String fullTitle = 'Blunderbuss';
int postNumber = 61583265;
String image = '1715135409625248.jpg';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)22:30:09';
String comment = 'Should I get one for home defense?';
'>>61583265
no, but you should get one anyway because BP shit is fun as fuck.';
'>>61583265
Is it true you can you get away with shoveling anything in the barrel as ammo, like sporks and dildos?';
'>>61583265
As the founding fathers intended';
'>>61583269
not really, most of them neck down to only .60-.69".';
'>>61583268
Why shouldn't I use a blunderbuss to defend myself from Brits, I mean, intruders?';
'>>61583297
because it's going to end up being more expensive, less reliable and more annoying to use than a fowling piece, err, I mean shotgun.';
'>>61583297
Multiple pistols would be cheaper.';
'>>61583338
True, I can get like 10 of the Lifecard 22s in case 10 Abraham Lincolns show up.';
'Yes, get an original not a repro';
'>>61583297
You'd have to shout TALLY HO before each shot, thus losing the element of surprise.';
'>>61583533
thats only if youre fox hunting.';
'what stock should I get for my 80% build?';
'>>61583265
Yes, but I recommend it for open carry to intimidate niggers.';
'>>61583265
i would. i mean can you even call your home defended if you dont have a blunderbuss? you are basically sitting outside with your ass hanging out for the first niggerdick that comes to rape you';
'>>61583265
yea but get an over-under blunderbuss so ye've got twain shots laddy';
'>>61583297
It's like a modern shotgun but worse in every way except how cool it is';
'>>61583533
I thought it was "Have at you, fiend!"';
'>>61584601
>except how cool it is
That's as good a reason as any.';
'>>61583265
Yes, in fact you should get a Blackbeard-style brace of .69-caliber blunderbussi just like the founders intended instead of an AR';
}