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class Thread extends Board {

public void I hate hate hate men who want dick(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'I hate hate hate men who want dick';
int postNumber = 35531654;
String image = '1714072992589640.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)15:23:12';
String comment = 'I absolutely despise, hate, loathe men who want dick. I am post-op and being post-op has completely resolved my genital dysphoria but I still get approached by men who want dick. How can I deal with them? Like I get hit on by men who seem super masculine and I think they are approaching me because they like me, but then sooner or later I find out they were expecting a dick. It makes me sick. I would rather have no sex at all anymore. There is nothing more tragic for me than being desired for the cock.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35531709 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:27:11') {

'>>35531654
are you happy with the results? how does it feel?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533190 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:18:52') {

'>>35531709
It feels good but I have an orgasm only with clitoral stimulation.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533232 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:22:23') {

'>>35531654
You look like THE bull dyke, no man or attractive woman is hitting on you. You clearly transitioned due to being sexually assaulted.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533718 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:54:41') {

'>>35533232
Are you fucking autistic? That is not me in the photo, dumbass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534111 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:15:18') {

'I'm sorry people expect you to be at least somewhat mentally stable enough to not mangle your body completely.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534560 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:44:13') {

'>>35534111
Fuck you. I didn’t transition to be a Fag. You stupid fuck. Hope you die sono';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534613 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:48:25') {

'OP is clearly testosterone poisoned indicative by the way OP talks to other Anons.
https://www.guns.com/firearms/rifles/semi-auto/daniel-defense-ddm4-v7-lw-5-56x45mm-nato-30-rounds-16-barrel-new?p=1138318';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534871 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:12:29' && image=='1677197371255611.jpg') {

'>>35531654
>. I am post-op and being post-op has completely resolved my genital dysphoria
Good girl,for becoming the perfect woman. Just a set of holes to be used by a man who truly wants you. Every other dick-wanting man is just a useless faggot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535385 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:50:50') {

'>>35534871
I don’t want a man who wants dick. There is no bigger turnoff';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535429 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:54:19') {

'>>35534560
Another instance of gincel being right';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535465 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:57:31') {

'>>35535429
What is gincel?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535581 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:08:03') {

'>>35535465
A bitter gay man who said male-attracted trannies transition because of intense internalized homophobia seeing their potential partners (men who want to date men) as the most disgusting thing in the world

It's dumb of him to apply it to everyone but it obviously does in a few cases like this one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535598 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:09:18') {

'>>35535385
I want to put my tongue every hole you got, and then have sex with every hole you got. Please tell me you got a sensitive clit and still like your ass being licked?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535650 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:13:00') {

'>>35531654
So you're crazy.
Got it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535745 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:19:23') {

'>>35531654
I'm puzzled by the hate toward chasers desu. Yes, they want your dick, but that doesn't mean they don't care about the rest of you, right? Am I missing something here?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535846 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:26:37') {

'>>35535745
They never do.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536215 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:56:42') {

'>>35535846
Can you explain more?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537109 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:06:32' && image=='1695150051475.gif') {

'>>35531654';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537116 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:07:05' && image=='1701507538792.gif') {

'>>35534871';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537122 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:07:39' && image=='1705138750872.gif') {

'>>35534613';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537129 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:08:04') {

'>>35537109
>>35537116
I love you monkeyposter';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537133 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:08:25' && image=='1697738192652.gif') {

'>>35535745';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537149 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:09:33' && image=='1693972482079.gif') {

'>>35537129';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537164 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:10:44') {

'>im a homophobic gay man
many such cases';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537173 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:11:30' && image=='1703550094611.gif') {

'>>35537129
.';

}

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