'>Revs up my 5" dick
>Cums in your eye
Woah';

'>>61588680
this vehicle is what happens when you minmax your design for fun';

'>>61588680
average german flag';

'>>61588680
The scenario you described has literally never happened';

'>>61588680
>Destroys your $5 mil MBT with a Spike missile.
The only time this side of the 50's light airborne troops faced armed opposition it wasn't the under-armored support vehicles that ended up on top';

'>>61588680
WieselChan is the most kawaii.';

'They should make civilian model for camping';

'>>61588740
Less minmaxing and more extreme specialisation. The Fallschirmjäger wanted a miniscule little weapons carrier that could essentially mechanise heliborne infantry to give it a bit more punch and mobility when trying to slow down soviet breakthroughs in a Cold War gone Hot scenario..';

'>>61588859
why is that chopper so filthy?';

'>>61588869
That's normal.
If a chopper isn't caked in soot and bleeding hydraulic fluid, that means the crew is trying to hide all of the mechanical problems, and the chopper is out of hydraulic fluid.';

'>>61588680
At that point why not just strip the back seat out of a civic and put a spike launcher there? Does the same thing.';

'>>61588915
Because if a Civic was supposed to have a spike launcher Honda would have made it a factory option. It's like you've never dealt with Germans.';

'>>61588915
A Honda Civic doesn't have basic anti-frag protection, doesn't have nearly the same off-road mobility and is actually bigger and less easily transportable.';

'>>61588885
> crew is trying to hide all of the mechanical problems, and the chopper is out of hydraulic fluid.

And very likely broken, or damn near it.
All helicopters exist in various states of "broken".
None exist that "are working perfectly".
Such things do not exist in the world of rotorcraft.';

'>>61588680
>we can't have new turbo diesels in the US
they're less polluting than any EVs on the road today before that EV puts 1 mile on the odo';

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'>>61588680
>Vould you like to see mein viesel?';

'>>61589572
why did they steal the side armour? Is this for their thin armour cope?';

'>>61589715
>inb4 you will find BMPs with the stolen Marder armor somewhere on the battlefield';

'>>61589572
>a western 70's IFV is a grand trophy worth bringing out on your most important parade
>meanwhile thousands of russian AFVs are blown to pieces and nobody cares or even brags about it anymore
Grim.';

'>>61589572
not even the same vehicle retard';

'>>61588899
Show to me the US wiesel equivalent';

'>>61588826
imagine being the ukrainian infantryman that actually got to secure the burgertown';

'>>61588680
>>Revs up it's Volkswagen 1.9L TDI engine
ahem, that's a Wiesel 1 that a 2.1 Audi 5 banger';

'>>61588826

Werent the guys who hit this column, SSO?';

'>>61589572
))))))))))))))))))))))))';

'>>61589088
This. German automotive autism is unreal. Germans will literally sell their BMW to get the next trim up when the only difference between the two is the tune.';

'>>61588755
That's just for driving in köln at night, they must have forgotten it on when they shipped it to afghanistan';

'>>61588680
kawaii';

'>>61588680
I really wish the krauts had the balls to sell an unarmed version on the civ market. Imagine having one of these things for hunting and camping trips.';

'>>61592774
Just buy one of these if you need a tracked vehicle for hunting, they have much better off road qualities, are amphibious and far lighter';

'>>61592774
An Unimog can do all the Wiesel can and better, strictly civilian speaking.';

'>>61591094
You mean TDF? The first reaction units were all TDF. Interestingly enough the Ruskies T90s also got got by TDF with manpads';

'>>61593332
>>61594215
Yeah, but it's not a Weisel. That's the point. I want kawaii kraut tankette, not big box thing A or B.';

'>>61588680
uoooh loli tank erotic!!!';

'>>61595539
It looks cute but that's it. The fucking nightmare it is to keep an actual armed vehicle running with your own spare time and money is insane. Even these >>61593332 are a handful for anyone but the most experienced home mechanics to work on in any real sense';

'>>61595766
And? If you've got the money to buy one in the first place you've got the money for mechanics. It's not unknown technology (blyat). At worst it's be in the same bracket as owning a supercar.

>Armed
and
>civ market
I fucking wish.';

'>>61599113
I mean armored but whatever';

'>>61589993
>most impotent parade
ftfy';