness
wait.. y'all get to bang your fed? I mean, if I had a hot one, I'd probably try knocking her up too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586940 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:09:40') {

'>>61578220
i don't get it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586956 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:10:49') {

'>>61578909
>>61578915
Are Cossacks what Ukrainians came from? Or did they just live in Ukraine?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61586969 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:13:02') {

'>>61586378
Modifying the guns to take lighter charges and projectiles designed to mimic the real ballistics of a full charge and projectile, a la spotting rifles/guns would be the most likely course of action, along with computers on both shooter and target to calculate whether the hit counts as a kill based on who fired, distance to target and the location of the hit. Pretty sure you could design the projectile to crumple upon impact, thus dispersing much of the excess energy, too. Obviously you'd have to have a regulating body to outline what, how, and why, check to make sure each team and vehicle meets the standards, and all other tidbits such as PPE, rules on engagement, groups/classes of vehicle and all the exhaustive safety standards you'd need to implement to ensure that it could become a legally accepted sport and wouldn't be shut down by the feds. I reckon it would certainly be possible today, the main hurdles being funding, co-ordination, and where on earth you'd get the tanks from.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587183 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:38:55'  && image=='GNEcrqCa0AAlUIl.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587209 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:43:03') {

'>>61586969
Wouldn't laser hit detection be the simplest solution possible?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587223 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:45:47') {

'>>61580669
This just sounds like a schizo headcanon perpetuated by chinks. You’re not a chink, are you? That’d be a real shame'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587225 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:45:56') {

'>>61587209
Where's the fun in that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587246 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:48:14'  && image=='1021706159875.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587248 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:48:18') {

'>>61583636
Amazon?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587349 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:02:59'  && image=='__bismarck_kantai_collection_and_2_more_drawn_by_ohta_yuichi__bf9a9265289fda701c828537b131fbfe.png') {

'>>61585250
What's a Steilhandgranate?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587586 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:28:49') {

'>>61587349
It's a Stielhandgranate with the i in the wrong place'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587610 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:31:24'  && image=='GNDjCTuWEAAlexR.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587662 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:37:01'  && image=='__anchovy_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_totsugekikouhei__79c3f33ab7b9c13cb6f321f3a45e2f8a.jpg') {

'>>61587610
A E T E R N A V I C T R I X'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587693 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:41:44'  && image=='__akiyama_yukari_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_acrux__sample-808a79354d97bc8aefd04e2b16aa8d45.jpg') {

'>>61586311
Yukari is Polish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587918 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:11:18') {

'https://youtu.be/g9rJzo5Z-y8';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587929 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:12:48'  && image=='49c88104b3ce1d05583adb3f67d4def5.jpg') {

'>>61587586
This stielhandgranate better not end up in the wrong place.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587935 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:13:34'  && image=='the_girls[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F64cldl.mp3].webm') {

'>>61587918
yeah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588235 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:54:03') {

'>>61587935
isn't ostwind like massive zigger or something?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588257 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:56:07') {

'>>61588235
oh not this shit again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588393 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:12:48') {

'>>61587929
Slut'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588398 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:13:17') {

'>>61587929
Saori, my wife'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588414 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:15:05'  && image=='E_AN5uLWEAQKQms.jpg') {

'>>61588235
For a Finn, that would be very weird and stupid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588563 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:37:58'  && image=='FzZF01JWIAIhSD6.jpg') {

'>>61588235
>isn't ostwind like massive zigger or something?
No. I think it's just some schizo zigger photo shopping his art to vatnik content.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588679 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:53:19'  && image=='FjTRNHAXwAEtHV7.jpg') {

'>>61588235
no, you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588714 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:58:42'  && image=='media_FwwKPPcXwAAPRT_.jpg') {

'>>61588235
You presumably saw one of those shitty edits of his art and assumed it to be something he actually drew'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588718 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:59:09'  && image=='__balalaika_black_lagoon_drawn_by_elina_kuroe_no_daarin__914f45e370f56894bc31b3985f8adec7.png') {

