'>>61580005
>need help putting it on.';

'>>61580005
It would be heavy. And restricted ROM on your waist is a real bitch if you have do actually do shit.';

'>>61580005
fuck imagine just putting a padlock on a latch and leaving her like that';

'>>61580005
Too slow, they'd stab you in the joints.';

'>>61580015
That's hwat squires are for';

'>>61580016
do you prefer getting penetrated by a bullet instead?';

'>>61580005
wait wait wait, there's going to be a new mad max thing?';

'>>61580017
Haha what thats weird ex de';

'>>61580030
You're right war is too dangerous soldiers might die.';

'>>61580037
yeah I think Miller said right after Fury Road that he wanted to do another Max movie and a Furiosa movie';

'>>61580005
>why don't we do this but with bullet proof material?
You're thinking way too small.
There's power in this idea!
Power Xtreme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlYTE9gmWNc';

'>>61580005
useless without horse';

'>>61580030
>guys already have problems with exploding knees
>so we'll put them in protective gear that will add another 20lb to their already untenable combat load
>and also ruin their ability to actually maneuver or take cover
There are good reasons mobility has won out over overall protection every time since the invention of the reliable firearm. The best solution is to never be hit, and the most bang-for-buck compromise to that is to protect vital organs and your head as well as you can without fucking your mobility.

If you need anything more than that, you benefit more from jumping straight to an APC/IFV than adding more bulk to your infantry.';

'>>61580017
>imagine the smell';

'>>61580083
Nice';

'>>61580005
why don't we just do this but with some kind of ceramic-fiber embedded UHMWPE';

'>>61580114
You are assuming here that you are dealing with trained, professional army, if so then yes I agree mobility=king
BUT, what if your army consist of mobiks like Russia or Ukraine? Then I would rather equip them with extra armor so that they can have a chance of survival after getting rekt by shrapnel the moment they do something stupid, rather then extra mobility.';

'>>61580189
cost effect, its more effective to put your resources into lets say extra rockets rather then armoring common man, people are plentiful and common.';

'>>61580030
History is full of scenarios were soldiers decide a little extra protection is not worth inconvenience. For example, soldiers in Vietnam discarding flak jackets for extra water/ammo, or choosing to ride on top of APCs for ease of escape rather than cramming inside.';

'>>61580005
Jesus Christ this fucking board. it's really just pajeets slamming keyboards anymore, isn't it?';

'>>61580005
how does she poop and pee in that?';

'I'd shoot my material in her bullet hole if you know what I'm saying.';

'>>61580005
Why don't we stop making threads when we have nothing to discuss?';

'>>61580244
>lets stop discussing things on a discussion board

:/';

'>>61580236
That's gay, anon.';

'>>61580244
Because it's the closest that OP gets to social interaction all day.';

'>>61580256
You guys are my friends and family :)';

'>>61580005
Why even fight wars at all? They're all pointless';

'>>61580271
God, I hope this shithole webzone shuts down like tomorrow.';

'>>61580324
Same. Other than ziggers dying, I haven't had fun on 4chan since 2012 yet here I still am';

'>>61580191
If they gave a shit about mobik's safety they wouldn't be using them in Zerg rushes to being with. Russian commanders would just end up selling the armor or giving it to their contractniki anyway.';

'>>61580005
I miss having a hot thin gf. All the girls that talk to me now are fat.';

'>>61580020
should I read this in a generic medieval accent or a southern accent?';

'>>61580218
just needs economy of scale, give it to all the front liners but not everyone. sounds like you agree it's feasible though.';

'>>61580107
You probably couldn't get on a horse wearing it';

'>>61580107
not like she can sit in that getup
also needs more hair bleach.';

'>>61580573
>generic medieval accent
american media and its consequences';

'>>61580572
Fat chicks are better at sucking dick 'cause they're always hungry.';

'>>61580037
>>61580083
>Furiosa prequel with that FAS-faced plank of wood
Five bucks says it's going to be shit';

'>>61580791
I dunno man I think everyone over-reacts about her looks. I think she looks normal, maybe it has more to do with lenses one still cameras making her look weird or something';

'>>61581848
>maybe its anything other than her being ugly';

'>>61581848
Her eyes are a little too far apart. If that was her only trait, it would make her ugly, but she's stunning so it makes her unique and distinctive in a world with flawless beauties.

