import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/lgbt/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 35533530;
String image = '1714081373810542.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)17:42:53';
String comment = 'Just sent my parents off to a shitty retirement home (yes, I made sure) to rot away for the rest of their lives and today is looking like it'll be the best day of my entire fucking life.

They kicked me out back in 2011 when I was 17 after they decided to be nosy shitheads and found e621 in my search history. They only decided to "reown" me 5 years later after they found out I landed myself a decent job at BNSF in an attempt to mooch off of me, they however did not get a single dime from me.

I'm hoping that they realize that this choice of retirement home was entirely intentional when they're getting their bedpans changed out by some underpaid nurse who could give less of a shit about them.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533603 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:47:53') {

'>>35533530
Why not reconnect with your family like a normal person? Kids have falling outs with parents all the time, that doesn’t mean it’s permanent. You sound like a massive asshole here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533615 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:48:46') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533622 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:49:11') {

'>>35533530
Based

>>35533603
Kill yourself'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533644 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:50:29') {

'>>35533530
based
>>35533603
cringe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533681 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:52:37') {

'>>35533603
Yes, I'll let bygones be bygones after they've left me homeless and only begrudgingly let me back in only because they thought they thought they could get some easy cash off of their well-off son'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533715 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:54:35') {

'>>35533615
>>35533622
>>35533644
>>35533681
Let go of anger instead of letting it consume you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533717 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:54:40') {

'I tend not to get along well who are into furry/anime etc. type of shit. However, I congratulate you on your decision. I am very proud of you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533786 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:57:48') {

'>>35533715
I'm sure OP has let some of that anger go after deporting his worthless parents to rot in a retirement home'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533828 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:00:24') {

'>>35533786
Yeah I’m sure the bill will be worth it… why incur the need to PAY to put them in a home when they literally can die in their own home. It makes more sense for OP to leave them be, maybe wiggle their way back into the wills, and sell the home when they die.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533950 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:06:47') {

'>>35533828
Yeah, I don't really care about their wills like at all. I literally make more than the both of them combined and I don't really want anything that reminds me of them at all for obvious reasons

As for the home, it's in a part of town that got upzoned to mixed-use residential and as a result it will most likely be torn down for a development in the near future.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35533996 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:09:01') {

'>>35533950
It’s free real estate. You don’t even need to live in it just flip it for a profit when they’re gone. You will make more money doing that than putting them in a home. But you likely already burned those bridges by forcing them into a home…'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534011 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:09:40') {

'>>35533530
i want to do this to my abusive grandmother, as does everyone except my dad. problem is, we can't afford it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536091 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:48:25') {

'>>35533530
Karma is a bitch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538268 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:51:57') {

'>>35538131
You’re a spoiled brat'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538312 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:54:42') {

'>>35533715
>le turn le other cheek
the only thing the meek inherit is endless beatdowns if they allow it
get fucked retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538358 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:58:24') {

'>>35533530
>e621
what is that? not inclined to Google it in case it's something not great.
how do you make sure your parents go to a bad facility?
>t. cut all contact with entire family permanently at age 18'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538376 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:59:47') {

'>>35533530
>furfag
honestly i don't blame them for disowning you that's far worse than anything else just why dude'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538409 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:02:25') {

'>>35538358
It's a furry site
He was probably gfur since it led to disowning'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538448 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:05:32') {

'>>35538409
>gfur
what the hell is that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538463 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:06:27') {

'>>35538448
Damn you should go back'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538485 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:08:28') {

'>>35538463
oh, just gay fur? no wonder his parents disowned him. such an idiotic move on their part to attempt to invite him back and use him. everyone involved in this story is an idiot. imagine 17 years blown on a fucking furry kek then getting fucked over by him later'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538505 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:09:59') {

'>>35538482
Yeah I lost both my parents in front of me… I’m sure I haven’t been through what you’re spoiled ass is dealing with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538512 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:10:53') {

'>>35538505
not them but you know what's worse than losing decent parents? when your parents are fuckheads that didn't have to make you but they did then did not love you right.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538525 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:12:00') {

'>>35533530
as a post op trans woman I was in the hospital once and I needed a bedpan but they would only give me a jar and when I complained said the other men can pee in it just fine
would be nice if you could find a place that employs that kind of abusive nurse'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538602 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:18:35'  && image=='boom boom.png') {

'first saw this in /pol/.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538621 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:20:05') {

'>>35533530
as someone who also hates his parents, i wouldnt put them in a bad spot on purpose. i cant hold that much malice even though my rents fucked my life over. im not paying for them to go anywhere'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538646 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:22:14'  && image=='1589340142626.png') {

'>>35533530
And that shitty retirement home's name? Albert Einstein.
Man, if only your parents knew you post pathetic revenge fantasy fapfics on the internet and try to pass them off as real things you did.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538648 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:22:17') {

'God if I raised a sociopath I’d put the little fuck out of its misery. You deserve to kill yourself.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538671 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:25:07') {

'>>35538646
>>35538485
I do not get the anti-furry meme
It's just a weird kink, who cares'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538687 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:26:10') {

'>>35538671
Drink bleach'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538691 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:26:26') {

'>>35538671
>kink
You have been programmed to be incapable of recognizing how vile furniggers have been and are to this day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538731 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:30:30') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538766 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:34:21') {

'>>35538687
>>35538691
>>35538731
Dudes will say this and turn around and crank to loli or nonconsenting creepshot clips or some shit

Get mad at shit that actually has an inherent moral failing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538780 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:36:02') {

'>>35538766
>crank to loli or nonconsenting creepshot clips or some shit
Speak for yourself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538787 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:36:25') {

'>>35538766
lack of aesthetics is the true moral failing. that's why trannies are hated most of all. people will excuse evilness, for it can often involve power.
something ugly and cringe inducing is unforgiveable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538829 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:41:14') {

'>>35538766
You sound like you’re projecting sweetie. Pull the tail out of your ass you’re stinking up the thread.'
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}

}
}