'>>61587935
please stop posting this, gets me in a bad mood everytime'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588724 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:00:13'  && image=='1655402438875.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588746 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:02:49'  && image=='FXn3dCfaAAAs1xu.jpg') {

'>>61586589
>he doesnt find every part of the female body attractive
gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588749 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:03:51'  && image=='__rpk_16_saga_and_ak_15_arknights_and_1_more_drawn_by_maiqo__7e484870949e98b996e19efeb3075faa.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588788 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:08:55'  && image=='__sig_mcx_and_sig_mcx_girls_frontline_and_1_more_drawn_by_j_adsen__1501bca8e409e3fc87b8e631f0045d3c.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guHgx5xolG8

God I want her to ruin me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588798 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:10:00'  && image=='__hk416_girls_frontline_and_1_more_drawn_by_j_adsen__08d69e461581355cf24a92e83a514e22.png') {

'Well, can you?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588814 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:12:49'  && image=='ancient_Finland[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fobpig8.mp3].jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588866 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:20:49'  && image=='1693746594537893.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588876 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:22:12'  && image=='Suomi_blood_magic[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fxyb9dg.mp3].jpg') {

'why are the trees singing in Finnish, and why do they sound so much like Gumi?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588929 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:28:49'  && image=='GMz5G4Za8AAk4OO.jpg') {

'>>61588876
What happens if I let her hug me?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588956 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:32:05') {

'>>61577635
Didn't realize sandland came out, where can i watch the full show dubbed?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588968 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:33:34') {

'>>61588956
>dub'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588980 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:09') {

'>>61588746
>abs
Sexooooo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588981 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:13') {

'>>61588968
NTA, but some shoes are just outright better in their English dub
>Space Dandy
>FMA: Brotherhood
>Cowboy Bebop
and Toriyama shit is typically much the same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589109 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:54:08') {

'>>61588968
Also NTA, I watch a lot of dubbed anime with my retarded brother so I don't have too narrate subtitles for him. If I'm alone or watching with my sister than it's (mostly) subs.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589356 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:27:08'  && image=='1445749984928.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589376 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:29:21') {

'>>61588876
A: That's not finnish
2: Probably should get outta those woods before you find out what's really making that sound'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589387 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:30:28') {

'>>61587935
this should be a lost kitten edit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589561 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:51:14'  && image=='1687232691260689.png') {

'>>61588235
>pro-military christian finn
>a zigger
schizo-levels off the charts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589589 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:54:30'  && image=='79181216.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589780 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:21:38'  && image=='GKvT0nubYAESZUt.jpg') {

'>you will never have an Austrian wife who was blinded in a gas attack
Aaaaaaaaaaa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589792 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:23:17'  && image=='GLgBBItawAAeDXM.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589823 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:27:51'  && image=='1699985412447300.png') {

'>>61589780
>she couldn't see how unattractive you are
>she'd be somewhat helpless and would have to rely on you
>she'd be concerned over ever finding anyone else, because she's a cripple
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589845 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:31:31') {

'>>61589823
Now you're getting it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589874 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:36:38') {

'>>61589823
Damn I’m thinking of Lilly now from Katawa Shoujo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589891 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:38:27'  && image=='1710173674427917.jpg') {

'>>61589874
>you will never have a heart attack while your cripple gf panics over being helpless and not knowing what's happening'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589967 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:53:45'  && image=='GLvTrt3aEAAyBax.jpg') {

'>>61589891
>>61589874
Lilly is cute but blindness is cuter if it's the result of phosphene gas injury'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590042 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:07:12') {

'>>61589376
>that's not Finnish
yes it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_WbVzvKzw

which is a cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b5gDWVnps'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590138 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:26:50'  && image=='aa5759881d92d9aecb6be8f1a26b7167.jpg') {

