import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 61587906;
String image = '1715191788826734.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:09:48';
String comment = 'I wish America nuked the commies in the 40s or 50s';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61588031 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:29:07') {

'hi there, springfield schizo. please go back to your containment thread. they miss you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590212 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:43:23') {

'>>61587906
They didn't have the bombs until 1949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_4_nuclear_bomb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Forces_Special_Weapons_Project
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z-Division'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590218 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:43:59') {

'too bad they gave it away fucking retards';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590240 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:48:08') {

'The US had its "speedrun to retardation" during the 1945-1975 period. With outliers like Silicon Valley and Apollo program.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590253 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:50:22') {

'The american government was compromised by communists. These people gave stalin almost everything he wanted';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590273 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:54:10'  && image=='tsar-bomba-2.jpg') {

'>>61587906

I wish Communism had nuked all the boomers to death'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590295 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:57:43'  && image=='confederate bear sad.png') {

'>>61587906

I wish the South had saved pregnant Anne Frank

We can't all get what we want'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590776 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:36:47') {

'>>61587906
Me too, anon, but have hope.
We're the only country that ever nuked anyone, and someday, we'll regain our national courage and we will do it again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590849 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:48:50'  && image=='IMG_7537.jpg') {

'me too';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590863 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:51:05') {

'>>61587906
>I wish America nuked the commies in the 40s or 50s
we all do. Stalin deserved to die in a nuclear fireball'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590883 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:54:11'  && image=='hulk-hogan-guitar.gif') {

'>>61590776
Godwilling HH brother'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590890 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:55:11') {

'McCarthy was right and the whole nation didn't even blink an eye';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61590956 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:05:00') {

'>>61587906
Didn't Patton say like, hurry up and build me 100 of these things and we'll finish this?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591007 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:12:10') {

'>>61588031
no we don't.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591026 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:15:43') {

'I don't. It'd probably have had the opposite effect.
Now we have a century to point back to show that totalitarianism is a fucking bad idea. Had we nuked them, there's be a munch more salient "Well, what if?" lingering in the public conscious.
The Streisand effect of McCarthyism is a significant part of the lingering aftermath of Communism to this day.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591044 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:18:23') {

'>>61587906
imagine the smell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61591068 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:23:18'  && image=='1696767946329.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593042 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:08:34'  && image=='1715245654180.jpg') {

'>>61590295
i wish every southern subhuman was stacked like cordwood onto the fires'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593154 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:38:55'  && image=='turtledove_The_Hot_War-Fallout.jpg') {

'>>61587906
>The point of divergence is November 1950, when Chinese troops intervene in the Korean War, and do a much more thorough job of destroying various American forces between the Chosin Reservoir and Hungnam. (In OTL, the U.S. forces were defeated, but were able to successfully evacuate from Hungnam and inflict heavy casualties on the Chinese.) This prompts President Harry Truman to allow General Douglas MacArthur to use atomic weapons in Manchuria in January 1951, which prompts the Soviet to attack in Europe in retaliation.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593228 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:00:01'  && image=='1715072749972547.jpg') {

'>>61587906
should have let the germans do whatever the fuck they wanted with the vatnik union without interfering. While saving up the war material for their own armies and dealing with the germans in the aftermath

Burgers can you explain why do you havee this bizzare simp complex for vatniks? its not just the notorious WW2, back in WW1 you also sent expeditions into puccia out of concern it does not implode completely. Today unironic self titled "escalation managers" are doing everything in their power ziggers dont lose too hard and implode into warlord fiefdoms. I bet if changs decide to oust vatniks from Siberia you would rush head over heels to save puccia from real trouble. While ukranians have single digit abrams, f-16s, himares and M777s to rub together soon vatniks would have as many as they can carry away

Why do you love this asiatic borderland abomination so much?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593506 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:23:01') {

'>>61593228
Roosevelt was a communist.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61593971 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:21:26') {

'>>61587906
I wish America joined the Germans in WW2.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594601 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:32:07') {

'>>61593971
The problem is that of the Fascists, only Franco understood to keep his hands to himself. Everyone else had some dream of a grander, bigger supersize version of their nation that necessarily couldnt exist without total war. If Hitler and Moussolini were more like Franco, they'd probably have lived and died like Franco. But that would require Hitler and Moussolini... not be themselves, and not make decisions whose only possible outcomes were war.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594702 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:47:02') {

'>>61594601
>of the Fascists, only Franco understood to keep his hands to himself.
I've heard António Salazar be called a fascist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61594730 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:53:24') {

'>>61587906
operation unthinkable was the objectively correct option but the homefront cucked out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595071 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:59:58') {

'>>61593228
>you also sent expeditions into puccia out of concern it does not implode completely.

