import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Stop We're a Weapons Board!(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Stop We're a Weapons Board!';
int postNumber = 61583513;
String image = '1715138087456494.jpg';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)23:14:47';
String comment = '*laughs* OK, Well what kind of weapons board are you?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583547 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:21:17'  && image=='1911 with Costanza grips.jpg') {

'>>61583513
A fudd one sonny!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583552 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:21:31') {

'The kind that wastes time LARP talking with the men.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583941 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:33:33') {

'>>61583513
we use sex as a wepon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61583993 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:48:03'  && image=='p16ruqb2fu13qdnh41g1a1vkodnc11.jpg') {

'>>61583513
In skjilled hands rape is also a potent weapon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584000 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:49:40') {

'>>61583978
Uh Oh! WhAt bLeW UP tOdAY!?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584002 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:50:13'  && image=='8e2901f7467dee3b0948628831d27dee.png') {

'I think this is the third time I've seen you make a thread with this pic in the OP, and all three times it was a low quality slide thread. You triple nigger.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584006 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:52:35') {

'>>61583513
The kind that reads the LESSER Tom Clancy books'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584014 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:54:39'  && image=='1714848315576861.gif') {

'>>61583978
>>61584000
You belong in a loony bin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584095 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:15:27') {

'>>61584000
That shit really gets under your skin, doesn't it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584099 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:15:54') {

'>no pistol
>not smoking or dipping
>no headgear
>no knife
>nothing on his rails
>no scalps hanging off his belt
>no dirt
Am I supposed to believe a 2nd civil war guy would look this clean?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584126 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:21:18') {

'>>61584099
He's literally some worthless corpse burying nutbag they gave a gun with one magazine to. Command probably knew he was a psycho and gave him that duty because he wasnt good at anything else.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584206 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:40:14') {

'>>61584126
The way he killed the one guy who said he was from Hong Kong felt like the writers were being pussies. Every American knows that Hong Kong isn't really China. The writers were afraid of having him kill an actual chinese person. The journalist was also retarded for not just saying Taiwan.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584257 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:54:52') {

'>>61584000
an oil depot in Luhansk
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-forces-hit-oil-depot-russian-held-city-local-leader-says-2024-05-07/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584281 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:01:41') {

'The repressed homosexuality kind';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584294 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:05:09') {

'>>61584206
I read it as homie was scared shitless and was afraid to say China, considering the guy was so obviously itching for a reason to kill. Joel said Florida and the guy immediately went "Oh Central America" Because of the accent. "Hong Kong" was a last ditch gamble at appeasing the killer with the gun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61584556 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:19:55'  && image=='1715152756994.jpg') {

'a based one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585204 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:04:01') {

'>>61584294
You're overthinking it. hollywood writers just have a hard time writing decent dialogue'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585215 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:06:42') {

'>>61584294
bro shoulda said Hawaii where its a majority non white population i.e asian central. might have given him a pass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585242 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:12:45') {

'>>61585215
>Ayo buh b bussin. Yall just KNOW homie be wanting to whip out the gat on these skibidi rizzlers frfr!
Thankfully I'll be stinking my rifle out my window and shooting from a concealed position if I hear mullato niggerspeak ever again. I hope and pray there's a civil war, lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585425 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:11:24') {

'>>61585242
>I'll be stinking my rifle
fag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585457 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:18:27') {

'>>61583513
A YukCranian Gore Post Propaganda board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585799 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:34:13'  && image=='20240405_201014.jpg') {

'>>61583513
Revolver board.
>CAPTCHA: TANK
I guess Inglip disagrees.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61585818 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:37:29') {

'>>61584000
>Uh Oh! WhAt bLeW UP tOdAY!?
he says, as the power flickers on and off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587369 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:05:08') {

'>>61584556
Do you people not have Shane when you go shooting?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587415 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:10:24') {

'>>61583513
we slavnigger cum in our assholes as long as its blue and yellow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587448 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:13:50') {

'>>61583513
SLAVA UKRAINIA AND FUCK PULTER SYMPATHIZERS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587481 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:17:29'  && image=='Shane (1953 poster).jpg') {

'>>61587369
I usually bring the DVD with me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587533 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:22:43') {

'>>61585425
>HEHE he didn't catch the jew'd spell correct embarrassment ritual "mistake"
I would expect such a comment from a child or retard nigger with a sub 100 IQ.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587539 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:23:14'  && image=='Gwen Tennyson.png') {

'>>61584556
Based and Gwenpilled.
>>61587481
Holy shit anon lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587584 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:28:42') {

'>>61587533
meds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587754 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:50:01') {

'>>61587481
Kek'd.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587773 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:51:49'  && image=='thing1.jpg') {

'>>61583513
>Well what kind of weapons board are you?
A trans friendly safe space message board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61587839 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:00:14'  && image=='1713080625411284.jpg') {

'>>61585799
how do you like the presto extendo j frame grip?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589222 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:10:40') {

'>>61583513
Pro ethnic cleansing via rape kinda weapons board'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61589280 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:19:33') {

'>>61587839
It's gimmicky but I like it. Works fine, kind of hard to close sometimes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590860 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:50:30') {

'>>61583547
Where did you get the custom grips?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590884 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:54:20') {

'>>61587773
damn sweater skirt, i wanna see the bulge.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590913 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:58:11') {

'>>61585204
You’re under thinking it. The guy who wrote it is a Brit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591439 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:27:43') {

'>honhonhong konkong
>*bang*
>China'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591489 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:35:09') {

'It takes a brave man to wear red shades like those.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591782 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:37:12') {

'>>61590913
...and?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591799 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:41:06'  && image=='IMG_1689.jpg') {

'An autistic one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591876 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:56:15'  && image=='3B094C4000000578-0-image-m-29_1480892210692.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591893 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:00:31'  && image=='IMG_2548.jpg') {

'>>61583513
fuck niggers
fuck ziggers
fuck jannies
fuck nafo trannies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592022 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:25:40'  && image=='Neet.png') {

'>>61583513

It'd be pretty ironic a Second Civil War broke out for real and Jesse Plemons got turned into a patch worn by far-right death squads hunting down immigrants'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61592336 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:39:12'  && image=='Leaf Rottie with Norinco P226 clone.jpg') {

'>>61583513
We're all pupper lovers and therefore really just an extension of /an/ when you think about it.