'>>61589823
Disabled girls are cute, i need to find some cripple pussy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590568 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:52:51') {

'>>61590138
Jesus Christ Anon, don't post that shit here, my penis can only get do erect.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590574 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:53:57') {

'>>61590138
as long as it's physical and not a genetic defect hell yeah brother'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590589 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:57:23') {

'>>61577863
>>61577803
What does the Alien smart gun actually do?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590721 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:22:38'  && image=='__m14_girls_frontline_drawn_by_amehashi_vdde3724__7f936d67bffc6c7a711a5ef8a07665b5.jpg') {

'>>61584374
thats the only reason why i would never get a full size sex doll. maybe a torso if i ever give up on real women

>>61584799
i'd give it 20 rounds of 7.62x51'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591808 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:42:01'  && image=='WhenYouFeel[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fz4isny.m4a].gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591811 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:42:39'  && image=='nuggets[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F17gmaj.mp3].png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591815 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:43:12'  && image=='1604641671243[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fyepnta.mp3].jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591819 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:43:49'  && image=='AW[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F8mj28q.mp3].gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591822 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:44:22'  && image=='a real human girl RPK-16 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F35qekk.mp3].png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591948 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:12:04') {

'>>61588876
I wonder why the RK60 and not RK62?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592026 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:27:04'  && image=='1584074589682.jpg') {

'>>61584799
>(Rape is not an option)
I never thought it would come to this, but consensual sex it is then.
>>61590721
Why? Assuming you take care of your doll, it wouldn't want to hurt you if it suddenly gained free will and the ability to move. Probably.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592036 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:30:09'  && image=='__thompson_and_thompson_girls_frontline_drawn_by_saturndxy__eb1d030a6db428c432beed3d089de262.jpg') {

'unf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592042 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:31:04'  && image=='sg.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592522 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:18:45'  && image=='_9937c13f-d5ef-4f72-82ba-d8c562e38b21.jpg') {

'>>61588235
That just zigger edits for the minority that's not into TF2 gay porn turned into Russian soldiers posters.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592644 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:44:05'  && image=='__anchovy_pepperoni_and_carpaccio_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_hone_honehone083__sample-3b9bf8c72ed0d8b295a5731e0051c1d2.jpg') {

'Anchovy will defend the glory of Roma';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592693 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:50:21'  && image=='IMG_0326.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593111 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:26:44'  && image=='__kaga_akagi_hiryuu_and_akagi_kai_ni_kantai_collection_drawn_by_megakura_kinshi__3895f8a6d9fde40aac7a1d75237a77de.jpg') {

'>>61589780
>>61589792
Didn't the effect wear off after some time in some cases?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593122 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:28:46'  && image=='GCyQWk6XIAAYm03.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593124 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:29:10') {

'>>61590138
I know that you can perfectly swim without legs/ with paralyzed legs, but how do you swim without arms? Or more precisely, how do you climb out of the pool?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593140 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:34:50'  && image=='kossuanime.jpg') {

'>>61593122
>dead fish in oil
>boiled eggs
>bread
Only needs some vodka.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593193 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:51:48'  && image=='nk5.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593198 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:52:52'  && image=='katyushacolle.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593223 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:57:13'  && image=='_fb7f81da-3516-4be1-9e51-fe825023dea5.jpg') {

'>>61593122
huh i wonder what the fish culture is like in Ukraine. Probably classic river lake stuff in eastern euro style and med light at the see?

i assume the have tasty abominations like the rollmops too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593657 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:08:18') {

'>>61578220

What exactly is the joke?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593757 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:43:27') {

'>>61586275
Green Mountain Boy (or girl in this case)?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593769 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:45:08') {

'>>61583631
>shitty tattoo
>on her tit of all places
0/10, would not fuck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593896 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:06:21') {

'>>61593757
1st US Sharpshooters'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593920 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:10:31'  && image=='contempt.png') {

