import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/lgbt/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 35534177;
String image = '1714083538451329.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)18:18:58';
String comment = 'do lesbians actually scissor irl?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534293 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:25:54') {

'>>35534177
scissors is like swordfighting for guys, it's not that pleasant and like barely attractive enough to keep anyone engaged, more of a meme than anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534319 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:27:30'  && image=='1713008033362128.gif') {

'you better not tell me south park lied or embellished anything';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534367 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:30:08') {

'>>35534177
I have a pussy and I have never understood how scissoring works just get a man to fuck you like a normal person'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534411 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:33:19') {

'>>35534367
>straight person enters a thread specifically about gay people and says they don't understand the ops question
this is my fav genre of post'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534521 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:41:25') {

'>>35534411
I am bisexual'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35534603 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:47:05') {

'>>35534293
frotting is based and hot THOUGH
>>35534521
"bi" woman actually ever be attracted to a woman once challenge (failed instantly)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35535713 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:17:19') {

'bump';

}

if(lagoloaf && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537896 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:17:00') {

'>>35534177
Those of us who aren’t morbidly obese do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537928 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:20:42') {

'>>35537896
aren’t most lesbians obese?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537948 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:22:46') {

'>>35537896
My regrets to you and Olaf'
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}

if(lagoloaf && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537953 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:23:16'  && image=='IMG_2032.png') {

'>>35537928
No? Like 37% isn’t most. Bi women are more likely to be obese, but no one ever insults their weight. lol'
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}

if(Joe && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537962 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:23:47') {

'>>35534177
What's worse than two lesbians running with scissors?

Two lesbians scissoring with the runs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537965 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:24:06') {

'>>35537953
okay but this chart makes me sad'
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}

if(lagoloaf && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537968 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:24:17') {

'>>35537948
idgi'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537969 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:24:20') {

'>>35534367
Isn't grinding the clit on things a common experience women have'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537982 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:25:27') {

'>>35537953
i’m bi and chronically underweight'
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}

if(lagoloaf && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537988 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:25:48') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538032 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:29:35') {

'>>35537896
ew, i wish more people took the feederism pill'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538091 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:34:36') {

'>>35534177
idk i thought lesbians kinda just like rub their dicks together and stuff'
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}

}
}