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int postNumber = 35536399;
String image = '1714093982031091.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)21:13:02';
String comment = 'have you ever had thoughts about slicing of your penis with a kitchen knife or a cleaver';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536446 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:16:44') {

'>>35536399
Ew, no';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536461 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:17:40') {

'>>35536399
yeah but then I realized its one of the few things that makes me special, and if I chopped it off Id just be a painfully average woman

dont clip your wings!';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536483 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:19:02') {

'>>35536399
No and the people that did that and posted about it made me rep for 10 years. so fuck you and go away.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536484 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:19:10') {

'>>35536399
Yes, but I've also thought about how long it would take to get to ER before I bleed to death';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536489 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:19:28') {

'I got my dick cut off by accident when I was like 10 I thought it was pretty funny at the time (they stitched it back though)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35536507 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:20:56') {

'>>35536461
im getting SRS, fuck you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537025 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:00:21') {

'>>35536399
i cant imagine many people seriously consider this, even among the crowd that self harms, given the severity of the injury it would cause';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537055 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:02:21') {

'>>35536399
my doctor snipped mine off
>>35536489
I had dreams this happened';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537779 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:05:27') {

'>>35536399
I had a dream I cut my dick off and desperately tried to reattach it. Then I woke up and it was still gone. :) phew.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537951 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:23:06') {

'>>35537779
oh my god since surgery I’ve had a dream it came back and it’s so terrifying until I wake up and find it’s still gone';

}

if(jennie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537960 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:23:41') {

'>>35536399
i want to inject my testes with everclear';

}

if(Dakota && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35537963 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:24:02') {

'>>35536399
mine involve dull scissors with a bit of rust on them. i feel it should be painful and an infection is good punishment for being so terrible.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538782 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:36:11') {

'>>35536399
Yes. Mainly I just want the balls gone though. Should still get hard, don’t have to worry about remasculinization.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539411 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:56:22'  && image=='dm3afc.png') {

'>>35536399
more so my face, i have the facial structure of the chad caricature so it would be immensely satisfying slicing the lot of it off

i'm not dumb enough to cause a necrotic mess of my down there, it'd make the issue i love to ignore far worse';

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