'>>61593769
why are you gay?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593925 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:11:28') {

'>>61593896
That's what i was thinking of. I always get them confused with the revolutionary war regiment since they both got people from Vermont. Thanks anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593938 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:12:52') {

'>>61593925
Same. I'm here to help'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594048 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:36:22'  && image=='d78lusk-0d8c1a27-cc35-4162-bc6f-37bdf8cab8a8.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594583 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:29:29'  && image=='smoking saunders.jpg') {

'>>61593920
why are you posting loosers?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594660 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:41:40') {

'>>61593769
have we come full circle with boomers and zoomers both hating tats now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594708 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:48:36') {

'>>61593920
Why do you use a trip?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595268 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:28:07'  && image=='__nishizumi_miho_girls_und_panzer_and_1_more_drawn_by_cyka__473e256b08154906dc4e2295236ca5a1.jpg') {

'>>61594583
>why are you posting loosers?
>posts losers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595521 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:11:49'  && image=='20240113_180346.jpg') {

'>>61595268
Man I have that og book on my shelf I really need to read it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595554 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)14:17:16') {

'>>61586746
Based, TND (Total Na'vi Death)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596086 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:27:43') {

'>>61595521
what book?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596142 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:37:33') {

'>>61594583
Because he's tripfag redditor, why else?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596262 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:59:30'  && image=='9780394734965.jpg') {

'>>61596086
Don't have it on hand since I'm at workbut here it is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596371 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:13:55'  && image=='The_Story_of_Tank_Commander_Nishizumi-985476818-large.jpg') {

'>>61596262
For what i know that was originally a WW2 Japanese propaganda movie poster. Obviously they used it for the book cover.
By the way, that guy is Kojiro Nishizumi, who Miho is named after.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596532 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:31:03') {

'>>61590138
One legged qt at my local surplus store caught me looking at her butt. She smiled at me. I should have approached her but I'm to autistic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596629 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:43:35'  && image=='GK5S3HGbEAAAWPt.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596701 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:52:58') {

'>>61588798
i want to slap her ass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61596705 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:53:16'  && image=='1698841184501029.jpg') {

'born to SEETHE
forced to COPE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597080 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:37:43'  && image=='Thonking.jpg') {

'>>61596532
>One legged qt at my local surplus store caught me looking at her butt. She smiled at me.
Is obviously creeping on women and seeing their reaction a good way to figure out if you're fit/not ugly?
>I should have approached her but I'm to autistic.
Literally me
Relationships are such a strange and foreign thing to me, i wouldn't even know where to start on any of that, just hanging out with people is also kind of a strange concept to me
I can probably count the number of conversations ive had with women my age in the last few years on my fingers, i just dont have anyway to interact with them regularly
After several years i have decided becoming a 4chan incel was probably not the best life choice, at least im based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597185 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:50:27'  && image=='__m4a1_m16a1_m4_sopmod_ii_and_m16a1_girls_frontline_drawn_by_hourai_kochou__sample-e1d6ac775d11cd708beaef6034c01dbe.jpg') {

'>>61597080
I'm fit and good looking enough to get away with openly doing stuff like that. Same I want a gf but idk what I'd do if I ever got one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597517 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:53:48') {

'>>61597185
AR team cuddle pile....'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597807 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:58:37'  && image=='1661648689986583.jpg') {

'>>61592026
anon if it comes to life its clearly possesed! last time i checked, most poltergeists are evil and malevolent. stop thinking everything is bright and cheery like your anime cartoons!'
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}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597872 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:15:12'  && image=='its over man.jpg') {

'>>61596532
>woman actually showed interest to anon
>ignores it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597948 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:36:10'  && image=='2hu shanghai doll.jpg') {

'>>61597807
nah that shit's gay and retarded, go deeper into anime cartoon delusion. Objects can of course gain free will and sentience if cared for over a long period of time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597969 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:39:48') {

'>>61597872
a girl at work flirted with me. I couldn't believe it.
>haha you're so smart anon
>wow anon you're so strong
and other things.