Wrong, you retard. The official objective was to rescue Czechoslovakian legion, and only like 10k troops got sent.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595234 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:24:26') {

'>>61590863
Nah. Stalin deserved the Mussolini/Gaddafi treatment.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595378 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:45:23') {

'How do I cure my fear of the dentist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595424 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:52:35') {

'>>61594601
Franco wasn't really a fascist, out of the main nationalist factions only the Falange were.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595429 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:53:16') {

'>>61595378
Focus on the 23 year old hygienist chick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61595445 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:57:46') {

'>>61595378
Think about all the little girls who get dental work and get a lollipop for not crying, you wimp.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598923 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:19:17') {

'>>61595429
They're all grannies at my dentist office, seems that they're not allowed to hire any women <50 years old'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598946 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:24:12'  && image=='photo_2024-05-04_14-40-16.jpg') {

'>>61587906
I wish they nuked you guys, the majority of world problem would be resolved like the JQ in the Middle East wouldn't exist today'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61598971 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:27:42') {

'>>61590890
America and the whole West is subverted by cultural marxism, good luck fixing that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599139 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:08:23') {

'>>61588031
havent been to /ak/ in a while, i wonder if hes chopped up that poor girl hes been stalking yet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61599190 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)00:22:10') {

'>>61598946
Is that picture supposed to elicit anger? It was clearly printed out thus thought of beforehand so it just feels inauthentic and extremely butthurt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600006 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:11:04') {

'>>61587906
shouldve just let patton do his thing in 1945. no need for nukes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600024 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:21:39') {

'>>61599139
she rejected him and now he pines after a fucking turdoid pajeet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600151 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:33:23') {

'>>61587906
>I wish America nuked the commies in the 40s or 50s
i wish your mother had an abortion and your future wife and daughter were raped by niggers, oh, faggots usually don't get married'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600198 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:50:43') {

'>>61590863
It would have been mint to see the cunt screaming with his stupid badger brush mustache on fire.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600268 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:16:00') {

'>>61587906
Rent free cope thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600378 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:52:59') {

'>>61593228
Because almost all the problems in the world have their roots in europe, we choose to punish Europe for the next century by allowing communism to persist. Think about that the next time you guys want to create a cancerous ideology or start another world war.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600389 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)07:56:58') {

'>>61599190
>this projection'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600401 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:01:39') {

'>>61600151
You seem to know a lot about faggots you turbococksucker commie cunt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600411 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:05:54') {

'>>61587906
>patton isn't whacked
>theres actually some consideration for his post war policies
>highbrass doesn't just like them, it's time to nuke those commies while those chinks are brewing into a red storm
>nuke ussr and China before 47
>have MacArthur colonize China
>world peace'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600416 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:06:55') {

'>>61600401
eat shit mestizo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600419 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:07:49') {

'>>61600416
Jump up your own ass chutney ferret'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600430 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:10:22') {

'>>61600419
>chutney
lol true shiteater'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600440 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:12:32') {

'>>61600430
I’m not the shirt-lifter you giant fat cock-locker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600441 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:13:30') {

'>>61600440
piss off pajeet it's a white place'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600456 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:17:06') {

'>>61600441
Fuck off you larping thirdy cunt you will never know what it’s like to shitpost from the comfort of an indoor toilet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600572 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)08:53:48') {

'>>61595378
Reverse Ludoviko. Induce euphoria via drugs while exposing yourself to stimuli that trigger your dentist related fears, then while coming down and craving the high, go to your dental appointment. Note that there is a moderate risk of you becoming a drug addict, but if that happens you won't be going to the dentist anyway.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600701 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:21:32') {

'>>61593042
Is that burn'n Sherman?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600710 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:23:38') {

'RUSSIA HAS STARTED ITS INTERNET OFFENSIVE
>>>/int/197099927
>>>/int/197099372
>>>/int/197099372'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600717 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:25:09') {

'>>61590218
>gave it away
for world peace lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61600938 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:55:00'  && image=='animu question 20.png') {

'>>61600710
What a shithole. What do the blacked discord trannies and r/wojak rejects have against /int/ anyway? Did /int/ delete their favorite subr*ddit or something?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601119 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:25:21') {

'>>61587906
a world without a moscow is a wonderful idea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601172 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:38:04') {

'>>61587906
Commies were/are from NYC, Chicago, Hollywood, WashDC, London and Paris.

Moscow was just a franchise. Even the Commies said the locals could never become good Commies, hence the Gulags and mass murders and constant purges.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601226 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:51:59') {

'Had there been any calls for impeachment against Roosevelt back then?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601795 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:22:51') {

'As someone born in USSR, I also wish that it would've happened';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601872 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:38:05') {

'>>61601795
how was life there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61601903 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:43:12') {

'>>61595424
Basically, something the falangists hated franco for. Even more so after gutting their cause.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602154 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:22:15') {

'>>61601872
It fuckin' sucked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602160 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:23:12') {

'>>61602154
what year you lived there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602229 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:31:28') {

'>>61602160
I've lived there for my early childhood, but I still have nightmares of going to queue at 5AM to stay in line for a few hours to buy some milk.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61602265 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:34:40') {

'>>61602229
do your relatives hate communism too?'
;

}

}
}