>>61583547
>>61584556
Three questions
Wasn't there also a footfag here who paid some company to get two Fate characters sucking each others toes on a PMAG? I thought I had it in my /k/ultured folder but apparently not.
Also where does one get these clear grips anyway? In case I decide to buy myself a cheap RIA 1911 and slap on some waifufaggotry too.

Also is that movie any good?

>>61584099
No plate carrier/chest rig either, not even a minimalist one to hold a few extra mags. Even cheap Chinese airsoft shit or old milsurp webbing would be better than nothing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593144 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:36:18') {

'the kind of weapons board that sucks ukie and mossad cock';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594987 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:46:50') {

'>>61591893
^enlightened centralist

>>61591876
Quite the small bulge, is it always like that or is she a grower rather than a shower?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597553 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:01:12'  && image=='1611339800121.jpg') {

'>>61583513
Weapons? I thought this was /v/ or /u/ with all the touhou stuff being posted...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597572 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:04:01'  && image=='1704409269328920.webm') {

'>>61583513
This kind'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597584 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:06:21') {

'>>61597553
OK, so we got sa/k/uya on the left and wirty in the clownpiece outfit. Who are the other two trap tripfags?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597691 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:30:28') {

'>>61597572
>rape'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597786 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:53:14') {

'>>61597572
>lust provoking webm'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61597820 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:01:04'  && image=='photo_262@13-10-2022_02-01-04.jpg') {

'The board is healing
>>61583552
roleplay and theorycrafting are good for morale.
I have literally inspired two of my zoomer friends to take up arms by simply sending them things I pick up from /k/ from time to time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599129 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:05:46') {

'>>61597584
Who cares? Just fuck em faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599274 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:48:12') {

'>>61597584
Isn’t that Flandre and Mugi?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599408 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:23:21') {

'>>61597553
>that sight
>on a fucking scar
I can think of a few possibilities
1. this is a deliberate troll
2. airshit
3. this fag has never shot his gun
4. he's got some high paying job and knows nothing about firearms or accessories, bought the most expensive rifle at the lgs and then bought a sight off of amazon for $50'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599503 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:53:51') {

'>>61583547
fpbp
/thread

Sent from my iphone via tapatalk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599982 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:02:22') {

'>>61583513
Weapons? This is a Ukraine and Zelensky support board fella. I've reported you for not including the mandatory "SLAVA UKRAINI" at the bottom of your post, enjoy your ban.

SLAVA UKRAINI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599999 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:09:36') {

'>>61599408
autismbux and attention-seeking behavior.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600257 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:12:03'  && image=='1707763837589254.png') {

'>>61584556
nice piece, but wrong Gwen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600565 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:51:41') {

'>>61599408
It's a deliberate troll. Wirty is well known for being a habitual shit stirrer. As much of a faggot as he is, he does actually shoot his guns.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601011 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:05:59'  && image=='d89f61e04f754cd759991b71ef852a37.jpg') {

'The deer-wifing kind.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601297 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:06:00'  && image=='dances with the does deer.png') {

'>>61597572
This brat!!!!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601490 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:39:37'  && image=='1709929950180715.jpg') {

'i'll join in on the joke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601504 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:41:30') {

'>>61601490
Sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601645 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:00:03'  && image=='ba9d30_5450262.jpg') {

'Legendary bump.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601745 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:16:44') {

'>>61584294
It’s actually the other way around. Wagner Moura first says Central America because he doesn’t want to say he’s from Florida, which is on the opposing side of the conflict.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601773 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:20:12'  && image=='Ohmaygawt.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601797 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:22:59'  && image=='1496188643967.jpg') {

'>>61601297
Shit, been a while since I've gotten a new zerg.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601824 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:28:14'  && image=='1345677411034.jpg') {

'>>61601797
Here have another one on me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601842 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:32:27'  && image=='B59B8F04-792D-4B80-AC6F-0D9F5E29B21D.jpg') {

'>>61583513
I wish for the old days to return
like sands through the hourglass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601851 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:34:21'  && image=='1686809147030.gif') {

'>>61601490
Can science make this a reality bros?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601854 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:34:29') {

'>>61583513
I have an IWI zion.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601861 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:35:44'  && image=='Joker.png') {

'>>61583993
Indeed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602146 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:21:30'  && image=='1713724174605077.webm') {

'>>61599999
HOLY CHECK THIS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602196 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:28:10') {

'>>61599274
>Mugi
s she still making JewTube videos?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602495 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:58:59') {

'this board is pozzed to shit and glows like fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61603202 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:39:15') {

'>>61583513
A Voltron weapons bird'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61605938 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:57:45') {

'>>61602196
>she'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61606398 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:44:36') {

'>>61584099
checked and trigger discipline says all you need to know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61609956 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)18:32:42'  && image=='disney anon and antlers.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61609967 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)18:37:01') {

'>>61590860
lol newfag'
;

}

}
}