She seemed really depressed when I just brushed off her compliments, she's nice but clearly retarded if she's in to me so I can't find her attractive'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597970 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:39:54') {

'>>61597185
Yuri incest is hot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598053 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:55:55') {

'>>61597969
>She's nice but clearly retarded if she's in to me so I can't find her attractive
This is some real George Costanza shit.'
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}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598139 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:11:28') {

'>>61597969
Inferiority complex detected. Get that ass nigga'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598205 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:21:59'  && image=='1663044514693245.jpg') {

'>>61596532
good choice. money sink. better to buy more warhammer (else insert choice of autism here)
>>61597080
pretty cringe to call yourself based
>>61597872
>tripfag
>>61597185
you sound like an actual fag sempai'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598252 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:31:29') {

'>>61598205
You play BasedHammer, you do not get to call anyone else cringe or gay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598272 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:37:13'  && image=='1544063749039.png') {

'>>61598139
no, I just know I'm not into the kinds of girls who are into me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598301 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:41:24'  && image=='1713429025783021.jpg') {

'>>61598252
Bless your heart, I am a wizard, I choose to call based and cringe at a whim.
Know your place, boy.'
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}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598342 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:47:10') {

'>>61598301
Gargle my balls old man.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598347 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:48:01') {

'>>61598272
>Meet girl
>Like girl
>Court girl
>Girl reciprocates
>Leave girl
Poor anon forever cursed to search for the blue bird of happiness.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598447 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:59:28') {

'>>61585267
based Teddy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598545 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)22:15:59') {

'>>61598342
have they even dropped yet?'
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}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598839 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:03:49') {

'>>61598545
I'm sure you'd prefer they hadnt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599072 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:49:24'  && image=='1697386322520137.gif') {

'>>61598839
negative.
I ain't gay, and sure as fuck sint no godforsaken pedofile'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599086 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:52:40'  && image=='1625157836901.png') {

'>>61598342
Shut the fuck up fatty. Lose weight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599231 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:36:15'  && image=='1712598858493182m.jpg') {

'>>61597969
I've forgotten what it's like to actually see single women around my age in the workplace, my industry is a sausage fest and mostly middle age. All I get these days is attention from my non-twink, possibly gay coworker who's been with the company for 3 months.
>I love you, Onii-chan
>You have such nice eyes, anon
>Isn't this the perfect weather to just cuddle up, anon?
Not the attention I wanted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599241 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:38:58') {

'>>61593111
Yeah, it did for Hitler'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599291 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:52:10'  && image=='GNMF8M5XAAA27Yy.jpg') {

'The mad cat of Kuromoromine; Wanita Hemi Tobami';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599317 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:00:07') {

'>>61599291
Those claws are ferocious weapons'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599322 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:02:42'  && image=='1685390925273358.png') {

'>>61599231
I am 99% sure no exchange ever took place and you are just prison gay and imagining things. Seriously no one talks like that irl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599366 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:12:06') {

'>>61599322
Details might be embellished to appeal to this thread's primary demographic...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599368 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:12:24'  && image=='__itsumi_erika_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_zanntetu__sample-0a87dad7fd3c1be2dac5cda944d79c14.jpg') {

'>>61599322
>I am 99% sure no exchange ever took place and you are just prison gay and imagining things. Seriously no one talks like that irl
I wish I was joking. The fucking Onii-chan comment was from today and he even sent it to me in teams. The other 2 are from last month.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599371 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:12:56'  && image=='1445450049312.jpg') {

'>>61599231
When the numbers are skewed the other way it fucking blows. They love talking about their periods and being clique little whores.
>mfw a girl walks in the break room, sees free chocolate and states that she is near starting her period because her body demands sweets'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599376 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:14:26') {

'>>61599368
Show me the proofs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599415 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:25:23') {

