'>Mr. President, we must not allow a scooter gap!';

'>this war is such a meme that we're seeing the return of bicycle/scooter divisions';

'What happened to the golf carts?';

'>>61587780
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WALK FROM POINT A TO B AND GET EXHAUSTED BEFORE YOU EVEN REACH THERE';

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'>>61587861
>tumblr gif
Cringe';

'>>61587825
All blown up';

'>>61587869
thanks for stopping by';

'>>61587825
Chink company making them tried to cash the check - it bounced.';

'>>61587780
Electric scooters look fun';

'>>61587780
>Golf Carts are used to charge into combat
>Dirt Bikes are used to charge into combat
>Now electric scooters will be used to charge into battle
Are bicycles next?';

'>>61589291
>Are bicycles next?
Just wait till you see what's next.';

'Are they gonna leave them all over the sidewalk in kyev?';

'>>61587780
combat skateboards when?';

'>>61589451
Actual warcrime, just think about how much effort it'll take to have EoD throw them all in the river.';

'>>61587806
who's the guy in the jif?';

'>>61589544
> Бpaт дoлжeн идти';

'>>61587780
I actually thought these were a brilliant SHTF idea, the only issue is battery life. But you can patrol a decent amount of ground and if needed pick them up and carry them across your back over difficult terrain. It's strange soldiers don't use bikes, ebikes, dirtbikes, or motorcycles more often. Like really you're gonna walk around at 3mph and be tired by the time you have to fight? Super inefficient.';

'>>61589626
same vibe';

'>>61589544
They already tried that. Honestly during hilly but roaded rucks, I said to my buddy that we could have some fold-up Micro or Razor scooters for going downhill and then strap them to the back of the sack when we had to walk up.

Those big electric ones are fairly "silent" so I could see strapping some all-terrain treaded tires on it and going over trails. The only downside is that they're kinda too heavy to be man-portable so you'd have to ditch and come back. The military doesn't like that, mainly because they have to cover their asses when it comes to inventory check. During wartime that wouldn't matter, but in training it sounds like a nightmare.';

'>>61589626
>cкpытый peжим, aктивиpoвaть';

'>>61589432
It's more impressive when you realize there's buggery happening in that suit.';

'>>61589787
Guess everyone's getting a "ride".';

'>>61589432
> BRAAAAAAP
> nothing personal, hind-legs-bro';

'>>61589805
>Dutch Oven
>Siberian Samovar';

'>>61589613
Me.';

'How long until we see segways in combat footage?';

'>>61587780
>ZIGGAS IFFY';

'>>61587780
Why weren't these on the parade?';

'>>61589949
>the ol Tuvan Tune-up';

'>>61589649
Procurement is a funny thing. The MIC will spend millions of dollars on a powered exoskeleton but won't spend a few hundred dollars on a bicycle.';