It helps that she's young, has nice breasts, and is a good actress.';

'>>61580005
>why don't we do this but with bullet proof material?
Make fapping content with bullet proof material?';

'>>61580191
>army's biggest weakness is it's lack of strategic mobility
>better slow them down so that they have a marginal advantage in CQC shootouts';

'>>61581848
>maybe it has more to do with lenses one still cameras making her look weird or something
LOL
Anon actors look BETTER because of the lenses, not worse.

Also 1000 dollars of makeup a day
Also she's had recent face surgery.';

'>>61583096
>I don't understand how lenses work';

'>>61580791
>I want everything to be bad so I can be eternally mad';

'>>61580005
This better not awaken anything in me…';

'>>61583247
Yes, you don't understand how lenses work';

'>>61580030
You will still get penetrated and have infectious debris spread down the length of the wound channel as well as additional wounds from the spalling';

'>>61580030
Would prefer my doctors be able to treat me because they can reach the wound';

'>>61580030
Anything over a .22 and you're fucked';

'oh nooo, I don't think I'll wear that it's too heavyyyy, and it's toooo hoooot, and takes too loooooong to put ooon. ACK, OW MY ARMS AND LEGS NOW I AM COMBAT INEFFECTIVE AND MY BUDDYS HAVE DEAL WITH ME AND CARRY ME ABOUT AIIIIIE WHAT COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS? Here in a high schrappnel environment?';

'diy it';

'>>61580005
How/Where do I find a Anya Taylor-Joy gf?';

'>>61584829
argentina unironically';

'>>61583363
>He hasn't been completely withdrawn from paid media for at least ten years
Post gun.

Everyone with a soul is bunkered down until the collapse of this gay global civilization.';

'>>61580015
>needs help taking it off';

'>>61583052
>accept your army will be unable to outmaneuver the enemy due to a lack of training in advanced maneuver warfare
>identify that the greatest weakness of wave tactics is running out of men
>bulk them up in heavy armor instead
>drastically increase the effectiveness of human waves by extending the survival rate for the individual
>morale bonus results in increased willingness to dive into suicide charges because they can tank more than one round
>reject high mobility
>embrace high sustainability';

'>>61580017
just thinking of that gives me anxiety';

'>>61581848
I think she looks like an elf, but in a good way. She's pretty cute.';

'>>61585599
*looked
She's bogged now.';

'>>61580791
>t.mad because he heard that Fury Road was actually a movie with some strong feminist themes on youtube once.
Mad Max slaps.';

'>>61587762
>Slaps

Zoomers OUT. This is an OLDFAG board.';

'>>61585551
>accept your army will be unable to outmaneuver the enemy due to a lack of training in advanced maneuver warfare
You've literally lost right there.
Sorry.
Try being America next time.';

'>>61580763
Thats a lie. Slutty thin women care more about making your dick happy. It's partly why they don't get fat in the first place.';

'>>61580005
i wish these fucking webms would load';

'>>61590471
Same. 4chan's CDN servers shitting the bed as usual.';

'>>61585530
fpbp';

'>>61580005
Can someone catbox the OP webm so that we can actually see it?';

'...we do?

at least I do with titanium and fiberglass/carbon fiber level 3A panels under motorcycle gear for going scooter-riding. had a couple fairly high speed accidents that resulted in no injuries. but you need thermoelectric cooling if it's over 70F out.';

'>>61587762
KYS Zoomie';

'>

The Security Service of Ukraine exposed a former Ministry of Defense of Ukraine official of embezzling over 100 million hryvnias during the purchase of bulletproof vests
https://mil.in.ua/en/news/a-former-official-of-the-ministry-of-defense-of-ukraine-accused-of-embezzling-over-100-million-hryvnias/';

'>>61594070
touch grass, incel';

'>>61580703
your country's entire history is the fattest land whale at the renaissance faire and nothing more, every one of your kings was a silly short man on a fat throne, every one of his knights couldn't see, and they all speak in Game Of Thrones tongue';

'>>61595145
you are the most beautiful example that there resides no american culture beyond trademarked intellectual property';

'>>61585788
Oh well I don't follow celebrities.';

'>>61580005
Cute body, meh face.';

'>>61581848
Tiddies';

'>>61595300
have another then';

'>>61580005
Italian army literally did this for some regiments/units in WW1 and it worked somewhat okay, most casualties in WW1 Alps was from shrapnel and exploding rock debris so armor was kinda useful.';

'61595169
Anyone else notice a sudden uptick of off topic "America has no culture" posts on here recently?
It seems very organic desu';

'>>61580005
>not articulated
Absolutely shameful. This was done infinitely better 600 years ago.';

'>>61595169
>Posted from an American operating system on an American website utilizing the English language which was established as the lingua franca of the world because of the US.';

'>>61598133
>Posted from an American operating system
Linux.
>on an American website
Now owned by a gook.
>utilizing the English language which was established as the lingua franca of the world because of the US.
The British Empire.