'>>61589780
>>61589792
>>61589874
>late 1917
>the war goes on
>(You) are a physician in training at a medical school in Wien
>one day you're presented with a girl blinded in a gas attack on the Italian front
>field surgeons managed to slow the deterioration but are unsure if it can be kept any longer
>do what you can to ease the pain for the girl, knowing that she will spend the rest of her life blind
>she doesn't speak much, despite your attempts to strike up some semblance of a conversation
>only speaks at length when you offer to write her letters for her and she dictates the blatant lies to her family that she's safe and is posted on a quiet part of the front
>she becomes distraught when you finally tell her that she might never see again and laments that she'll never be able to go back to her books
>she clings to you for support in that moment
What book are you bringing to read aloud for her on your breaks, anon? Of course, you want your blind Oesterreich cripl gf, right? You want to cherish and take care of her, right?
https://youtu.be/WnqmshjB3pk?feature=shared'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599427 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:28:28'  && image=='Proofs.png') {

'>>61599376
Do you believe me now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599432 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:30:58') {

'>>61599371
I've grown partly immune to it but there is still a fine line between simple facts of life and going into unnecessary detail that most people won't want to hear, let alone in public. Like the difference between the fact that you can't flex your dick without puckering your asshole (and that if you just read that, you just tried it you sick fuck), and the details of the first time I was constipated or the first time I discovered that I could jerk it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599465 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:43:10') {

'This tripnigger just keeps getting worse, somehow.';

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599472 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:45:50') {

'>>61599427
What ze fuck
>>61599465
Cry about it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599478 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:47:34') {

'>>61599465
I bet he's behid all that "poolacks bad" posts and threads'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599482 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:49:07') {

'>>61599465
This is what happens when you lack a strong father figure. You end up getting angry at strangers online and posting your flabby brown body in larperator gear on 4chan.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600091 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:58:47') {

'>>61597969
>a girl at work flirted with me. I couldn't believe it.
>>haha you're so smart anon
>>wow anon you're so strong
>and other things
What would be the propper response to this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600128 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:22:51') {

'>>61600091
Just about anything other than what he did. Just acknowledge the compliment [spoiler]just say thanks if you don't know what else to do[/spoiler] and say literally anything. Make a dumb joke. Compliment her. Something. You don't have to be a fucking wordsmith if she's already trying to get your attention, just don't be a bitch, look at her and talk to her and she'll do most of the blabbing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600135 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:25:17') {

'>>61600128
>see girl at work got haircut
>ask her if she did and complement it
>she thanks me and immediately starts talking shit about another coworker who attempted to complement her
What a cunt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600142 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:29:39') {

'>>61600135
>I hate it when guys compliment me not you though haha
could probably hit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600165 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:36:35'  && image=='colby-minifie-as-ashley-barrett-the-boys-s2e4.jpg') {

'>>61600142
Nah, she is pretty dumb. She moved across the US for a guy that dumped her and sold her car to exclusively bike around. I also forgot her name and I made a point of it lmao
She also looks like a slightly more attractive version of that weird bitch from the boys.'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600355 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:44:56') {

'>>61599478
>>61599482
Bit too obvious friend'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600359 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:45:35') {

'>>61598301
As a former 9th level wizard, I can tell you that based and cringe are in the eye of the beholder.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600392 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:57:27'  && image=='GNNJZ2FaMAAh-8q.jpg') {

'sex with anime women';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600395 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:58:35') {

'>>61600355
You post nazis and talk shit about Poland. It's high probability that it's you'
;

}

if(Yukari && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600399 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:00:22'  && image=='funni.png') {

'>>61600395
Poland is like a European Texas to us faggot, what the fuck are you talking about'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600549 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:46:29') {

'>>61600399
I don't believe you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600823 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:40:55'  && image=='file.png') {

