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class Thread extends Board {

public void this board feels safe(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'this board feels safe';
int postNumber = 35538001;
String image = '1714102008280637.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)23:26:48';
String comment = 'i used 4chan for a while but it was mostly /b/ and I always thought all boards were kinda the same just more specific but reading how people talk here makes me :3';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538014 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:28:05') {

'>>35538001
this board tricked me into snipping my penis off you need to be careful';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538015 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:28:13') {

'>>35538001
GET OUT';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538021 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:28:39') {

'>:3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538029 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:29:15') {

'>>35538014
lmao pranked';

}

if(jennie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538036 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:29:49') {

'>>35538001
in 2020 a trip on this board by the name of KLUTZ convinced me to start self administering hormones by scaring me i would turn into a danny devito like creature if i didn’t get on it asap';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538041 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:30:26') {

'I wish Kaine was my GF';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538044 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:30:37') {

'>>35538001
You don't look like that THOUGH';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538052 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:31:14') {

'>>35538036
>>35538014
I don't think im interested in transitioning nor do I know what I am I just love people being silly here ^_^';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538070 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:32:16') {

'>>35538041
SAME';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538073 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:32:47') {

'>>35538052
uh oh... it seem to already have begun';

}

if(Dakota && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538077 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:33:19' && image=='1712402274978715.jpg') {

'>>35538001
lol safe';

}

if(Naoto && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538078 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:33:27') {

'>>35538001
i love Kaine
also uh im shocked anyone uses /b/ still';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538080 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:33:30') {

'>>35538044
loving this new forced meme';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538096 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:34:53') {

'>>35538080
its growing on me desu, pretty funny';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538109 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:36:04') {

'>>35538078
idk I just never bothered with anything and I never really posted I just kinda read stuff to piss myself off it kinda helps
>>35538073
hehe I've been like this for a bit and even if I wanted to it's not really possible because of where I live so yippee for just being retarded ig';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538114 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:36:26') {

'>>35538052
me too :3 i like being silly on here and /vt/, sometimes /g/ is ok too!!
the internet is too srs and mean now so i like it here :D';

}

if(TurboGrafx-16 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538146 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:39:16') {

'>>35538080
>>35538096
Nah I agree it is pretty funny :3';

}

if(Naoto && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538158 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:40:49') {

'>>35538114
sillypilled individual';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538221 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:47:06' && image=='4x (1).gif') {

'>>35538114
>>35538158';

}

if()*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538228 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:47:50') {

'tfw marrying the amazing girl i met here :3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538281 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:52:52') {

'>>35538001
kill yourself, tourist';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538362 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:58:36') {

'>>35538001
people here are pretty fucking awful actually and not in a bantsy imageboard way just cruel for cruelty's sake because they think that's what makes them fit in';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538539 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:12:54') {

'>>35538109
just order DIY HRT. it's possible anywhere. trust me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538555 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:14:17') {

'>>35538228
Kassandra the last thread I was talking to you in died after I fell asleep. I think we need an ellaphae general so you can teach me more about the goddess!
>>35511135';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538637 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:21:45') {

'>>35538555
there is no such thing as the supernatural, anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35538683 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:25:51') {

'>>35538637
You are incorrect kassandra will show us through the power of her goddess ellaphae';

}

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