Still further accentuating my point. What art do you have? What traditions do you have? None.';

'>>61580030
as per the survivability onion, if you sacrifice mobility and the ability to fight for protection, youre dead anyways since you'll be easier to hit, you cant hide as well, and you wont return fire as effectively.

Armor is only good insofar as it doesnt restrict other aspects or combat
A medieval knight isnt scary because of his plate armor but because the plate armor holds a well fed, well raised, and well trained fighting machine inside it while mosr other men at arms (or god forbid peasant militia) were smaller less trained commoners. pit an armored knight against 4 other unarmored knights and he gets grapplied onto the ground and stabbed';

'>>61594070
zoomers are today's fighting age men
you are old and will only get older
>>61597835
I think it's just one extremely booty blasted guy who refuses to accept American culture is so widespread it's considered the default';

'>>61585551
ahh yes. bullets. notoriously the biggest cause of casualties unlike puny mortars and 155mm shell completely ignoring armor and rupturing your organs';

'>>61591847
Wait....actual 3A ballistic plates? Is that safe? Is it not too hard?';

'>>61597854
I've seen at least one example of a fancy Hollywood dress that incorporated articulated plate armor.

If it wasn't for the exposed cleavage, this would be just about perfect.';

'>>61590808
Works on 4plebs machine. Not sure why, but it does. Webbums really have their pros and cons.';

'>>61581848
Isn't she in that show For all mankind?
She's the one druggie astronauts wife.';

'>>61603057
I stick a few millimeters of foam rubber underneath for cushioning, but the hardness is what makes it very effective for spreading out the energy of big impacts';

'>>61580020
are the squires hot?';

'>>61606376
>the squire';

'>>61599489
A fucking wide variety, depending on where in the US you go.
>Independence highly valued, as are the tools to maintain it
>All rulers and representatives elected
>BBQ
>Shooting sports
>Literally every major innovation of the last century
>Protections from the police/authority/political apparatus no one else in the world has
>Liberty is sacred
>Military superiority an order of magnitude greater than the rest of the world combined
>Trade volume and throughput that dwarfs everyone else
>Spaceflight
>Hollywood
>The center of western philosophical discourse
>The center of western academic discourse, discovery, and advancement
>Invention, perfection, and proliferation of cocktail culture
>Traditions of outdoorsmen alive and well everywhere that isn't a megacity
>Pioneers of modern architecture and large, safe structures
>Maintaining a rules-based international order for YOUR benefit

American art is in every transistor, the overwhelming majority of IEEE, IETF, ANSI, and other standard-setting bodies, in every absurdly calorie-dense itis-giving meal, in every international trade deal and every trade route we defend, in the internet itself, in orbit, influences every skyscraper and movie made today, filling bestseller lists in literature and music, and trying desperately to drag your ungrateful ass kicking and screaming into the brighter tomorrow we could all share.';

'>>61606520

>Independence highly valued, as are the tools to maintain it
>All rulers and representatives elected
Not a unique American cultural phenomenon.

>BBQ
Sure.

>Shooting sports
Nope. Maybe USPSA type shit I'll concede.

>Literally every major innovation of the last century
Very funny.
>Protections from the police/authority/political apparatus no one else in the world has
Do you actually believe this? The only one is firearms.

>Liberty is sacred
An unfortunate one but no, that came from Freemasonry.

>Military superiority an order of magnitude greater than the rest of the world combined
The Mongols mogged the world, too. They leave behind no culture except silly throat singers.

>Trade volume and throughput that dwarfs everyone else
Being a merchant is not a cultural product.

>Spaceflight
Not achieved independently, you know this. But I will concede it.

>Hollywood
Sure, unfortunately again.

>The center of western philosophical discourse
Don't make me laugh.

>The center of western academic discourse, discovery, and advancement
Certainly.

>Invention, perfection, and proliferation of cocktail culture
Bizarre.

>Traditions of outdoorsmen alive and well everywhere that isn't a megacity
This isn't a unique American cultural product.

>Pioneers of modern architecture and large, safe structures
Would not brag about this, personally.

>Maintaining a rules-based international order for YOUR benefit
Stop huffing your own farts, you know it isn't so.';