'byzantium';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600954 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:57:00'  && image=='F_adTNBbEAAxn12.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600957 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:57:31'  && image=='GNK8tIXWsAAZgOe.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600959 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:58:05'  && image=='GNKbYfvWcAI3WTc.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600982 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:01:18') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602262 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:34:27') {

'>>61577846
One of the most painful things is that alien life is practically guaranteed not to look like this. It's more likely to be silicon-based creatures that live in far-below-freezing temps that would simultaneously melt and suffocate in our atmosphere (and you would freeze solid instantly in theirs), and they'd look like something you wouldn't even recognize as life at first.
Our descendants might enjoy similar mutant pussy if a human colony is in a place that makes them adapt to look that way somehow, but we're not getting any sexy colorful space girls remotely close to our lifetimes, even if we made first contact tomorrow. We aren't even getting something like bug pussy, we're getting sentient frozen rocks that eat and breathe poison who have zero reason to visit us or even talk to us beyond swapping any scientific nerd info. There's not really any reason to kill them either since we'd be waging war for the privilege of living in a poisonous unlivable hellscape. It'd just be "oh, you guys exist, that's neat and utterly useless, nothing changes for us except some shit only nerds care about"
Reality is gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602344 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:41:19') {

'>>61581198
I actually do think the 25 round mags for a gun that fires in 3 round bursts is a neat thing. When the gun fires a single round, you know the magazine is empty. Or a 2-round burst if you've topped it off.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602514 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)14:01:03') {

'>>61586956
A lot of different groups have lived in Ukraine over the ages. In another thread recently, I detailed how the Romans believed that Ukraine was one of the ends of the earth due to the mud season. The liquid mud made them believe the laws of physics were breaking down there and causing the solid ground to become liquid. It didn't help that the center of Ukraine was sparsely populated for a long time. There were Greek kingdoms in the south, such as the kingdom of Pontus in Crimea, who were leftovers from Alexander's conquests and whose king, Mithridates IV, had cultivated an immunity to poison. He seemingly used Roman beliefs about Ukraine to his advantage and Pompey's army was pretty much unable to follow him eastward.
Ukraine was de-facto a territory of Poland for a long time and into the early modern period, but de-jure it was kind of this wild west (or wild east in this case) area where people could just escape the law or live free without taxes or anything. About half of modern Ukraine was also part of Khazaria for some time, the Khazars being a Turkic people who conquered much around that southern Russian area and converted to Judaism in the 8th century, though in a similar fashion to the Mongols (they were a Khaganate), there was always a fairly lax view of religion and everything from Christianity to Islam to Buddhism to Tengrism to various kinds of Paganism were practiced, and there was some degree of overlap between all of these too. Some sources from the time described them as irreligious.
It's one of those places that has a complicated history.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61603259 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:46:07') {

'>>61602262
>It's more likely to be silicon-based creatures
Name 1 silicon based lifeform fag, meanwhile there is literally over 1 trillion carbon based ones
Silicon based life is fake and gay, carbon chads WINNING'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61605338 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:48:05') {

'>>61603259
All life that we know of is currently on this little ball we all inhabit. We have absolutely nothing to compare against because we haven't found any other little balls like the ones we live on, they've all been barren and lifeless.
What we can compare against is all of the many twists and turns life has taken to evolve here. Think of all the mass extinctions. The very first one is the sole reason you and me breathe oxygen, and why the plants breathe carbon dioxide, and it occurred when all life was single-celled. One little random change and something as fundamental as what we breathe changes, as does the trajectory of all life. Even if we do assume they're carbon-based, they very likely will still inhabit a ball of poison gas, whose lifeforms are utterly alien to us. The chances of them being oxygen-breathing humanoids is nearly impossible. The silicon thing, or any other elemental basis for that matter, is just icing on the cake. Carbon-based is the best case scenario, because that means you could probably walk on their planet in a hazmat suit rather than being flash frozen or vaporized instantly. But again, little reason for that, because why would you ever want to do that?'
;

}

}
}